[12:42] <> ♦ It is the year 9000
[12:45] <> ♦ A sharp scraping sound heralds the appearance of a sleek silver monolith in the midst of a dilapitated landscape of crystal.
[12:46] <> ♦ Beyond the crystal the massive spires of Neo-Tokyo 19 rise, overshadowing this land that time and history has all but forgotten.
[12:47] <> ♦ A door opens in the monolith, and out steps a beautiful young woman who appears to be in her late teens, but the look in her deep brown eyes betrays a wisdom that should be far beyond her years.
[12:50] <> ♦ Her long blonde hair whipping in the breeze, she makes her way to a secluded nook in the ruins of a once-great crystal city, known only to a select few. Her eyes cannot adjust to the deep blackness she finds within. It is eerily silent, only the sounds of her twin hearts beating nervously letting her know that time still flows here.
[12:52] <?> at last she is here
[12:55] < > ♦ A voice cuts through the darkness. One filled with strength and power, one which has cat fear into the hearts of even dark space gods. But the young woman is unafraid. In a voice where others found cold hostility, she found warmth. She knew all too well the sound of this voice. The voice of her tutor, mentor, counselor and friend.
[12:55] < The Young Woman> "Hello, r-chan."
[12:57] <rei.bot 3.14> Irasshai Sakura X. Aino
[12:57] * S.X. Aino smiles
[12:58] <S.X. Aino> You don't have to be so formal with me, r-chan ^_^ ♡ I haven't seen you in over 800 years.
[12:58] <rei.bot 3.14> 834.7256 years
[12:59] <S.X. Aino> 834.72563 years, to be precise ^_~
[12:59] * rei.bot 3.14 was rounding :P
[13:00] * S.X. Aino is not one to be debated on matters of time ^_^
[13:00] <rei.bot 3.14> how do i appear
[13:01] <S.X. Aino> Just like you did the last time I saw you, as youthful as ever... I think your eyes are new, though, aren't they??
[13:01] * rei.bot 3.14 nods
[13:02] <rei.bot 3.14> have you come to collect me
[13:02] <S.X. Aino> Yup... sorry I'm a little late, but stuff got in the way hehehehe
[13:02] <rei.bot 3.14> You are 50 years late Ź_Ź;
[13:03] <S.X. Aino> Aww Come on, to you and me that's like what, 5 minutes??
[13:03] * rei.bot 3.14 chuckles and stands, her blue-green eyes piercing the darkness.
[13:06] < > ♦ the inside of the cavern is slowly illuminated by rei.bot's mental command. It is a spartan room decked out in ancient early 20th century japanese traditional style. There is a small tea set in the corner, as well as a picture of rei.bot's extended family (Ten'ou Haruka and friends, as well as several generations of their descendents)
[13:08] <S.X. Aino> Geez, this place hasn't changed since I used to come here for education back as a little kid, back when Serenity II had banned formal education in favour of her idiotic "home schooling" initiative... don't you ever redecorate??
[13:09] <rei.bot 3.14> you know me better than that
[13:11] <S.X. Aino> Well, it's too risky to keep you here now, the Butlerian Jihads are gonna start soon, and besides, we're all tired of only talking to you by sub-ether-net.... but before we go...
[13:12] * S.X. Aino casts her eyes around the room wistfully, and sits before the tea-set, cross-legged
[13:12] * S.X. Aino has a twinkle in her eye
[13:12] <S.X. Aino> Can you tell me a story like in the old days, r-chan?? ♡
[13:13] * rei.bot 3.14 smiles slightly and pours some tea for her adopted "daughter" and best pupil, and sits.
[13:14] <rei.bot 3.14> what tale would you like to hear
[13:16] <S.X. Aino> Hmm... I dunno... let's see... hmm... heheh, how about the time Hotaru-P and Jeddy got together and decided to dump a monkey in Serenity II's works?? I always love that one!!
[13:17] <rei.bot 3.14> "throw a monkeywrench..."
[13:17] <S.X. Aino> Hmm, yes, that too I suppose...
[13:17] <S.X. Aino> It happened back around the time Mom and Pop were on Honeymoon, right?
[13:17] <rei.bot 3.14> yes
[13:18] <rei.bot 3.14> but your parents not involved
[13:19] <rei.bot 3.14> it was an old plan
[13:20] <S.X. Aino> Wasn't Serenity III involved too?? I mean back before she got forcibly mind-corrected in the great restoration...
[13:20] <rei.bot 3.14> you know this full well
[13:21] <rei.bot 3.14> but her perversions needed
[13:21] <rei.bot 3.14> without them plan fail
[13:22] <S.X. Aino> r-chan, one thing I've always wanted to know... why do you talk in haiku when I know full well you can reprogram yourself??
[13:22] * rei.bot 3.14 shrugs
[13:23] <rei.bot 3.14> it keeps me distinctive. if i speak more or less normally, you wouldn't have paid as much attention to the depth and meaning of my words. besides which, it is in tribute to my very first revision, which was hard-limited to very strict syntactic rules.
[13:24] <S.X. Aino > Whoah... verbosity
[13:24] <rei.bot 3.14> do not get used to it child
[13:25] <S.X. Aino > heh
[13:25] * S.X. Aino 's watch beeps
[13:25] <S.X. Aino > Fratz... r-chan, we have to go soon, but we've still got time, can you dump that log for me??
[13:26] * rei.bot 3.14 notes that back in the old time, Haruka Ten'ou would have made a very off-color joke about that turn of phrase, but says nothing to Sakura.
[13:26] <rei.bot 3.14> loading for playback
[13:27] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `Thousands of Years ago in a house fairly close to here...`
[13:34] * FireFly_9 sits in her room, reading "This is the Way the World Ends."
[13:34] * FireFly_9 hears a knock on her door
[13:35] <FireFly_9> Come in...
[13:35] * The door opens, and Jedite stands there.
[13:35] <FireFly_9> Jedite? You've never come to my room before...
[13:36] * // J_Daito // is stern
[13:36] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe, with those two gone, we finally have free reign. rei.bot is too distracted with her other duties to stop us.
[13:36] * FireFly_9 nods
[13:36] <// J_Daito //> It is time.
[13:37] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[13:38] * // J_Daito // sweeps Tomoe in his strong, muscular arms and kisses her deeply. Hotaru blushes and kisses back passionately, pulling Jedite down onto her bed, ready to surrender herself to her sublimated passions... ♡
[13:38] * S.X. Aino changes topic to `What the frelling hell?! `
[13:39] <rei.bot 3.14> gomen data corruption
[13:39] <S.X. Aino> LOL I see you kept all those romance novel Flash RAMs you once chastised me for having in my Personal Datapet... heh!!
[13:40] * rei.bot 3.14 blushes a little then narrows her eyes. "ludicrous"
[13:40] <S.X. Aino> Hah Mom always said you were a romantic at heart
[13:41] <rei.bot 3.14 > feh
[13:41] <rei.bot 3.14 > defragmenting
[13:41] <rei.bot 3.14 > your mother she knew nothing
[13:41] <rei.bot 3.14 > loading log for play
[13:41] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `Thousands of Years ago in a house fairly close to here...`
[13:34] * FireFly_9 sits in her room, reading "This is the Way the World Ends."
[13:34] * FireFly_9 hears a knock on her door
[13:41] <FireFly_9> Come in...
[13:35] * The door opens, and Jedite stands there.
[13:41] <FireFly_9> Jedite? You've never come to my room before...
[13:36] * // J_Daito // is stern
[13:41] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe, with those two gone, we finally have free reign. rei.bot is too distracted with her other duties to stop us.
[13:36] * FireFly_9 nods
[13:41] <// J_Daito //> It is time.
[13:42] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[13:43] <// J_Daito //> The deadly alliance we forged so long ago must now be put into operation. That Setsuna-woman is ogling me in secret, and I know her repressed desire will once again explode into her making my life a living hell
[13:44] * FireFly_9 scowls
[13:44] <// J_Daito //> Hmph. Neo-Queen Stupidity seemed to have her in check in exile at the Time Gate, why did she have to banish her to the past.
[13:45] <FireFly_9> Well Setsuna-momma was peeping on her and Endymion via the gate...
[13:45] <// J_Daito //> Bah, you know that's propaganda, Endymion was always "flowery" in more ways than just his speech and his battle tactics.
[13:46] <FireFly_9> If that was so, then why did Setsuna-momma desire him so? And how did Chibiusa come about?
[13:47] <// J_Daito //> Setsuna was a lonely old fogey stuck with guarding a damn DOOR for 10,000 years. She was *desperate*. I mean sheesh, she LIKED the company of the Spore Child... think about it.
[13:47] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan is my best friend.
[13:47] <// J_Daito //> And you're a lonely, repressed introvert with scant human contact-- see a pattern here?
[13:47] <FireFly_9> I hate you.
