#1698: “CSI Tokyo: What Really Happened, Part I”

[03:19] *** Sun Aug 12 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[03:19] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[03:19] * IrnChef_Jovian shines a bright spotlight into Setsuna-san's eyes
[03:20] * setsy_meiou squints and shuffles in her chair, hair frazzled, dark rings under her eyes, looking tired and weak
[03:21] * [gTV]C'est_la_V paces around the basement / interrogation room
[03:21] * [gTV]C'est_la_V spins on her heel and points at Setsuna-san
[03:21] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Why did you attack Chibiusa-chan!
[03:21] <setsy_meiou> I needed the power of her Ginzuishou!
[03:21] <setsy_meiou> I needed her to help me!
[03:22] <flame_SNIPER> Help you do what?
[03:22] * setsy_meiou starts to cry
[03:22] <setsy_meiou> 134340
[03:22] <flame_SNIPER> Huh?
[03:22] <setsy_meiou> That's all I am now... a damn number.
[03:22] <setsy_meiou> 1 3 4 3 4 0
[03:22] <setsy_meiou> Sailor Digit.
[03:23] <setsy_meiou> "Pluto" is no more.
[03:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> Okay hold up.
[03:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> Hold up.
[03:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> Our powers come from our planets.
[03:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> Pluto the planet isn't gone.
[03:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> Who CARES what the hell someone calls it?
[03:23] * setsy_meiou tips back in her chair, laughing
[03:23] <setsy_meiou> AHAHAHAHA
[03:23] <setsy_meiou> HAHAHAHAHHAHA
[03:24] <setsy_meiou> You don't know *anything* do you?
[03:24] <setsy_meiou> About where our powers _really_ come from. Why the Ginzuishou is so important.
[03:24] * IrnChef_Jovian blinks.
[03:24] * setsy_meiou leans forward, red eyes glinting in the harsh spotlight
[03:24] <setsy_meiou> Shall I tell you?
[03:25] <flame_SNIPER> This should be rich.
[03:25] <setsy_meiou> Laugh not so lightly, Mars, Goddess of War.
[03:26] <flame_SNIPER> ...huh?
[03:26] <setsy_meiou> Venus, goddess of Love. Jupiter, Goddess of Thunder
[03:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> What;s your point.
[03:26] <setsy_meiou> We're not just NAMED after the gods. We have their POWERS. We *represent* them, draw from their wellspring. In your past lives, you were their living avatars. And for good reason.
[03:27] * [gTV]C'est_la_V turns away a bit, she doesn't like thinking about the past life.
[03:27] <setsy_meiou> What is one thing that a god craves above all else?
[03:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> I dunno, you tell me.
[03:28] <setsy_meiou> Love. Fealty. Worship. Above all else, recognition.
[03:28] <flame_SNIPER> So what, this is about you wanting to be recognized?
[03:28] <setsy_meiou> NO!
[03:28] <setsy_meiou> Listen to me.
[03:29] <setsy_meiou> In the age of gods, Venus, Mars. Jupiter, all the gods of the Greco-Roman Pantheon were revered, worshipped, even sacrificed to.
[03:30] <setsy_meiou> The ... synchronization of the worshippers' common thoughts and beliefs created incredible harmonized power.
[03:30] <flame_SNIPER> .. sort of like when we wish on the Ginzuishou to power up Sailor Moon..
[03:30] * setsy_meiou nods quickly
[03:30] <setsy_meiou> You're understanding.
[03:31] <setsy_meiou> That belief... that certainty... gave us-- all of us... incredible strength!
[03:31] <setsy_meiou> As we are today, we are but shadows of our former selves when it comes to power.
[03:31] <setsy_meiou> Only in rare instances, under extreme stress, do we even begin to realize our true potential.
[03:32] * [gTV]C'est_la_V flexes her hand, remembering the times she's turned into Goddess Venus.
[03:32] <setsy_meiou> But we can never keep it up for very long.
[03:32] <setsy_meiou> Because the wells are runing dry.
[03:32] <setsy_meiou> The fall of the Roman Empire was the last time energy was properly "put into the system" so to speak.
