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Suburban Senshi Chat #2003 - “Budokai 2k14: Semi-Final - The Actuary vs Chibiusa”
#2003 “Budokai 2k14: Semi-Final - The Actuary vs Chibiusa”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[07:37] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And now we come to the first match of the Elite 8 in the 40th Budokai! Tsukino Chibiusa vs. the dreaded Actuary!
[07:39] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> For those of you joining at home, there's been a change in our broadcast format; we've picked up broadcasting at the Quarterfinals in order to pay tribute to the Budokai tradition of exalting the final 8 competitors!
[07:41] *** The Actuary [actvarivs@cia001.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #budokai
[07:41] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Coming in strong from her last Budokai appearance two years ago, she's made short work of Kaioh Michiru and Aino Minako to make it this far!
[07:41] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> I'll never forget Michiru laughing hysterically as she got kicked out of the arena!
[07:41] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It was certainly a sight to behold.
[07:42] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #budokai
[07:42] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> But now she faces a truly dangerous opponent, the future princess of the Crystal Millennium, Tsukino Chibusa!
[07:44] <[gTV]Red_Crow> That Silver crystal sure is a b[BLEEP]ch, isn't it? Chibiusa plowed through Kino Makoto and Hino Rei to get here, tossing her mother's guardians aside like rag dolls!
[07:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshssh
[07:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> noriko ur gewing dewn
[07:45] <The Actuary> Heh. Spare me.
[07:55] ☼ Scouter indicates .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:55] ☼ Scouter indicates .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has HP level of 1000!
[07:55] ☼ Scouter indicates The Actuary has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:55] ☼ Scouter indicates The Actuary has HP level of 1000!
[07:56] <spiritflame> .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[07:56] <spiritflame> The Actuary rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[07:56] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Ooh, looks like Chibiusa has the initiative!
[07:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im gona fak u pu
[07:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Onigay, Slivar cistal...
[07:57] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. wishes on the crystal
[07:57] 6 [1000 HP / 964 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. usas tits powar 2 strap noriako NAKAD!111 (-36 MP +6 SP)
[07:57] 5 [949 HP / 1010 MP] The Actuary has been HIT!! (51 damage +5 SP)
[07:57] * The Actuary is... naked?!
[07:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow> CENSOR BARS PEOPLE ><
[07:58] <The Actuary> WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ATTACK IS THAT?!
[07:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs new ull b 2 ashamad 2 fite!111
[07:58] <The Actuary> - Is that what you think. -
[07:59] * The Actuary tosses her sword aside and pops out her claws
[07:59] 12 [949 HP / 981 MP] The Actuary ducks low and CHARGES Chibiusa, aiming to shank her in the gut (-29 MP +7 SP)
[07:59] 12 [959 HP / 972 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been HIT!! (41 damage +6 SP)
[07:59] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is stuck... in the head. Because she's short. But her crystal lets her survive the attack. ><
[08:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAAACK ><
[08:00] * The Actuary lifts her up into the air
[08:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> onigay slivar cistal...
[08:00] 17 [959 HP / 962 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. wishes for Actuary's claws to turn into cotton candy (-10 MP +5 SP)
[08:01] 18 [944 HP / 986 MP] The Actuary has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +6 SP)
[08:01] * The Actuary punched Chibiusa in the gut, breaking her concentration.
[08:01] <The Actuary> - Nice try. -
[08:02] 23 [944 HP / 973 MP] The Actuary pulls Chibiusa off her claws and grabs her by the throat, one-handed choking her out. (-13 MP +5 SP)
[08:02] 24 [953 HP / 966 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +7 SP)
[08:02] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. super flexibly blocks with her leg
[08:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new ewy, bich ><
[08:03] 31 [953 HP / 945 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. headbutts her (-21 MP +7 SP)
[08:03] 36 [897 HP / 992 MP] The Actuary has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (47 damage +13 SP)
[08:03] * The Actuary is hit hard and stagers back, dropping her, @_@
[08:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> - Imma fak u pu -
[08:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Onigay Slivar Cistal, BLOW HAR AWAY!!
[08:05] 0 [953 HP / 445 MP] SPECIAL ATK: .'~SugaBB_2999~'. BLASTS Noriko with the power of the crystal (-500 MP -31 SP)
[08:05] 51 [771 HP / 1007 MP ] The Actuary has been SEARED by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (126 damage +15 SP)
[08:05] * The Actuary is horribly blasted, charred over half her body
[08:06] * The Actuary coughs and forces herself to her feet, doing a mental calculation
[08:06] * The Actuary picks up her sheathed blade and uses it like a cane to hold herself up.