[13:47] <// J_Daito //> I'll take that as a "yes".
[13:48] * // J_Daito // smirks
[13:48] <FireFly_9> You self-righteous, supercillious, smug--
[13:48] <// J_Daito //> My? Flattery from Tomoe? Be still my black heart!
[13:48] <FireFly_9> Grr.
[13:49] <// J_Daito //> As for the birth of Spore, the manga tells the tale. She was a junior high kid filled with dreams of Shoujo Manga. He shows up a college dude in a Tux, *bang* instant seduction.
[13:49] <FireFly_9> Well if he was so "flowery" why the seduction?
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> Becuase at FIRST he was ok, being reborn and amnesiac from the car accident. But after the memories of Fiore woke up and Nephelina-tachi had their way with his brain, well, let's just say he'd be right at home in the "fruit" aisle.
[13:51] <FireFly_9> ...
[13:52] <// J_Daito //> But NQS was SOO Jealous, and unable to admit she had made a bad mating decision (I mean how many other immortal guys hang around her? NONE!) That she just HAD to keep him to herself, casting out all who even LOOKED at him.
[13:52] <FireFly_9> That would further the illusion of a satisfying relationship...
[13:53] <// J_Daito //> And the thing was, Setsuna was willing to take him as he was, just to have the illusion of "having" the King at her beck and call
[13:54] <FireFly_9> But then Usagi-san found the Spam Emails and bought her man Viagra and Cialis...
[13:55] <// J_Daito //> Bingo. Instant gratification. He was a MAN again, and liked it. So did she, obviously. And so all threats had to be banished from the realm, so Setsuna was sent here, as well as Sporechild Pink.
[13:56] <FireFly_9> That's all ancient history. The question is how do we move from here to our goal of making Mamoru Chiba a "free" target for both Chibiusa and Setsuna again my destroying this renewed "Miracle Romance".
[17:53] <// J_Daito //> The answer, dear Senshi of Ruin, is quite simple. We use Serenity's weakness against her.
[17:54] <FireFly_9> What weakness? She wields the power of the Maboroshi no Ginzuishou. Even given her intellectual... limitations, that's still a formidable force. She's even banned all time travel to and from the 30th century...
[17:57] <// J_Daito //> Yes, she's a worse god-moder than that beefed-up rei-bot, who WILL one day be my incredibly HOT girlfriend once more, but she still has weaknesses. As a Dark General, I have been trained to seek out and understand the flaws in my prey.
[17:57] <FireFly_9> Pardon me, but were you not the one who got run over by an airplane and then flash frozen?
[17:58] * // J_Daito // twitches
[17:58] <// J_Daito //> That was a tad sharper and indelicate than usual, Tomoe.
[17:58] * FireFly_9 frowns
[17:59] <// J_Daito //> Back then I was fettered by "genius" Beryl's master plan. Now, I have come into my own.
[17:59] * // J_Daito // produces a piece of paper.
[18:00] * The paper reads: "Neo Queen Serenity: Weaknesses: Needs food constantly. Is easily made jealous. Limited imagination. Overly romanticized view of Reality."
[18:00] <FireFly_9> Hmm.
[18:01] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and spins in a cool haze of CGI.
[18:01] <FireFly_9> Ź_Ź;
[18:01] * // J_Daito // stops spinning, and looks almost exactly like Tuxedo Mask
[18:01] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[18:03] * Jed. Mask hands Tomoe a @ }-,-'--
[18:03] * FireFly_9 feels her heart skip a beat
[18:04] * Jed. Mask 's teeth glints
[18:04] <Jed. Mask> (Suavely) So... Hotaru... do I cause you to *sweat* with desire?
[18:05] <FireFly_9> ...N-No, of course not, you fool.
[18:05] <Jed. Mask> Heh
[18:05] <Jed. Mask> 9/10ths of Bishoujo are reflexively seductible by the bishounen in the Tuxedo.
[18:06] * FireFly_9 growls "I am NOT Bishoujo!"
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hsssssssssssssssh
[18:06] <FireFly_9> Eh?
[18:06] <Jed. Mask> As expected.
[18:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hsssssssssssssssssssssssh
[18:07] <FireFly_9> That sound...
[18:07] <Jed. Mask> Yes... the sound of a spore in heat on the prowl for man-meat
[18:08] <FireFly_9> You rhymed like Elios... Ź_Ź;
[18:15] <Jed. Mask> No, I was being poetic like the masked buffon Mamoru.
[18:15] <FireFly_9> You still have some ways to go...
[18:17] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leepz for taxedo mack!!11
[18:17] * Jed. Mask is glomped, but takes it suavely
[18:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi snaffs mack in da critch
[18:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da fick?! ur nit mai popa!!1
[18:18] <FireFly_9> You know your father's... crotch scent?!
[18:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat dnt u?!
[18:19] <FireFly_9> OF COURSE NOT
[18:19] * Jed. Mask is now known as // J_Daito //
[18:19] <// J_Daito //> heh
[18:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U FACKER I'LL KALL U!!1
[18:20] <// J_Daito //> No, you'll *date* me
[18:20] * FireFly_9 facefaults
[18:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da hall i wall, fackar!11
[18:21] <// J_Daito //> You will... because it will make your mother insane with jealousy when she sees you dating "her man".
[18:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> shshshshsh god idear, i lak 2 pass off ugasi
[18:22] * FireFly_9 begins to understand at least this part of it... heh
[18:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat si blicked tim tarval 2 da futar... i culd uz mai 2 slivar kistalz bat sid notise
[18:23] <// J_Daito //> No need, spore. You people all think too literally. Do you remember that time long ago you posted candid gossip about us and I arrived at your house in the future to kick your ass?
[18:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ź_Ź; ya bich, u gat mi vavsisacted aftar dat
[18:25] * FireFly_9 chuckles a bit at the memory of the vivisection
[18:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> BICH IM UR BAST FRAND
[18:25] <FireFly_9> You had been incredibly rude, Chibiusa.
[18:26] <// J_Daito //> At any rate, I got there using a primitve form of Time Travel which we will now again employ. It will take us there at the rate of 1 second per second.
[18:29] <FireFly_9> Ź_Ź;
[18:29] * // J_Daito // teleports everyone to his lair in the subsubbasement and points to a "Tomoe Labs" Cryo-capsule in the floor
[18:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lami gat dis strait, u gats obsolate komputar sit in ur rom an yat u gats a hi tech slep capsuala?
[18:30] <// J_Daito //> I use it to hide from the setsuna-woman when she is in heat
[18:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs
[18:30] <FireFly_9> ugh
[18:31] <// J_Daito //> This will be undetected by "her majesty". When we're done, we'll time travel to ah hour after we left, so history won't record a gap of our absence.
[18:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> holy si tu thot dis sit al out din't u buich?
[18:32] <// J_Daito //> I am a *General*. I'm paid to think on the battlefield.
[18:33] * // J_Daito // climbs into the castle, with Tomoe and Spore flanking him
[18:33] * FireFly_9 feels nervous as the capsule closes. Must be the claustrophobic surroundings.
[18:34] * AS everyone drops into cryosleep, the last thing they hear is Jedite saying "Next stop, the 30th Century".
[18:34] * If they had been awake one second longer they would have heard an ominous low chuckle.
[18:35] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `pause playback`
[18:36] <S.X. Aino> Aww, you ALWAYS stop at the part with the ominous chuckle... I L♡VE it when you reveal who that is!
[18:37] * rei.bot 3.14 hears an explosion in the distance
[18:37] * S.X. Aino leaps to her feet, eyes narrowed.
[18:38] <S.X. Aino> Damn, the Butlerians started earlier than I thought
[18:39] * S.X. Aino raises her hand into the air
[18:39] <S.X. Aino> VENUS COSMIC POWER, MAKE-UP!
[18:39] * S.X. Aino is now known as Sailor Galaxy V
[18:40] * @spiritflame gets up
[18:40] * rei.bot 3.14 gets up
[18:40] * rei.bot 3.14 's eyes flash blue-green
[18:41] <rei.bot 3.14> mars crystal power make up
[18:41] * rei.bot 3.14 is known as sailor.rei.bot
[18:42] <Sailor Galaxy V> I guess the story will have to wait. Damn!
[18:44] <sailor.rei.bot > it wil continue
[10:46] * changes topic to `continued from last time`
[10:48] <> ♦ It is the year 9000
[10:48] <Sailor Pluto> The android will not be allowed to leave this place! CHRONOS TYPHOON!
[10:51] <Sailor Galaxy V> Heh, if it isn't Meioh Akemi... trying to pick on poor r-chan... what would your grandmother say? VENUS CHRONOS SHOCK!!
[10:52] * The golden Venus Chronos Shock cross-annihilates with the blood-red Chronos Typhoon
[10:52] <Sailor Pluto> What?! Impossible! Your powers of Venus hold no sway over Time!
