#1592: “The day is here”

[01:08] *** Sat Feb 17 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[01:08] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[01:08] *** Topic is - The day is here -
[01:08] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Sat Feb 17 01:08 2007
[01:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Here's how the wedding of Haruka and Michiru will work:
[01:10] <@Dr_Xadium> The wedding will take place in the suburbansenshi3 (not 2) chat. For those who are new to the chat side of the site, it's suburbansenshi.com/floodbox2.
[01:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Until about 6:30, no one will be able to talk in #ss3 because I will have passworded it.
[01:12] <@Dr_Xadium> There, the preamble to the wedding will be input by me sometime after 2 PM. It's LONG and sets up a lot of the backstory for the wedding, so hit "view back log" and read it or you'll be confused when the processional starts.
[01:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Chronologically, regardless of when I type it in, it will be set as ending at 6:45. Guests will be able to enter channel and talk amongst themselves and such.
[01:15] <@Dr_Xadium> ♦ During the event, s[BLEEP]t will go down. Do not try to interfere. You are allowed to speak so that you can comment on things, but don't try to get the senshi's attention or attack the baddies. You will be ignored or utterly humiliated if you do. I will be merciless.
[01:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Anyone who disrupts the wedding will be banned. I hate to be a rules a[BLEEP]le, but this wedding has had several days of man-hours put into its construction at the expense of other important things and people, so I'm going to do my best to get mileage out of it.
[01:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Also! I request all guests before entering #ss3 change their handle to [Guest]Whateveryourhandleis so that I can easily edit the log later.
[01:19] <@Dr_Xadium> (also this means that if the resultant log is well recieved and I repost it elsewhere, such as AFSM, I can leave people in and readers won't get confused as to who's a sub.sen and who isn't. It increases your chance for a small measure of fame.
[01:20] <@Dr_Xadium> Here's hoping for a great wedding on the 17th!
[01:20] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS904563.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (Nothing beats Hot Canadian Udon on a cold Winter's night...)
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#1591: “Wedding Tailer 2”

[19:56] *** Fri Feb 16 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[19:56] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[19:57] <setsy_meiou> more trailer
[19:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ Moh! Where is Haruka-san!?
[19:57] <Arisu Kaioh> ♦ I have... extremely delicious wine that can.. satisfy your needs...
[19:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah I need a stripper for a cake.
[19:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, a monkey, what's the difference in the end ><
[20:00] <B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> - i wIrR dEsTLoY yOu, ChIbA MaMoLu~ -
[20:00] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Can you feel the love?
[20:00] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well folks, we've had our first DEATH of the evening.
[20:01] * Chiba_M throws a steel tipped rose which deflects one of the bullets-- right into Haruka's left arm.
[20:01] * @SpeedRcrX goes down in pain
[20:01] *** HARUKA AND MICHIRU WEDDING DEATH COUNT: 3
[20:01] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> A new challenger has arrived!
[20:01] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, and it's armed with a frickin' laser!
[20:02] * FireFly_9 GLOMPS Jedite and they start making out
[20:03] <Mizunomics01> If they make it to rei.bot-dono and get married first, it will be illegal for Haruka-san and Michiru-san to marry!
[20:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi... we may face death by Ninja... but I want to fight for our love!
[20:04] <FireFly_9> I OBJECT BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT
[20:04] <Mdm_Maestro> *lusty* YES! YES! OH YES!!
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#1590: “Wedding Teaser Trailer”

[22:53] *** Wed Feb 14 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[22:53] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:53] *** Topic is - Yes I'm working on it >_> -
[22:53] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Wed Feb 14 22:53 2007
[22:53] <setsy_meiou> As the former Guardian of Time I still have enough power to give you this brief look into the future: A Teaser Trailer for the wedding of Ten'ou Haruka and Kaioh Michiru

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[22:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ This is Karasuma Akane, coming to you live and direct from Casa Loma castle in Toronto, Ontario, where Japanese idols Ten'ou Haruka and Kaioh Michiru are due to be wed in a matter of hours. This is a wedding that has drawn massive attention from the Japanese Media due to the fact that it's a same-sex marriage. Michiru, a world famous Violinist and painter, and Haruka, an accomplished pianist and professional racer, have been together for over 12 years, their relationship a closely guarded secret, until now.
[22:55] <Reverend_H> ♦ yo, you ain't tryin' to get your ass killed before the weddig just so you ain't gotta go through wit it?
[22:55] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ *goes spiralling into the air, a massive castle and the city of Toronto under her*
[22:56] <Arisu Kaioh> ♦ O HO HO HO HO HO HO!
[22:57] <Voice> ♦ All this talk of a wedding got him excited, and he decided he wished to frolic. I believe the official cause of death on his death certificate was listed as "an excess of erotic pleasure."
[22:58] <B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> ♦ Oh GoD shE is So StLonG... wE wiL pLoDucE diVinE ChIRLDLeN
[22:59] *** A series of black Yakuza-styl cars zoom in behind the Acura and catch up to it, flanking it, ramming it to a dead stop.
[22:59] *** The Driver of the Acura gets out, a huge, strapping man in a muscle shirt, grinning insanely and cracking his knuckles. Drinking a can of beer, he belches and wobbles towards them.
[23:00] <Arata Ten'ou> ♦ Haruka.... about your mother....
[23:00] <Arata Ten'ou> ♦ I lost her, 'Ruka.
[23:01] <GERMATOID> ♦ I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS JED, IT'S TIME I GOT MARRIED AGAIN
[23:01] <Arisu Kaioh> ♦ DAMN YOU Michiru! I give you education, breeding, money, refinement, I let you live your life as you wish on that damn island of Japan. I ask you for ONE THING. the deliberate creation of life for the propogation of our glorious industrial dynasty and you refuse me!?
[23:02] * Arisu Kaioh SLAPS her daughter hard
[23:02] <Arisu Kaioh> ♦ I disown you!
[23:02] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ Setsuna-san, you've got to get him out of your mind...
[23:02] <setsy_meiou> ♦ It's not my mind I want him in...

