Suburban Senshi iChat #1252: “"School Days" Marathon Review <BR><SMALL>(including uncut episode 12)</SMALL>”
#1252: “"School Days" Marathon Review
(including uncut episode 12)

 Wed Oct 03 07:29 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

// J_Daito //> Aino
// J_Daito //> Aino the Elder, you around?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Hah like the boss gets up before noon.
// J_Daito //> Tell me something, Dead Crow
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> ... "LEAD" Crow!
// J_Daito //> Whatever
// J_Daito //> The anime "School Days".. the one with the censored final episode
// J_Daito //> That's supposed to be ultra violent.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> What about it?
// J_Daito //> Is Ginga TV going to air it, or are they going to be wusses just because some kid buried an axe in the neck of her relative?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> It's already been aired by a sattellite network, and yes, we're going to air it.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> We don't pander to local trends when it comes to already-running programming.
@SpeedRcrX> Man
@SpeedRcrX> Man I got my hands on the last ep and started to watch it without watching the rest of the series, and got about 10 minutes in before realizing I NEEDED to see the backstory to the imminent clusterf[BLEEP]k trainwreck that was coming.
@SpeedRcrX> So I'm marathonning that b[BLEEP]ch right now and am
@SpeedRcrX> up to episode 5
// J_Daito //> What's the story about?
@SpeedRcrX> There's this a[BLEEP]le kid named Makoto. (A guy). He likes this girl named Kotonohara or something (I was too busy looking at her chest to remember her name, and so was he apparently)
@SpeedRcrX> And so his classmate Sekai sets him up with her, but she has a crush on him too.
@SpeedRcrX> Of course Kotonobigboobs is represssed, and Makoto is a grabby little a[BLEEP]le who doesn't respect a woman's feelings or personal space, so even though they start dating, his moronic tendencies start to sour s[BLEEP]t.
// J_Daito //> Hah, are they anything like your moronic tendencies. Ten'ou?
@SpeedRcrX> Man this guy is an a[BLEEP]le.
@SpeedRcrX> He doesn't ask Konowhatever what kind of movie she likes to watch. He assumes it. Then, he tries to force a kiss in the movie theatre and grab her chest on the train. When she understandably withdraws from him because of this he starts b[BLEEP]ching about how the thought hving a girlfriend would be fun, but it's tiring.
@SpeedRcrX> and now Sekai is kissing him and s[BLEEP]t supposedly to prepare him to be a better man for Kotowhatever, but at the same time he's falling for her now. It's a f[BLEEP]king evil triangle.
// J_Daito //> Heh, maybe they'll turn out to be "Swingers" and have an open three-way dance if you know what I mean.
@SpeedRcrX> LOL not from what little I saw of 12
@SpeedRcrX> See people like to pretend they can f[BLEEP]k whowever willy nilly and everyone will be fine with it, but hell no.
@SpeedRcrX> School days is like the Reality Check on Harem Anime
@SpeedRcrX> Player Makoto's gonna get f[BLEEP]king gutted. I KNOW what happens to him, and frankly from what little I saw in episode 12 he deserves it all
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> This sounds like something I wanna watch
@SpeedRcrX> Dude Akane
@SpeedRcrX> It's like... so real.
@SpeedRcrX> The groper doesn't get comedic pratfalls for groping a chick, he hurts feelings.
@SpeedRcrX> People don't put up with bulls[BLEEP]t triangles, and the main guy isn't a saint that's innocent, he's a f[BLEEP]king lech.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> What are you up to, 5 you say?
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Let's start there *loads up a copy from the Netowrk*
@SpeedRcrX> wait wait before that
@SpeedRcrX> Check this out it's hilarous