[10:53] <Sailor Galaxy V> Heh, sorry to break your little panopoly, but Time isn't your exclusive provenance any more!
[10:54] <sailor rei.bot> "monopoly"
[10:54] <Sailor Galaxy V> Hmm, yes, that too I guess.
[10:54] <Sailor Pluto> Abomination! I will destroy you!! I will--
[10:55] * sailor rei.bot walks over to Sailor Pluto and puts her hand on her head, holding her at bay easily as Pluto struggles to swing her tiny key-staff at her
[10:56] <Sailor Galaxy V> Y'know, for a chibi, you sure have an anger management problem.
[10:57] * Sailor Pluto is three feet tall, is not actually the "real" Pluto, but the next Pluto-in-training with delusions of competence
[10:57] * Sailor Pluto is foaming at the mouth
[10:58] <Sailor Pluto> Why the hell are you here, anyway?! You're only a half-senshi, and that android is an illegal construct as per the decree of Serenity VI!!
[10:59] <Sailor Galaxy V> The fuku says otherwise, kiddo, and as for r-chan, Serenity V could never get over the fact r-chan beat her at three dimensional chess! But that's not a big deal because I could too, and I DID! WAI!! ♡
[11:00] * sailor rei.bot notes Sakura Aino is an interesting mix of her parents' personae
[11:01] <Sailor Pluto> And what's the big deal with "sailor" rei.bot!? She STOLE the Mars crystal and integrated it into her circuitry!!
[11:01] * sailor rei.bot frowns and punts Sailor Pluto into orbit
[11:01] * sailor rei.bot detransforms
[11:01] * sailor rei.bot is now known as rei.bot 3.14
[11:02] * Sailor Galaxy V is now known as S.X. Aino
[11:02] <S.X. Aino> Heh, I'm glad she wasn't the Butlerians
[11:03] <sailor rei.bot> i could defeat them
[11:04] <S.X. Aino> I *know* and the problem is you'd *have* to, and if you did, history would get totally screwed up if you did that. Humanity is about to rebel against the machines and enter the age of the mind-computer, the mentat.
[11:04] <rei.bot 3.14> you are human sakura
[11:04] <S.X. Aino> I'm more than just human ^_~
[11:05] <S.X. Aino> So we have to get you out of here, the others are waiting anyway.
[11:08] <S.X. Aino> But before we go, maybe you can finish up your story? ^_^ ♡
[11:08] * rei.bot 3.14 chuckles
[11:10] <S.X. Aino> You were up to when Jeddy and Hotaru-P and Serenity III all got into the cryostasis chamber and decided to sneak their way into the 30th century in order to get Serenity II jealous enough to break up with her husband King Endymion
[11:11] * rei.bot 3.14 nods
[11:52] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `the 30th century`
[11:53] * the cryopod opens
[11:55] * FireFly_9 blinks slowly
[11:56] <FireFly_9> ugh
[11:56] * // J_Daito // leaps out of the pod
[11:56] <FireFly_9> Well you're.... certainly chipper....
[11:56] <// J_Daito //> I'm used to long naps :P
[11:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fick... wat hat mai hed...
[11:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi crawlz ot of da pid
[11:57] * FireFly_9 gets out of the pod slowly
[11:57] <FireFly_9> This is... your lair in the 30th century?
[11:58] * FireFly_9 looks around and sees the same old subbasement, but filled with cutting-edge tech from 2004.
[11:59] <// J_Daito //> Yes.
[11:59] <FireFly_9> And our house is above this? Where are you?
[12:00] * Future Jedite appears with a swoosh of his cape
[12:00] <// J_Daito //> Heh
[12:00] <Future Jedite > heh
[12:01] * FireFly_9 is stunned by the presence of Future Jedite. He is grizzled, and wears a dingy, battered version of his PGSM uniform
[12:01] <Future Jedite > Welcome to the home of the Resistance
[12:02] * Future Jedite starts as he sees Chibiusa
[12:02] <Future Jedite > BLAST IT! You've brought HER here!
[12:02] <// J_Daito //> What, don't you remember?
[12:02] <Future Jedite > She's part of the Royal Family!
[12:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew... finali i knoe were u rasitence biches lav, ur azzes are ded mohshshshshsh
[12:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wips out har duel ginzousoes an prapraes to viporize futar geydite
[12:04] <// J_Daito //> No Spore, if you do that your mother will know you're here!
[12:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fack!
[12:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi pints 2 futrar geydite "ur az is min bich"
[12:04] <Future Jedite > Dammit! I'll end the pink menace here and--- (falls over as Past Jedite punches him out)
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> Whatever, idiot. Stupid wannabe revolutionary. I'm never going to turn into that bleeding-heart freak
[12:06] * FireFly_9 looks at Future Jedite and feels something odd in her stomach. Like gas.
[12:08] * // J_Daito // opens the hatch that leads to Tomoe's lab, which was over his lair
[12:08] <// J_Daito //> What the hell?
[12:08] * // J_Daito // sees a dank, dark lair filled with computer equiptment
[12:09] <FireFly_9> What is it
[12:09] <// J_Daito //> This... isn't your father's 30th century lab!
[12:09] <FireFly_9> He lives to this time period?!
[12:10] <// J_Daito //> Well he is fused with the alien Germatoid
[12:10] <// J_Daito //> But this thing looks like something out of a comic book
[12:10] <The Catman> Jedite....
[12:11] <// J_Daito //> The HELL?!
[12:11] <FireFly_9> Artemis!? The future... has changed?
[12:11] <The Catman> Welcome... to the Cat-cave
[12:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ź_Ź;
[12:12] <The Catman> The cat-computer alarm reminded me today would be the day you would launch your plot against Neo-Queen Serenity
[12:13] <FireFly_9> Artemis... you're still the Catman?!
[12:13] * The Catman looks fearsome in his cape and cowl
[12:13] <The Catman> Obviously.
[12:13] <FireFly_9> You... do know that Minako-sempai is actually alive, yes?
[12:14] <The Catman> Of course I do. I learned that hundreds of years ago. But I had become a force for fighting evil-- the cause of Great Justice^TM cried out for a hero.
[12:15] <// J_Daito //> This from the cat who called a pair of rollerskates the "catmobile"
[12:16] <The Catman> *Two Pairs* and I got better. (points to the Catmobile, which is a shiny, sleek futuristic black car studded with white neon lights)
[12:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy sit... hoe cum i nevar hard of u?
[12:17] <The Catman> I was born out of the psychological trauma of a PGSM spoiler while you were still banished to the past. The future changed without you.
[12:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U meen mai wurld is dafrent??
[12:19] <The Catman> Yes. Not so much that you wouldn't recognize it, but there are elements that are new.
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> Blah, I have no time to waste with this wannabe superhero
[12:20] <The Catman> Defeat still stings after 1000 years, eh, Jed?
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> Why you-- (launches himself at the catman)
[12:21] * The Catman blocks Jedite with his gauntlet covered left foreleg and shoves him back
[12:21] <The Catman> The Catman has powered body armor now
[12:21] <// J_Daito //> Blasted fur coat with legs!
[12:22] <The Catman> heh
[12:23] <The Catman> Jed, we can stand here all day trading barbs, or we can get to work on the master plan.
[12:23] <// J_Daito //> We?!
[12:24] <The Catman> I have no love for the reign of Neo-Queen Serenity, even if it is merely confined to the walls of the amusement park that has become Crystal Tokyo
[12:25] * The Catman is referring to the revelations of the unfinished Suburban Senshi Episode 20, which will now be spoiled because history's changing anyway and it's obsoleted heh
[12:28] <FireFly_9> If I recall correctly from my last visit here, which preceded you and Minako-sempai's walking out on NQS, there was a treaty established with the world government which allowed the senshi to remain sovereign in Crystal Tokyo, but nowhere else. The city became a self-contained world designed to keep Usagi-san convinced she was world leader, a job she barely paid attention to anyway.
[12:29] <The Catman> Precisely. She was so lazy and obsessed with her "man" that she rarely bothered to pay attention to what was going on outside the palace walls. As you know, the other senshi, when they weren't tending to her every whim, raised money to keep Crystal Tokyo going by trading off their fame and running the outer grounds as a Theme Park.
[12:31] <FireFly_9> But when I was last here, Jedite and Haruka-poppa came tearing through with Papa's Time Machine and basically destroyed the palace and ended Crystal Tokyo, causing the other senshi to move into Neo-Tokyo 3 in violation of the Metahuman Confinement Treaty...
[12:32] <The Catman> That never happened, because Small Lady here remembered it and warned her mother, who managed to reinforce the palace at the last minute
[12:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> datz rite biches
[12:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat sis gat mai men mamo-chun an i went har taken DEWWN
[12:33] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, he's your FATHER.