[03:33] <setsy_meiou> Without the widescale veneration of the planets, the wellsprings of power open to us were less. The planets were the recievers of the worshippers' energy, as we, as beings synchronized with those planets via our sailor crystals, were attuned annd could draw on it.
[03:34] <setsy_meiou> Of course other cultures and religions still worship the planets, so some power flows in, but it's not the same.
[03:35] <setsy_meiou> Even calculating your horoscope with a belief in the planets affecting your destiny puts energy in, because you believe they can do something; that they have an existence, an influence.
[03:35] * flame_SNIPER tries to take this all in.
[03:35] <flame_SNIPER> So...
[03:35] <setsy_meiou> So.
[03:35] <setsy_meiou> Schoolchildren were taught the names of the 9 planets early on.
[03:36] <setsy_meiou> Each time they recited or thought about them, some trace energy was put in.
[03:36] <setsy_meiou> They had a positive respect and acknowledgment of the planets.
[03:37] <setsy_meiou> Why do you think blasphemy is the worst offence one can commit against a god?
[03:37] <setsy_meiou> Surely a god would be strong enough to not care what you think?
[03:37] <setsy_meiou> But if positive or at least neutral mental power augments and feeds the energy of a divine wellspring
[03:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> Then negative stuff sort of breaks the flow?
[03:38] <setsy_meiou> "Pluto", once demoted, became a joke.
[03:38] <setsy_meiou> 134340 was relegated to footnote status.
[03:39] <setsy_meiou> In years to come children won't be taught to class it in the major pantheon of planets.
[03:39] <setsy_meiou> It will be classed like any other transneptunian object.
[03:39] <setsy_meiou> It's not just the NAME CHANGE that's hurt me.
[03:39] <setsy_meiou> I'm from the Future.
[03:40] <setsy_meiou> My wellspring draws from a point in the future and I'm already past the point of time when Pluto was respected.
[03:40] <flame_SNIPER> So your power's decreasing?
[03:41] <setsy_meiou> Yes. Bleeding away with each time some editor types in 134340 Pluto insrtread of just Pluto.
[03:41] <setsy_meiou> Bleeding away every time children stop reciting plenetary names at "Neptune".
[03:41] <setsy_meiou> I'm weakening, atrophying to the point of...
[03:42] <setsy_meiou> becoming lost and forgotten.
[03:42] <flame_SNIPER> You didn't have to hurt Chibiusa-chan!
[03:42] <setsy_meiou> I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT BACK
[03:42] <setsy_meiou> I went to her. Wenrt to her and begged.
[03:42] <setsy_meiou> I went to Small Lady and begged her to use the power of the Ginzuishou to "power me up"
[03:43] <setsy_meiou> How many times have we, the Sailor Senshi, lent her and her mother our powers, made them stronger?
[03:43] <setsy_meiou> We elevated Usagi to Eternal Sailor Moon, and finally the Neo-Queen!
[03:43] <setsy_meiou> WAS IT SO MUCH TO ask for a LITTLE BACK?
[03:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan said no?
[03:44] <setsy_meiou> Her Boyfriend, that despicable horse Elios was in the room, about to "go for a ride." Small Lady gave me the finger and stuck out her tongue
[03:44] <setsy_meiou> That ungrateful child!
[03:44] <setsy_meiou> I was... I was desperate.
[03:45] <setsy_meiou> I felt as though my life was going to end then and there
[03:45] <setsy_meiou> it wasn't rational
[03:45] <setsy_meiou> I wasn't thinking straight
[03:45] <setsy_meiou> I just felt like I was being flushed down the toilet
[03:45] <setsy_meiou> thrown away
[03:45] <setsy_meiou> So I left, and waited for Elios to leave
[03:46] <setsy_meiou> And then I stormed in and extracted the crystal from her
[03:46] <setsy_meiou> thankfully it didnt turn out like the last time
[03:46] <IrnChef_Jovian> ... The last time?
[03:46] <flame_SNIPER> What last time.
[03:47] * setsy_meiou holds the back of her head.
