Suburban Senshi Season 6

Suburban Senshi Revolutions

Episode 2: Smash and Grab

(12/12/05)


[07:13] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:13] <@spiritflame> last night's background events (read first)--> http://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/episodes/tournament1b.html
[07:14] <// J_Daito //> Optimus Prime did not steal your space sword
[07:14] <@SpeedRcrX> YES. YES HE DID I WAS THERE
[07:14] <// J_Daito //> The leader of the autobots is fictional
[07:14] <@SpeedRcrX> DO NOT BLASPHEME MOTHERf[BLEEP]kER
[07:15] * // J_Daito // rolls eyes
[07:15] <// J_Daito //> So basically you and Kaioh and Meioh have lost your talisman things.
[07:15] <FireFly_9> the three objects used to create the Holy Grail.
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> And Sneaky Future Girl's bloodline lets her use them
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> But wasn't she just adopted into that clan?
[07:17] * // J_Daito // doesn't understand her whole history, doesn't give a s[BLEEP]t, but didn't EIHGF drop her in 1916 Japan to replace the real Shinguuji Sakura
[07:17] <@spiritflame> reincarnation; they have the same soul
[07:17] <FireFly_9> Wait, that was verified?
[07:17] * @spiritflame knows these things
[07:18] <// J_Daito //> Well isn't that handy
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Man, the last time that thing was summoned Mistress 9 crushed it into pulp and fed it to Pharaoh 90
[07:19] <FireFly_9> Ugh, don't remind.
[07:19] <FireFly_9> But I killed Pharaoh 90, and Moon was able to transform anyway. I believe the Grail energies were returned.
[07:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude it's her magic space rock. That s[BLEEP]t lets her DO ANYTHING
[07:20] <FireFly_9> Yes, including reconstitutiong the Holy Grail. She is, after all, the Messiah of Light.
[07:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Not my f[BLEEP]king messiah.
[07:20] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou isn't this how this whole tournament got started
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> ?
[07:21] <// J_Daito //> Your inability to peacefully co-exist with Tsukino's authority
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh LIKE YOU'RE INTO THAT s[BLEEP]t YOUR ARMY TRIED TO KILL... NO *DID* KILL HER MOTHER
[07:22] <// J_Daito //> Hello? Evil person here?
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway what the f[BLEEP]k we need to know who the hell is behind this
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Cuz I don't feel like being ruled over by someone
[07:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Except Molson corporation and the Duff Brewery because their s[BLEEP]t rocks
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, well we'll see.
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> I am going to fight horseboy and Tomoe the Elder soon
[07:24] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC ( perhaps the Enemy will make their move then)
[07:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Hmm.
[07:24] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is still wailing in the corner over her lost garnet orb
[07:24] *** Disconnected
[07:24] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING END ***

[07:13] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2
[07:26] <Thundr_Dragon> Does he know yet?
[07:26] <flame_SNIPER> None of them know.
[07:26] <flame_SNIPER> But that BAKA Artemis might hæ let slip something
[07:27] <Mizunomics01> I really hope not :<
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> Artemis would never do that...
[07:27] <Thundr_Dragon> Still, we have to keep going on with the Tournament now
[07:27] <flame_SNIPER> It's a WASTE OF TIME
[07:27] <Mizunomics01> On the contrary, if someone is trying to frame me I want to know who it is
[07:28] <Thundr_Dragon> Ami-chan, people are saying that in the future you'll have turned traitor for some reason.
[07:28] <Mizunomics01> ....
[07:29] <Mizunomics01> I've done every medical test I can think of and found nothing wrong.
[07:29] <Mizunomics01> Still, I'm willing to be isolated if you believe it to be just.
[07:29] <C'est_la_V> Ami-chan, I believe in you.
[07:30] <C'est_la_V> I just.... can't believe what's been happening back home.
[07:30] <flame_SNIPER> It's the biggest state secret there is, Minako-chan.
