[00:29] *** Tue Apr 17 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[00:29] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[00:29] *** Topic is - Chiba Mamoru v The Vampire Lyrica Hübert -
[00:29] *** Set by [gTV]C'est_la_V on Tue Apr 17 07:29 2007
[00:29] * [gTV]C'est_la_V grabs a Mic
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[gTV]C'est_la_V>
♦ Due to recent difficulties, our Budokai has gotten off track! But as CEO of Ginga Media, I want to make sure that everyone is entertained! So I'm issuing an executive order that we get the first round of our Budokai done by the end of next week!
[00:31] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [nightwalker@philosophia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi [00:31]
<@spiritflame> Irasshai The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
*** Happy Birthday, Hino Rei!!
[00:31] ☼ Scouter indicates The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:31] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi [00:31]
<@spiritflame> Irasshai Chiba_M
*** Happy Birthday, Hino Rei!!
[00:31] ☼ Scouter indicates Chiba_M has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
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<@Diamond Dice Darkness> The Vampire Lyrica Hubert rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
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<@Diamond Dice Darkness> Chiba_M rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Tch.
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Chiba_M> This will be over quickly :D
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I don't see why I'm even in this barbaric spectacle.
[00:33] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M "Sometimes people must fight one another in onrder to understand each other *flings a dozen steel tipped roses at Lyrica* (-500 MP)
[00:33] [738 HP / 1506 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (262 damage)
[00:33] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is pinned to the damn wall by the roses and is nicked, bleeding.
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> GOD DAMMIT THE ONLY TIME I SHOULD BE BLEEDING IS IF I CURT MYSELF FOR ATTENTION
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ^CUT
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> TIME TO DIE OLD MAN
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Chiba_M> Old... Man? But I'm in my prime!
[00:36] [738 HP / 1006 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert Pulls herseflf from the wall and produces a silver pocketwatch, dangling it in front of his face "I hypnotize you to stab yourself in the crotch with one of your own roses:" (-500 MP)
[00:36] [1000 HP / 1002 MP ] Chiba_M has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
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Chiba_M> Hah! I'm not that easy to hypnotize!
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ........... Why can every SKANK HO in the universe hypnotize you, yet I am left out!
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setsy_meiou> Preach it sister!
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Shut up you old fossil!
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setsy_meiou> T_T
[00:38] [1000 HP / 502 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M toothglints at Lyrica and henshins just. for. her. (-500 MP)
[00:38] [518 HP / 1021 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (220 damage)
[00:38] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert gasps, choking, feeling.... desire for the first time in her emogoth life...
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> F
[BLEEP]k... I'm.... actually attracted to that piece of s
[BLEEP]t... ><
[00:40] [518 HP / 521 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert takes out a CD of her most Emo teenybopper albums and plays it at full blast in Chiba's FACE (-500 MP)
[00:40] [755 HP / 517 MP ] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (245 damage)
[00:40] * Chiba_M drops to his knees, weeping
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Chiba_M> God dammit.... has my whole life been a lie?
[00:41] * Chiba_M looks over at Lyrica
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Chiba_M> No... its a crime for a young woman to feel isolated and unloved
[00:42] [755 HP / 17 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M goes over and KISSES Lyrica FULL ON, DEEP (-500 MP)
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ OH MY GOD MAMORU is SO PEDO
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ Ara, what else is new
[00:42] [508 HP / 531 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[00:43] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Chiba "C[BLEEP]kblocked, a[BLEEP]le
[00:43] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert pants deeply, spitting out the taste of hsi spit in her mouth
[00:44] [508 HP / 31 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert hurls her special hot topic slicing knives at Tuxboy, quoting every f[BLEEP]king song lyric she can think of to man in orer to "express herself " without really saying any damn thing (-500 MP)
[00:45] [582 HP / 34 MP ] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[00:45] * Chiba_M vomits, moved to puke out his guts by the hideous display of continuous emo, wrists shredded in completely the wrong fashion for suicide
[00:46] [582 HP / 5 MP] Chiba_M gets h:::übert therapy (-29 MP)
[00:46] [476 HP / 69 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> NO GOD NO I HATE PROZAC GOT DAMMIT GET THIS PLASTIC SMILE OFF MY FACE
[00:47] [476 HP / 52 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert pulls out various works of philoosphy that emphasize the fact that life is meaningless and we're all going to rot in the end (-17 MP)
[00:48] [582 HP / 7 MP] Chiba_M has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[00:48] * Chiba_M distracts himself by checking out her butt
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> GOD DAMN LOLICON FREAK ><
[00:48] [582 HP / -6 MP] Chiba_M takes Lyrica out for Ice Cream OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-13 MP)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ....