[08:07] 56 [771 HP / 1007 MP] The Actuary vaults using the sword as a fulcrum and DROPKICKS Chibiusa in the head (-0 MP +5 SP)
[08:07] 15 [916 HP / 488 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (37 damage +15 SP)
[08:07] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is kocked da fak out @_@
[08:07] 61 [771 HP / 993 MP] The Actuary Presses the advantage and SMASHES a foot in Chibiusa's sternum (-14 MP +5 SP)
[08:08] 23 [916 HP / 493 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been EVISCERATED!! (0 damage +8 SP)
[08:08] 31 [916 HP / 475 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. usas da cistal 2 mak Norikew SHOART (-18 MP +8 SP)
[08:09] 69 [723 HP / 1009 MP] The Actuary has been HIT!! (48 damage +8 SP)
[08:09] * The Actuary shrinks in size ><
[08:09] <The Actuary> Damn it... now I can look you in the face and it is truly horrible.
[08:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshsshs
[08:09] * The Actuary decides to stick to her plan
[08:10] 74 [723 HP / 999 MP] The Actuary TACKLES Chibiusa (-10 MP +5 SP)
[08:10] 45 [885 HP / 476 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (31 damage +14 SP)
[08:10] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is SMASHED back into the ring, her head cracking the tiles
[08:10] * The Actuary smiles, allowing a fang to show
[08:11] * The Actuary takes hold of her blade, and with difficulty, hefts it
[08:11] <The Actuary> - Now you suffer -
[08:11] 0 [723 HP / 899 MP] The Actuary SWINGS The blade down and unleashes a torrent of lightning from the heavens upon Chibiusa... RAI MEI KEN!! , unleashing a 29 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -74 SP) [ /sell 5]
[08:12] 57 [665 HP / 478 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 5 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (220 damage +12 SP)
[08:12] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is FRIED and SCREAMS, twitching and flopping on the ground like a dying fish
[08:13] 8 [723 HP / 872 MP] The Actuary KICKS her in the ribs "CHANGE ME BACK AND GIVE ME MY CLOTHES! (-27 MP +8 SP)
[08:13] 69 [636 HP / 488 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (29 damage +12 SP)
[08:14] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. feels a rib snap, and complies out of sheer pain ><
[08:14] * The Actuary stands tall, once again in her uniform
[08:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> - Bich... remamaber wat dey sey... da tallar dey are, da haeder dey fell!111 -
[08:15] 0 [636 HP / 388 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. BLASTS Noriko with the Crystal to knock her out of the ring, unleashing a 43 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -69 SP) [ /sell 6]
[08:15] 8 [723 HP / 875 MP] The Actuary has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:16] * The Actuary sidesteps the blast with cold, calculated ease, watching it smash one of the retaining walls of the arena.
[08:16] <The Actuary> Denied.
[08:16] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. pants, tiring out
[08:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi standz
[08:18] 13 [723 HP / 852 MP] The Actuary walks over and grabs Chibiusa by the throat, lifting her in the air and waving her back and forth like a rag doll (-23 MP +5 SP)
[08:18] 0 [636 HP / 396 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:19] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. kicks out from the hold and clamps over Actuary's face like a facehugger, blocking air
[08:19] 18 [717 HP / 862 MP] The Actuary has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +5 SP)
[08:19] * The Actuary just drops down, smashing Chibiusa into the ground, causing her to release
[08:19] 8 [636 HP / 393 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. pokes noriko in the eyes (-3 MP +8 SP)
[08:20] 18 [717 HP / 864 MP] The Actuary has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:20] * The Actuary blocks with the side of her hand three stooges style and just punches her in the ribs
[08:20] 13 [579 HP / 403 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been SLAMMED BACK!! (57 damage +5 SP)
[08:20] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is SMASHED into the ring, forming a crater around her
[08:22] 25 [717 HP / 856 MP] The Actuary grinds Chibiusa's face under her boot (-8 MP +7 SP)
[08:22] 22 [540 HP / 439 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (39 damage +9 SP)
[08:22] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. coffs
[08:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> - bich... -
[08:23] 30 [540 HP / 404 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. grabs Noriko's leg with her hands and FLIPS her overhead (-35 MP +8 SP)
[08:23] 37 [686 HP / 882 MP] The Actuary has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (31 damage +12 SP)
[08:23] * The Actuary was caught unawares and SMASHES into the ring surface @_@
[08:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DADn'T c DAT CUMING DAD U?!!?!?!
[08:24] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. jumps up and SMASHEs up and down on Noriko's face with her tiny feet
[08:24] 42 [659 HP / 901 MP] The Actuary has been HIT!! (27 damage +5 SP)
[08:24] * The Actuary brings up her blade between herself and Chibiusa...