[07:30] <flame_SNIPER> If anyone found out, Neo-Japan would try to nuke Crystal Tokyo off the map
[07:31] <Mizunomics01> They would fail of course.... but the fallout would destroy the island and half the planet, and Regent Setsuna-san doesn't want that.
[07:31] <C'est_la_V> Where the HELL is Usagi-chan in all this!?
[07:32] <flame_SNIPER> Well obviously we think Baka-chan is either out of action or off crying in some hole somewhere
[07:32] <Thundr_Dragon> That's too harsh, Rei-chan.
[07:33] <flame_SNIPER> Oh PLEASE I would have SOLVED this already.
[07:33] <Mizunomics01> But that's because you're a b[BLEEP]ch, rei-chan ♡
[07:33] <flame_SNIPER> ...............................
[07:33] <Thundr_Dragon> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:33] <flame_SNIPER> I'm the QUEEN b[BLEEP]ch if it will save the WORLD
[07:34] <flame_SNIPER> Three Senshi against.... YOU KNOW WHAT just isn't enough.
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> I know...
[07:35] <flame_SNIPER> And with Chibiusa-chan HERE and the Ginzuishou here, we're even more vulnerable.
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> I know....!
[07:35] <Mizunomics01> The tournament has to continue... we need to draw out whoever's started this...
[07:37] <Thundr_Dragon> But Ami-chan.... if time travel's involved, then it could very well be you from the future.
[07:37] <Mizunomics01> If that is the case, I shall defeat her.
[07:37] * C'est_la_V is away: thinking to do...
[07:37] <Thundr_Dragon> Minako-chan...
[07:37] <=^catablanca^=> Mina...
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> ARTEMIS! HAVE YOU SAID ANYTHING!
[07:38] <=^catablanca^=> No, no, of course not!
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> Good! Because the enemy could be listening even now!
[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> Rei, you're over-reacting
[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> If we just went to the Outer Senshi and explained...
[07:39] <flame_SNIPER> NO WAY. They're sloppy and lazy and too full of themselves
[07:40] <flame_SNIPER> they chose to stay in the past while we SLAVED to Usagi-chan running that godforsaken parody of Crystal Tokyo, then later as animamate SLAVES to paranoid Usagi-chan
[07:41] <flame_SNIPER> Now that she's faked her death and run off to Neo-Argentina to live in "peace", Setsuna-san's running the realm and they STILL haven't come back
[07:41] <Thundr_Dragon> Rei-chan calm down
[07:41] <flame_SNIPER> and then MINAKO-CHAN left to get HITCHED and there's THREE OF US
[07:42] <flame_SNIPER> THREE OF US AGAINST THAT ba[BLEEP]rd and AMI-CHAN isn't SANE~!
[07:42] <Mizunomics01> - Who's not sane just because I feel I can remake the world in my own image into an intellectual utopian society -
[07:42] <Thundr_Dragon> ::rollseyes
[07:43] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Exhibition Match 2 of the System War 05 Tournament begins * * *
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> Wait, that's early
[07:43] <Mizunomics01> Xadium-san and the others must have advanced the schedule to throw off the enemy
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> CRAP
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> IDIOTS
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> We're not ready! Anything could happen~
[07:45] *** Disconnected
[07:45] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING END ***
[07:13] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3
[07:46] *** Topic is - Elios v Jedite v Tomoe 3 way dance -
[07:46] *** Set by @spiritflame on Tue Dec 13 07:46 2005
[08:04] *** The rubble of Mugen Gakuen...
[08:04] <GERMATOID> I CAN'T BELIEVE REI.BOT-KUN DESTROYED MY ACADEMY JUST TO TEST XADIUM-KUN'S POWERUP :<
[08:05] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[08:06] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> no matter
[08:06] ☼ Scouter indicates // J_Daito // has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[08:06] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[08:07] ☼ Scouter indicates H3LLi05 has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[08:07] <H3LLi05> Yo Yo Yo crazy hoes let's get this show on the road yo!