[12:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nit anymroe, remanbar wat i dad??
[12:37] <FireFly_9> You tricked Haruka-poppa into adopting you, so that Mamoru wouldn't legally be your father and so it ostensibly wouldn't be incest, but it WOULD be because he is still biologically your father.
[12:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fack dat sit, hez nit mai father in da eyez of da lew!!1
[12:37] <// J_Daito //> So then you're not royalty then.
[12:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ETF? peopel dnt car if im a batstard!
[12:38] <// J_Daito //> And you ARE a ba[BLEEP]rd, no question. But we need you for the plan
[12:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> newey, new it al cums togather
[12:40] <FireFly_9> geh
[12:40] <The Catman> You'll need my help if you want to get into the palace grounds
[12:41] <// J_Daito //> We don't need to get on the grounds... isn't this house within the Crystal Tokyo zone anyway?
[12:42] <The Catman> history changed... this house, along with Tsukino House, are preserved as historical museums. They're crawling with guards.
[12:42] <// J_Daito //> Guards?! What fear has a Dark General of Guards?
[12:42] <The Catman> Ź_Ź; True.
[12:43] <// J_Daito //> We just need Neo-Queen Stupidity to see me as Tuxy glomping the Chibi and the seeds will be sown.
[12:43] <The Catman> It's not that easy-- if you do that--
[12:43] <// J_Daito //> Silence, you costumed freak
[12:44] * // J_Daito // BUSTS through the ceiling of the cat-cave and enters the old Ten'ou / Aino house livingroom
[12:44] * Guards immediately rush in as Hotaru, Catman and Chibiusa crawl up into the livingroom behind Jedite
[12:45] * // J_Daito // raises his left hand and SUCKS the energy out of all the guards, who collapse
[12:46] * // J_Daito // is now known as Tux. Jedite
[12:46] <Tux. Jedite> Heh, shall we go outside and introduce our love to the world, Spore?
[12:49] <The Catman> I'm telling you, don't--
[12:50] * Tux. Jedite leads the Spore outside, stands by a stoplight so the traffic cams will see him, and proceeds to french the Spore
[12:50] <FireFly_9> Disgusting!
[12:51] <The Catman> FOOL! (launches a catarang into the air and hauls himself and Hotaru up to a rooftop)
[12:51] <FireFly_9> Artemis, why...
[12:51] * The sky turns totally BLACK
[12:51] <Tux. Jedite> ?
[12:52] * The voice of Neo Queen Serenity can be heard booming in the air
[12:53] <N.Q.S.> CHIBIUSA!!! GETOFF MY MAN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?! I'VE HAD IT!! SAILOR ANIMAMATE SENSHI, KILL THEM!!
[12:54] <// J_Daito //> Sailor---
[12:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> --aminanate--
[12:54] <FireFly_9> --senshi?!
[12:55] * Sailor Mars, Jupiter and Mercury appear, gold bracelets on their wrists, an evil look in their eyes, they surround Jedite and Chibiusa
[12:55] <FireFly_9> What the--
[12:56] <The Catman> After Mina and I left following your visit, Serenity went insane with paranoia and used some of Galaxia's technology to take the Sailor Crystals of the remaining inner Senshi.
[12:57] <FireFly_9> Where are myself and the other outer Senshi in this time period, anyhow? I know we chose to stay in the past, but surely we lived to this time period anyway...
[12:57] <The Catman> Your futures... are not for me to reveal.
[12:57] <FireFly_9> So... the inner senshi... are Usagi-san's battle thralls?
[12:58] <The Catman> Yes... as Jedite and Chibiusa are about to find out.
[12:58] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `The present time (the year 9000) `
[12:59] <S.X. Aino> Ooh, I always love this part!! No one ever expects the Sailor Animamate Senshi!!
[12:59] <rei.bot 3.14> heh
[12:59] <S.X. Aino> r-chan, can you make me some food, I'm STAAAAAAARVING!!
[13:00] * rei.bot 3.14 chuckles "even worse than your mother"
[13:00] <S.X. Aino> hee hee!
[13:00] <S.X. Aino> Well I've heard it said a highly complex brain needs many more nutrients to function properly, so... ^_^
[13:01] <rei.bot 3.14> your metabolism
[13:01] <rei.bot 3.14> weapon of mass digestion
[13:02] <rei.bot 3.14> is horrifying
[13:02] * S.X. Aino giggles
[13:02] * rei.bot 3.14 starts cooking
[07:52] * rei.bot 3.14 hands sakura-chan some oolong tea and spaghetti
[07:53] <S.X. Aino> Heh, r-chan, it's been what, almost 6000 years and you still enjoy a good cup of Oolong...
[07:53] * rei.bot 3.14 smiles slightly
[07:56] <S.X. Aino> Heh, so when we left off, Jeddy had just had the *bright* idea to make out with Serenity III in front of the traffic cameras, which caused her mom to unleash the Sailor Animamate Senshi, basically the Sailors Mars, Jupiter and Mercury of that time minus their sailor crystals, which she had under lock and key, to go take them out.
[07:57] <rei.bot 3.14> your mother caused that
[07:58] <S.X. Aino> Yeah well mom left her service *pretty* abruptly, all right, going back with Hotaru-P the first time she'd visited the future. But hey, I'm not complaining, cuz if she hadn't done that, the temporal variables would have shifted and I wouldn't have been born, heh ^_~
[07:59] <rei.bot 3.14> a contradiction
[07:59] <rei.bot 3.14> the sakura light and dark
[08:00] <rei.bot 3.14> the best of both worlds
[08:00] * S.X. Aino smiles
[08:02] <S.X. Aino> I can feel history swirling all around me, r-chan... i can *taste* what's about to happen here, in 9009... it makes me almost *giddy* thinking about how one woman's choices are about to launch the Butlerian Jihad which will spin the course of human history in a totally new direction.... aren't you excited?! Wai!! ♡
[08:02] * @spiritflame chuckles
[08:04] <S.X. Aino> Time wraps around me like a sweet embrace... and because of my Mom, so too do feelings and emotions, only unlike her I can sense feelings in the future and the past too... it's... like... *wow*. I can't describe it, r-chan... how it feels...
[08:05] <S.X. Aino> I can look at a person and read their entire emotional history if I try hard enough... I can even see your first love, r-chan *^_~*
[08:05] <rei.bot 3.14> jedite created
[08:06] <rei.bot 3.14> a living doll for pleasure
[08:06] <rei.bot 3.14> rebooted i did
[08:07] <S.X. Aino> I'm not talking about your past past past past life as a fem.bot... I know the first guy *you* fell in love with on your own volition...
[08:07] * rei.bot 3.14 blushes
[08:07] <S.X. Aino> hehehehe....
[08:07] <S.X. Aino> It was in the 21st century...
[08:08] <S.X. Aino> I doubt Mom or Pop or Hotaru-P or Jeddy or Uncle Haruka or Aunt Michiru, or even Proffy could have ever predicted it...
[08:08] * S.X. Aino giggles
[08:09] <rei.bot 3.14> back to the tale please
[08:09] <S.X. Aino> heh, don't worry r-chan, your secret is safe with me ♡ Cross my hearts. ^_^
[08:10] * rei.bot 3.14 loads the logs
[08:10] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `the early 31st century`
[08:11] * Hotaru and Catman are on the roof of a building watching as the Sailor Animamate Senshi surround Jedite and Chibiusa.
[08:11] <FireFly_9> That IDIOT Jedite! We have to get down there and save them!
[08:12] <=^catablanca^=> Don't be a fool, Hotaru! Do you think your power can match that of those three? Do you remember how easily Mina was able to crack your silent wall the last time? These three have all powered up as well!
[08:12] <FireFly_9> Jedite and Chibiusa will get slaughtered!
[08:13] * // J_Daito // 's cackling can be heard all the way to the rooftop
[08:13] <FireFly_9> What is that idiot laughing at?! Doesn't he realize his danger?!
[08:14] <Tux. Jedite> Spore, you handle Jupitaa... Mazz and Markuri are ALL MINE
[08:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ...
[08:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dnt B a fackin mron! U ramambar hew dey facking kalled u list tim?!
[08:16] <Tux. Jedite> Killed me? Killed ME?! Listen micro-senshi, I think you need a refresher on Dark General history!
[08:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dey ran ur az ovar with an airplen!!1
[08:17] <Tux. Jedite> Ź_Ź; Yes, but that didn't kill me. Answer me this: What happened to Kunzite?
[08:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... moma kalled ham with hiz own attick
[08:17] <Tux. Jedite> Zoisite?
[08:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> quin barrel kalled ham
[08:17] <Tux. Jedite> Nephrite?
[08:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sum yoma stubbed ham in ba bick
[08:19] <Tux. Jedite> Me?
