#1541: “Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge”

[07:21] *** Fri Nov 17 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:21] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:21] *** Topic is - Sadistic Genius -
[07:21] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Fri Nov 17 07:21 2006
[07:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AKAME-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[07:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> GAH what
[07:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'm assigning you to cover the OJ Simpson Interview for Ginga and to review the book!!
[07:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh god.
[07:23] * [gTV]C'est_la_V sends Akane-san the information
[07:24] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Boss look at the cover of this book




[07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> IF I DID IT with the I DID IT in blood red anf the IF a white that blends into his suit on the cover.
[07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> blur your eyes a bit and it just says I DID IT ><
[07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Some people think OJ is doing this to get back at his nemesis Ron Goldman for the civil trial verdict
[07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Goldman got a guilty verdict on OJ in Civil Court for "Wrongful Death" where the burden of proof is lower.
[07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> SOOOO OJ was supposed to pay a ton of money.
[07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> But his house is protected under Florida homestead law and he's done a great job of not paying due to having blown all his money on legal bills.
[07:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> This book is his middle finger to Goldman because it's likely he's structured the finances so as not to recieve money for it.
[07:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> At least in a way that would make that money subject to collection
[07:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So he rubs it in and he waves around the fact his nemesis ain't gettin any cash.
[07:26] * [gTV]C'est_la_V nods "Give it everything you have, Akane-san!"
[07:26] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away 
[07:26] *** [gTV]Karasuma_Akane [redcrow01@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Oh. I will.)
[07:26] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses "how he would have committed" the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said. · ·
[07:26] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · he two-part interview, titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29, the TV network said. · ·
[07:26] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · "O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," the network said in a statement. "In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade." · ·
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#1540: “What would you do if I sang out of Zune? ♫”

[05:02] *** Thu Nov 16 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[05:02] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[05:02] *** Topic is - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buKaqRG2SFA -
[05:02] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Thu Nov 16 05:02 2006
[05:03] <Mizunomics01> According to a Microsoft support document the software for the Zune player is not compatible with Windows Vista.
[05:03] <Mizunomics01> http://www.zune.net/en-US/meetzune/software/OS_not_supported.htm
[05:03] <IrnChef_Jovian> But these are both made by Microsoft right
[05:03] <Mizunomics01> Yes.
[05:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> and Microsoft was planning Vista for years right
[05:04] <Mizunomics01> Yes.
[05:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> And the Zune's a new thing they just came out with this year right
[05:04] <Mizunomics01> Yes.
[05:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> and they're not compatible
[05:05] <Mizunomics01> No.
[05:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya see this is why I'll never understand computers
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#1539: “Only from the mind of Haruka”

