Suburban Senshi Entry #2117 - “There's always a critic...”
#2117 “There's always a critic...”
// J_Daito // 02/15/2018
This is disgusting
FireFly_9 02/15/2018
What is?
// J_Daito // 02/15/2018
Xadium updated the Sailor Moon forums. The "new" interface is now resource heavy and lags. My computer is suffering.
OG_Iron_Man 02/15/2018
By "Computer" do you mean that thing that has less power than my pocket calculator?
// J_Daito // 02/15/2018
Look, let me show you a screenshot
// J_Daito // 02/15/2018




// J_Daito // 02/15/2018
By Metallia it won't even let me have enough resources ot make the shot
SpeedRcr_X 02/15/2018
Dude
// J_Daito // 02/15/2018
But yeah, even though I was an infrequent lurker this "upgrade" is going to make me avoid it even more
SpeedRcr_X 02/15/2018
DUDE what the hell is wrong with you
SpeedRcr_X 02/15/2018
It's been like how many years now since you were freed from the ice?
SpeedRcr_X 02/15/2018
And you're still running that s[BLEEP]tbox? Computers are cheap now
C'est_La_V 02/15/2018
Seriously you could buy a new one for cheap at the pawn shop in the alleyway down the street!!
=/\catablanca/\= 02/15/2018
Mina... there's no pawn shop that would be in an alley...
C'est_La_V 02/15/2018
What are you talking about?? The guy said his "rent was too damn high" and so was selling stuff out of a cart, and because of lack of space he had a whole bunch of watches and jewelry hidden in his trenchcoat!! When he oprned it up to show me I thought he was a slasher so I kicked him in the crotch and he fell down crying and offered me all his inventory!!
=/\catablanca/\= 02/15/2018
..."flasher" and there are so many things wrong with that
C'est_La_V 02/15/2018
Look I'm already a super-successful businesswoman, idol and crime fighter, I don't need to go into back-alley electronics sales.
=/\catablanca/\= 02/15/2018
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
// J_Daito // 02/15/2018
Why should I have to upgrade my Windows 95 and Netscape. Xadium should conform his web design to the lowest common denominator.
Dr_Xadium 02/15/2018
...Do you want myspace? Because that is how you get myspace.
GERMATOID 02/15/2018
I LOVE MY MYSPACE! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
OG_Iron_Man 02/15/2018
I think i have legitimately gone blind.







July 26, 1999: Ami and Haruka were sadly lingering outside a dance hall after the university festival, when Hawks-Eye attacked using Autobiko, determined to seduce Sailor Moon. As the Senshi tried to think up a plan, Sailor Saturn appeared, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Tuxedo Mask got relentlessly hounded by Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.
 


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This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
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Meditations on Stress
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Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
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Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
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Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
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Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
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Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
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Jedite

~snowfall~
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hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
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Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
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TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
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