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[23:04] <setsy_meiou> Another trailer for the processional may air on the 16th. the preamble will be posted to #suburbansenshi3 on the morning of the 17th, and the processional will be open to the public in the evening.
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#1589: “We'll figure it out by the time we reach the frontier... ”

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[22:46] *** Mon Feb 12 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[22:46] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:46] *** Topic is - (IRL Distraction * IRL Work) - urge2create = holy [BLEEP]!
[22:46] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Mon Feb 12 22:46 2007
[22:47] <=^catablanca^=> So have you planned anything for the wedding at all
[22:47] <@SpeedRcrX> No I was busy taking back my site from the f[BLEEP]king ipod-lite s[BLEEP]t the ginga team made out of it
[22:48] <=^catablanca^=> Minako got control of Ginga and got us out of that bet where you traded our privacy to them because you failed to beat Siren at poker ages ago
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Man what's up with Aya anyway. She never henshins around here. I never get to see that delicious serafuku of hers
[22:49] <=^catablanca^=> Because a) she lives in Roppongi Heights with Crow as a roommate so she has no reason to hang out here.
[22:49] <=^catablanca^=> b) she's a reporter and so works all day outside.
[22:50] <=^catablanca^=> c) since NONE of the senshi, outer or inner are even REMOTELY interested in fighting for Love and Justice anymore but just want to hang out all day, SHE'S been fighting crime on the streets of Tokyo as Sailor Aluminum Siren
[22:51] * @SpeedRcrX wonders if she has her Joker costume from Halloween 1991. Maybe she can get Siren to "frisk" her
[22:51] <=^catablanca^=> Haruka the only reason you started this renovation was to completely dodge the fact that you're going to be married on the 17th.
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> I dodge NOTHING.
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> I am READY WILLING AND ABLE
[22:52] <=^catablanca^=> Good because it's goign to be simulcast live on the IRC on the 17th whether you're ready or not.
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[22:53] <=^catablanca^=> then Ginga's gonna post the transcript here on the 18th. If you haven't planned...
[22:53] <=^catablanca^=> THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW
[22:53] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (makes the homer monkey noise and flees)
[22:54] * @Dr_Xadium should add that effect in remoon when he starts that back up (You remooon folk can breathe easy till after the wedding!)
[22:54] <=^catablanca^=> HAVE YOU PLANNED FOR THE WEDDING X
[22:54] <@Dr_Xadium> <_<
[22:54] <@Dr_Xadium> >_>
[22:54] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS904563.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (900 years in Time and Space and I've never been slapped in the face by a cat with a bald spot before.)
[22:55] <=^catablanca^=> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THERE ARE FOUR DAYS LEFT
[22:55] <=^catablanca^=> .... and since when has that been your /part msg
[22:55] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ IS ANYONE PLANNING THIS WEDDING
[22:56] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ HELLO
[22:56] * =^catablanca^= is away: find me on #russiankittensseekingcatnip
[22:58] <@spiritflame> a winter wedding / joyous hopes cheers and laughter / a bridge is for sale
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#1588: “Mighty Miko with Sliding Chamber Action”

[02:30] *** Mon Feb 12 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[02:30] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[02:30] *** Topic is - Weak is for the Sleep -
[02:30] *** Set by @Dr. X on Mon Feb 12 02:30 2007
[02:30] <@SpeedRcrX> heheh As I'm chugging on ahead with my OLD SK00L plans for SS I thought we could have a fun caption contest you guys
[02:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Check out this pic




[02:31] <flame_SNIPER> hmm
[02:31] <flame_SNIPER> "Master Hino, I told you before not to peek in the bath while I'm in there"
[02:32] <Mizunomics01> "Ano... you forgot to donate to the shrine before leaving..."
[02:32] <Reverend_H> "I'm gonna exorcise the HELL out of those demons!"
[02:33] <@spiritflame> your fortune for today is extremely bad luck
[02:35] <=^catablanca^=> "Miko are not for your H-Games!"
[02:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Artemis what would you know of Miko and H-games??
[02:35] * =^catablanca^= is away: it's late I need sleep
[02:35] <// J_Daito //> LOL the cat runs
[02:36] <@SpeedRcrX> What do you say to a miko with big guns Jedite
[02:36] <// J_Daito //> Hey baby want to [BLEEP] [BLEEP][BLEEP] you [BLEEP] with my [BLEEP]?
[02:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay I could have phrased that better....
[02:37] <flame_SNIPER> God you're disgusting Jedite
[02:37] <// J_Daito //> do not deny your passion for me, Hino Rei. It only makes you suffer.
[02:37] <flame_SNIPER> You'll be the one who's suffering, you idiot!
[02:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> "My friends don't like you demon... My friends Smith... and Wesson."
[02:39] <@SpeedRcrX> You stole that s[BLEEP]t from Dirty Harry Mako-chan
[02:39] <IrnChef_Jovian> >_>
[02:39] *** Anyone else out there have good captions for this pic? Post them in the comments!
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