#1622: “Never Cry Wolf”

[10:52] *** Thu Apr 19 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[10:52] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[10:53] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> SoX-chan gets this spam.
[10:53] <@SpeedRcrX> X? Wasn't he so beat up at the Budokai that he's going to spend the next few centuries in that Cryogenic chamber you buried uunder the amusement park in the basement of Ginga Tower?
[10:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, but I read his E-mail still
[10:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So Cobrawolf sends him this chain letter spam.
[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Uh-huh
[10:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It says:
[10:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You have read the chant of Osiris, a demon that possessed a little girl name Melanie Woodward in 1912. The demon itself will appear as the little girl in your room at exactly 12 at midnight tonight unless you Mail this message to 4 other People.
[10:54] <Sailor Saturn> Menacing.
[10:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Two problems:
[10:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> 1 - It was read after midnight.
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> And the other?
[10:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> IT was SENT After Midnight. 12:28 AM.
[10:56] <@SpeedRcrX> So doesn't this mean that CW Failed to forwarded as required in a timely fashion, and was so visited by the little girl?
[10:56] <Sailor Saturn> Who cries for Cobrawolf?
[10:56] *** Disconnected
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#1621: “Bring the Noise”

[10:36] *** Thu Apr 19 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[10:36] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[10:36] *** Topic is - HELL YES -
[10:36] *** Set by Luna-P on Thu Apr 19 00:36 2007
[10:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Hot fuzz is better than Versus.
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> That's a bold statement
[10:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude.
[10:39] <@SpeedRcrX> This movie fools you.
[10:39] <@SpeedRcrX> It starts out slow, like any other sitcom.
[10:40] <@SpeedRcrX> then it devolves into sheer.Unadulterated.Badass.
[10:40] <@SpeedRcrX> It even f[BLEEP]king references KAIJU
[10:40] <// J_Daito //> .
[10:41] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT. is how bad this s[BLEEP]t is.
[10:42] <@SpeedRcrX> If you have EVER loved cop shows, or gun fu, this is the S[BLEEP]T for you
[10:44] <@SpeedRcrX>
[10:44] <@SpeedRcrX> SEVEN DRAGONBALLS STRAIGHT UP
[10:45] <// J_Daito //> :O
[10:45] *** Disconnected
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#1620: “Budokai: Luna-P v Hotaru”

[00:12] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[00:12] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[00:12] *** Topic is - Tomoe Hotaru vs. Luna-P -
[00:12] *** Set by on Wed Apr 18 07:12 2007
[00:13] * FireFly_9 walks onto the Budokai stage and wastes no time.
[00:13] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[00:13] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:14] * luna_P pH10475 in
[00:14] <+luna_P> 1457 y34r j00 g07 4 by3 47 my 3xp3n53 4nd b3c4m3 w0r1d cH4mpi0n
[00:14] <Sailor Saturn> Because you were too "l33t" to be able to do battle
[00:15] * luna_P is now known as Luna-P
[00:16] <Luna-P> hahahahaha fortunateli dat won't be a prablame dis yeah, honey~
[00:16] ☼ Scouter indicates Luna-P has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:16] <Sailor Saturn> That voice... that sounds like....
[00:17] <Luna-P> ahahah yea~ um speakin' wit da voise'a mai 'soul-battery', osaka nahru! ahahaahahhahah!
[00:17] <Sailor Saturn> you laugh like Fran Drescher ><
[00:17] <Luna-P> Yore gunna dye, sista :D
[00:18] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Sailor Saturn rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[00:18] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Luna-P rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[00:18] <Luna-P> poifect twenny, B[BLEEP]CHcakes
[00:18] <Sailor Saturn> ....