[00:49] [476 HP / 36 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert punches chiba solid in the jaw (-16 MP)
[00:49] [563 HP / 4 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (19 damage)
[00:49] * Chiba_M goes reeling back
[00:49] [563 HP / 36 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ...
[00:50] [476 HP / 105 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:50] [563 HP / 64 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ Waht are they doing?
[00:50] [476 HP / 118 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] [563 HP / 123 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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@SpeedRcrX> God this is like a f
[BLEEP]king rest hold in wrestling, it's boring as s
[BLEEP]t
[00:51] [476 HP / 169 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] [563 HP / 136 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] [476 HP / 230 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ the two fighters are just STANDING there, glaring at each others
[00:52] [563 HP / 170 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> /giard
[00:52] [476 HP / 263 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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Mizunomics01> I think they're...powering up?
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Chiba_M> ;/guard
[00:53] [563 HP / 198 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:53] [563 HP / 228 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:53] [476 HP / 351 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ They're racing to see who can gain enough power to special first
[00:54] [563 HP / 232 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:54] [476 HP / 360 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:54] [563 HP / 290 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:55] [476 HP / 350 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert LEAPS over to Chiba and BITES him in the f[BLEEP]king neck, taking all his energy using her Vampire Powers. (-10 MP)
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ HÜBERT'S TAKEN THE INITIATIVE
[00:55] [563 HP / 291 MP] Chiba_M has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[00:56] [476 HP / 358 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[00:57] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert dodges mamoru's bite and bites again
[00:57] [560 HP / 294 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ><
[00:57] [560 HP / 296 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:57] [476 HP / 355 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert LEAPS for Chiba ansd BITES AGAIN, TAKING ALL HIS POWER (-3 MP)
[00:58] [523 HP / 313 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (37 damage)
[00:58] ☼ Scouter indicates Chiba_M has MP level of 0!
[00:59] ☼ Scouter indicates The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has MP level of 668!
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ In a move I've NEVER seen before, Hübert has stolen all of Chiba's power!
[0:00] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert sweats, she only had two fangs, it's lucky she got the attack in on the second try
[0:00] [476 HP / 168 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert just beats the everloving s[BLEEP]t out of the old man (-500 MP)
[0:00] [347 HP / 20 MP ] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (176 damage)
[0:01] * Chiba_M falls to the ground, battered, unable to move
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Chiba_M> god...
[0:02] [347 HP / 62 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:45] [476 HP / 146 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert gets out her Hot Topic™ Narutard Jacket and smacks Chiba with it (-22 MP)
[0:46] [319 HP / 116 MP] Chiba_M has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (28 damage)
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Chiba_M> God not Naruto ><CAN I NOT ESCAPE THE NINJA!?
[0:46] [319 HP / 158 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ Ara, not fighting back?
[0:47] [476 HP / 117 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert decks Chiba in the groin (-29 MP)
[0:47] [319 HP / 166 MP] Chiba_M has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[0:47] [426 HP / 132 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[0:47] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is hit down there and winces ><
[0:47] [319 HP / 207 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ What is he trying to pull?
[0:49] [426 HP / 132 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert demonstrates to Chiba that his college love for Tsukino Usagi would be illegal in most countries and put him in jail. (-0 MP)
[0:49] [303 HP / 224 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (16 damage)
[0:49] * Chiba_M CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
[0:50] [303 HP / 290 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ Ara, Chiba's trying to withsstand all Lyrica-chan's attacks in hopes of mounting an offense!
[gTV
]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ The Budokai gets back on track with a stunning victory! Come back next time for a rematch from last year, the fight that went nowhere last time, Reigning Champion Tomoe Hotaru vs. the soul-sucking Luna-P!
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ that's a hell of a gamble. Aya~
[0:53] [426 HP / 131 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert hypnotizes chiba to stab himself in the thigh with a steel tipped rose (-1 MP)
[0:54] [261 HP / 341 MP] Chiba_M has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (42 damage)
[0:54] * Chiba_M SCREAM out, gouging the rose into hsi thigh
[0:55] [261 HP / 382 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> fight shows Ammoru the reality of how *un*fashionable his clothes really are
[0:56] [426 HP / 95 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert shows Ammoru the reality of how *un*fashionable his clothes really are (-36 MP)
[0:56] [206 HP / 386 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (55 damage)
[0:56] * Chiba_M takes a massive hit to his pride
[0:56] [206 HP / 413 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:58] [426 HP / 82 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert B[BLEEP]chslaps the submissive man ala Fiore (-13 MP)
[0:58] [206 HP / 415 MP] Chiba_M has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[0:58] * Chiba_M has had enough of fiore for one lifeitme thx
[0:58] [206 HP / 432 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I won't say I mind a man who's willing to let me beat up on him ♡
[0:00] [426 HP / 68 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert WHIPS Mamoru with her Hot Topic™e flagellator (-14 MP)
[0:00] [165 HP / 462 MP] Chiba_M has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage)
[0:00] * Chiba_M CRASHES to the ground, clothes torn
[0:01] [426 HP / 64 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert WHIPS him again, YES! (-4 MP)
[0:01] [111 HP / 479 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (54 damage)
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Chiba_M> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH
[0:01] [426 HP / 33 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert TEARS into his flesh with the whip, OH GOD! (-31 MP)
[0:01] [108 HP / 483 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[0:01] * Chiba_M CATCHES the whip in his hand
[0:01] [108 HP / 539 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ OH SNAP! THERE IT IS! CHIBA has power for ONE special!