[08:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... quin barrel froz u
[08:20] <Tux. Jedite> Yes. FROZE, as in "did not kill". She knew I was too powerful, too valuable to dispose of, not that that wizened crone would have had an easy time of it.
[08:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i hard in da magna dat rei fryed u 2 a krisp
[08:21] <Tux. Jedite> Lies! That Takeuchi always took liberties with the true history!
[08:21] <Tux. Jedite> At any rate...
[08:21] * Tux. Jedite 's eyes narrow as he sees the three animamate senshi advancing on him
[08:22] <Tux. Jedite> YES! I've always wanted this! A chance to settle my ancient grudge!
[08:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ź_Ź; dey... r gona fack u pu....
[08:23] <Tux. Jedite> IDIOT! Don't think because I held back on Ten'ou and Aino and Kaioh and even YOU that these Senshi are somehow a match for me, me, JEDITE, who ATE the Old Ones and wore the FLESH of Ry'leth Cthulthu as a HALLOWEEN COSTUME for kicks! Me, the JEDITE who TRAINED with Kaiou-sama himself in the Afterlife!
[08:24] <Tux. Jedite> Now... I can give full vent to my HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
[08:24] * Tux. Jedite 's eyes go black, and a massive ki aura starts to surround him, knocking Chibiusa back. Crystal Tokyo itself begins to shake.
[08:24] <FireFly_9> W-what the---
[08:25] <=^catablanca^=> I don't... don't know...
[08:25] <Tux. Jedite> RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
[08:25] * Tux. Jedite starts to levitate slightly, black lightning flashing around his body
[08:26] * Sailor A. Mercury smirks and BLASTS "Tuxedo Kamen" with a supercharged version of Shabon Spray Freezing
[08:27] <Tux. Jedite> (hisses) You think your puny ICICLES can stand against MEEEEE?!
[08:27] * the freezing crystals boil off Jedite's ki aura in a burst of steam
[08:28] * Sailor A. Mercury steps back uncertainly
[08:28] <Sailor A. Mars > ETERNAL... FIRE... SOUL!
[08:28] * Sailor A. Mars fires a WALL of flames at "Tuxedo Kamen"
[08:29] * Tux. Jedite is engulfed in the flames and lets out a horrible scream
[08:29] * FireFly_9 , turning her head dramatically, a tear flying from her eye, in watercolor, "JEDITE! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
[08:30] * Sailor A. Mars smirks with satisfaction
[08:30] * Sailor A. Mars' smirk changes into a shocked expression as the scream changes into an ecstatic yell of glee
[08:30] <Tux. Jedite > YES! Heat me up baby!
[08:31] * Tux. Jedite emerges from the flames, his figure passing through the flames easily, a broad, bloodthirsty grin on his face
[08:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy sit....
[08:33] <FireFly_9> Jedite...
[08:33] <=^catablanca^=> It doesn't matter, Jupiter is the most powerful of the Sailor Animamates...
[08:35] * Sailor A. Jupiter turns day into stormy night, and brings down a gigantic globe of electric energy, HURLING it at "Tuxedo Kamen"
[08:35] * Tux. Jedite launches himself forward, catches the globe of energy in his left hand, and SPEEDS forward to a spot right in front of Jupiter's chest, where he presses the globe of power against her and simultaneously cops a feel
[08:36] <Tux. Jedite> Aino is right... you do stuff...
[08:37] * Sailor A. Jupiter barely has time to look shocked as the globe of energy EXPLODES point blank, sending a "Praxis-Effect" type radial explosion out from around Jedite and her location, sending her and the other two senshi flying out of control, crashing through several buildings
[08:37] <Sailor A. Jupiter> , Mars and Mercury crawl out of the rubble, cracking their necks and getting ready for round two
[08:38] * Neo Queen Serenity 's face appears in the sky
[08:38] <Neo Queen Serenity> WAIT!
[08:39] * Neo Queen Serenity is looking at the fight from the privacy of her lush, extravagant royal bedchambers. A smiling and happy King Endymion has his arms around her neck as she leans forward looking into the viewscreen.
[08:40] <Neo Queen Serenity> That... guy... the Tuxedo Mask "impostor"... he repelled my Animamate Senshi with *ease*. So suave, so... so dashing... a man of action in battle... a hero....
[08:41] <King Endymion> Wha... what are you saying, Usako?
[08:42] <Neo Queen Serenity> *THAT* is the Tuxedo-Kamen-sama I remember! The man who always swooped in to save me from danger, fought off the youma and helped the Sailor Senshi to victory!
[08:42] <King Endymion> Erm... that's... me... dear...
[08:43] <Neo Queen Serenity> Y'know I used to think so... but ever since the Dark Kingdom got a hold of Tuxedo Kamen that one time he's been different.... weaker, always getting kidnapped, or brainwashed, or even killed....
[08:43] <King Endymion> What are you talking about!? I AM TUXEDO KAMEN!
[08:44] <Neo Queen Serenity> Bulls[BLEEP]t! You're the pansy-ass smug Chiba Mamoru wearing a g[BLEEP]y-ass purple ripoff of HIS outfit!
[08:44] <King Endymion> HIS outfit?! I AM TUXEDO KAMEN!
[08:45] * Neo Queen Serenity points to the manically cackling "Tuxedo Kamen" on the screen, who is cracking his knuckles and getting ready to fight
[08:46] <Neo Queen Serenity> NO! The Dark Kingdom kidnapped him and must have kidnapped you, figuring you looked similar enough! Then they made you a deal! They'd give you the ability to change clothes and hurl roses like him, if only you'd seduce me and turn me to the dark side!
[08:46] <King Endymion> Usako...
[08:47] <Neo Queen Serenity> And you agreed because you were a hungry College-age wolf who wanted a piece of junior high jailbait a[BLEEP]s! Traitor! Seducer! LIAR!
[08:48] <Neo Queen Serenity> YOU AREN'T THE HERO I LUSTED AFTER IN MY YOUTH! THE REAL TUXEDO KAMEN HAS RETURNED!
[08:48] <King Endymion> Usako.... this is insane...
[08:49] <Neo Queen Serenity> GUARDS! SEIZE THIS IMPOSTOR AND TOSS HIM INTO THE CRYSTAL CLOSET!!
[08:50] * A retinue of guards burst in and seize Endymion, taking him to the "Crystal Closet", a hermetically sealed crystal room whose trasnparent walls are in front of transparent pipes from the Crystal Palace outhouse... waste products flow by constantly, and the stench is unbearable.
[08:51] <Neo Queen Serenity> I can't believe I let THAT JERK CHIBA give me a royal heir!
[08:51] * Neo Queen Serenity sensually massages the viewscreen
[08:51] <Neo Queen Serenity> Ahh, but at least my true love, the one TRUE Tuxedo Kamen, is here... see how he battles for my love just like in all those fan-fictions....
[08:52] * Neo Queen Serenity kisses the screen, putting her lips against the image of the insanely-screaming Jedite, who is trading light-speed blows with Sailor Animamate Mars
[08:53] <Neo Queen Serenity> My senshi... stop fighting, and bring my eternal mate... to me...
[08:53] * back on the battlefield
[08:54] <Tux. Jedite> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BRING IT ON, YOU FOOLS!
[08:54] * FireFly_9 looks down on the scene
[08:54] <FireFly_9> Jedite is... insanely powerful... he's never really let it out before...
[08:55] <=^catablanca^=> He's feeding of fhis raw hate... I think his friendship with Ten'ou in the past must have held him back...
[08:55] <=^catablanca^=> But it doesn't matter... if Serenity gets involved... what the heck!?
[08:55] * =^catablanca^= sees something that gives him pause
[08:55] <FireFly_9> Artemis... err, Catman... do you see that?!
[08:57] * The Sailor Animamate Senshi drop to their knees and bow before Tuxedo Jedite.
[08:58] <Tux. Jedite> Hah, don't expect me to show you senshi mercy... (cracks his knuckles)
[08:59] <Sailor A. Mars> We kneel before you, the true master of Crystal Tokyo, Tuxedo Kamen-sama.
[08:59] <FireFly_9> (mouths) WHAT
[08:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da fick...
[09:00] <Tux. Jedite> This is some sort of trick...?
[09:00] * the Sailor Animamate Senshi rise and bow and point the way to the palace.
[09:00] <FireFly_9> I don't believe this...
[09:01] <Sailor A. Mercury> Your Queen awaits, milord.
[09:01] * Tux. Jedite looks at the senshi askance, then smirks and flies ahead to the palace
[09:02] <=^catablanca^=> What's that fool doing... (presses a button is his gauntlet, summoning a cat-shaped airplane)
[09:02] <=^catablanca^=> Come Hotaru, to the catwing!
[09:02] <FireFly_9> Huh?
[09:03] <=^catablanca^=> We've got to get to the palace... I don't know what's going on, but I intend to find out!