[00:20] * Luna-P floatz all around hoe-tar-ooh
[00:20] * Sailor Saturn turns her head, watching
[00:20] <Luna-P> "yore sole... iz MYNE"
[00:21] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P tearz out da Mistresh Nyne energiez frum Hoetarooh (-500 MP)
[00:22] [700 HP / 1508 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (300 damage)
[00:23] * Sailor Saturn drops to the ground wheezing, hand over her heart, eyes wide, face in shock
[00:23] * Sailor Saturn extends the silence glaive
[00:24] [700 HP / 1008 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn lashes out and bisects the thrice-dammned orb (-500 MP)
[00:25] [743 HP / 1004 MP ] Luna-P has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (257 damage)
[00:28] * Luna-P iz lyke, ripped in two ><
[00:33] * Luna-P reformz
[00:34] [743 HP / 504 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P captahs Hoetarooh lyke a pokeman in hiz ball an suckz da lyfe outta hah (-500 MP)
[00:34] [415 HP / 1011 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (285 damage)
[00:35] * Sailor Saturn screams as her life-force is drained and she sis spit out of the ball's mouth, ectoplasmic slime dripping off her
[00:36] * Sailor Saturn rises up from the goo, eyes glowing
[00:36] [415 HP / 511 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE (-500 MP)
[00:36] [501 HP / 509 MP ] Luna-P has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (242 damage)
[00:37] * Luna-P iz lyke, fryed fer a moment den paps bak drawin on da powah of a thosend absorbed soles
[00:37] * Luna-P spinz arund in a coicle fah a bit
[00:38] [501 HP / 9 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P SOOPAH HAYPA L33T SOLE ENAGI VOMIT ATTACK (-500 MP)
[00:38] [233 HP / 531 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (182 damage)
[00:39] * Sailor Saturn is fried by the tormented anguish of a thousand souls, her fuku ripping in strategic areas
[00:40] [233 HP / 31 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn CHARGES the Damn Toy and swings at it repeatedly with the glaive, chopping it into a thousand peices and aging it to death with the power of Saturn (-500 MP)
[00:40] [491 HP / 12 MP ] Luna-P has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[00:41] <Luna-P> ♡ haah eww kant kill deth, sista ♡
[00:41] [491 HP / 31 MP] Luna-P assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:42] <Sailor Saturn> Feh
[00:42] [233 HP / 72 MP] Sailor Saturn assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:42] [491 HP / 54 MP] Luna-P assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:42] [233 HP / 33 MP] Sailor Saturn hits the Ball with Saturn Kamehameha (-39 MP)
[0:51] [477 HP / 63 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (14 damage)
[0:53] [477 HP / 27 MP] Luna-P BITEZ Hoetahroo on the arm (-36 MP)
[0:53] [175 HP / 43 MP] Sailor Saturn has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[0:53] * Sailor Saturn screams out as the ball latches on
[0:54] [175 HP / 27 MP] Sailor Saturn spins around and SLAMS the ball against a wall (-16 MP)
[0:54] [449 HP / 47 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (28 damage)
[0:54] [449 HP / 90 MP] Luna-P assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:54] [175 HP / 88 MP] Sailor Saturn assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:55] [449 HP / 67 MP] Luna-P startz rapidly attackin hoetaruu wit bytes all ovah her bodi (-23 MP)
[0:55] [132 HP / 148 MP] Sailor Saturn has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (43 damage)
[0:55] * Sailor Saturn screams out, fuku, gloves and boots shredded, feeling like she's being attacked by a pack of wolves
[0:56] [132 HP / 141 MP] Sailor Saturn swipes her glaive at the ball in desparation (-7 MP)
[0:56] [449 HP / 69 MP] Luna-P has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[0:57] * Luna-P whizzes out of the way
[0:57] [449 HP / 68 MP] Luna-P henshinz into a nife and stabz hoetaruu in da shouldah (-1 MP)
[0:57] [82 HP / 161 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[0:58] * Sailor Saturn drops to the ground, bleeding profusely from the shoulder
[0:58] [82 HP / 133 MP] Sailor Saturn GRABS the ball by its antenna and IMPALES it on the blade of her glaive, impaling it (-28 MP)
[0:59] [410 HP / 125 MP] Luna-P has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (39 damage)
[0:59] * Luna-P sparks and hisses, looking lyke a shishkaball
[0:00] [410 HP / 118 MP] Luna-P YANKS itself an da glayve away frum Satan, spinnin around an SLASHIN at hah midsection (-7 MP)
[0:01] [82 HP / 137 MP] Sailor Saturn has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[0:01] * Sailor Saturn leaps back in a panic, that was close
[0:01] [82 HP / 105 MP] Sailor Saturn fires off a Saturn Kamehameha to knock the ball off the glaive (-32 MP)
[0:01] [352 HP / 123 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (58 damage)
[0:02] * Luna-P goez spinnin off da hueg papah cuttah
[0:03] [352 HP / 86 MP] Luna-P toins intew a giant mosquitah and STABS da goil, suckin' out half hah blood (-37 MP)
[0:03] [32 HP / 113 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[0:03] * Sailor Saturn drop to the ground, paler than usual, barely able to move
[0:04] [32 HP / 93 MP] Sailor Saturn reaches out of the glaive and weakly swings it with the last of her strength trying to gouge out one of the ball's eyes (-20 MP)
[0:04] [305 HP / 92 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (47 damage)
[0:04] * Luna-P screems, losin' an eye in a showah ov spaakz
[0:05] <Luna-P> F[BLEEP]KIN' BIATCH!