[08:07] * // J_Daito // is now known as Super Jedite
[08:08] * GERMATOID RIPS OFF HIS LAB JACKET AND SHIRT TO REVEAL HIS MASSIVELY RIPPED CHEST, THE PRODUCT OF SUPERIOR GENETIC ENGINEERING
[08:08] <Super Jedite> Hah well I ate the blood of the OLD ONES you serve old man
[08:09] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME
[08:09] <Super Jedite> shut up
[08:09] [1000 HP / 1474 MP] H3LLi05 uses the golden crystal to make the ground come alive and trap these motherf[BLEEP]kers by da feet (-26 MP)
[08:10] [999 HP / 1502 MP] Super Jedite has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[08:10] * Super Jedite RIPS his feet out of the ground
[08:10] [943 HP / 1504 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (57 damage)
[08:10] * GERMATOID IS ROOTED TO THE SPOT!
[08:10] <Super Jedite> Well well well
[08:11] [999 HP / 1489 MP] Super Jedite ZWEES over to Tomoe and punches him in the face (-13 MP)
[08:11] [891 HP / 1518 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (52 damage)
[08:11] * GERMATOID JERKA BACK AND SPITS UP BLOOD
[08:11] [1000 HP / 1437 MP] H3LLi05 transforms into pegasus and rams jed with his horn (-37 MP)
[08:12] [958 HP / 1505 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (41 damage)
[08:12] * Super Jedite grunts as he's impaled
[08:12] <GERMATOID> PASS
[08:12] <Super Jedite> What do you mean PASS
[08:12] * GERMATOID ISN'T GOIGN TO ATTACK
[08:13] <Super Jedite> .... YOU stay there I'm coming to kill you
[08:13] [958 HP / 1466 MP] Super Jedite ZWEES over to tomoe again and kicks him in the chest (-39 MP)
[08:13] [891 HP / 1519 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:13] * GERMATOID TWISTS TO THE SIDE
[08:14] [1000 HP / 1430 MP] H3LLi05 transforms to normal and pops Jed in the face with the knucks "f[BLEEP]k him I owe you from the Budokai" (-7 MP)
[08:14] [919 HP / 1486 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (39 damage)
[08:14] * Super Jedite skids back
[08:14] <Super Jedite> That's not going to do much, thug
[08:15] [919 HP / 586 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Jedite SUCKS OUT HELIOS' ENERGY (-900 MP)
[08:15] [481 HP / 1455 MP ] H3LLi05 has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (519 damage)
[08:15] <H3LLi05> f[BLEEP]k! *drops to the ground all f[BLEEP]ked up*
[08:16] * Super Jedite licks his lips and walkes over to Horse Boy
[08:16] [919 HP / 568 MP] Super Jedite kicks him in the side of the head "you're ten thousand years too early for the likes of me, boy" (-18 MP)
[08:16] [481 HP / 1460 MP] H3LLi05 has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:17] * H3LLi05 twists outta the way somehow
[08:17] [919 HP / 542 MP] Super Jedite picks up elios telekinetically and VADER GRIPS him (-26 MP)
[08:17] [428 HP / 1464 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[08:17] * H3LLi05 is choking!