[03:47] <setsy_meiou> ow...
[03:47] <setsy_meiou> My partner betrayed me.
[03:47] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Partner?
[03:47] <setsy_meiou> The one who killed that poor girl.
[03:47] <setsy_meiou> That Serena.
[03:48] <flame_SNIPER> So you WERE there!
[03:48] <setsy_meiou> Yes...
[03:48] <setsy_meiou> and so was Chiba Mamoru.
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[03:48] *** Sun Aug 12 2007 - LOGGING END ***

#1697: “CSI Tokyo: Mother's Day”

[21:49] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[21:49] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[21:52] <setsy_meiou> ... Back then... in the future... I didn't know he was my brother* ...
[21:53] <*> see Suburban Senshi Season 1
[21:54] <setsy_meiou> ... that i was his clone made female and given senshi powers because no one outside the royal family could be trusted....
[21:54] <setsy_meiou> ... i just thought the king was SO HOT ...
[21:55] <Mizunomics01> Well it is a truism that first and second degree relatives, if unaware of their common origins, are greatly attracted to each other due to latent similarities
[21:55] <flame_SNIPER> Ewww
[21:55] <setsy_meiou> ... i wanted him... more than anything...
[21:55] <setsy_meiou> ... but he NEVER noticed me ...
[21:56] <setsy_meiou> ... so one night... when it was pitch-black... i did my hair up in odangos....
[21:56] <setsy_meiou> ... swallowed the helium so i would sound like the queen ..
[21:57] <setsy_meiou> ... and i rode the imperial stallion until dawn ..
[21:57] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: vomit
[21:57] <flame_SNIPER> <_<
[21:57] <flame_SNIPER> >_>
[21:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Rei-chan?
[21:57] * flame_SNIPER is away: NOTHING
[21:58] <Mizunomics01> And then you found out you were pregnant?
[21:58] <setsy_meiou> ... yes ...
[21:59] <setsy_meiou> ... i didn't want scandal to follow my lovely king, so one night, when she was alone, I sedated the queen and surgically transferred the foetus to her body using equipment stolen from the medical wing of the palace.
[21:59] <Mizunomics01> .
[21:59] <Mizunomics01> So THAT'S where the Molecular Surrogation Device went.
[22:00] <setsy_meiou> ...the Queen thought herself pregnant by her husband's own hand, and all was well...
[22:00] <setsy_meiou> ... Chibiusa-chan was born months after ...
[22:01] * [gTV]C'est_la_V SNAPS her fingers
[22:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> That explains it!
[22:01] <Mizunomics01> Explains what?
[22:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Why Chibiusa-chan has red eyes and pink hair when neither of her parents do!
[22:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The Red Eyes are Setsuna-san's!
[22:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> And the Pink hair is because of inbreeding!
[22:02] <Mizunomics01> ... astounding.
[22:02] <Mizunomics01> It also explains why Chibiusa is so facile with the time Key.
[22:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> but if she's your daughter... why did you try to kill her?!
[22:05] <setsy_meiou> ... I ... can't remember...
[22:05] <setsy_meiou> .. I wanted...
[22:06] * setsy_meiou struggles, feling the back of her head, amusingly still ass up with her head in the bowl of peanuts.
[22:06] <setsy_meiou> ... I wanted ...
[22:06] <setsy_meiou> ... I wanted her to give me my life back.
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[22:06] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING END ***

#1696: “CSI Tokyo - Too many Sekretz”

[21:25] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[21:25] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[21:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I can't believe _SETSUNA-SAN_ was the mother.
[21:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> How could she be the mother when we all _saw_ Usagi-chan give birth?
[21:27] <flame_SNIPER> Well she did have a strong thing for Endymion-dono.
[21:27] <Mizunomics01> As did you, Rei-chan. :)
[21:28] <flame_SNIPER> ... That was a long time ago, before I realised what kind of man he was ><
[21:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> Well, I dunno about Chibiusa... but how the mighty have fallen...
