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Knight Rider, September 24th
August 11th 2008
Ten'ou Haruka

The Third Dimension of the Past
June 21st 2008
Kaioh Michiru

Are you a literary Subversive? Ms. Palin probably...
September 8th 2008
Tomoe Hotaru

^o^
October 5th 2008
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO MY COMPUTER CRASHED
July 17th 2008
Souichi Tomoe

4 years, 3 hours, 47 minutes of love...
September 11th 2008
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
April 6th 2008
Artemis

What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a...
September 28th 2008
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
June 3rd 2008
Jedite

defeated turtles
October 5th 2008
hino rei.bot

It makes me so hot...
September 2nd 2008
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
August 24th 2008
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
June 28th 2008
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
June 6th 2008
Rev. H. Elios




         
#1776: “Last Supper of Boxing Day, Pokerfaced”


 Wed Jan 09 01:39 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[01:39] <flame_SNIPER> Put the robe on next time you come out of the shower, Haruka-san!!
[01:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Man what is the big deal with seeing me naked.
[01:40] <// J_Daito //> I've told you this before, Ten'ou. NO one wants to see you naked.
[01:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka is just lovely
[01:41] <// J_Daito //> She looks like a man with severe gynecomastia whose nethers had an unforunate encounter with a lawn trimmer.
[01:41] <@SpeedRcrX>
[01:44] <@SpeedRcrX> So I put some J-List affiliate s[BLEEP]t up on the site because well I wanted to
[01:44] <@SpeedRcrX> And I found the most *interesting* little item
[01:45] <@SpeedRcrX> A hentai Strip Poker game...
[01:45] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka
[01:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Man LISTEN
[01:45] <@SpeedRcrX> check this out




[01:52] <flame_SNIPER> ...
[01:52] <// J_Daito //> "Ushiko", "Yoko" and "Yumi" look strangely familiar.
[01:54] <// J_Daito //> And Ayanami Reiko... hahaha
[01:54] <Mizunomics01> ...
[01:54] <// J_Daito //> Ahh, Mizuno, something in your past you want to share?
[01:55] <Mizunomics01> I think some Mizunomics Gundams will be visiting JAST shortly.
[01:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Here's the game if anyone wants to buy it (18+ and over obviously)
[01:57] <Mdm_Maestro> ... And just who would want to buy that.
[01:57] <@SpeedRcrX>
[01:57] <@SpeedRcrX>
[01:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Not me, certainly!
[01:58] <Mdm_Maestro> That better be true.
[01:58] <@Dr. Xadium> Well I'm feeling pleased with myself!
[01:59] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL Neko drill your skull yet
[01:59] <@Dr. Xadium> You almost sound eager for that to happen
[01:59] <@Dr. Xadium> No.
[01:59] <@Dr. Xadium> I've finished the comics I was working on, and a very intensive photoshop hack.
[01:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Of Minako-chan, right :/
[02:00] <@Dr. Xadium> No, actually
[02:00] <Mdm_Maestro>
[02:01] <@Dr. Xadium> Entertainment Weekly featured an amazing Battlestar Galactica spread. But it was covered over with text, so I did my best to remove the article.




[02:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Tch, you boys and your "science fiction."
[02:02] <flame_SNIPER> Hey I like that show... -If they'd ever show new episodes-.
[02:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i went mai owen shoe
[02:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> kogal niteli
[02:17] <flame_SNIPER> Chibiusa-chan, that's not a good thing to be.
[02:19] <@SpeedRcrX> OMG LOL
[02:19] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm reading this article on Prowrestling.com
[02:20] <@SpeedRcrX> "The following are some very entertaining quotes from the always very entertaining Floyd Mayweather Sr., father to current pound for pound boxing king Floyd Mayweather Jr., and a former world champion boxer/trainer himself. These quotes deal with the rumors of his son flirting with the idea of entering into the MMA fighting world."

SpeedRcrX pasted:
"All of this he talking about right now, this martial arts s[BLEEP]t, I'm telling you, he about to get broke the f[BLEEP]k up right now. I'm telling you, he could forget all of that stuff being cute and how you supposed to hit somebody with a check hook. Man, them motherf[BLEEP]ker's going to take that check hook motherf[BLEEP]ker and squeeze your guts out. I'm just being real with you man." ... "Man, let me tell you something, they don't even need a referee for this s[BLEEP]t right here. They ain't going to need a referee because he's going to tap his own self out if he's able."
[02:21] <flame_SNIPER> He's talking that way about his own *son*?
[02:21] <@SpeedRcrX> YES! it's HILARIOUS
[02:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Check it out!

 SpeedRcrX is away: "He ain't got to worry about retiring. When they get through with his ass, he will be retired. He will be retired f[BLEEP]king with them motherf[BLEEP]kers."


 Wed Jan 09 02:23 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

That BSG spread looks oddly enough like a parody of "The Last Supper".

Solarchos [e-mail] • 01/10/08 10:15pm
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#1775: “Noodled”


 Mon Jan 07 14:01 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[14:02] <FireFly_9> So I sent back my iTouch today I'm sad I never got to even touch it.
[14:07] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Heh. Ignoring for the moment that that could be taken in such a wrong way out of context, that sucks.
[14:07] <FireFly_9> Ugh, Karasuma-san, I didn't need that joke made, thank you.
[14:07] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You're not the only one having a messed up day, Tomoe Hotaru.
[14:07] <FireFly_9> What happened?
[14:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Today Aya decides she's going to "try something different" when it comes to food, and so she goes back to the store and buys what, on first blush, looks to be a pack of instant noodles.
[14:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Like ramen.
[14:12] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> But they're not.
[14:12] <FireFly_9> What was it?