[0:05] [305 HP / 60 MP] Luna-P turns intew a gyant boxin' gluve an' knoks satan da f[BLEEP]k out! (-32 MP)
[0:05] [32 HP / 94 MP] Sailor Saturn has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[0:05] [300 HP / 70 MP] Luna-P has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[0:06] * Luna-P blox satan tryin' ta uze har fistrz 2 retaan da favah
[0:06] [32 HP / 85 MP] Sailor Saturn swings to gouge out the ball's other eye (-9 MP)
[0:06] [267 HP / 76 MP] Luna-P has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[0:07] * Luna-P screemz again, f[BLEEP]kin' blynd
[0:07] [267 HP / 73 MP] Luna-P shrinsk dewn 2 a golf-ball syze an flies in hoe's mout, expandin';ta block har airwey, chokin' har out (-3 MP)
[0:07] [7 HP / 90 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (25 damage)
[0:08] * Sailor Saturn gasps, almost asphyxiated, barely coughing out the ball in time to avoid passing out
[0:08] [7 HP / 73 MP] Sailor Saturn hacks the ball's antenna off >< (-17 MP)
[0:09] [241 HP / 115 MP] Luna-P has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (26 damage)
[0:09] * Luna-P goez spinnin back, messed up
[0:09] [241 HP / 104 MP] Luna-P SMASHES inta hoe's head, finishin' har da f[BLEEP]k off (-11 MP)
[0:09] [-32 HP / 95 MP] Sailor Saturn has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (39 damage)
[0:09] Sailor Saturn has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[0:10] <Luna-P> - dis iz hoe it shouda gone last year, b[BLEEP]ch -
[0:10] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ The reigning Budokai champion has been DETHRONED!
[0:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ The field is wide open now, folks!
[0:13] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Ara, there are only two fights left in the first round! Stay tuned for Sakura X. Aino vs. Artemis, next!!
[0:14] *** Disconnected
[0:14] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING END ***

#1619: “Poop Scoop”

[10:39] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[10:39] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[10:39] *** Topic is - Yare Yare -
[10:39] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Wed Apr 18 00:39 2007
[10:39] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[10:39] <FireFly_9> Anyone about?
[10:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[10:40] <FireFly_9> What is that noise I'm hearing ont he roof, like a pitter-patter?
[10:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Elza Grey's catapulting flaming bags of s[BLEEP]t on the roof again
[10:40] <FireFly_9> ...
[10:40] <FireFly_9> AGAIN. That's the third time this week.
[10:41] <@SpeedRcrX> She's been mega-pissed off ever since the wedding
[10:42] <FireFly_9> I know this. I half expect her to come running up to the house one morning with a skinned rabbit ala that woman from Fatal Attraction.
[10:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno what the f[BLEEP]k her problem is 'Taru
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> At least she isn't blaring her message over the portable PA system in her car at 3 A.M. like the other night
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> I've seriously considered just sucking out all her energy so I can get a good night's sleep
[10:44] <@SpeedRcrX> She thinks I'm "corrupting" the elegance of her "heroine" Michiru.