[21:29] * IrnChef_Jovian and the others are standing in the middle of a taped-off crime scene in a Hooter's Bar, staring at the prone body of Meioh Setsuna, her butt thrusted up into the air, her head face down in a dish of salted peanuts. In her hand lies the Ginzuishou, her fingers tightened around it.
[21:30] <Mizunomics01> Scans indicate that Ginzuishou conforms to Chibiusa-chan's biowaves.
[21:30] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So she was the one who assaulted Chibiusa-chan?
[21:31] <Mizunomics01> her DNA completely matches that of the scene with Serena Tsukino.
[21:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...
[21:32] <Mizunomics01> I did not know she and Chibiusa had alleles in common; hence my prior misidentification of the prior DNA samples as a corrupted match for Chibiusa.
[21:33] <flame_SNIPER> So why is she passed out, is she drunk or something?
[21:33] * Mizunomics01 points to a "dent" in the back of her head.
[21:33] <Mizunomics01> She was hit by something, small compact, forceful.
[21:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Gold.
[21:34] <flame_SNIPER> Huh?
[21:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'm feeling a bit of gold... there. *points to the wound*
[21:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Same kind as the one from the Serena Scene.
[21:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> Wait but she was HIT by it?
[21:37] * Mizunomics01 takes some readings. "There was a temporal flux around Elios' cell, but I read no such energies from Setsuna-san.
[21:38] <flame_SNIPER> So.. . she was attacked by the same person who attacked Serena?
[21:38] <Mizunomics01> She was at both scenes.
[21:39] <Mizunomics01> But not the Lyrica Hübert Scene. That one is anomalous
[21:39] * setsy_meiou groans
[21:39] <flame_SNIPER> She's waking up..
[21:40] * IrnChef_Jovian takes the Ginzuishou from Setsuna-san's hand just in case
[21:40] <setsy_meiou> what.... what happened...
[21:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> YOU tell us.
[21:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> Why did you attack Chibiusa-chan and Serena Tsukino-san!
[21:41] <setsy_meiou> Can't... remember...
[21:41] <Mizunomics01> It's possible the hit to the head has disrupted her memory centers.
[21:42] <flame_SNIPER> Well that's just GREAT.
[21:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> <_<
[21:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> >_>
[21:46] <IrnChef_Jovian> What are you thinking, Minako-chan?
[21:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Like they say, it's best to strike while the iron is shot!
[21:46] <Mizunomics01> "hot"
[21:47] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ne... ne Setsuna-san... tell me... how is it that you're Chibiusa-chan's mother?
[21:47] <flame_SNIPER> O_o
[21:48] <setsy_meiou> ...ngggh... it was in the future....
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#1695: “CSI Tokyo: Voodoo Child II”

[23:26] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[23:26] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[23:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Nobody's seen Usagi-chan in years... she left Crystal Tokyo with Mamoru-chan and then just
[23:39] * [gTV]C'est_la_V makes a"poof" noise
[23:39] <flame_SNIPER> I was kinda glad she just decided to spend time with Mamoru-san... the stress of power had really gotten to her.
[23:40] <Mizunomics01> The way she handled Nemesis was... counterproductive.
[23:40] <Mizunomics01> I would have gone a different route.
[23:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's so weird...
[23:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> We spent 150 years or so in Crystal Tokyo... but it's.. fuzzy to me.
[23:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> It doesn't feel like I've been gone that long.
[23:41] <Mizunomics01> Time dilation.
[23:41] <Mizunomics01> It was out of joint.
[23:42] <Mizunomics01> Who knows how long we were actually there. Our brains have probably adapted to the phase variant differentials of the tachyonic subquantum confuigurations and realigned our memetic structures.
[23:43] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So we're forgetting a lot of what happened?
[23:43] <Mizunomics01> ... yes.
[23:43] <flame_SNIPER> HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT
[23:43] * [gTV]C'est_la_V guessed! :D
[23:44] <flame_SNIPER> D:
[00:19] <Mizunomics01> I wonder if we could get an exemplar of her DNA anywhere.
