Suburban Senshi: Nigete Dame Da, Dammit!

1893 1000 Horsepower of Odor Protection

Fri Jul 25 01:38 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)


	[01:39] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Mako-chan... those Old Spice commercials with the centaurs in them... make me have the bad thoughts again


	[01:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...


	[01:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit.. mi 2...


	[01:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> WHO THE HELL THINKS OF THESE THINGS?!


	[01:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> WHO THE HELL THINKS A CENTAUR HOCKIN' COLOGNE IS A GOOD IDEA?!


	[01:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs i bat shis satisfaed


	[01:42] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Oh god Mako-chan how can I ever compete with that...


	[01:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> OH MY GOD MOTOKI-CHAN YOU don't NEED TO COMPETE with a HORSE!!!


	[01:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tink u dew sar... i tink u dew


	[01:43] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

Crwn_FruT_Gamer has left suburbansenshi-chat (I can't stop looking at his fine coat! and thinking of what is under it!)


	[01:44] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...Sometimes I think Hotaru-chan is right when she claims modern society is doomed

Fri Jul 25 01:44 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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• 07/25/08 07:05am

1892 Time Traveling Franky

Thu Jul 24 07:35 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)


	[07:35] <SpeedRcrX> Oh god this new keyboard is awesome, I just can't stop typing on it


	[07:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> So that's why you haven't been chatting at all lately


	[07:36] <SpeedRcrX> Man I'm busy with s[BLEEP]t up here in the freezing hinterlands of Canada. Every time I have to cross the street I have to walk uphill in snow both ways.


	[07:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> rei.bot-dono, what's the current temperature in Canada?


	[07:37] <@spiritflame> 18°C / 64°F


	[07:37] <IrnChef_Jovian> ya that's freezing all right


	[07:38] <SpeedRcrX> SHUT UP IT IS SPECIAL CANADIAN SNOW HARDENED AGAINST THE ELEMENTS


	[07:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> Snow is one of the elements


	[07:38] <SpeedRcrX> HARDENED AGAINST THE OTHERS


	[07:38] <=^catablanca^=> Wanna blow your mind


	[07:38] <=^catablanca^=> because I'm gonna blow your mind


	[07:39] <SpeedRcrX> Are you hooked on Catnip again, Arty? Because if you are, you need to get off that s[BLEEP]t. It's damaging to you.


	[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> No.


	[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> But look at this


	[07:41] <SpeedRcrX> ... What the f[BLEEP]k? Is this one of X's hack jobs like that Ishtar / Venus thing?


	[07:42] <=^catablanca^=> No, it's a 2nd century Roman thing, though the press claims it looks more like Elvis

=^catablanca^= pasted:

The Roman Elvis is in fact a genuine marble acroterion - a kind of architectural ornament often found for decoration on the corners of a sarcophagus, a stone tomb or burial chamber.


	[07:43] <SpeedRcrX> Man f[BLEEP]k that, the busted nose is proof it's Franky more than Elvis


	[07:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> So does Franky look like Elvis, or does Elvis look like Franky?


	[07:44] <SpeedRcrX> Chicken or the Egg, Mako-chan. Chicken or the Egg.

Thu Jul 24 07:44 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

1891 Comic: Finally, the Answer

For those needing eye/mind bleach, I present Dark Kingdom booth babes: http://i36.tinypic.com/muapv5.jpg

Bogey • 07/21/08 12:33am

Poor Usagi....

She'd help World Hunger though if that were true

minaru • 07/20/08 10:45am

1890 1000 wailing Disco Germans... In Space

Sat Jul 19 13:11 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)


	[13:11] <SpeedRcrX> So I officially hate f[BLEEP]king Canada


	[13:12] <// J_Daito //> What happened to the land of milk and honey where your Yuri-tastic love would be so perfectly accepted


	[13:12] <SpeedRcrX> No that s[BLEEP]t is all well and perfect


	[13:12] <SpeedRcrX> but I had ordered one of the new badass Das Keyboard III things, and it came in today


	[13:13] <SpeedRcrX> The thing cost me 99 USD plus 29 shipping


	[13:13] <SpeedRcrX> I figured the 29 shipping was assrape enough but NO


	[13:13] <SpeedRcrX> The UPS guy comes to the door and charges me another FIFTY DOLLARS in import duties


	[13:14] <SpeedRcrX> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K


	[13:14] <// J_Daito //> ahahaha you fool


	[13:14] <// J_Daito //> Never Import anything. Ever


	[13:14] <// J_Daito //> Yuo got what you deserved


	[13:14] <SpeedRcrX> Man thank god I preordered this s[BLEEP]t, otherwise I would have been in the hole even MORE


	[13:14] <// J_Daito //> This keyboard better do all the typing for you


	[13:15] <SpeedRcrX> Man it's badass. not AS solid as the model M but it's damn close, it's easier on the finngers than the M but it has awesome feedback and stuff when you hit a key, it's worth it.


	[13:15] <SpeedRcrX> I just wish it was lit


	[13:15] <// J_Daito //> Anyway while you regret the loss ovf your fifty dollars


	[13:16] <// J_Daito //> I will share what those of us back in THE CIVILISED NATION OF JAPAN have been grooving to.