[14:21] <FireFly_9> ... Masala noodles?
[14:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I'm not a big fan of most Indian food to begin with.
[14:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Instant Indian Food...
[14:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> God I took about one bite and chucked it in the bin.
[14:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Then Aya started crying because I was "wasting food" and "being cruel to the poor starving people of the world who cant' afford instant Masala Noodles."
[14:22] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[14:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So I took all the other packets she bought, taped them up, and mailed them off to various third world nations.
[14:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> For some reason watching the food leave made her cry even more.
[14:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> * has a headache *
[14:24] <FireFly_9> Wow.
[14:24] <FireFly_9> And I thought Usagi-san was the only one overly emotional about food.
[14:24] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll tell you what's got me overly emotional!
[14:25] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma denying you access to the marital bed?
[14:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> DID NOT NEED THE IMAGE OF THEIR MARITAL BED KTHX
[14:25] <@SpeedRcrX> No




[14:26] <FireFly_9> The design of the car just doesn't grip me in the way the old Firebird did.
[14:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Well this is a muscle car designed to appeal to *today's* youth.
[14:31] <@Dr. Xadium> Gneh if I didn't have this damn headcold I'd be more happy, Torchwood season 2 starts January 16th on BBC2
[14:31] <FireFly_9> I'm surprised Minako-senpai hasn't managed to drill that hole in your skull to drain the fluid like she keeps promising to.
[14:32] <@Dr. Xadium> She has failed to because I am skilled at running away very, very quickly.
[14:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I saw the Boss give her cat Artemis a flu shot, the needle she used was so large it looked like she'd skewered a rat on a Stainless Steel Shiskabob.
[14:35] <@Dr. Xadium> Yeah he's still in rehab over that one.
[14:37] <@SpeedRcrX> So who's gonna watch Raw tonight
[14:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> That wrestling thing still going?
[14:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes
[14:38] <FireFly_9> I don't think I've watched any since that unfortunate incident with Jerry Lawler's tongue invading my throat.
[14:38] <FireFly_9> Is he still an announcer?
[14:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah.
[14:38] <FireFly_9> Geh. I shall pass.
[15:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So a show I'm thinking of getting into is "The Wire"
[15:18] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I've read about the picture it paints of Baltimore, USA as:

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
A city still standing because nothing has tried to knock it down; The northeast's New Orleans or Detroit. If a catastrophe reigned down on Baltimore, it would never come back. The bulk of the city would remain in ruin until the federal government bulldozed it or nature reclaimed it.
The social and economic structure of the United States cannot support cities like this any longer; The largest employers in Baltimore are Johns Hopkins University and Medical Center and the Social Security Administration, followed by a number of defense contractors and numerous other hospitals. This is not a thriving city, it is a city on life support. SSA could be anywhere, and the only reason the hospitals are still there is because people have been left behind by industries that have moved on.
[15:21] <FireFly_9> * quivers *
[15:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Huh
[15:22] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL You've triggered her "decay of society / the end times are nigh / all hail the coming of the Dark Eschaton" Sailor Saturn Glaive-Dropping Gene.
[15:23] <FireFly_9> * coughs *
[15:23] <FireFly_9> Nonsene.
[15:23] <FireFly_9> ^Nonsense
[15:23] <@SpeedRcrX> See she can't even type straight it's got her so hot.
[15:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ...Yeah.
[15:24] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well that's enough creepiness for today. I leave you with this great article on making great coffee.

 Karasuma_Akane has left suburbansenshi-chat

[15:26] <FireFly_9> ...Perhaps I too will watch "the Wire" and revel in the dark, seamy underbelly of the slouching beast, trailing entropy in its wake...
[15:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I wonder if Robot Chicken is on.
[23:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror i fund sumthang col




[00:00] <FireFly_9> How the HELL is that COOL?!
[00:00] <FireFly_9> O_O

 Tue Jan 08 00:00 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

Remind me never to click on anything Chibi-usa links to. *Shudders*

Lego3400 [e-mail] • 01/11/08 01:35pm
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#1774: “BestBuy Birthday Bummer”


 Sun Jan 06 23:52 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[23:52] <FireFly_9> This has been the most horrible birthday ever.
[23:52] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> How come, Hotaru-chan??
[23:53] <FireFly_9> Well, I have wanted an iPod Touch for a long time. So Papa ordered me a 16 GB version from Best Buy.
[23:53] <FireFly_9> It arrived today. They shipped me an 8 GB version.
[23:53] <[gTV]C'est_la_V>
[23:54] <FireFly_9> Now their website says they will exchange or take back an item in store which was purchased online.
[23:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Lemme guess. They didn't.
[23:54] <FireFly_9> No.
[23:55] <FireFly_9> AND... to add insult to injury, they won't reship me a 16 GB unit, just refund the money, so the original sale price will be lost unless I have papa order it for me again.
[23:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> who would want to do that after they screwed it up once before?
[23:55] <FireFly_9> Exactly
[23:55] <FireFly_9> I'm feeling very annoyed because there is an iPod Touch in a sealed box right here and I cannot touch it because I have to return it.
[23:55] <Reverend_H> Yo I gots a special gift for you, yo
[23:57] <FireFly_9>
[23:57] <FireFly_9> What, some part of your anatomy




[23:58] <FireFly_9> ... YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF ME DRESSING!?!
[23:58] <FireFly_9> And what the hell does that caption EVEN MEAN!?!
[23:58] <Reverend_H> That you are 27 smokin' years old, baby doll~
[23:58] <FireFly_9> I despise you.

 Sun Jan 06 23:58 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

Poor Hotaru. <3 That's why I never trust them to ship anything to me, I opt to order online but pick it up in the store, that way I can bitch at them in person if they screw it