Suburban Senshi Entry #2118 - “The Power of the Farce”
#2118 “The Power of the Farce”
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
has a lightsaber
// J_Daito // 02/16/2018
Ok
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
I am the GREAT MASTER JEDI
SpeedRcr_X 02/16/2018
Ugh what
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY AND POWER OVER THE FORCE
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
*Swings the lightsaber and it says "let the past die. Kill it if you have to" in Kylo Ren's voice
// J_Daito // 02/16/2018
That is clearly a toy.
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
It's NOT a toy!11
SpeedRcr_X 02/16/2018
It just spoke in Kylo Ren's voice :/
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
That's because of my massive ULTIMATE force power!! I'm making it talk in his voice first to DOUBLE INTIMIDATE you!1
// J_Daito // 02/16/2018
I see
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
TAKE ME seriously, ME-DAMMIT
SpeedRcr_X 02/16/2018
"Me-dammit?" Don't you mean "God damnit"
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
Well I am a god
FireFly_9 02/16/2018
Oh my god
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
Yes, you wanted something?
FireFly_9 02/16/2018
...are we seriously doing this?
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU WHEN I TELL YOU BECAUSE I AM YOUR GOD
// J_Daito // 02/16/2018
So... What are you the god OF? Rabbits? Moons?
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
All of the things!11
SpeedRcr_X 02/16/2018
If you are a god of all the things that means you're a god of farts right
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
...
SpeedRcr_X 02/16/2018
PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY OFFERING
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
WAIT NO WAIT I FORBID IT I don't want your offering!1
SpeedRcr_X 02/16/2018
It's too late it's coming
PoundMYMochi 02/16/2018
NOOOOOOO
Agent McFUNderson 02/16/2018
Get the gas masks get the GAS MASKS!
The Flame Lotus 02/16/2018
~ending this chat for public safety~







February 27, 1999: Naru and Umino were combing the rubble of Mugen Academy, when Sailor Aluminum Siren attacked using Zoisite, posing as Sailor Moon, determined to find the golden dream mirror. As the Senshi posed and made corny speeches, Sailor V appeared, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Prince Endymion got impaled in the shoulder. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
 


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[Dammit nail PLYWOOD over the window OUTSIDE the HOUSE," Haruka yelled to Elios, who was covering the inside of the house windows with steel plate. [ "I only nail hot chicks, yo," Elios replied.


 
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This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
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Tomoe Hotaru

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Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
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Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
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Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
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Jedite

~snowfall~
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hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
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Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
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Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
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Rev. H. Elios

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