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Knight Rider, September 24th
August 11th 2008
Ten'ou Haruka

The Third Dimension of the Past
June 21st 2008
Kaioh Michiru

They are made of meat!
June 21st 2008
Tomoe Hotaru

stopid parunts
June 21st 2008
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO MY COMPUTER CRASHED
July 17th 2008
Souichi Tomoe

These commercials are so funny!!
June 21st 2008
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
April 6th 2008
Artemis

Moving Away
August 16th 2008
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
June 3rd 2008
Jedite

my first youtube post
August 13th 2008
hino rei.bot

It makes me so hot...
September 2nd 2008
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
August 24th 2008
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
June 28th 2008
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
June 6th 2008
Rev. H. Elios




         
#1713: “Schroedinger's Litterbox”


 Fri Aug 31 15:57 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

Man remind me neevr to cross Neko-chan
...
What has Sempai done now?
Man I thought she was kidding when she said she was reading an internet text file on "How to build a CRT-powered electrified pet prison"




Oh good god.

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#1712: “LolCatablanca Memories”


 Fri Aug 31 10:08 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

Oh YEAH well you may be that way NOW but if you keep it up I'll tell everyone about how you used to be when you were 14! You know, stuffing with the tissue paper~
AHAHAHAHAHAH
MOH! Artemis, you're passing me off!!
"pissing"
THAT TOO!
Hoo boy, the stories I could tell about you, way back before the days of Ms. Ginga Executive~
K[BLEEP]otare...
You know, Artemis...
How long has it been... 1991 to today... sixteen years...
I've known you for SIXTEEN years....
Yup
And today is the day you drew the straw that humped the camel's backside!!
... I don't even know where to start with that one, Mina.
Don't "Mina" me!
geez is another war about to begin between you two?
No.
Artemis.
From today, I'm replacing you.
You... you what?! O_O
Hai.
Say hello to your new replacement-cat.




....
That-- that's--- What the HELL is that?!
It's *way* more polite and vibrant than you
T______________T
You're JOKING, right?! that thing is a freaky offense against man and nature!
Please don't replace me with it...
*hugs Artemis* I'm just joking with you! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
LOL
You know what they say, "turnabout is fun when you're rolling in the hay~!!"
You're getting worsde with time, you know that, right.
Urusai.
Man there's a lot more names out there of Wrestlers connected to steroids.
he NY Daily News named Randy Orton, Charles Haas, Adam "Edge" Copeland, Robert "Booker" Huffman, Shane Helms, Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci, Anthony "Santino Marella" Carelli, John "Morrison" Hennigan, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Kennedy" Anderson and Chavo Guerrero.
ESPN revealed: Shoichi Funaki, Dave "Batista" Bautista, Chris "Masters" Mordetsky
The New York Daily News updated its article adding Eddie "Umaga" Fatu.
Oh DAMN.
Why would UMAGA needs 'roids? He's roly-poly!
You know, I only watched wrestling because you and X-chan and Artemis watched it all the time.
But I'm starting to get sick of it.
Man you can't tell me you didn't think there were people on the Juice way back when.
That never stopped you from enjoying it before.
you were perfectly f[BLEEP]king willing to enjoy the chairshots to the head and the nWo antics and the Flying headbutts and the cage matches and whatever.
But just because Benoit did what he did, now all those people are tarred with brushes? They've become monsters too?
F[BLEEP]k that s[BLEEP]t.
they're dumbasses for wrecking themselves like that, but COME ON.
I just don't know anymore.
I mean I guess
Before it was their choice, to push themselves like that
But now that we've seen what can happen to other people as a result... suddenly that choice looks worse than it did before.
I dunno.
"Nine of the suspensions are the Superstar's first offense while one is the second offense for the Superstar. First offenses carry 30 days while second offenses carry a suspension of 60 days."
That's a slap on the wrist.
anyway I have something to cheer us all up
These guys Remade a lot of classic arcade games with modern effects and they are free to download
Heh, remember when you used to train at Crown Arcade?
Now there's only one machine there and it's all karaoke, it sucks
Well it has been 16 years
hehe that's some people's lifetimes
LOL you're old, Neko
YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME, BAKAYARO
Heh, I don't get older, I get hotter
That's my line!!
I'm lonely

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that one machine isn't even there anymore...I was ther 2 weeks ago and theres nothing there except for...(i dread to say it)...
a McDonald's...