[00:21] <GERMATOID> <_<
[00:21] <GERMATOID> >_>
[00:22] * GERMATOID RAISES HIS HAND
[00:22] <Mizunomics01> you have one?
[00:22] <GERMATOID> REMEMBER BACK WHEN I MADE "SAILOR MOON DARK?"^*
[00:32] <*> See that Sailor Moon S Audio Drama
[00:33] <Mizunomics01> That Sailor Moon clone...
[00:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> We kicked it ass before it had finished speaking <_<
[00:33] <GERMATOID> THAT'S SO NOT THE POINT
[00:34] <GERMATOID> I STILL HAVE THE BASE DNA I COLLECTED FROM ONE OF USAGI'S TRIPS TO MY OLD HOUSE
[00:35] * GERMATOID is away: GETTING THE SAMPLE
[00:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> D: does he have our DNA too?
[00:40] <flame_SNIPER> What does he do with it
[00:41] <Mizunomics01> I am sure we do not want to know.
[00:41] * GERMATOID is back
[00:41] * GERMATOID HANDS AMI-KUN THE SAMPLE
[00:41] * Mizunomics01 checks
[00:41] <Mizunomics01> .....
[00:42] <Mizunomics01> Hakase, are you CERTAIN this is a sample from Tsukino Usagi?
[00:42] <GERMATOID> ¬_¬
[00:42] <GERMATOID> LISTEN KID, YOU MAY BE A GENIUS WITH AN IQ OF 300 BUT I'VE BEEN DOING GENETIC SCIENCE SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
[00:42] <GERMATOID> THAT IS HER DNA
[00:42] <Mizunomics01> But...
[00:43] * Mizunomics01 shakes her head as if rying to clear out a fog.
[00:43] <Mizunomics01> The Alleles...
[00:43] <flame_SNIPER> What's wrong, Ami-chan?
[00:43] <Mizunomics01> They dont' match?
[00:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> What!?
[00:44] <Mizunomics01> 23 of the chromosomes are NOT Usagi-chan's.
[00:44] <Mizunomics01> Chibiusa's mother.. is someone else.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> No way no way no way.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> We SAW her born.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> All of it.
[00:44] <flame_SNIPER> YOU were the attending physician!
[00:44] <Mizunomics01> Well yes!
[00:45] <Mizunomics01> But I never did a genetic scan, Usagi didn't want pre-screening for defects.
[00:45] <GERMATOID> THE WHOLE SPORE WAS A DEFECT IMO
[00:45] <Mizunomics01> The Father.. is Mamoru-san.
[00:46] <Mizunomics01> And the mother... who seems to have an inordinate amount of alleles in common with the father, is--
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#1694: “CSI Tokyo: Voodoo Child I / OMG TOEI WFUX?!”

[23:14] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[23:14] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi




[23:15] <Mizunomics01> Bad news, everyone. I've compared the impression of the missing part of Elios' horn and the golden piece of material that we found doesn't even come close to a match.
[23:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Besides, the "Golden Crystal" isn't really made of gold like that thing was.
[23:15] <flame_SNIPER> Man, he's guilty, I can smell it
[23:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You're smelling what comes from [BLEEP]
[23:16] <flame_SNIPER> ¬_¬
[23:16] <Mizunomics01> Elios is a pervert, but it doesn't make sense that he'd do something so horrific to Serena, or to Chibiusa, whom he ostensibly "loves".
[23:17] <IrnChef_Jovian> Does he even know what love means.
[23:17] <flame_SNIPER> I say we get Jedite in there to interrogate him properly.
[23:17] <IrnChef_Jovian> I thought you had no use for him?
[23:18] <flame_SNIPER> Sometimes you need one sick, sadistic ba[BLEEP]rd to deal with another.
[23:18] <Mizunomics01> Forcing a confession is useless.
[23:18] <Mizunomics01> Let's go examine him again.
[23:18] <Mizunomics01> Perhaps there's something we overlooked.
[23:18] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:18] <@spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[23:19] <=^catablanca^=> GUYS WE HAVE A big PROBLEM
[23:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> what is it, Artemis??