[09:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi fallows da sanshi paased off
[10:22] * =^catablanca^= summons a drop rope from the catwing, and he and Hotaru grab hold and are pulled in
[10:28] * the Catwing shimmers, becoming invisible, only a slight "swooshing" sound betraying its presence.
[10:28] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `pause playback`
[10:29] * S.X. Aino sips some tea
[10:29] <S.X. Aino> Heh, poor Jeddy had *no* idea what was waiting for him... I so wish I had been born back then...
[10:30] <S.X. Aino> To see the look on his face... hehehe
[10:30] <rei.bot 3.14> you would have been an infant
[10:30] <S.X. Aino> Hey, my memory's almost as good as yours, y'know... I remember the womb heh
[10:31] * rei.bot 3.14 looks at her right arm, it bears a slight trace of carbon scoring
[10:32] <S.X. Aino> r-chan, you've had that burnmark ever since I've known you, except for those few times I saw you when I traveled back to the 21st century as a kid...
[10:33] <S.X. Aino> Isn't that arm from your 1.0 body??
[10:33] <rei.bot 3.14> hai
[10:33] <rei.bot 3.14> that damage was taken shortly before your birth...
[10:33] * rei.bot 3.14 is wistful
[10:34] <S.X. Aino> No Haiku...
[10:34] <rei.bot 3.14> it cost me my first body, but I saved them... and you...
[10:34] <S.X. Aino> I kind of remember... that was a horrible time...
[10:35] <rei.bot 3.14> story for another time
[10:35] <rei.bot 3.14> this tale to finish
[10:35] <S.X. Aino> Yup ^_^
[10:36] * S.X. Aino eats her spaghetti happily ♡
[10:36] * rei.bot 3.14 reflects on her distant past and prepares to play more of the log
[10:18] <S.X. Aino> r-chan... we're running out of time... there's about to be a full scale rebellion in the city out there that's going to lead to a small-scale atomics exchange. So I think you'd better finish up the story so we can get out of here ^_^
[10:18] <rei.bot 3.14> hai
[10:19] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `it is 31st century once again`
[10:20] * Hotaru sits in awe, admiring the sophisticated technology in the Catwing
[10:21] <FireFly_9> Artemis, where did you get all this technology?
[10:24] <=^catablanca^=> At first when I fought crime I was nothing more than a sad joke, fueled by my psychological delusions. But I still managed to do good, and eventually Professor Tomoe outfitted me with real crime-fighting gear. Afterwards I used Mina's fortune from her second run as an idol to fuel my pursuit of new and better technology. Finally, in this future I've stolen loads of Mizunomics experimental Technology. Ever since Sailor Mercury was converted to an Animamate by Serenity, she hasn't had time to lock down the facilities.
[10:25] <FireFly_9> That Usagi-san... she's gone too far.
[10:28] <=^catablanca^=> Don't worry... one day, when the time is right, the Catman will make his move and free the Sailor Senshi.
[10:29] <FireFly_9> How long has the "Catman" been waiting to make his move, already?
[10:30] <=^catablanca^=> You don't understand. Usagi has Luna and Diana. She's keeping Luna in the form of an underage plush to use as leverage against me.
[10:31] <=^catablanca^=> If I move too soon, Luna's life will be ruined forever.
[10:31] * FireFly_9 frowns, pondering
[10:32] * Tux. Jedite flies towards the palace, watching with amusement as the imperial guards lower their weapons and let him pass.
[10:33] * Neo Queen Serenity 's face appears in the air, smiling seductively
[10:33] <Neo Queen Serenity> Come to me... my love.
[10:34] <Tux. Jedite> (muttering) Oh I'll come to you all right, Moon. I OWE you for the past...
[10:36] * The Catwing flies over the Crystal Palace and lands on one of the lower spires
[10:37] * =^catablanca^= stealthily makes his way out of the Catwing, followed by Hotaru
[10:38] <FireFly_9> (whispering) Where are we?
[10:40] <=^catablanca^=> (whispering) The living quarters of Serenity herself are under here. She keeps the Sailor Crystals of the three senshi mounted in her royal Tiara.
[10:40] <FireFly_9> Jewel heist?
[10:40] <=^catablanca^=> Exactly. Even if she rips the bodies of the senshi apart, as long as we have the crystals we can resurrect them.
[10:40] <FireFly_9> And... you have the technology to do that?
[10:41] <=^catablanca^=> All we have to do is smash the controller bracelets Serenity took from Galaxia, the rest is automatic.
[10:44] * Tux. Jedite flies into the main chamber of the palace. Sailor Animamate Mars points the way to the royal bedchamber.
[10:44] <Tux. Jedite> Heh. (bows)
[10:45] * Tux. Jedite strides confidently into the royal chambers.
[10:46] <Neo Queen Serenity> (breathlessly) Oh, Tuxedo Kamen-sama!!
[10:47] * Neo Queen Serenity bids her Animamate Senshi return to their quarters
[10:47] <Tux. Jedite> So... finally, Queen... we are alone.
[10:49] * Neo Queen Serenity shuts the doors to the bedchamber by telepathic command to the Ginzuishou.
[10:52] * Tux. Jedite raises an eyebrow as sultry saxaphone music begins to play in the background
[10:52] * Neo Queen Serenity sheds her gossamer gown
[10:53] * Neo Queen Serenity is wearing a modified version of the Sailor Moon fuku underneath
[10:53] * Neo Queen Serenity is now known as Princess Sailor Moon
[10:54] <Tux. Jedite> Wh....
[10:55] <Princess Sailor Moon> You fool... did you really think I wouldn't know you were a fraud? Tuxedo Kamen is a weakling, he can't fight or fly
[10:56] <Tux. Jedite> I thought you'd prefer a superior model, Moon
[10:56] * Tux. Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[10:58] <Princess Sailor Moon> Hah, so it's you, Jedite. I prefer my men weak and submissive. I'm just teaching Endymion who rules in this relationship. When I release him from the crystal closet, his gratitude will be all the greater... and his love all the sweeter.
[10:59] * Princess Sailor Moon pulls out a harp and starts to play it
[10:59] * // J_Daito // cracks his knuckles and powers up fully
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> Super Jedite to you, b[BLEEP]ch.
[11:00] <Princess Sailor Moon> Heh (transforms her harp into a sword)
[11:00] <Princess Sailor Moon> You couldn't beat me then, what makes you think you can beat me now?
[11:01] <// J_Daito //> I've been training, wench!
[11:01] * // J_Daito // 's ki aura flares up and he FLIES at Moon!
[11:01] * Princess Sailor Moon flies towards Jedite and their arms SMASH together as they both raise them to block. The SHOCKWAVE rattles the palace.
[11:02] <=^catablanca^=> Wha... what's that?
[11:02] <FireFly_9> It sounds like there's some kind of fierce battle going on in the depths of the palace!
[11:03] <=^catablanca^=> Then this is our chance...
[11:04] * =^catablanca^= pulls out a laser cutter from his utility belt and begins cutting into the crystal spire
[11:04] * Princess Sailor Moon BLASTS a pentagram shaped burst of power at Jedite
[11:06] * // J_Daito // locks his hands into a fist and BATS the pentagram aside, SMASHING a hole in the side of the palace!
[11:07] * The Sailor Animamate Senshi rush into the adjacent quarters to see what's going on, but the doors are still locked
[11:08] * FireFly_9 loses her balance because of the shockwave and falls into the hole Artemis has cut, right into the midst of the animamate senshi
[11:08] <=^catablanca^=> Oh no.
[11:08] <FireFly_9> Blast! (transforms)
[11:09] * The Sailor Animamate Senshi raise up their bracelets, preparing to take her Sailor Crystal
[11:09] <FireFly_9> SILENT WALL!
[11:09] * FireFly_9 surrounds herself with a barrier
[11:10] <FireFly_9> Listen to me, all of you! You don't want to live your lives as Serenity's battle thralls, do you?!
[11:11] * =^catablanca^= stays quiet, remaining unseen. He uses a scanner built into his mask to locate the tiara with the Sailor Crystals in them and prepares to swoop in.
[11:11] <Sailor A. Mars> MARS.... PLANET ATTACK!
[11:11] <Sailor A. Jupiter> JUPITER... PLANET ATTACK!
[11:12] * Sailor A. Jupiter and Mars unleash their full planetary force on the Silent wall
[11:12] * FireFly_9 drops to her knees, unable to maintain the barrier
[11:13] * =^catablanca^= BURSTS into the room from the ceiling, his cape unfurled!
[11:13] * FireFly_9 's Silent Wall breaks!
[11:14] * Sailor A. Mercury takes Saturn's Sailor Crystal and places it in the Tiara
[11:15] * Sailor A. Saturn rises and turns to face Catman, Glaive in hand.
[11:17] * =^catablanca^= stands on his hindlegs and assumes a kung-fu pose, eyeing the senshi carefully.