T_____T what has globalization done to the worllld?!!!!!!!!!!!

not-so-new-newbie • 08/31/07 07:21pm
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#1711: “Sleepless in Subsenshia”


 Fri Aug 31 05:58 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

I can't sleep
That stinks
So I'm going through my emails
and I got this email
WAI!!! WAI!!
Yo Neko-chan
What's up?
I just won a prize!!
Huh
For a while now I've been using Blingo.com as my homepage, and I won a prize!!
Man
No really!! I was searching for something (because they use google) and I won a $5 Amazon.com gift certificate!!
Good for you go away
I want to talk about my email now
What email
Neko this s[BLEEP]t is funny
check it out

SpeedRcrX pasted:
Hello!!!! My full name Olga! I live in Russia in famous town Yoshkar-Ola! It's about 800 miles from Moscow! Our town not small here lives about 7000 00 people! We have 4 cinema 6 theater and some museums!
...
* has flashbacks to the time he dated that russian cat who deceived him online
kekekeke
you mean "mishka" the one who dressed up like this:




but who actually looked like this:




OH GOD THE MEMORIES WHY DO YOU DRUDGE THEM UP
So amyway yeah she's in a town with 70000 people apparently
That's not small at all

SpeedRcrX pasted:
I like to live in this town but here I can't be happy. I tried to meet with some different man, russian man but it didn't have a success! They everybody wanted only one thing from me it's my body!
God I know that feeling~
Pthh you wish
Oh I dunno
Haruka, you're married.
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING THIS UP
I am HARMLESSLY FLIRTING
We'll see how "Harmless" it is when Kaioh's fist gets involved with your face.
You wouldn't tell her, would you?
Maaaaan

SpeedRcrX pasted:
I know that it's also not so easy that there many additional questions but I think foreign man are much better! I heard many good thing about them! Ofcause I know that every where there are as bad as good people but I think abroad there are more good people! One more reason while I don't want to live with russian man it's my father! He left us when I was very young he gound other woman and went to her!
"gound" other women?
*wonders what 'gounding' would feel like*
Well you see you have to get your hips just so--
no haruka
do not describe
LOL this isn't IRC anymore you have no power over me!
...
*cracks her knuckles*
... uhh
yeah so anyway

SpeedRcrX pasted:
My mother did everything for I get only all good from this life! And I'm sure that without my mother I couldn't became such girl like I'm now!
... You mean a lady who spams mailboxes across the planet looking for men?
hshshshshs
shiz gat spank
i lyk har

SpeedRcrX pasted:
I want to ask you about your city. How many people lives in it? How big your city? How look your city? How your city differs from others cities in your country? I want to know about it because maybe I shall decide to visit you soon, if we shall be find out each other better in the next letters.
Let's see
"Dear olga... My city is Tokyo. There are like 5 billion f[BLEEP]king people here. It looks like a glass desert filled with human ants. My city is better than all other cities in Japan because we dont' have f[BLEEP]king braindead Osakans who stab with you with meatcleavers in the night while trying to do hick Kansai comedy routines. "
I knew a girl in a Rival high school like that... I think she smoked seed.
"weed"
No... she was too dim for that, she had a bad of sesame seeds and lit them up with a match in break times
Kasuga something... was her name... we just called her "Osaka" because it was easier
Name kinda says it all, don't it
,....
MY PARENTS came from Kansai, jerks
That's nice, Mako

SpeedRcrX pasted:
Now I live in small one room flat with my mom! She work as seller in the big shop.
SHE PEDDLES IN HUMAN FLESSSSSSSSSSSSSH

SpeedRcrX pasted:
I received aducation of medic and now I'm work in hospital as district therapist! I have some district and people come to me with different problems and I send them to other doctors or give my conclusion about their problems!
Wow, with that diction I'm really filled with confidence...
Sailor Bubbles has an "aducation of medic" too
Don't make fun of Ami-chan

SpeedRcrX pasted:
I like my job because I alsways wanted to help people! It's all what I can for others! I know that abroad doctors get very big salary but here it's not so! My salary just $400 per month! Together with mother salary we have a good earnings for my city. For my country is norm.
NORRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM
so she's making good money in her country and she wants to come abroad where she'll be a penniless pauper... why?
There's benefits in being kept..
Tell me about it
GOD you guys are sucha disservice to women
HEY
HEY
If I can f[BLEEP]king get someone else to pay my f[BLEEP]king bills and give me great sex