[23:19] <=^catablanca^=> I was just in the basement~
[23:19] <=^catablanca^=> Elios is
[23:19] <flame_SNIPER> Did he get away?
[23:20] <=^catablanca^=> No, but he's slumped down in the corner, bleeding from the head, the golden crystal ripped right out of him!
[23:20] <flame_SNIPER> ... the HELL?
[23:20] <flame_SNIPER> I was in the house all night and sensed nothing!
[23:20] * Mizunomics01 goes down to check on him
[23:21] * flame_SNIPER goes to check too
[23:21] <Mizunomics01> DNA Scan indicates a lot more partial matches to Chibiusa-chan.
[23:21] <flame_SNIPER> But she's still passed out in the other room! We just checked on her!
[23:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Masaka... maybe Black Lady... from the future?
[23:22] <Mizunomics01> I *am* picking up slight temporal fluxes in the area.
[23:22] <Mizunomics01> But...
[23:22] * Mizunomics01 looks at the DNA closer.
[23:23] <Mizunomics01> I don't understand.
[23:23] <Mizunomics01> Why is Chibiusa-chan's DNA showing up?
[23:23] <GERMATOID> AMI-KUN
[23:24] <GERMATOID> ARE YOU SURE THAT'S CHIBIUSA-CHAN'S DNA
[23:24] <Mizunomics01> what do you mean?
[23:24] <Mizunomics01> We are only getting partial fragments and she's the closest match
[23:25] <GERMATOID> WHAT ABOUT HER RELATIVES?
[23:25] <GERMATOID> THEY WOULD HAVE ALLELES IN COMMON
[23:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Relatives...
[23:25] <Mizunomics01> But these are XX chromomes.
[23:25] <Mizunomics01> That means...
[23:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Usagi-chan!?!
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#1693: “CSI Tokyo: Horsing Around”

[22:50] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[22:50] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:51] * IrnChef_Jovian snaps her keitai shut
[22:51] <IrnChef_Jovian> I just got a tip from one of my old Sempais that Elios is currently in bar downtown.
[22:51] <flame_SNIPER> One of---
[22:51] <flame_SNIPER> Wasn't there just one?
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> <_<
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> >_>
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> Yeah
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> I umm
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> just misspoke there
[22:52] <flame_SNIPER> no wonder everyone she saw looked like one
[22:53] * [gTV]C'est_la_V continues watching the realtime feed from the streetcams all over tokyo as she processes chibiusa-chan's room
[22:53] <flame_SNIPER> Anyway, I know this joint, it's in Roppongi
[22:53] <flame_SNIPER> Gaijin go there for a good time
[22:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...I wonder if Serena would have been one of them
[22:54] <flame_SNIPER> We'll know soon enough
[22:54] * flame_SNIPER and Mako-chan get to the bar
[22:54] *** Elios is slumped down at the far end of the bar, his face in a bowl of peanuts
[22:55] * IrnChef_Jovian grabs Elios one handed and slings him over her shoulder as the other bar-goers shrink back in silence, too afraid to catcall her
[22:56] * IrnChef_Jovian SLAMS Elios into the makeshift interrogation room in Aino House (the basement)
[22:56] * IrnChef_Jovian shines a spotlight into his face
[22:56] <Reverend_H> Hey man, don't blind me yo... Is that you MAko
[22:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> Shut up Elios.
[22:57] <Reverend_H> ♡ I love it when you talk rough baby ♡
[22:57] <flame_SNIPER> Elios, do you know why you're here?
[22:57] <Reverend_H> Let's see, yo
[22:57] <Reverend_H> you drag my drunk ass out of a bar
[22:58] <Reverend_H> handcuff me to a steel chair
[22:58] <Reverend_H> clearly y'alls wants a menage a tori amos
[22:58] * flame_SNIPER B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Elios
[22:58] <flame_SNIPER> YOU Shut up you PERVERT!
[22:58] <Reverend_H> ♡ OOH, I like it like that, baby! ♡
[22:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> somehow I don't think Rei-chan's "bad cop" routine is going to work out the way she thinks
[22:59] <flame_SNIPER> We found Chibiusa-chan wrapped in that cocooon of your... of your...