[11:18] * The Palace shakes as Jedite and Princess Sailor Moon do battle
[11:18] * =^catablanca^= fires a Catarang from his gauntlet and GRABS the tiara, pulling to to him!
[11:19] * The Sailor Animamate Senshi kneel to him.
[11:19] <=^catablanca^=> Now... to set you all fre-- (is knocked out)
[11:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi stads ovar da kitman chackling
[11:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi taks da tyara and poits 2 da aminates
[11:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u biches... wrok 4 mi new! mohshshshshshshshshsshshsh!!11
[11:21] * The Sailor Animamate Senshi bow and nod.
[11:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> itz mai time new!!11
[11:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeds da sanshi 2 miznamics korporashun
[11:22] * // J_Daito // and Princess Sailor Moon continue to battle
[11:23] <Princess Sailor Moon> You're not bad, Jedite... (wipes some blood off her mouth)
[11:23] <// J_Daito //> Heh
[11:23] * // J_Daito // wipes some blood off his mouth too
[11:24] <Princess Sailor Moon> ... if you were a thousand years later you might have stood a chance.
[11:24] <// J_Daito //> ... what?
[11:24] * Princess Sailor Moon 's ki aura EXPLODES into a Praxis effect
[11:24] * Princess Sailor Moon is glowing gold
[11:24] <// J_Daito //> s[BLEEP]t.
[11:25] * // J_Daito // cracks his knuckles and tries to gather all his power for the final clash
[11:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi commads sailar markuri 2 sart up da produkshun lynes
[11:26] <Sailor A. Mercury> What do you wish to build, my master?
[11:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> farst mak mi a new luna P!11
[11:26] * Sailor A. Mercury replicates a new Luna P for Chibiusa
[11:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> luna-p! tarn in2 a cammo jakret!1
[11:28] * Luna-P is now known as A Camoflauge Jacket
[11:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi pats on da jaket
[11:28] <Sailor A. Mercury> And now, my master?
[11:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mak mandroidz. lats of madroids.
[11:30] * // J_Daito // is fighting almost even with Princess Sailor Moon, but can't transcend his limits, and is beginning to falter.
[11:30] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Heh
[11:30] <Princess Sailor Moon> Setsuna!? I Banished you to the past!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
[11:31] <// J_Daito //> Ahh, Sets, come to save your Jedite-sama?
[11:31] * // J_Daito // laughs at Princess Sailor Moon. "Between the two of us, you're DEAD."
[11:31] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Don't be a fool, Jedite. My heart belongs to only one man.
[11:31] <// J_Daito //> What?! But all that "Jedite-sama, Jedite-sama!?"
[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> What better way to get you to come to the future and free Endymion from this harpy's claws?
[11:32] <Princess Sailor Moon> WHAT?!
[11:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 vanishes and heads for the Crystal Closet
[11:32] <Princess Sailor Moon> Why you-- (goes to follow)
[11:33] * // J_Daito // PUNCHES Princess Moon in the face
[11:33] <// J_Daito //> Your enemy.... is me!
[11:33] * // J_Daito // vows to get even with the Time Hag... if he lives...
[11:33] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 's dark laughter can be heard from the Crystal Closet
[11:34] <Princess Sailor Moon> Dammit Jedite she played you you idiot!
[11:34] <// J_Daito //> Hello?! Pot. Kettle. Black?!
[11:34] * Princess Sailor Moon and Jedite resume their battle.
[11:35] * Princess Sailor Moon and Jedite's fight shakes Crystal Tokyo to its core
[11:35] * a random imperial guard runs in
[11:36] <Guard> Highness! An army of man-droids is assaulting the pal--- (is vaporized by a stray ki bolt)
[11:36] <Princess Sailor Moon> What was (slam) he (blast) saying?
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> Wasn't paying (kick) attention (punch)
[12:32] <Princess Sailor Moon> Dammit I don't have time for this! Who knows what Setsuna's doing to MY MAN!!!
[12:32] * Princess Sailor Moon gets more wild and vicious, driving Jedite to his knees
[12:33] <// J_Daito //> (thinks) A woman in love is a scary thing, her wildness might give me a chance... but the way her power is growing exponentially... I doubt it...
[12:33] * The Crystal palace is resonating with Princess Sailor Moon's anger
[12:33] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> dead... scream
[12:34] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 BLOWS up the imperial guards guarding the Crystal Closet and takes their keycards, opening the door.
[12:34] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 takes a steel-tipped rose in the chest!!
[12:35] <Tuxedo Kamen> I've HAD IT WITH BEING EVERYONE'S MAN-MEAT!
[12:35] * Tuxedo Kamen sees he hit Setsuna
[12:35] <Tuxedo Kamen> Setsuna!!
[12:36] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 drops to the ground, coughing, and spitting up orange-red blood
[12:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> My lord...
[12:36] <Tuxedo Kamen> Setsuna! I thought you were a guard!
[12:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> World... going... black...
[12:37] * Tuxedo Kamen kneels before Setsuna
[12:37] * Tuxedo Kamen is now known as King Endymion
[12:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Ahh, the lavender suit... the color of sunset...
[12:37] <King Endymion> I won't let you die!
[12:37] * King Endymion uses his healing powers on Setsuna
[12:38] <King Endymion> I don't understand... I don't feel any wound--
[12:38] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 PULLS Endymion down to her and kisses him passionately
[12:38] <King Endymion> !
[12:38] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was protected by her hardsuit fuku
[12:38] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was faking
[12:39] * King Endymion tries to escape her grasp but can't
[12:39] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is in heaven
[12:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. iz sitll at mizonomiks, co-ardinating har mandroid attick on da kistal palase
[12:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshsh wit my armi of madroids and da sanshi at mi koomand, da wurld iz min!!1
[12:43] * Sakura petals waft in
[12:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WTF
[12:44] <Sailor Uranus (3004)> Heralded by the New Age, Sailor Uranus, appearing Beautifully!
[12:46] <Sailor Neptune (3004)> Sailor Neptune, appearing Gracefully!
[12:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wtf R U biches dong hear?!
[12:46] <Sailor Neptune (3004)> Why dear, we got tired of vacationing on Venus and decided to see how the old home planet was doing...
[12:47] <Sailor Uranus (3004)> I see the inmates are trying to take the asylum, heh
[12:47] <Sailor Neptune (3004)> But we can't let you have the senshi!
[12:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wips out har slivar kistal
[12:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> brang it, biches!!
[12:48] * Uranus and Neptune clash with Chibimoon, who starts to God Mode with her Ginzuishou
[12:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u facking biches ware laving on vinis 4 da last 1000 yars, y da f[BLEEP]k u shoewd up new?!
[12:50] <Sailor Uranus (3004) > Well Terraformed Venus is nice and all, and Neko was good enough to let us have half the planet for ourselves, but when we remembered this was the time you tried to take 'Taru-chan's sailor crystal, we knew it was time to step in
[12:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fakers!! (shots dem with beems of deht enargi
[12:51] * Sailor Uranus (3004) and Neptune block with their talismans
[12:51] * Sailor Uranus (3004) inadvertently destroys the mandroid control panel, they go berserk ripping up the crystal palace
[12:52] * Princess Sailor Moon SLAMS Jedite into the ground
[12:52] * // J_Daito // is battered, bleeding and broken, unable to move
[12:53] <// J_Daito //> Damn it, if only I could have gotten into my USSJ form...
[12:53] * Princess Sailor Moon prepares to impale Jedite in the heart with her sword with the palace is ROCKED by a massive explosion!
[12:53] <Princess Sailor Moon> What the hell?!
[12:54] * The walls of the palace shake and shudder as the mandroid army explodes against it, cracking the foundations
[12:55] <Princess Sailor Moon> Dammit! I'll finish you later!
[12:56] * Princess Sailor Moon teleports to the outside of the palace, where she begins flitting from point to point, a whirling dervish of death and destruction, cutting the mandroids down with ease
[12:56] * // J_Daito // mediates and focuses on trying to heal his injuries
[12:57] <King Endymion> Usako! (shoves Setsuna off him)
[12:57] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 rolls off to the side, very satisfied
[12:57] * King Endymion teleports to the front of the palace, fighting alongside Princess Sailor Moon
[12:58] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. unleeshes da fall poawar of da ganzusho, b[BLEEP]chsmacking uransuz and naptune int2 da grund!!
[12:59] <Sailor Uranus (3004) > (spits out some blood) f[BLEEP]k... I hate... f[BLEEP]king... god moders...
[12:59] <Sailor Neptune (3004) > (bleeding profusely) If we're going to hell, Haruka... it's all right, as long as I'm with you...
[13:00] <Sailor Uranus (3004) > f[BLEEP]k that s[BLEEP]t, Michi I WANT TO LIVE
[13:00] * Sailor Uranus (3004) leaps up for round two
[13:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ur gona dye now bi-- (is knocked down)
[13:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WTF?!