[08:18] <H3LLi05> I'll *gasp* even this b[BLEEP]ch
[08:18] <GERMATOID> PASS
[08:18] <Super Jedite> What are you just NOT FIGHTING what
[08:18] * GERMATOID IS STUCK IN THE GROUND
[08:20] [428 HP / 564 MP] SPECIAL ATK: H3LLi05 leans his head down and SHOOTS his golden crystal into Jed's LEFT EYE (-900 MP)
[08:20] <Super Jedite> what the--
[08:20] [635 HP / 552 MP ] Super Jedite has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (284 damage)
[08:20] <Super Jedite> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[08:20] * Super Jedite claws at the crystal and yanks it from his eye, staggering
[08:21] [428 HP / 553 MP] H3LLi05 takes a sucker punch at piņata prof (-11 MP)
[08:21] [833 HP / 1583 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[08:21] <GERMATOID> MAUAHAHAHAHAHA! *FALLS BACK LAUGHING HALFWAY, STILL STUCK IN THE GROUND*
[08:22] [635 HP / 527 MP] Super Jedite FLIES OVER to Helios and TACKLES him into some jutting rebar (-25 MP)
[08:22] [428 HP / 555 MP] H3LLi05 has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:23] * H3LLi05 spins to the side at the last sec "not today old man"
[08:23] [428 HP / 548 MP] H3LLi05 uses jed's momentum to RAM him into the rebar right through the shoulder (-7 MP)
[08:23] [590 HP / 570 MP] Super Jedite has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (45 damage)
[08:24] * Super Jedite twitches and convulses, the ichor leaking from his shoulder
[08:24] <GERMATOID> PASS
[08:24] <H3LLi05> f[BLEEP]k that s[BLEEP]t you ain't passing my fist!
[08:25] [428 HP / 522 MP] H3LLi05 puches tomoe in the head gonna mek him DED (-26 MP)
[08:25] [783 HP / 1584 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[08:25] * GERMATOID 'S NOSE EXPLODES LIKE UMINO AFTER SEEING SAILOR V FANSERVICE
[08:26] [590 HP / 546 MP] Super Jedite yanks the rebar and the concrete block it's attached to from the ground and SWINGS IT, BRAINING ELIOS (-24 MP)
[08:26] [390 HP / 530 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:26] * H3LLi05 is smashed in the side of the head like a motherf[BLEEP]k!
[08:27] [390 HP / 490 MP] H3LLi05 turns his crystal into the Golden GattTM and sprays that jed b[BLEEP]ch (-40 MP)
[08:27] [589 HP / 556 MP] Super Jedite has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[08:27] * Super Jedite catches the bullets out of the air
[08:27] * Super Jedite crushes them
[08:28] [589 HP / 551 MP] Super Jedite flicks the compressed pellet into Tomoe the Elder's head (-5 MP)
[08:28] [734 HP / 1651 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (49 damage)
[08:28] * GERMATOID LAUGHS A LITTLE AS HE'S SHOT IN THE HEAD
[08:28] [390 HP / 484 MP] H3LLi05 kicks tomoe in the nutsack for s[BLEEP]ts and giggles (-6 MP)
[08:29] [696 HP / 1666 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:29] * GERMATOID IS GLAD HE'S WEARING A CUP ><
[08:29] [589 HP / 532 MP] Super Jedite picks up a boulder and hurls it into Elios' chest (-19 MP)
[08:29] [361 HP / 525 MP] H3LLi05 has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (29 damage)
[08:30] * H3LLi05 flies f[BLEEP]king back and smashes through an old support column
[08:30] <Super Jedite> And here we are again
[08:30] [589 HP / 505 MP] Super Jedite grabs elios by the neck and rabbit punches him 300 times in one second (-27 MP)
[08:30] [325 HP / 545 MP] H3LLi05 has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (36 damage)
[08:31] <Super Jedite> - that makes three for me now ^_^ -
[08:31] <H3LLi05> What the f[BLEEP]k...