[06:58] *** Tue Nov 14 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[06:58] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[06:58] *** Topic is - this was a real dream -
[06:58] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Tue Nov 14 06:58 2006
[06:59] <@SpeedRcrX> So the first thing I rmemeber is that the Voyager crew is on the bridge of the Enterprise D, and Captain Kirk (played by Shatner as he is now) is there
[06:59] <Mizunomics01> Right
[07:00] <@SpeedRcrX> And Shatner is consoling them on being at the end of their long Journey and everyone is said because the mission is over.
[07:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Then Kirk breaks into song, singing Christmas Songs, using names of the crewmembers of the Enterprise (original) to fill in the details
[07:01] <Mizunomics01> Kirk was singing
[07:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes
[07:01] <@SpeedRcrX> and not the spoken word s[BLEEP]t, I mean full on fast, musical style singing
[07:02] <Mizunomics01> I see, go on
[07:03] <@SpeedRcrX> so then the scene shifts and it's a Federation Shuttle of the Voyager Era, there's a Klingon there and a girl named Clarissa Litigious who's supposed to be some kind of ensign, checking on a device she made called the "Clarissatron" or some crap
[07:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Obviously Clarissa from "Clarissa Explains it All" with the serial number filed off.
[07:04] <Mizunomics01> Mm Hmm.
[07:04] * Mizunomics01 is writing this down
[07:05] <@SpeedRcrX> The shuttle gets to a planet and there are astronauts there. The Astronauts are b[BLEEP]ching at a n00b astronaut because he gets blinded when he looks up into space, because the density of stars is so much it's so bright he gets blinded and trips and stumbles around tripping and s[BLEEP]t
[07:06] <Mizunomics01> Mmm. This must have been near galactic center where Interstellar Obscuration due to the presence of dust particles is not sufficient to counter the ambient stellar light.
[07:07] <@SpeedRcrX> I guess it was from the Astronomy classes I took as a teenager
[07:08] <@SpeedRcrX> anyway that cuts to a wierd scene with some girl on a planet that's being run like a "serious" Disney movie
[07:08] <@SpeedRcrX> She has the power ot talk to animals and to name them ,and by naming them she gains power over them
[07:09] <@SpeedRcrX> So she's talking to this one rabbit and gives it a name, but there are evil sith lords there with lightsabres whose hilts are made of bone who somehow want to control the animals fo the planet
[07:09] <Mizunomics01> Sith who want to control the Animal Planet.
[07:09] <@SpeedRcrX> yeah
[07:10] <@SpeedRcrX> So she's smart and gives the rabbits DUAL names, so if the sith figure out one, she still has a backup to call them to exert control over them to snap them out of it and get them away
[07:10] <Mizunomics01> Clever girl
[07:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah she looked like alice from Alice in Wonderland (the Tenniel illustrated) but brown hair not blonde
[07:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Then all of a sudden we're back on Earth, in an Aaprtment building. Somehow I know it's an episode of Highlander the Series
[07:11] <Mizunomics01> Did you watch a lot of Science Fiction last night, Haruka-san?
[07:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Didn't watch any
[07:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway so this guy I guess I'm in the head of is remembering how he got a deadly lightsabre through customs by claiming it was a flashlight
[07:13] <Mizunomics01> ...
[07:15] <@SpeedRcrX> He gets into this apartment building and goes up to what would be Duncan MacLeod's Apartment
[07:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Then the camera goes to 3rd person, he's puleld out a bone-handled lightsabre
[07:18] <Mizunomics01> Is this a sith from the planet?
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> I guess, but a sith who wants to take MacLeod's head, and not in the Yaoi way
[07:20] <Mizunomics01> I didn't need that image, thanks, but please go on
[07:20] <@SpeedRcrX> So he's angling, pressing himself to a wall in the corridor (this door is set in the end of a hall)
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> he's avoiding a black dome on the ceiling which is like an enclosure for sueprmarket security cams
[07:21] <Mizunomics01> In an Apartment building
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah so he slips out of sight in a doorway nook
[07:23] <@SpeedRcrX> This lady comes out of MacLeod's apartment and walks down the hall where she meets some neighbors, one of whom looks like J. Michael Straczynski
[07:24] <Mizunomics01> The writer / creator of Babylon 5?
[07:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[07:25] <@SpeedRcrX> She's terrified and tells them if MacLeod comes to listen to him, and if he says to run away, to run away because the cops have given MacLeod the power to do that
[07:26] <Mizunomics01> The power to tell them to run away.
[07:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah. And I weas thinking "What the f[BLEEP]k ever happened to 'i am not a cop dawson'"
[07:32] <Mizunomics01> hmm?
[07:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Nothing anyway
[07:33] <@SpeedRcrX> so she goes back to the apartment just as MacLeod comes into the hallway and turns to see him
[07:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Mac is abotu to say something, telling her to look out but before he can this dude has ignited and spun his lightsabre and buried it in the back of her neck, killing her, she drops
[07:34] <Mizunomics01> How horrible
[07:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Before the bad guy can Gloat, MACLEOD whips out a bone lightsabre and summarily decapitates the guy
[07:34] <Mizunomics01> Is EVERYONE a sith?
[07:34] <@SpeedRcrX> It looks that way
[07:35] <@SpeedRcrX> So anyway, the sparks and s[BLEEP]t are beginning just before a quickening
[07:35] <@SpeedRcrX> and MacLeod goes over to the head and says "I dont' want you in me"
[07:35] <Mizunomics01> ...
[07:35] <@SpeedRcrX> whcih I'm guessing is a reference to movie 4
[07:36] <@SpeedRcrX> and the head goes "no.. wait... if you do that I'll be lost forever"
[07:36] <@SpeedRcrX> (Which I know is BS because as early as season... 3(?) where Darius died they said in the commentary those quickenings go back to the Source ala movie 5)
[07:37] * Mizunomics01 just writes this all down
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> MacLeod is like "too bad" and whips out his lightsabre back and forth faster than the eye can see, you just hear the audio, and the bad guy's head is pulped to ribbons
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> and then I woke up
[07:38] * Mizunomics01 nods, completing her writing
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> So what's the diagnosis?
[07:39] <Mizunomics01> Well considerign analysis both Jungian and Freudian
[07:39] <Mizunomics01> And all the pertinent allegory and metaphor
[07:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah?
[07:39] <Mizunomics01> My clinical diagnosis is
[07:39] * @SpeedRcrX listens
[07:39] <Mizunomics01> You're "bats[BLEEP]t insane".
[07:39] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k!
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#1538: “Selling Out”