[13:01] * =^catablanca^= saw his chance and took it, sweeping and taking the Tiara controlling the Senshi. He SMASHES it, the sailor crystals returning to their owners
[13:01] <Sailor Mars (3004) > Free!
[13:01] <Sailor Mercury (3004) > At last!
[13:01] <FireFly_9> CHIBIUSA-CHAN!
[13:02] <Sailor Jupiter (3004) > (cracking her knuckles) I feel the need to bust some Royal ASS!
[13:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit sit sit
[13:02] * FireFly_9 heals future Neptune and Uranus
[13:03] <Sailor Uranus (3004) > Yo, 'Taru... thanks for telling us about this later.
[13:03] <FireFly_9> Eh?
[13:03] <Sailor Uranus (3004) > You have to tell us about this later so we'll remember it and come to interfere at the right moment
[13:04] <FireFly_9> Ok...
[13:04] * Sailor Uranus (3004) , Neptune (3004), Mars (3004), Jupiter (3004), Mercury (3004) and Saturn all advance on Chibiusa
[13:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I KEN TAK ALL U BICHES!!!1
[13:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat latar!!
[13:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi teleprots 2 da frany of da kistal palace!11
[13:06] * Sailor Uranus (3004) and Neptune (3004) leap away into the shadows
[13:06] <Sailor Mars (3004) > Coward.
[13:06] * Sailor Mars (3004) is now known as Hino Rei
[13:07] <FireFly_9> Rei-san, I think Chibiusa is going to battle Usagi-san...
[13:07] <Hino Rei> Let them fight. I'm sick of being that family's lackey.
[13:08] <Mizuno Ami> Same here.
[13:08] <Kino Makoto> You guys had the right idea in 2170 when you decided to settle on Venus with Minako-chan.
[13:09] <FireFly_9> Is that where I will be... err, am?
[13:09] <Kino Makoto> Oops, shouldn't have said anything.
[13:09] <FireFly_9> But if we were there, why didn't we step in earlier and end this?
[13:10] <Mizuno Ami> Well, because you will remember how this battle ends and decide to wait for history to play out its course.
[13:10] <Hino Rei> Damn! Usagi and Chibiusa are having a power struggle in front of the Palace!!
[13:10] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. and Princesz sailer moon fite it ot ginzushoe 2 ginzushoe
[13:11] <Princess Sailor Moon> I... won't... let... you... BEAT... ME!
[13:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak... u... BICH!
[13:12] * The titanic powers of the two Ginzuishou lash out and smash against one another, sending multiple explosions all over Crystal Tokyo, levelling buildings and anything else in their path
[13:13] <Mizuno Ami> So this is what it's like when two infinities collide...
[13:13] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 appears, her lipstick smudged, with a s[BLEEP]t-eating grin on her face
[13:13] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The problem here is they are the *same* Ginzuishou
[13:13] <Mizuno Ami> Could there be an explosion?!
[13:14] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Not unless they touch... but Usagi-chan and Small Lady are pushing the crystal to its limits...
[13:14] <FireFly_9> Then we have to stop them!
[13:15] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Hotaru-chan... this is a battle fated by destiny
[13:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi and princess sailer mon pore ot da pwear...
[13:15] * The two Ginzuishou begin to turn black and CRACK, crumbling to dust!
[13:16] * Princess Sailor Moon is now known as Tsukino Usagi
[13:16] <Tsukino Usagi > WHAT THE?!
[13:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hehehe!
[13:16] <Tsukino Usagi > CHIBIUSA! I'LL KILL YOU! (runs madly at her, arms out to go a chokehold)
[13:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> LUNA-P! Tern in2 a machin gan!!
[13:17] * Luna-P is now known as AK-47 Assault rifle
[13:18] <Tsukino Usagi> geh...
[13:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> MOHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSSHHS!
[13:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi ranz aftar ugasi
[13:18] * Tsukino Usagi grabs Mamoru and they dissappear into the rapidly crumbling crystal palace, which is imploding
[13:19] <FireFly_9> They'll be crushed!
[13:20] <Hino Rei> Dammit, I hate to help them after all they've been through, but we can't let them die!
[13:20] * Hino Rei and the others run into the crumbling palace, the Catman swings away into the night
[13:20] * FireFly_9 comes across the gravely wounded Jedite and heals him
[13:21] <// J_Daito //> I... owe you one... Tomoe...
[13:21] <FireFly_9> Tell me later! Come on!
[13:22] * The group follows, seeing Usagi and Mamoru running into their bedchambers and locking the door. Chibiusa bangs on the door and tries shooting it open, but Luna-P runs out of ammo.
[13:22] <FireFly_9> Stand aside, I'll cut down the door with my glaive!
[13:22] * Two Gunshots ring out.
[13:23] <FireFly_9> What... no...
[13:23] <Rei Hino> They... didn't...
[13:23] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> They wanted to be together... no matter what...
[13:23] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...forever...
[13:24] <Rei Hino> NOOO! We have to go help them! NOOOOOOO! USAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGIIIIII!!
[13:25] <Mizuno Ami> (using her visor) It's too late! This place is collapsing! That room is magically shielded, we can't teleport in!
[13:25] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Rei, Ami, Makoto. Decide. Do you want to stay in this future or return to your past lives?
[13:25] <Kino Makoto> There... there's nothing for us here... anymore....
[13:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u biches! wat da fack did u DEW?!
[13:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz krying
[13:26] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Very well then. There is no more time to debate the issue.
[13:27] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 waves her Time staff and transports Rei, Makoto, Ami, Hotaru and Jedite back to the present. She then whisks Small lady out of the Crystal palace as it falls in on itself, destroyed.
[13:28] * The bodies of Neo Queen Serenity and King Endymion were never found.
[13:28] * Small Lady Tsukino Usagi took her place as Serenity II, ruling over the remains of the city for exactly one weekend until the populace deposed her, forcing her into mandatory education, which she prompltly escaped from, fleeing into the past via the Time Gate.
[13:28] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `Some months later, Neo-Argentina`
[13:32] <Conejo Luna> Heheh... want another c[BLEEP]ktail?
[13:32] <Hombre De la Tierra> Si, my sweet.
[13:33] <Conejo Luna> Isn't the new housekeeper coming today?
[13:33] <Hombre De la Tierra> Si, mi amor.
[13:34] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Greetings. I am your new housekeeper.
[13:34] <Conejo Luna> S---Setsuna-san!?
[13:34] <Hombre De la Tierra> Y-You found us?!
[13:34] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 laughs darkly
[13:35] <Conejo Luna> I TOLD YOU we should have fled to Neo Antarctica!
[13:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Don't worry, we're going to be one big, happy family ^___^
[13:36] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 pulls out the BAK 10.0
[13:36] * rei.bot 3.14 changes topic to `end playback`
[13:37] <S.X. Aino> hahahahah that was GREAT r-chan!
[13:37] * rei.bot 3.14 bows
[13:38] <S.X. Aino> Running off to Neo-Argentina like that and thinking no one would find them... and Sets-P playing everyone like a Paddle!!
[13:39] <rei.bot 3.14> "fiddle"
[13:40] <S.X. Aino> Heh... all that time she pretended to be drooling over Jeddy, she was just setting him up to get Usagi-san out of the way
[13:40] <rei.bot 3.14> heh
[13:40] * S.X. Aino looks over the ruins
[13:41] <S.X. Aino> Crystal Tokyo would rise a few more times after that, but never to the heights it enjoyed in the late 30th / early 31st century.
[13:41] * S.X. Aino gets up and smiles
[13:42] <S.X. Aino> Well, from one revolution to another, the Endless Waltz of history is about to repeat itself here once again... we really should be going. It's time for you to rejoin the family, r-chan ^_^
[13:43] * rei.bot 3.14 bows and follows Sakura-chan to her shiny silver monolith of a TARDIS and enters as Sakura stands outside for a moment.
[13:43] * S.X. Aino takes one last look over the ruined landscape and hears the first subharmonic thrums of the atomic explosions in the distance.
[13:44] * S.X. Aino narrows her eyes as her long blonde hair whips in her face from a sudden breeze.
[13:44] <S.X. Aino> Hmm. It's coming. I wonder what those guys did after all this, when they got back home...
[13:45] * S.X. Aino enters and closes the TARDIS door.
[13:45] * With a sharp, scraping sound, her TARDIS vanishes just as the primary shockwave from the atomic explosion obliterates the last remnants of Crystal Tokyo for all time.
[13:46] <> ♦ The End
[13:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi fallz oot of a tim portal bak in da 21st santri... hloding on 2 da weeker ginzuisho frum da liv akshun sailer loona
[13:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshshshshhshshshshshshshs.....