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Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1589 - “A touching sentiment”

#1589

“A touching sentiment”

Tags: d'aww, jedite is a prick

[21:11] *** Tue Feb 02 2010 - LOGGING START ***
[21:11] *** Topic is - :/ -
[21:11] *** Set by @spiritflame on Tue Feb 02 21:11 2010
[21:11] <FireFly_9> I heard the most touching story today.
[21:11] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ???
[21:12] <FireFly_9> A family had an old, loyal dog. It was finally too ill to go on, so the vet euthanized it.
[21:12] <// J_Daito //> YES DEATH EXCELLENT
[21:12] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:12] <FireFly_9> No, Jedite. The touching part was yet to come. The family child was there with the dog, and
[21:13] <// J_Daito //> Was he TRAUMATIZED? Scarred for life?! :D :D :D
[21:13] <FireFly_9> No... ><
[21:13] <FireFly_9> The boy, while listening to his family musing about why animals live so much shorther lives than humans, pointed out that
[21:14] <FireFly_9> people are born os they can learn how to live a good life, loving everyone all the time and being nice,
[21:14] <// J_Daito //> That's not why people are born
[21:15] <FireFly_9> And since dogs already know how to do that, they don't have to stay so long.
[21:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> T_T
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> people are born to be a[BLEEP]les
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> and that dog died sooner because it was unfit to live, it was weak and the weak must be culled from the surplus population
[21:15] <FireFly_9> JEDITE HAVE YOU NO JOY IN YOUR SOUL
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> Of course I do.
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> Of course I do.
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> Watching you froth at the mouth makes me very happy :3
[21:16] <FireFly_9> RAARGH
[21:16] *** Tue Feb 02 2010 - LOGGING STOP ***

Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1588 - “A Sailor Senshi, a glass of Rum and a Random Camerashot”

#1588

“A Sailor Senshi, a glass of Rum and a Random Camerashot”

Tags: random picture funtime, ian andreas miller, giant chicken

[21:26] *** Sun Jan 31 2010 - LOGGING START ***
[21:26] *** Topic is - hmph he actually followed through with a contest -
[21:26] *** Set by @spiritflame on Sun Jan 31 21:26 2010
[21:26] <FireFly_9> I thank everyone for their image suggestions, and I have created them.
[21:26] <FireFly_9> I even took my boot off for this.
[21:26] <FireFly_9> BE GRATEFUL.

[21:27] <GERMATOID> LOL
[21:27] *** Sun Jan 31 2010 - LOGGING STOP ***

Hahaha! That's awsome

TimeSage • 02/04/10 08:29am

Hilariously awesome photos!

RyGuy • 02/01/10 08:41pm

Wow you made them, and you made a story for them too. Thank you!

SCF • 02/01/10 01:45pm

Thoroughly ama/uzing. Thank you.

Jikkuryuu • 02/01/10 12:50pm

It may happen again...

Dr. X • 02/01/10 10:59am

Good show, and well done on the 'shops. I wonder if you'll do this again.

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 02/01/10 04:31am

Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1587 - “Tom Selleck, a Waterfall and a Sandwich”

#1587

“Tom Selleck, a Waterfall and a Sandwich”

Tags: yeah we're out of ideas, magnum pi is hungry, higgins wtf

[08:47] *** Sat Jan 30 2010 - LOGGING START ***
[08:47] *** Topic is - So.... -
[08:47] *** Set by @Sakura Xadium Aino on Sat Jan 30 08:47 2010
[08:47] <FireFly_9> So while everyone else is in the future doing god knows what against a swearing midget...
[08:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yas?
[08:48] <FireFly_9> Well I saw this...
[08:48] <FireFly_9> [URL]
[08:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da fack iz dat sit
[08:48] <FireFly_9> I don't know, but I am bored, so...
[08:49] <FireFly_9> I want people to tell me the name of one of the sol senshi, a location and an inanimate object. And I will merge them with Photoshop.
[08:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror u r facking borad
[08:49] <FireFly_9> Indeed.
[08:49] *** Sat Jan 30 2010 - LOGGING STOP ***

Sailor Neptune
Subway (Not the sandwich place)
Chicken

SonataOceanWaves • 01/31/10 11:59pm

Sailor Mars, telescope, volcano.
Just because.

Bogey • 01/31/10 11:21pm

Vesta, Disney Land, Land Mine.

TimeSage • 01/31/10 09:46am

Sailor Venus
Lincoln Memorial
Cookie Monster Hand Puppet

RyGuy • 01/30/10 11:40pm

Well, if you're offering...

Sailor Saturn
A TV
A beach

Thanks?

SCF • 01/30/10 11:37pm

Sailor Mercury
Amusement Park
Toaster

InnocentLily [e-mail] • 01/30/10 10:43pm

Sailor Jupiter
Sasaima, Colombia
See-saw

Euri • 01/30/10 07:04pm

Sailor Moon
Space Shuttle
Paris

TuxRainbow • 01/30/10 06:56pm

Sailor 134340 or Neptune
Cannon Scooter (link in name)
Himalayas

If you would be so kind.