[08:31] [589 HP / 495 MP] Super Jedite CRASHES HIM into a PYLON "this" (-10 MP)
[08:31] [322 HP / 547 MP] H3LLi05 has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[08:31] * H3LLi05 plants his feet in the f[BLEEP]king ground
[08:32] [589 HP / 466 MP] Super Jedite headbutts him "is for thinking--" (-29 MP)
[08:32] [302 HP / 552 MP] H3LLi05 has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (20 damage)
[08:32] * H3LLi05 's forhead bleeds out
[08:33] [589 HP / 464 MP] Super Jedite SWINGS HIM AROUND AND HURLS HIM through a room "That the likes of YOU could ever beat ME, he who has feasted on the meat of CTHULTHU HIMSELF" (-2 MP)
[08:33] [253 HP / 563 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[08:33] * H3LLi05 spits up blood and s[BLEEP]t and twitches on the ground
[08:34] [696 HP / 766 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID SPITS OUT A DAIMON POD WHICH GOES INTO ELIOS' CHEST AND EXPLODES (-900 MP)
[08:34] <H3LLi05> O_O
[08:34] [-43 HP/ 578 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (296 damage)
[08:34] H3LLi05 has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[08:34] * H3LLi05 is a bloody f[BLEEP]ked up mess on the ground
[08:34] <Super Jedite> So... Tomoe, you finally make your move to ROB ME OF VICTORY
[08:35] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *IS NOW RELEASED FROM THE GROUND*
[08:35] * GERMATOID CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES
[08:35] <Super Jedite> Well it's still my turn
[08:35] [589 HP / 430 MP] Super Jedite CHARGES Tomoe and SLASHES at his chest with a dark energy blade (-34 MP)
[08:35] [696 HP / 769 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:36] * GERMATOID SIDESTEPS
[08:36] [696 HP / 733 MP] GERMATOID CHOPS JED IN THE ABCK OF THE NECK AS HE PASSES (-36 MP)
[08:36] [551 HP / 432 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:36] * Super Jedite staggers for a moment but does not lose his footing and wheels back around
[08:37] [551 HP / 392 MP] Super Jedite peppers Tomoe the Elder with a rain of ki blasts (-40 MP)
[08:37] [659 HP / 743 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage)
[08:37] * GERMATOID DROPS BACK, ENERGY BOILING OFF HIS CHEST
[08:38] [659 HP / 732 MP] GERMATOID LASHES OUT WITH A SERIES OF GERMATOID CLONES THAT RISE FROM THE RUBBLE AND ENVELOP JEDITE (-11 MP)
[08:38] [540 HP / 395 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (11 damage)
[08:38] * Super Jedite is being smothered
[08:39] * Super Jedite flares up his ki aura and explodes the damn things off of him
[08:39] [540 HP / 357 MP] Super Jedite steps back into a portal and emerges behind tomoe, driving a dark energy blade into the prof's back (-38 MP)
[08:39] [636 HP / 777 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[08:40] <GERMATOID> O_O *DROPS TO THE GROUND*
[08:40] [540 HP / 337 MP] Super Jedite wheels and SMASHES his boot down on Tomoe's head (-20 MP)
[08:40] [609 HP / 783 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (27 damage)
[08:40] * GERMATOID SPITS UP BLOOD
[08:42] [540 HP / 304 MP] Super Jedite BLASTS tomoe with a HUGE ball of ki and sends him crashing down into the old basement of Mugen (-33 MP)
[08:42] [562 HP / 846 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (47 damage)
[08:42] * GERMATOID CRASHES THROUGH THE GROUND AND LANDS ON HIS OLD WORKTABLE WITH A CRASH!
[08:43] * Super Jedite follows and lands on top of the table
[08:43] [562 HP / 806 MP] GERMATOID HURLS SCALDING TASTY COFFEE AT JEDITE (-40 MP)
[08:43] [540 HP / 309 MP] Super Jedite has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:43] <Super Jedite> Hah, it's gotten cold old man. Just like your blood.