	[13:16] <SpeedRcrX> Grooving?


	[13:18] <// J_Daito //> Remember that accursed Picard Song that had everyone so horrible entrapped in dance grooves for days?


	[13:18] <SpeedRcrX> LOL yes I still have vivid mental images of 'Taru shaking her micro-booty


	[13:18] <// J_Daito //> You shouldn't really be having those mental images of your adopted child you know


	[13:19] <SpeedRcrX> Man that s[BLEEP]t was like a a live YTMND I can't help laughing my ass off about it


	[13:19] <// J_Daito //> Anyway, precision German Engineering has brought us the next wave in Trek-related Dance Insanity:


	[13:20] <// J_Daito //> Raumschiff Edelweiss.


	[13:20] <SpeedRcrX> Holy... dammit those grooves are infectious


	[13:20] <FireFly_9> Hah, for once I am immunized to the groove.


	[13:20] <// J_Daito //> How can this be


	[13:20] <// J_Daito //> Are you the Qwitzatz Haderach?


	[13:21] <FireFly_9> No


	[13:21] <FireFly_9> But I have a video of Equal... and Opposite power.


	[13:21] <// J_Daito //> ...And that has stopped the groove stone dead

Sat Jul 19 13:21 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

1889 It's in the Mail

Thu Jul 17 12:23 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)


	[12:23] <SpeedRcrX> DAMMIT MOTOKI WHY THE HELL IS YOUR E-MAIL COMING TO ME


	[12:23] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> huh

SpeedRcrX pasted:

Barnlove - Farm Secrets 07/17/08 for speedrcrx

Barnlove.com has the biggest picture and movie collection on the net of animal genitalias, animal mating and exotic animals showing off their strange and HUGE c[BLEEP]ks. So if you want to see just how HUGE an elephants c[BLEEP]k is or exactly how reptiles mate this site will show you in both pictures and movies..

You can upload and share your own home made movies of animal c[BLEEP]ks and p[BLEEP]ies as well, so if your great dane is packing a truly big tool or has a huge knot why not show it off ?


	[12:27] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> that's not mine man


	[12:27] <SpeedRcrX> COME ON MAN WE ALL KNOW YOUR SICK PREDILECTIONS


	[12:28] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> That's NOT MINE, MAN!


	[12:28] <SpeedRcrX> BULLS[BLEEP]T TURTLE-BOI


	[12:28] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW GODDAMMIT


	[12:28] <SpeedRcrX> A GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS TO COMPETE FOR ATTENTION WITH A LOLICON TURTLE


	[12:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sit harackra ma mels cam 2 u sory


	[12:29] <SpeedRcrX> ... what


	[12:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> SEE I TOLD YOU DAMMIT


	[12:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> elioz wuz in tit


	[12:29] <SpeedRcrX>


	[12:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> That majestic white stallion...


	[12:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dats mai boifrand BICH


	[12:30] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> NO BAD THOUGHTS MUST THINK OF KAMEKICHI


	[12:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...


	[12:30] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I MEAN MAKOTO! ARRGH

Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: ARRGH


	[12:30] <SpeedRcrX> I am just... so f[BLEEP]ked up right now


	[12:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> Why do I get myself into complex relationships

Thu Jul 17 12:31 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

1888 Progress is Painful

Thu Jul 17 00:36 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)


	[00:36] <SpeedRcrX> So how goes the whole "reorganizing the backlogs" project guys


	[00:36] <@Dr. Xadium> @_@


	[00:36] <@Dr. Xadium> brain broken, fingers want to fall off


	[00:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> They better not fall off


	[00:37] <@GERMATOID> WE JUST BROKE THE YEAR 2005 TONIGHT


	[00:38] <@GERMATOID> AND, AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR SOFTWARE DISCREPANCIES AND POSTS THAT WERE DELETED (STATUS NOTICES AND GALLERY UPDATES AND SUCH) WE'VE LOST 375 OF POST COUNT


	[00:39] <SpeedRcrX> 375


	[00:39] <SpeedRcrX> man


	[00:39] <SpeedRcrX> if I was a guy


	[00:39] <SpeedRcrX> and had a [BLEEP]


	[00:39] <SpeedRcrX> i'd be thinking that s[BLEEP]t was significantly smalelr


	[00:40] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa. Don't you think that fact that we haven't spent as much of our life behind the computer as we once thought is a good thing?


	[00:40] <SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k that I have my e.pride


	[00:40] <// J_Daito //> LOL e.Pride


	[00:40] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou's Rainbow coalition


	[00:40] <SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k off


	[00:41] <@Dr. Xadium> You know going through this I noticed that we let certain things like "Ask the Suburban Senshi" drop by the wayside


	[00:41] <// J_Daito //> That was your fault for letting Aino seduce you


	[00:41] <// J_Daito //> Shes' too lazy to handle it efficiently


	[00:41] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I am not!!


	[00:42] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I could hand;e it right now!!


	[00:42] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'll make Aya-chan handle it from now on!!