[08:25] * The Actuary presses her hand to Chibiusa's stomach
[08:25] * The Actuary quickly builds power...
[08:25] 0 [659 HP / 801 MP] The Actuary KA ME HA ME HA!!!, unleashing a 17 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -42 SP) [ /sell 2]
[08:25] 35 [444 HP / 420 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been SLAMMED BACK!! (x 2 Hits) (96 damage +5 SP)
[08:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Ooh, Noriko tried a one handed Kamehameha!
[08:26] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> not quite as powerful!
[08:26] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. flies up into the air
[08:27] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. points her fingers down at noriko, summoning the power of the silver crystal
[08:27] 0 [444 HP / 320 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. LASAR BEEM 2 DA FASE!!!!!!, unleashing a 23 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -35 SP) [ /sell 2]
[08:27] 5 [653 HP / 807 MP] The Actuary has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +5 SP)
[08:27] * The Actuary BATS the beam aside with her forearm, sensing it CRASHING and EXPLODING into the stands, and gets up
[08:28] <The Actuary> Nice try.
[08:28] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. lands on the ground
[08:28] 13 [653 HP / 775 MP] The Actuary ZWEES to Chibiusa and elbows her in the face (-32 MP +8 SP)
[08:29] 20 [416 HP / 349 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (28 damage +20 SP)
[08:29] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. gets a bloody nose and falls back on her butt, @_@
[08:29] 18 [653 HP / 746 MP] The Actuary spinkicks her in the side of the head (-29 MP +5 SP)
[08:29] 25 [379 HP / 356 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been EVISCERATED!! (37 damage +5 SP)
[08:30] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is smashed into the ring @_@
[08:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> owww
[08:30] 33 [379 HP / 339 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. scuttles between Noriko's legs and HEADBUTTS HER... there (-17 MP +8 SP)
[08:30] 18 [653 HP / 749 MP] The Actuary has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:31] * The Actuary just kicks Chibiusa out of the way
[08:31] 48 [353 HP / 360 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (26 damage +15 SP)
[08:31] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. si dewn AGEIN ><
[08:32] 25 [653 HP / 714 MP] The Actuary picks up Chibiusa and SLAMS her down into the ring again, explsing ring tiles around her (-35 MP +7 SP)
[08:32] 53 [327 HP / 375 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been HIT!! (26 damage +5 SP)
[08:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> - Bich... I end uuuu... -
[08:32] 0 [327 HP / 275 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. BITES HER ARM LIKE MIKE TYSON, unleashing a 13 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -53 SP) [ /sell 3]
[08:32] 25 [653 HP / 716 MP] The Actuary has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:33] * The Actuary knocks her sideways and BITES BACK
[08:33] 12 [195 HP / 306 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 3 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (132 damage +12 SP)
[08:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
[08:33] * The Actuary shows her fangs and grins
[08:33] <The Actuary> Not a good idea.
[08:34] * The Actuary walks over to her and puts hands on her stomach near the damaged ribs.
[08:35] <The Actuary> Let's... try this... again...
[08:35] <The Actuary> - Ka... Me... Ha... -
[08:35] 0 [653 HP / 616 MP] The Actuary tries to summon up the power for a Combo, but splutters out... don't feel bad, it happens to everyone... [ LOSE A TURN (Opponent gets to attack now then you can go)] (- MP -25 SP)
[08:35] <[gTV]Red_Crow> OH SNAP MISCALCULATION!!!
[08:35] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> She was too impatient!!
[08:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshs
[08:36] 18 [195 HP / 299 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. kicks Noriko back (-7 MP +6 SP)
[08:36] 12 [612 HP / 634 MP] The Actuary has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (41 damage +12 SP)
[08:36] * The Actuary skids back, weakened... dammit, how could she have made such a rookie error ><
[08:37] 19 [612 HP / 597 MP] The Actuary ZWEES forward and rabbit punches Chibiusa out of sheer frustration (-37 MP +7 SP)
[08:37] 25 [159 HP / 302 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been HIT!! (36 damage +7 SP)
[08:37] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. 's nose is smashed ><
[08:37] 30 [159 HP / 276 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. HEADBUTTS HAR (-26 MP +5 SP)
[08:37] 25 [607 HP / 605 MP] The Actuary has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +6 SP)
[08:38] * The Actuary puts her hand in the way and just stops her head, because she only reaches up to stomach level
[08:38] 32 [607 HP / 587 MP] The Actuary irately shoves her to the ground, tiring of this (-18 MP +7 SP)
[08:38] 30 [159 HP / 284 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:38] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. stands her ground and shoves back
[08:38] 39 [600 HP / 589 MP] The Actuary has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +7 SP)
[08:39] * The Actuary GRABS her hand and holds it
[08:39] 44 [600 HP / 577 MP] The Actuary TWISTS it sideways (-12 MP +5 SP)
[08:39] 38 [108 HP / 288 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been EVISCERATED!! (51 damage +8 SP)
[08:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> GRAAAAAAAAARRGGH!!!