[08:44] [540 HP / 284 MP] Super Jedite picks up a broken beaker and STABS tomoe in the shoulder (-25 MP)
[08:44] [538 HP / 817 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[08:44] * GERMATOID FLAILS
[08:44] [538 HP / 785 MP] GERMATOID THROWS SOME GLASS CHIPS INTO JEDITE'S WOUNDED EYE (-32 MP)
[08:45] [503 HP / 345 MP] Super Jedite has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage)
[08:45] * Super Jedite screams and falsl abck
[08:45] * GERMATOID PASSES, TO REST
[08:45] <Super Jedite> Fatal mistake old man
[08:46] [503 HP / 322 MP] Super Jedite LIFTS UP THE WHOLE TABLE AND SLAMS IT INTO THE DAIMON MONSTERBAKE OVEN (-23 MP)
[08:46] [503 HP / 834 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (35 damage)
[08:46] * GERMATOID IS ROASTING, BUT FOR SOME REASON LAUGHS INSANELY
[08:46] [503 HP / 282 MP] Super Jedite turns up the heat 100 degrees (-40 MP)
[08:46] [467 HP / 843 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (36 damage)
[08:46] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[08:46] <Super Jedite> YOU LAUGH?!
[08:47] [503 HP / 244 MP] Super Jedite turns up the heat 10000 DEGRESS (-38 MP)
[08:47] [462 HP / 846 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[08:47] * GERMATOID BLOCKS THE HEATING COIL
[08:47] * GERMATOID PASSES
[08:47] <Super Jedite> ARE YOU MOCKING ME
[08:48] [503 HP / 226 MP] Super Jedite PUMMELS THE OVEN WITH KI (-18 MP)
[08:48] [462 HP / 850 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:48] <GERMATOID> THE DOOR'S THICK :P
[08:48] * GERMATOID PASSES
[08:48] <Super Jedite> ,.................
[08:49] <Super Jedite> Have you no WILL to fight!
[08:49] [503 HP / 218 MP] Super Jedite gets the pure heart extractor and FIRES IT AT TOMOE (-8 MP)
[08:49] [414 HP / 852 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (48 damage)
[08:50] * GERMATOID GASPS AND WHEEZES AS HIS PURE BLACK HEART POPS OUT
[08:50] * GERMATOID STILL... PASSES
[08:50] <Super Jedite> ....
[08:50] [503 HP / 180 MP] Super Jedite tekekinetically CRUSHES The oven around tomoe (-38 MP)
[08:50] [382 HP / 911 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
[08:51] * GERMATOID IS CRUSHED LIKE A SARDINE BUT LAUGHS HIS ASS OFF
[08:51] <Super Jedite> What the HELL is SO FUNNY
[08:51] * GERMATOID HAS REGENERATED HIS MP
[08:51] <Super Jedite> ..............................................................
[08:51] <Super Jedite> Metallia, no
[08:52] [382 HP / 11 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID EXPLODES OUT OF THE OVEN AND RAMS JEDITE HEAD FIRST INTO THE PROTABLE CYCLOTRON, SETTING IT TO SHAKE AND BAKE! (-900 MP)
[08:53] [503 HP / 181 MP ] Super Jedite has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[08:53] <Super Jedite> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOOL
[08:53] * Super Jedite dodged, having seen that coming of course
[08:53] <GERMATOID> O__X
[08:54] <Super Jedite> Did you think a SUPERIOR strategist like myself would not know what you were planning?