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> hah

@SpeedRcrX> Okay Episode 5
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> They're having some kind of pool gathering
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, lots of fanservice and the guys blatantly treating it like a meat market.
@SpeedRcrX> LOL there's so much foreshadowing in these eps
@SpeedRcrX> HAH Makoto saying "I can't help but question [Girl's name] in men" Like he's a f[BLEEP]king catch.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> There are "oh yeah!" sounds effects in English on tight zooms of large chests and "boinginingining" on the flat-chested one.
@SpeedRcrX> It's harsh but true.
@SpeedRcrX> Heh @ the Jealousy of Sekai... she started all this when she set them up
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Lesson: Never play matchmaker
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Wait that thin kid in the pink isn't his girl right?
@SpeedRcrX> right
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> But he almost grabbed her CROTCH.
@SpeedRcrX> I told you, even on a date with his girlfriend he's an ASS
@SpeedRcrX> LOL "yours are moderate"
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Way to complement someone's chest.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Heh and he's not eating her bento
@SpeedRcrX> So when Kotonoha finally opens up to him, he starts to not want her
@SpeedRcrX> Sekai has an exceptionally detailed bellybutton.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Why is this guy being so cold to his girlfriend
@SpeedRcrX> Because Sekai gave into her feelings and let him feel her up as part of "practice" during the time when Kotonoha wouldn't let him touch her.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You know what it is?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I just figured it out
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> this a[BLEEP]le only wants what he can't have.
@SpeedRcrX> You might be right
@SpeedRcrX> When Sekai tells him they're just friends, he starts going after her.
@SpeedRcrX> And even though KotoGOD I CAN'T TYPE IT IT'S TOO EARLY lets him snuggle and feel her up he no longer gives a s[BLEEP]t.
@SpeedRcrX> It's Japan
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> True
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Oh did he just... do it with Sekai while his girlfrend sits at home alone
@SpeedRcrX> Yup.

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> episode 6
IrnChef_Jovian> What're you guys watching
@SpeedRcrX> LOL a show about an a[BLEEP]le named Makoto
@SpeedRcrX> Serious
@SpeedRcrX> It's "School Days"
IrnChef_Jovian> Ohhh~
IrnChef_Jovian> I played the Eroge based on that
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Should you be admitting that
IrnChef_Jovian> *turns on the TV
IrnChef_Jovian> Wow he's just making out with the other girl and ignoring his girlfriend's calls.
@SpeedRcrX> LOL he doesn't want to tell Kotohona about the sleeping around because she'll "get mad"
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> "Oh, I'll tell her someday".
@SpeedRcrX> You know what he is?
@SpeedRcrX> He's every male lead in a Harem Anime if they decided to just TAKE what the girls are offering with no f[BLEEP]king remorse.
IrnChef_Jovian> OH Kotohona just saw them kissing!
@SpeedRcrX> AWE shiiiit
@SpeedRcrX> I feel so f[BLEEP]king bad for her
@SpeedRcrX> And Sekai is forcing herself to get out of the picture
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> GOD Watching Kotonoha make plans for them as a couple even as he's ignoring her is like watching a kicked puppy mewling.
// J_Daito //> Yes, it's insanely delicious~
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You're a sick f[BLEEP]k, Jedite
// J_Daito //>
@SpeedRcrX> Oh damn she caught them DOING it on the roof
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> And the dramatic violins spin up~

IrnChef_Jovian> episode 7
@SpeedRcrX> LOL "Sekai: Is this okay? Makoto: Is what okay?"
@SpeedRcrX> Is he just clueless?
@SpeedRcrX> I just think he honestly doesn't understand people have feelings at all.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Hmm the kids are going to videotape the break room. I wonder what they'll find.
@SpeedRcrX> heh the short kid names Setsuna gets involved and blocks Kotonha's number on Makoto's keitai.
@SpeedRcrX> Why do the ones named Setsuna always meddle
setsy_meiou> f[BLEEP]k you ..|..
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> heh.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Kotohona's shirt got soaked with rain and he's ogling her chest
@SpeedRcrX> Heh and now he's chasing her again
IrnChef_Jovian> OOH Kotonoha just came to his house while Sekai was there

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Episode 8
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> This went from a happy-go-lucky love-love anime to something darker and darker
@SpeedRcrX> But the OP hasn't changed hahah
@SpeedRcrX> Still f[BLEEP]king cheery
IrnChef_Jovian> Setsuna's asking who he chooses
@SpeedRcrX> Sekai says it's wrong, he says it's not and kisses her
@SpeedRcrX> He's really established himself as an uncaring f[BLEEP]ker.
IrnChef_Jovian> Oh god, now Kotonoha is just offering herself totally to him just to keep im :/
@SpeedRcrX> And he's rising to the occassion
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> He's a typical guy?
@SpeedRcrX> WOW Makoto actually says to himself "I'm terrible", but does he mean it
IrnChef_Jovian> So Setsuna was trying to hook up Makoto and Sekai because she was leaving and didn't want Sekai to be alone
@SpeedRcrX> Zombies vs Maids...
@SpeedRcrX> I guess they gotta cut the tension somehow...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> haha Setsuna is asking MAKOTO to be there for Sekai
@SpeedRcrX> So Makoto's pep talk turned Setsuna into the tough, efficient machine she is
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> And Setsunsa just stole a kiss and got caught by Kotonoha