[22:59] <Reverend_H> my gift to the wombs of humanity, yo
[22:59] * flame_SNIPER BELTS Elios
[22:59] * Reverend_H licks his lips
[23:00] <Reverend_H> ♡ so you like it rough, eh? ♡
[23:00] <flame_SNIPER> Her Ginzuishou was RIPPED out of her body!
[23:00] <flame_SNIPER> What have you done with it!
[23:00] * Reverend_H suddenly looks serious, yo
[23:00] <Reverend_H> Somebody put the hurt on mah little screamer, yo?
[23:01] <Reverend_H> Where is da f[BLEEP]ker, I 'll kick his ass!
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm looking at him.
[23:01] <Reverend_H> ... Bulls[BLEEP]t yo
[23:01] <Reverend_H> BULL. S[BLEEP]T.
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> You were the last one with her. '
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> We know you like the ladies.
[23:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> you were hanging at a bar filled with Gaijin, and the Barkeeper says you were there the same night Serena was.
[23:02] * IrnChef_Jovian looks at Elios' horn
[23:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> and whaddya know... the tip of you GOLDEN Horn has a pretty big chip in it.
[23:03] <Reverend_H> Man it got that way because I got too fresh with the statute of liberty yo
[23:03] <Reverend_H> the one in that park
[23:03] <flame_SNIPER> ♡ Don't lie to us, Horseboy. ♡
[23:04] <flame_SNIPER> You killed Serena because she wouldn't give you what you wanted, then you decided to mindf[BLEEP]k Lyrica Hübert... literally.
[23:04] <flame_SNIPER> She couldn't take it, and KILLED herself.
[23:04] <Reverend_H> You are SO f[BLEEP]king reaching, yo.
[23:05] <Reverend_H> There's any NUMBER of guys who though Serena was a hottie
[23:05] <Reverend_H> I don't even LIKE Hübert yo, she was always dissin' me
[23:05] <flame_SNIPER> Another good reason to murder someone.
[23:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan found Chibiusa-chan's DNA on you.
[23:05] <Reverend_H> WELL DUH.
[23:06] <Reverend_H> She was riding the horse with the force!
[23:06] <Reverend_H> ♡ wanna try it, juggsy Mcboobalot? ♡
[23:06] * IrnChef_Jovian kicks Elios' chair and knocks him to the ground
[23:06] <flame_SNIPER> HEY I'm bad cop!
[23:06] <IrnChef_Jovian> - not anymore -
[23:07] <Reverend_H> ♡ both you honies can be bad cops yo ♡
[23:07] <flame_SNIPER> Where were you on the night of Serena's murder?
[23:07] <Reverend_H> Beating my Bonzi Buddy yo.
[23:07] <flame_SNIPER> Bonzi what
[23:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's this internet monkey thing
[23:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...monkey
[23:07] <Reverend_H> :D
[23:08] <Reverend_H> ;D
[23:08] <IrnChef_Jovian> oh GROSS
[23:08] <flame_SNIPER> ...God
[23:08] <flame_SNIPER> Elios, we're going to get you for this
[23:08] <Reverend_H> YO YO YO why don't you ask me where I was when Hübert wrote her damn name in the book?
[23:09] <flame_SNIPER> Because it doesn't matter, you can get into people's heads from anywhere!
[23:09] * Reverend_H smirks, his crystal flashing a bit
[23:09] * flame_SNIPER feels Elios trying to grope her mind
[23:09] * flame_SNIPER DECKS him, knocking him out cold.
[23:10] <Reverend_H> x_X
[23:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm liking him for these crimes. A lot.
[23:10] <flame_SNIPER> Me too.
[23:10] <flame_SNIPER> Let's lock him up for now.
[23:11] <IrnChef_Jovian> We still dunno why he did it though.
[23:11] * Mizunomics01 walks in, observing the scene.
[23:11] <Mizunomics01> But did he do it?
[23:11] *** Disconnected
[23:11] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING END ***