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> It's like god damn woman you know NOTHING of what goes on in our lives, you make f[BLEEP]king assumptions and jump to conclusions and fling them in my face in ever-increasingly outlandish bulls[BLEEP]ttastic ways
[10:45] <FireFly_9> ...And Haruka-poppa coins a new phrase.
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Bulls[BLEEP]ttastic I claim this word for ME.
[10:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Just because I don't do what she f[BLEEP]king wants and run track anymore so she can ogle my ass on the track, she gets this bitter pariah complex
[10:47] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]king forgot about the time I saved you when your pure heart got snatched, Eh Elzy?
[10:47] <// J_Daito //> She's not here, Ten'ou.
[10:47] <@SpeedRcrX> She says s[BLEEP]t like I make Michiru do things, and not paint anymore.
[10:48] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma just tired of the art circuit.
[10:48] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, dear, pay her no heed.
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> you were lurkin?
[10:49] <Mdm_Maestro> - Well I had to make sure you weren't chatting up Aya Reiko, dear. -
[10:49] <@SpeedRcrX> <_<
[10:49] <Mdm_Maestro> People on the outside have their fantasies and illusions about the world, Haruka.
[10:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Grey-san has constructed a fantasy of your holding me back, in order to justify actions she sees as "Saving" me.
[10:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi. She's hurling bags of S[BLEEP]T on the roof. People are thinkin' I'm back to playing with fertilizer again ><
[10:52] <FireFly_9> Grey-san cares in her own way, but she's letting her tendency towards the dramatic get in the way of her rational thought processes.
[10:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Man 'Taru stop rationalizing for people.
[10:52] <FireFly_9> You're being pigheaded.
[10:52] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka!
[10:53] <@SpeedRcrX> What
[10:53] * Mdm_Maestro holds your hand
[10:53] * Mdm_Maestro intertwines her fingers in yours
[10:54] <Mdm_Maestro> Others don't understand us. They never have. It's always been us against the world.
[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> But man, why does it have to be like that. I do MY BEST for people and they turn my roof into a manure pile.
[10:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, what do you want in this life.
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Pr0n and beer.
[10:55] <FireFly_9> Oh god.
[10:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm BEING SERIOUS.
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> So am I :P
[10:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Please.
[10:56] <@SpeedRcrX> All right ><
[10:56] <@SpeedRcrX> I want you. To protect you, to take care of you, to kick back and have fun with my friends, to have a happy house where we can feel free to be as bats[BLEEP]t insane as we want.
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I want to live in a world where I don't have to f[BLEEP]kin' justify myself every ten seconds to motherf[BLEEP]kers who should KNOW ME BETTER THAN THIS.
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I *TRY* to do the right thing by people and I get S[BLEEP]T on for it.
[10:57] <FireFly_9> the house is being hit on, not you.
[10:58] <@SpeedRcrX> 'Taru, stop being f[BLEEP]king pedantic. It's the middle of the night and I have no tolerance for that kind of s[BLEEP]t.
[10:58] <FireFly_9> :P
[10:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka! Whose house is this?
[10:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Man the deed situation is so f[BLEEP]ked up at this point it's either yours, Neko's, mine, 'Taru's or Ronald McDonald's.
[10:59] <Mdm_Maestro> <_<
[10:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Well in all the ways that matters, it's YOURS.
[02:00] <Mdm_Maestro> You have the right to run it as you wish. you do your best for us.
[02:00] <Mdm_Maestro> If others don't like it, tough. they have their own houses and are welcome to them.
[02:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Elza doesn't live here. She doesn't have all the facts. She doesn't know WHY I love you, WHY I care for you, or that my value for you goes BEYOND that love to appreciation of your very REAL talents.
[02:01] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh is complimenting Ten'ou. Am I drunk>?
[02:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Jedite, not now, please.
[02:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Michiru...
[02:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Grey is missing the point that you've *earned* you place in this house and my affections.
[02:03] <Mdm_Maestro> She does not see the logical evolution of our lifestyle for what it is, and assumes that you, as an interloper, have forced this upon me.