Jikkuryuu • 01/30/10 05:07pm

# 1586
Furuhata Motoki has updated his homepage (I have a new job! (ed: [nsfw] by rei.bot))

Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1585 - “Terrors both subtle and gross”

#1585

“Terrors both subtle and gross”

Tags: WTF, fashion or fraud, koizumi rules, video, star wars hell, C3P0's golden shower

[09:27] *** Sat Jan 09 2010 - LOGGING START ***
[09:27] *** Topic is - thanks to indigo for the heads up on the 'fashion' -
[09:27] *** Set by @spiritflame on Sat Jan 09 09:27 2010
[09:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> So what's the current plan on how to stop Chibi-chibi in the future?
[09:28] <FireFly_9> The last I heard they were thinking of effecting time travel by getting a starship and slingshotting around the Sun.
[09:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[09:28] <FireFly_9> I wish I were joking.
[09:28] <FireFly_9> I really do.
[09:28] <FireFly_9> But anyway, Makoto-san, have this distraction. They found it while researching starships.

[09:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[09:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> You know I didn't think it was possible to make C-3P0 any _more_ gay.
[09:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> I was wrong.
[09:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> So horribly wrong.
[09:30] <FireFly_9> I'll make it better.

[09:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> ....
[09:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> YES!
[09:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> AWESOMENESS
[09:31] <FireFly_9> And now I'll make it worse again.
[09:33] <FireFly_9> These are "fashion" designs by Alexander McQueen. Supposedly ready to wear. But look at the models.

[09:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> D:
[09:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> JESUS CHRIST KAMI-SAMA
[09:43] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey that last one looks hot :r
[09:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[09:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> ya this is why I broke off our engagement.
[09:43] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> :P
[09:43] *** Sat Jan 09 2010 - LOGGING STOP ***

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• 02/05/10 12:15am

That background song was most people's first exposure to Star Wars when it came out in the '70's. It was the decade of disco on the radio, and variety shows on TV. Most shows had a Star Wars performance or skit. THIS is clearly what the sequels and prequels all lacked -- pop-media coattails. Imagine how much bigger Phantom Menace would have been if someone (other than Al Yankovic) had released a "hit song" from the movie? And while you're imagining that, I'll try to un-imagine that french dance number recreated with Jar-Jar and Sebulba. X-D

Bogey • 01/18/10 03:17am

What were the French thinking with that? Both CPO and Vader were both GAY.
But, that anime, that was nice. I should watch that.

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 01/09/10 03:27pm

Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1584 - “Return of the Monday Night Wars?”

#1584

“Return of the Monday Night Wars?”

Tags: TNA, WWE, Wrestling, Old Yeller, nostalgia attack

[05:42] *** Tue Jan 05 2010 - LOGGING START ***
[05:42] *** Topic is - It was like LSD only better -
[05:42] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Tue Jan 05 05:42 2010
[05:43] <Reverend_H> the strip poker never delivered yo
[05:43] <@SpeedRcrX> I don't care man, TNA Wrestling last night was like WCW rising from the goddamn ashes to dance on the grave of WWE
[05:44] <FireFly_9> I thought you were sick of the abuses of Pro Wrestling, and them trotting out your favorite stars like broken circus animals
[05:44] <@SpeedRcrX> man
[05:44] <@SpeedRcrX> MAN
[05:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Ric FLAIR, Hulk HOGAN, scott HALL, Kevin NASH, Sean WALTMAN, Jeff HARDY, the NAsty Boys, Val VENIS
[05:45] * FireFly_9 just shakes her head
[05:46] <FireFly_9> And WWE trotted out a broken Bret Hart to counter, from what i heard
[05:46] <FireFly_9> Seriously? How are half those people still ALIVE. And will they be alive for much longer, I wonder.
[05:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Man it was like 1998 all over again
[05:46] <@SpeedRcrX> It was my powerful YOUTH all over again!
[05:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I just... oh god it was so good
[05:47] <@SpeedRcrX> ♡ oh god ♡
[05:47] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬
[05:47] <FireFly_9> Then you stayed up till 11 for the first time in ages and couldn't get up this morning
[05:47] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k that I'm here ain't I
[05:47] <FireFly_9> barely
[05:47] <FireFly_9> You
[05:48] <FireFly_9> are old and slow :3
[05:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow you're vicious today
[05:48] <@SpeedRcrX> ... Vicious
[05:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I wonder if Sid Vicious is still alive...
[05:49] <FireFly_9> Isn't it BAD when you actually have to ponder if one of your favorite wrestlers still LIVES?
[05:49] <@SpeedRcrX> You keep this up you'll be pondering if you still live after all this is over :P
[05:49] *** Tue Jan 05 2010 - LOGGING STOP ***

According to what I have read, this was a one-time thing for TNA. They'll head back to Thursday.
Man, talk about old days...

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 01/05/10 02:16pm

[12:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dnt gat tit ud wlak arund in pablic wearang matchange otfats an lookin lak boifrand an garlfrand wats da bag del wat PDaz?
[12:05] <FireFly_9> That sentence was particularly bad, Chibiusa-chan.