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ Ara, but his health is dangerously low! And Lyrica-chan has another attack! A stun could be fatal right now!
[0:04] [426 HP / 19 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert Shows mamoru how hated he is in the fan community (-14 MP)
[0:04] [105 HP / 544 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
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Chiba_M> /em knows he's loved, baby.
[0:04] * Chiba_M knows he's loved, baby.
[0:05] [105 HP / 44 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M Dresses Lyrica up like a valley girl and puts her in a blonde wig (-500 MP)
[0:05] [197 HP / 36 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (229 damage)
[0:05] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert throws up, shivering, OH GOD ><
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ It looks like Chiba's strategy has paid off, he's within striking distance of Lyrica Hübert!
[0:07] [197 HP / 104 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:07] [105 HP / 43 MP] Chiba_M Shows Lyrica that she's just like all the other Goths in every other way so she's about as unique as a clone trooper (-1 MP)
[0:08] [178 HP / 115 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (19 damage)
[0:08] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is stung by the norm's chear tactic
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ^cheap
[0:09] [178 HP / 90 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert Shows Chiba that damn Viagra commercial with the warning about the 4 hour er[BLEEP]tion (-25 MP)
[0:09] [101 HP / 46 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[0:09] * Chiba_M considers a 4 hour one SUPER MANLY
[0:09] [101 HP / 33 MP] Chiba_M .... Tuxedo KAMEN KOREAN BBQ ATTACK (-13 MP)
[0:10] [129 HP / 152 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (49 damage)
[0:10] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert coughs and drops from having her lungs choked with garlic powder
[0:10] [129 HP / 145 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert shows Chiba Usagi / Rei Yuri (-7 MP)
[0:10] [101 HP / 38 MP] Chiba_M has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[0:11] * Chiba_M gets off on it in front of Hübert, considering they were both his girlfriends
[0:11] [111 HP / 151 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (18 damage)
[0:11] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is grossed the f[BLEEP]k out ><
[0:12] [101 HP / 54 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:13] [111 HP / 140 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert hooks up Chiba with a clingy internet camwhore who will suck his bank account dry (-11 MP)
[0:13] [98 HP / 62 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[0:13] * Chiba_M takes what he needs and dumps her like a cheap habit
[0:14] [98 HP / 36 MP] Chiba_M Shows Lyrica that Lonelygirl15 was faked just like the moon landing (-26 MP)
[0:14] [100 HP / 155 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (11 damage)
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Dammit YOU LIE
[0:15] [100 HP / 131 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert strangles Chiba in a fit of rage (-24 MP)
[0:15] [78 HP / 42 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (20 damage)
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Chiba_M> GRAAACK GRAAAAKT
[0:18] [78 HP / 41 MP] Chiba_M shoves Lyrica into a tanning booth (-1 MP)
[0:18] [59 HP / 163 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage)
[0:18] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert screams out in agony as her carefully crafted paleness is burnt away and she looks normal ><
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ And in a stunning turn of events, Chiba's risky gambit seems to have paid off!
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>
♦ Can he finish her in two moves!?
[0:20] [78 HP / 21 MP] Chiba_M shows Lyrica how he uploaded pictures of her looking "normal" to rec.alt.gothic.starlets (-20 MP)
[0:21] [19 HP / 164 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[0:21] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 's eyes go wide, she can;t believe it, no... her reputation!
[0:21] [78 HP / 4 MP] Chiba_M In the ultimate humiliation, signs her up for prep school outside of Tokyo (-17 MP)
[0:22] [-5 HP / 176 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage)
[0:22] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[0:22] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert screams out, OH GOD NO! SHE'S GOING TO BECOME A NORM?! ><
[0:22] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [nightwalker@philosophia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (Just dry up and die.)
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ Oh my god!
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko>
♦ In a stunning turnaround, not only has Chiba Mamoru won the match, but he's kicked Lyrica Hübert right out of Juuban for good!
[0:23] * Chiba_M toothglints
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