[08:39] 0 [108 HP / 188 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. PUNCHES HER AS HARD AS SHE CAN IN THE GUT, unleashing a 25 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -38 SP) [ /sell 2]
[08:40] 56 [528 HP / 618 MP] The Actuary has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 2 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (72 damage +12 SP)
[08:40] * The Actuary doubles over, stunned O_O
[08:40] <The Actuary> strong...
[08:40] 7 [108 HP / 184 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. KICKS HER IN THE HEAD (-4 MP +7 SP)
[08:40] 62 [475 HP / 637 MP] The Actuary has been SLAMMED BACK!! (53 damage +6 SP)
[08:40] * The Actuary is BLASTED into the ring
[08:40] * The Actuary lies in a crater
[08:40] <The Actuary> - hehe... -
[08:41] <The Actuary> That was your mistake...
[08:41] * The Actuary puts her hands together and aims at chibiusa...
[08:41] * The Actuary summons up power....
[08:42] 0 [475 HP / 537 MP] The Actuary sends out a blast of machine-gun like ki blasts from her hands at ChibiusaRENZOKU ENERGY DAN!!!! , unleashing a 27 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -62 SP) [ /sell 5]
[08:42] 7 [108 HP / 189 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:42] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. TWISTS OUT OF THE WAY DUE TO HER SMALL SIZE
[08:42] <The Actuary> WHAT?!
[09:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Man, I'd forgotten what a cheap fighter she was!
[09:05] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> It's like the SuperS PlayStation game all over again!
[09:05] 15 [108 HP / 155 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. DIVING HEADBUTTS HER (-34 MP +8 SP)
[09:06] 0 [475 HP / 546 MP] The Actuary has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:06] * The Actuary HEADBUTTS BACK SO HARD THERE'S A thunderclap IN THE AIR
[09:06] 20 [94 HP / 164 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been EVISCERATED!! (14 damage +5 SP)
[09:06] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. goes flying back into the air again
[09:06] 7 [475 HP / 513 MP] The Actuary draws her blade and executes several air slashes at Chibiusa (-33 MP +7 SP)
[09:07] 38 [74 HP / 195 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (20 damage +18 SP)
[09:07] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is knocked out in midair and comes sailing down to the ground ><
[09:07] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. CRASHES into the crater she had left behind
[09:08] 13 [475 HP / 501 MP] The Actuary LEAPS up and then SLAMS straight down at her, driving a fist into her midsection (-12 MP +6 SP)
[09:08] 49 [46 HP / 222 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (28 damage +11 SP)
[09:08] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. cries out, coughing up blood
[09:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dammat...
[09:09] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. prays on the crystal to blow away noriko once more
[09:10] 0 [46 HP / 122 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. FIRES A GIANT BLAST OF WILLPOWER at Noriko to knock her out of the arena!, unleashing a 19 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -49 SP) [ /sell 3]
[09:10] 13 [475 HP / 504 MP] The Actuary has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:10] * The Actuary angles sideways as the beam fizzles out behind her, somewhere near the vicinty of the moon.
[09:10] <The Actuary> NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
[09:11] 20 [475 HP / 467 MP] The Actuary PUNCHES Chibiusa in the weakened area of her stomach again (-37 MP +7 SP)
[09:12] 0 [46 HP / 123 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:12] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. roals out of the way <_<
[09:12] 5 [46 HP / 87 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. throws a ring tile at Noriko's face (-36 MP +5 SP)
[09:12] 20 [475 HP / 468 MP] The Actuary has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:12] * The Actuary SLAMS it back at her
[09:12] 20 [19 HP / 124 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (27 damage +15 SP)
[09:13] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is coldc[BLEEP]ked by it and lies there, insensate
[09:13] <The Actuary> This ends now.
[09:13] 25 [475 HP / 460 MP] The Actuary uses the flat of her palm to strike at Chibiusa's stomach once more (-8 MP +5 SP)
[09:13] 40 [-22 HP / 152 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (41 damage +20 SP)
[09:13] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[09:14] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. cries out once and is knocked out, losing a 10 count.
[09:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And so ends the first round of the Semi finals! Not with a special or combo, but with a punch!
[09:15] * The Actuary gives Chibiusa a Senzu bean
[09:16] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Join us next time, for Sakura Xadium Aino vs. Chiba Mamoru!
[09:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> if Sakura wins, it could be sister versus sister!







     


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So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!