[11:03] *** Mon Nov 13 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[22:33] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:33] <SaiyaJedi> http://media.funimation.com/trailers/DBZ/DBZ_S1_RMSTRD_trlr.asx <-- Big DBZ announcement for the day.
[22:33] <SaiyaJedi> All I have to say is: Widescreen? O_ô
[22:33] <@SpeedRcrX> So is this the R2 foot... f[BLEEP]k they are probably cropping the top and bottom ><
[22:35] <@SpeedRcrX> GOD DAMMIT HOW DO YOU ACCESS THE f[BLEEP]kING FILE MENU IN WMP 11 I HAVE NEVER FIGURED THIS OUT
[22:35] <Mizunomics01> Right click on the bottom, Haruka-san
[22:36] <@SpeedRcrX> WOULD IT KILL THEM TO INTEGRATE A f[BLEEP]kING MENUBAR
[22:36] <@SpeedRcrX> I MEAN BESIDES THE USELESS FECAL MATTER OF RIP BURN AND SYNC THEY HAVE SMEARED UP THERE
[22:36] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane needs to take you out for coffee, boss
[22:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> how come??
[22:36] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> For keeping us on with Ginga TV when you took over
[22:36] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Hai, that was really nice!! :D
[22:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V giggles, it was no problem
[22:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I DON'T *WANT* THEIR GODDAMN LIBRARY I JUST WANT FILE > OPEN OK
[22:37] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k THAT iPOD / iTUNES s[BLEEP]t I HAVE BEEN DRAG-DROPPING ON THIS b[BLEEP]ch OR RIGHT CLICKING ON EXPLORER FOLDERS FOR MONTHS
[22:37] <=^catablanca^=> Heh, Mina, you sure got lucky, having a wish on the Dragonballs like that
[22:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I know!!
[22:37] <=^catablanca^=> No, you have no idea how lucky.
[22:37] <Mizunomics01> Rifght click on the bottom Haruka-san.
[22:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ??
[22:38] <=^catablanca^=> Well see you went from having a job as a top idol in Japanese entertainment to doing nothing n the time of peace
[22:38] <@SpeedRcrX> I DID BUT HOW THE HELL WOULD I AS A USER KNOW TO DO THIS s[BLEEP]t
[22:38] <=^catablanca^=> then you bounced back becoming the most popular new top TV media exec in Japn
[22:38] <@SpeedRcrX> THERE'S NO VISUAL INDICATION THAT YOU MUST DO SO
[22:38] <Mizunomics01> Are you finished venting?
[22:39] <@SpeedRcrX> NO
[22:39] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[22:39] <@SpeedRcrX> I DON'T KNOW
[22:39] * @SpeedRcrX loads the stream
[22:41] <Mizunomics01> Okay... if it's in HD remastered from the film masters, like Star Trek, they can get it to widescreen if they use the full frame, but that will still require some top to bottom cropping depending on the aspect the anime was mastered in
[22:42] * @SpeedRcrX is pretty damn sure it was mastered in 4:3
[22:42] <SaiyaJedi> 4:3
[22:42] <Mizunomics01> Then it will be cropped at the top and the bottom; I hope they have an anamorphic option.
[22:42] <David O`Cain> Right click near the top of the Library/Rip/etc. menu, there is an option to show classic menus. Try that.
[22:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh god now the menu looks ugly next to the skin
[22:43] <Mizunomics01> Haruka-san you make me feel pain.
[22:44] <@SpeedRcrX> This is my punishment for not embracing the new spartan paradigm of Microsoft to the full
[22:45] * Mizunomics01 just gets back to her work
[22:51] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ANYWAY, now that verbal explosion is over, what were you saying, Artemis?
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey shut up this s[BLEEP]t is traumatizing ok
[22:51] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Riiiiight.
[22:52] <=^catablanca^=> I was saying Mina could have fallen, and fallen HARD. You've heard stories of famous celebrities who have just hit the skids
[22:52] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> *cough* Olsen Twins
[22:53] <FireFly_9> It traumatizes me to no end that I watches them crow from infants to... whatever they are now.
[22:53] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, it's the complete life-cycle of a wasted celebrity??
[22:53] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> hahahahahahahaah
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude neko he's RIGHT
[22:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Haruka-san?
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> One of our own... has fallen... so far.... she should be an example to us all..
[22:54] <FireFly_9> Huh?
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Sets... she took to selling herself...
[22:55] <@SpeedRcrX> ...on eBay.
[22:55] <FireFly_9> ....................
[22:55] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Pluto? what?
[22:55] <@SpeedRcrX> the Ex-Pluto. And Oh yeah, I got proof.




[22:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano...
[22:56] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Holy...
[22:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshsh momoko-chun hoaked har up wat har plastik sargon
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, for only $29.00 you can "buy her now"
[22:58] <Silicon Momoko> Hans does such good work
[22:59] <Reverend_H> I'll say, yo!
[22:59] * Reverend_H busts out his GOLD card
[22:59] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane would HUG you boss, thanks for getting us away from that kind of exploitative crap
[22:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> N--No problem...
[23:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Sets is looking pretty good, I have to admit...
[23:00] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa.
[23:00] <@SpeedRcrX> ?
[23:00] <FireFly_9> I have only one reply to that.
[23:00] * FireFly_9 digs around in her images folder




[23:01] <@SpeedRcrX> ...... :O
[23:01] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> and now I'll have nightmares for a week.
[23:01] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara... so..
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#1537: “Mamoru Strikes Back”

[23:16] *** Sun Nov 12 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[23:16] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[23:16] *** Topic is - D: -
[23:16] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Sun Nov 12 23:16 2006
[23:16] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan it's not nice to tie a man up.
[23:16] <Mizunomics01> there were extenuating circumstances owing to gravity
[23:16] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chiba_M
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[23:18] *** @spiritflame has kicked Chiba_M from #suburbansenshi
[23:18] * flame_SNIPER just. vomits.
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