IrnChef_Jovian> Well that time is actually not Makoto's fault, he was asleep.
IrnChef_Jovian> Episode 9!
@SpeedRcrX> Introducing the cocnept of a "lounge" area where couples can go after the festival, and all you see is a big bed.. in the school
@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> "it's okay if no one sees" -- on groping Sekai's butt while his girfriend is trying to text him.
IrnChef_Jovian> A real specimen of humanity
IrnChef_Jovian> And when the third girl asked he was getting ready to base his decision on her looks...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> about to decide to go out with another girl while on break from groping Sekai which was at the same time his girl was texting him. Classy.
@SpeedRcrX> he just did it with that girl
@SpeedRcrX> Holy f[BLEEP]k
IrnChef_Jovian> -I want to kill him myself -

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> episode 10 time
@SpeedRcrX> Getting down to the wire...
IrnChef_Jovian> God... Kotonoha is now obsessed with Makoto
@SpeedRcrX> and he just broke up with her and she's slumped there borken like a broken puppet.
IrnChef_Jovian> "it was a thrill, so it was fun" -- Makoto on cheating.
@SpeedRcrX> "Whatever I do is a hassle"
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> It's so hard cheating around with so many girls and having to wrry about things like feelings.
@SpeedRcrX> AWE YEAH a quick pan shot to some knives...
IrnChef_Jovian> WHAT THE HELL
IrnChef_Jovian> NOW HE'S MAKING OUT WITH SETSUNA in the middle of her speech to him about not cheating on Sekai! !!
@SpeedRcrX> OH F[BLEEP]K they busted out the hidden tape deck in the lounge!
IrnChef_Jovian> Now Sekai's seen everything...

@SpeedRcrX> Episode 11
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> So instead of apologize to Sekai he does and does it with girl #3 AGAIN.
IrnChef_Jovian> Even she comments on that
IrnChef_Jovian> they hid her face, oh my GOD he's done another one!
IrnChef_Jovian> Now the others girls want to know what doing Itou is like~
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> And Konotoha is talking into her keitai while it's telling her the number she called is disconnected... poor damn kid.
@SpeedRcrX> And hes having FOUR AT ONCE WHAT THE S[BLEEP]T
IrnChef_Jovian> OMG
IrnChef_Jovian> Is Sekai...
@SpeedRcrX> yeah
@SpeedRcrX> But I dunno if they reveal that till next ep
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Pregnant?
@SpeedRcrX> Mmm Hmm
IrnChef_Jovian> LOL Pigtail girl dumped him
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Well who would want to be a potential mother of HIS kid
@SpeedRcrX> Now someone calls him and he's all happy for her to come over because everyone else is avoiding him. . . s[BLEEP]t he's become a sex hound.
IrnChef_Jovian> haha everyone's blocked him
@SpeedRcrX> "Why is this happening to me" he asks ahaha What a grade A jerk

@SpeedRcrX> Well here we are, episode 12
@SpeedRcrX> Now I have full context for this s[BLEEP]t
@SpeedRcrX> And he's off on a date with Kotonoha
@SpeedRcrX> while Sekai is slaving away cooking him food
IrnChef_Jovian> Sekai slaps Kotonoha back
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> oh man, are they making out IN FRONT of Sekai?
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, terminal a[BLEEP]lery.
@SpeedRcrX> This is where I stopped last time.
IrnChef_Jovian> Hmm, an inner flashback... in a way this kind of is partly Sekai's fault.
@SpeedRcrX> Oh... pondscum wants her to have an abortion
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Who would have guessed

@SpeedRcrX> NO... YOU THINK?!
@SpeedRcrX> OH SHI SEKAI has a knife!!
IrnChef_Jovian> She texted his phone to make him go into the other room the messages was "good bye" and she STABBED HIM
@SpeedRcrX> LOL they painted the blood black

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> He had it coming
IrnChef_Jovian> ya
@SpeedRcrX> Now kotonoha's found the body
@SpeedRcrX> Man if a dead guy texts you and says "I'll be waiting on the rooftop" DO NOT F[BLEEP]KING GO
@SpeedRcrX> ahahah Kotonoha put the head in a bag
IrnChef_Jovian> And just.... what is she doin?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Stabbed Sekai...

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> and now cut her open to look for the baby.
@SpeedRcrX> LOL the original "nice boat"
@SpeedRcrX> she's lying on the deck of her yacht cradling his f[BLEEP]king SEVERED HEAD

@SpeedRcrX> best damn ending to a harem anime ever

 Wed Oct 03 23:47 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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