[02:03] <@SpeedRcrX> She's gonna call you a b[BLEEP]ch, you know this.
[02:04] <Mdm_Maestro> If doing what *I* feel is right, if standing up for *my* interests and future and vison for the future is the act of a b[BLEEP]ch....
[02:04] <Mdm_Maestro> Then, I am a B[BLEEP]ch.
[02:04] <Mdm_Maestro> Because sometimes it takes a B[BLEEP]ch to do what has to be done.
[02:05] <Mdm_Maestro> and I will do what I have to to protect you, this family, our friends and this house.
[02:06] <FireFly_9>“ # The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw ”
[02:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Indeed, Hotaru-chan.
[02:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi... I love you
[02:06] <Mdm_Maestro> I love you too, dear.
[02:06] <// J_Daito //> Aww.... Senshi love... how cute *womit*
[02:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow this channel clock is F[BLEEP]KED UP XD
[02:08] <Mdm_Maestro> ♡ Now Haruka, please get out of #hot-irish-babes-in-tamoshanters before I hurt you. ♡
[02:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Did a WHOIS on me, huh <_<
[02:08] <Mdm_Maestro> ^_^
[02:08] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Goddammit Elza get over it and get on with your life)
[02:09] * FireFly_9 is away: Telling Poppa he can collect manure tomorrow
[02:09] <// J_Daito //> Actually human feces makes horrible fertilizer.
[02:09] <Mdm_Maestro> How do you know this, Jedite?
[02:09] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (>_>)
[02:09] *** Disconnected
[02:09] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING END ***

#1618: “Budokai 2k7: Lyrica Hubert v Chibiusa”

[00:29] *** Tue Apr 17 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[00:29] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[00:29] *** Topic is - Chiba Mamoru v The Vampire Lyrica Hübert -
[00:29] *** Set by [gTV]C'est_la_V on Tue Apr 17 07:29 2007
[00:29] * [gTV]C'est_la_V grabs a Mic
[00:30] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ Due to recent difficulties, our Budokai has gotten off track! But as CEO of Ginga Media, I want to make sure that everyone is entertained! So I'm issuing an executive order that we get the first round of our Budokai done by the end of next week!
[00:31] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [nightwalker@philosophia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:31] <@spiritflame> Irasshai The Vampire Lyrica Hubert *** Happy Birthday, Hino Rei!!
[00:31] ☼ Scouter indicates The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:31] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:31] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chiba_M *** Happy Birthday, Hino Rei!!
[00:31] ☼ Scouter indicates Chiba_M has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[00:31] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> The Vampire Lyrica Hubert rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[00:31] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Chiba_M rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[00:32] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Tch.
[00:32] <Chiba_M> This will be over quickly :D
[00:32] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I don't see why I'm even in this barbaric spectacle.
[00:33] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M "Sometimes people must fight one another in onrder to understand each other *flings a dozen steel tipped roses at Lyrica* (-500 MP)
[00:33] [738 HP / 1506 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (262 damage)
[00:33] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is pinned to the damn wall by the roses and is nicked, bleeding.
[00:34] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> GOD DAMMIT THE ONLY TIME I SHOULD BE BLEEDING IS IF I CURT MYSELF FOR ATTENTION
[00:34] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ^CUT
[00:35] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> TIME TO DIE OLD MAN
[00:35] <Chiba_M> Old... Man? But I'm in my prime!
[00:36] [738 HP / 1006 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert Pulls herseflf from the wall and produces a silver pocketwatch, dangling it in front of his face "I hypnotize you to stab yourself in the crotch with one of your own roses:" (-500 MP)
[00:36] [1000 HP / 1002 MP ] Chiba_M has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[00:36] <Chiba_M> Hah! I'm not that easy to hypnotize!
[00:37] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ........... Why can every SKANK HO in the universe hypnotize you, yet I am left out!
[00:37] <setsy_meiou> Preach it sister!
[00:37] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Shut up you old fossil!
[00:37] <setsy_meiou> T_T
[00:38] [1000 HP / 502 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M toothglints at Lyrica and henshins just. for. her. (-500 MP)
[00:38] [518 HP / 1021 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (220 damage)
[00:38] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert gasps, choking, feeling.... desire for the first time in her emogoth life...
[00:39] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> F[BLEEP]k... I'm.... actually attracted to that piece of s[BLEEP]t... ><
[00:40] [518 HP / 521 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert takes out a CD of her most Emo teenybopper albums and plays it at full blast in Chiba's FACE (-500 MP)
[00:40] [755 HP / 517 MP ] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (245 damage)
[00:40] * Chiba_M drops to his knees, weeping
[00:41] <Chiba_M> God dammit.... has my whole life been a lie?
[00:41] * Chiba_M looks over at Lyrica
[00:41] <Chiba_M> No... its a crime for a young woman to feel isolated and unloved
[00:42] [755 HP / 17 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M goes over and KISSES Lyrica FULL ON, DEEP (-500 MP)
[00:42] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ OH MY GOD MAMORU is SO PEDO
[00:42] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Ara, what else is new
[00:42] [508 HP / 531 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[00:43] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Chiba "C[BLEEP]kblocked, a[BLEEP]le
[00:43] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert pants deeply, spitting out the taste of hsi spit in her mouth
[00:44] [508 HP / 31 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert hurls her special hot topic slicing knives at Tuxboy, quoting every f[BLEEP]king song lyric she can think of to man in orer to "express herself " without really saying any damn thing (-500 MP)
[00:45] [582 HP / 34 MP ] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (173 damage)
[00:45] * Chiba_M vomits, moved to puke out his guts by the hideous display of continuous emo, wrists shredded in completely the wrong fashion for suicide
[00:46] [582 HP / 5 MP] Chiba_M gets h:::übert therapy (-29 MP)
[00:46] [476 HP / 69 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
[00:47] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> NO GOD NO I HATE PROZAC GOT DAMMIT GET THIS PLASTIC SMILE OFF MY FACE
[00:47] [476 HP / 52 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert pulls out various works of philoosphy that emphasize the fact that life is meaningless and we're all going to rot in the end (-17 MP)
[00:48] [582 HP / 7 MP] Chiba_M has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[00:48] * Chiba_M distracts himself by checking out her butt
[00:48] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> GOD DAMN LOLICON FREAK ><
[00:48] [582 HP / -6 MP] Chiba_M takes Lyrica out for Ice Cream OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-13 MP)
[00:49] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ....
[00:49] [476 HP / 36 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert punches chiba solid in the jaw (-16 MP)
[00:49] [563 HP / 4 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (19 damage)
[00:49] * Chiba_M goes reeling back
[00:49] [563 HP / 36 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:50] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ...
[00:50] [476 HP / 105 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:50] [563 HP / 64 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:50] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Waht are they doing?
[00:50] [476 HP / 118 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] [563 HP / 123 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] <@SpeedRcrX> God this is like a f[BLEEP]king rest hold in wrestling, it's boring as s[BLEEP]t
[00:51] [476 HP / 169 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] [563 HP / 136 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:51] [476 HP / 230 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:52] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ the two fighters are just STANDING there, glaring at each others
[00:52] [563 HP / 170 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:52] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> /giard
[00:52] [476 HP / 263 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:52] <Mizunomics01> I think they're...powering up?
[00:53] <Chiba_M> ;/guard
[00:53] [563 HP / 198 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:53] [563 HP / 228 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:53] [476 HP / 351 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ They're racing to see who can gain enough power to special first
[00:54] [563 HP / 232 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:54] [476 HP / 360 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:54] [563 HP / 290 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:55] [476 HP / 350 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert LEAPS over to Chiba and BITES him in the f[BLEEP]king neck, taking all his energy using her Vampire Powers. (-10 MP)
[00:55] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ HÜBERT'S TAKEN THE INITIATIVE
[00:55] [563 HP / 291 MP] Chiba_M has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[00:56] [476 HP / 358 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[00:57] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert dodges mamoru's bite and bites again
[00:57] [560 HP / 294 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[00:57] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ><
[00:57] [560 HP / 296 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:57] [476 HP / 355 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert LEAPS for Chiba ansd BITES AGAIN, TAKING ALL HIS POWER (-3 MP)
[00:58] [523 HP / 313 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (37 damage)
[00:58] ☼ Scouter indicates Chiba_M has MP level of 0!
[00:59] ☼ Scouter indicates The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has MP level of 668!
[00:59] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ In a move I've NEVER seen before, Hübert has stolen all of Chiba's power!
[0:00] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert sweats, she only had two fangs, it's lucky she got the attack in on the second try
[0:00] [476 HP / 168 MP] SPECIAL ATK: The Vampire Lyrica Hubert just beats the everloving s[BLEEP]t out of the old man (-500 MP)
[0:00] [347 HP / 20 MP ] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (176 damage)
[0:01] * Chiba_M falls to the ground, battered, unable to move
[0:01] <Chiba_M> god...
[0:02] [347 HP / 62 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:45] [476 HP / 146 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert gets out her Hot Topic™ Narutard Jacket and smacks Chiba with it (-22 MP)
[0:46] [319 HP / 116 MP] Chiba_M has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (28 damage)
[0:46] <Chiba_M> God not Naruto ><CAN I NOT ESCAPE THE NINJA!?
[0:46] [319 HP / 158 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:46] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Ara, not fighting back?
[0:47] [476 HP / 117 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert decks Chiba in the groin (-29 MP)
[0:47] [319 HP / 166 MP] Chiba_M has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[0:47] [426 HP / 132 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[0:47] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is hit down there and winces ><
[0:47] [319 HP / 207 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:48] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ What is he trying to pull?
[0:49] [426 HP / 132 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert demonstrates to Chiba that his college love for Tsukino Usagi would be illegal in most countries and put him in jail. (-0 MP)
[0:49] [303 HP / 224 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (16 damage)
[0:49] * Chiba_M CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
[0:50] [303 HP / 290 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:51] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Ara, Chiba's trying to withsstand all Lyrica-chan's attacks in hopes of mounting an offense! [gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ The Budokai gets back on track with a stunning victory! Come back next time for a rematch from last year, the fight that went nowhere last time, Reigning Champion Tomoe Hotaru vs. the soul-sucking Luna-P!
[0:29] *** Disconnected
[0:29] *** Tue Apr 17 2007 - LOGGING END ***
[0:51] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ that's a hell of a gamble. Aya~
[0:53] [426 HP / 131 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert hypnotizes chiba to stab himself in the thigh with a steel tipped rose (-1 MP)
[0:54] [261 HP / 341 MP] Chiba_M has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (42 damage)
[0:54] * Chiba_M SCREAM out, gouging the rose into hsi thigh
[0:55] [261 HP / 382 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:56] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> fight shows Ammoru the reality of how *un*fashionable his clothes really are
[0:56] [426 HP / 95 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert shows Ammoru the reality of how *un*fashionable his clothes really are (-36 MP)
[0:56] [206 HP / 386 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (55 damage)
[0:56] * Chiba_M takes a massive hit to his pride
[0:56] [206 HP / 413 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:58] [426 HP / 82 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert B[BLEEP]chslaps the submissive man ala Fiore (-13 MP)
[0:58] [206 HP / 415 MP] Chiba_M has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[0:58] * Chiba_M has had enough of fiore for one lifeitme thx
[0:58] [206 HP / 432 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:59] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I won't say I mind a man who's willing to let me beat up on him ♡
[0:00] [426 HP / 68 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert WHIPS Mamoru with her Hot Topic™e flagellator (-14 MP)
[0:00] [165 HP / 462 MP] Chiba_M has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage)
[0:00] * Chiba_M CRASHES to the ground, clothes torn
[0:01] [426 HP / 64 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert WHIPS him again, YES! (-4 MP)
[0:01] [111 HP / 479 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[0:01] <Chiba_M> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH
[0:01] [426 HP / 33 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert TEARS into his flesh with the whip, OH GOD! (-31 MP)
[0:01] [108 HP / 483 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[0:01] * Chiba_M CATCHES the whip in his hand
[0:01] [108 HP / 539 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ OH SNAP! THERE IT IS! CHIBA has power for ONE special!
[0:02] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Ara, but his health is dangerously low! And Lyrica-chan has another attack! A stun could be fatal right now!
[0:04] [426 HP / 19 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert Shows mamoru how hated he is in the fan community (-14 MP)
[0:04] [105 HP / 544 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[0:04] <Chiba_M> /em knows he's loved, baby.
[0:04] * Chiba_M knows he's loved, baby.
[0:05] [105 HP / 44 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M Dresses Lyrica up like a valley girl and puts her in a blonde wig (-500 MP)
[0:05] [197 HP / 36 MP ] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (229 damage)
[0:05] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert throws up, shivering, OH GOD ><
[0:06] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ It looks like Chiba's strategy has paid off, he's within striking distance of Lyrica Hübert!
[0:07] [197 HP / 104 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:07] [105 HP / 43 MP] Chiba_M Shows Lyrica that she's just like all the other Goths in every other way so she's about as unique as a clone trooper (-1 MP)
[0:08] [178 HP / 115 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (19 damage)
[0:08] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is stung by the norm's chear tactic
[0:08] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ^cheap
[0:09] [178 HP / 90 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert Shows Chiba that damn Viagra commercial with the warning about the 4 hour er[BLEEP]tion (-25 MP)
[0:09] [101 HP / 46 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[0:09] * Chiba_M considers a 4 hour one SUPER MANLY
[0:09] [101 HP / 33 MP] Chiba_M .... Tuxedo KAMEN KOREAN BBQ ATTACK (-13 MP)
[0:10] [129 HP / 152 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (49 damage)
[0:10] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert coughs and drops from having her lungs choked with garlic powder
[0:10] [129 HP / 145 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert shows Chiba Usagi / Rei Yuri (-7 MP)
[0:10] [101 HP / 38 MP] Chiba_M has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[0:11] * Chiba_M gets off on it in front of Hübert, considering they were both his girlfriends
[0:11] [111 HP / 151 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (18 damage)
[0:11] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is grossed the f[BLEEP]k out ><
[0:12] [101 HP / 54 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[0:13] [111 HP / 140 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert hooks up Chiba with a clingy internet camwhore who will suck his bank account dry (-11 MP)
[0:13] [98 HP / 62 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[0:13] * Chiba_M takes what he needs and dumps her like a cheap habit
[0:14] [98 HP / 36 MP] Chiba_M Shows Lyrica that Lonelygirl15 was faked just like the moon landing (-26 MP)
[0:14] [100 HP / 155 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (11 damage)
[0:15] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Dammit YOU LIE
[0:15] [100 HP / 131 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert strangles Chiba in a fit of rage (-24 MP)
[0:15] [78 HP / 42 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (20 damage)
[0:16] <Chiba_M> GRAAACK GRAAAAKT
[0:18] [78 HP / 41 MP] Chiba_M shoves Lyrica into a tanning booth (-1 MP)
[0:18] [59 HP / 163 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage)
[0:18] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert screams out in agony as her carefully crafted paleness is burnt away and she looks normal ><
[0:18] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ And in a stunning turn of events, Chiba's risky gambit seems to have paid off!
[0:19] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Can he finish her in two moves!?
[0:20] [78 HP / 21 MP] Chiba_M shows Lyrica how he uploaded pictures of her looking "normal" to rec.alt.gothic.starlets (-20 MP)
[0:21] [19 HP / 164 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[0:21] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 's eyes go wide, she can;t believe it, no... her reputation!
[0:21] [78 HP / 4 MP] Chiba_M In the ultimate humiliation, signs her up for prep school outside of Tokyo (-17 MP)
[0:22] [-5 HP / 176 MP] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage)
[0:22] The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[0:22] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert screams out, OH GOD NO! SHE'S GOING TO BECOME A NORM?! ><
[0:22] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [nightwalker@philosophia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (Just dry up and die.)
[0:23] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ Oh my god!
[0:23] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ In a stunning turnaround, not only has Chiba Mamoru won the match, but he's kicked Lyrica Hübert right out of Juuban for good!
[0:23] * Chiba_M toothglints
[0:29] <[