[08:54] <GERMATOID> ♦ [08:51] <SUPER JEDITE> METALLIA, NO
[08:54] [503 HP / 154 MP] Super Jedite kicks you in the head (-27 MP)
[08:54] [344 HP / 19 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:54] * GERMATOID ROLLS OVER ONTO THE GROUND
[08:55] [344 HP / -16 MP] GERMATOID GRABS JED'S BOOT AND SLAMD HIM FORWARD INTO THE JAGGED GLASS OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-35 MP)
[08:55] * Super Jedite licks his lips vegita style
[08:55] [503 HP / 119 MP] Super Jedite SMASHES his boot into your sternum (-35 MP)
[08:55] [290 HP / -11 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[08:56] * GERMATOID CANT' ATTACK ><
[08:56] [503 HP / 89 MP] Super Jedite gets out a penknife anf carves a ward ON TOMOE (-30 MP)
[08:56] [252 HP / 53 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:56] <GERMATOID> ARRRRGH
[08:57] [252 HP / 18 MP] GERMATOID NIPS UP AND CHOKEHOLDS JEDITE (-35 MP)
[08:57] [472 HP / 91 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[08:57] * Super Jedite is beign strangulated for what the second time
[08:57] [472 HP / 82 MP] Super Jedite presses his palm to the ward on tomoe's chest and fires a ki blast (-9 MP)
[08:57] [249 HP / 28 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[08:58] * GERMATOID USES IRON SHIRT
[08:58] [249 HP / 22 MP] GERMATOID RAMS JEDITE BACK AND THROUGH A WALL (-6 MP)
[08:58] [441 HP / 92 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[08:58] * Super Jedite spits up blood into tomoe's face
[08:59] [441 HP / 77 MP] Super Jedite breaks the chokehold anfd kicks tomoe off him into a locker (-15 MP)
[08:59] [232 HP / 32 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[08:59] * GERMATOID SHAKES HIS HEAD AND GRABS SOMETHING FROM THE DENTED LOCKER
[08:59] [232 HP / 11 MP] GERMATOID CARVES INTO JEDITE WITH A CHAINSAW! (-21 MP)
[08:59] <Super Jedite> A CHAINSAW WHAT IS THIS DOOM
[09:00] [398 HP / 82 MP] Super Jedite has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (43 damage)
[09:00] * Super Jedite screams as his left shoulder is basically pulped
[09:00] [398 HP / 42 MP] Super Jedite punches though tomoe's chest (-40 MP)
[09:00] [191 HP / 50 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (41 damage)
[09:01] * GERMATOID DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AND DROPS THE CHAINSAW
[09:02] [191 HP / 14 MP] GERMATOID TACKLES JEDITE AND RAMS HIM INTO A STORAGE CABINET FILLED WITH GLASS (-36 MP)
[09:02] [375 HP / 51 MP] Super Jedite has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[09:02] <GERMATOID> - MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
[09:03] * Super Jedite is cut up and bleeding badly
[09:03] [191 HP / -19 MP] GERMATOID GRABS A COPY OF THE PHYSICAN'S DESK REFERENCE 2005 AND SMASHES IT OVER JEDITE'S HEAD OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-33 MP)
[09:03] <Super Jedite> :)
[09:04] * GERMATOID JUST DOESN'T BOTHER WITH THE SECOND ATTACK THEN ><
[09:04] [375 HP / 40 MP] Super Jedite opens his mouth and blasts tomoe with a giant beam of ki (-11 MP)
[09:04] [189 HP / -10 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[09:04] * GERMATOID SPRITZED YOU WITH BREATH FRESHENER
[09:04] <Super Jedite> ...
[09:05] * GERMATOID STILL HAS TO PASS ><
[09:05] [375 HP / 1 MP] Super Jedite leaps up, grabs tomoe around the neck, rotates him around and drives HIM into the glass cabinet, which was shattered into far morwe dangerous shards by his impact (-39 MP)
[09:05] [139 HP / 4 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[09:06] * GERMATOID IS PANTING LIKE CRAZY AND BLEEDING OUT
[09:06] [139 HP / -9 MP] GERMATOID PUNCHES JEDITE OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-13 MP)
[09:06] [375 HP / -35 MP] Super Jedite puches tomoe OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-36 MP)
[09:06] *** Sudden death!
[09:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Jedite has HP level of 50!
[09:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Jedite has MP level of 50!
[09:07] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has MP level of 50!
[09:07] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP level of 50!
[09:07] <Super Jedite> So it comes down to one hit...
[09:08] [50 HP / 19 MP] GERMATOID GRABS JEDITE'S NECK AND CRUSHES HIM THROUGH THE WALL (-31 MP)
[09:08] [50 HP / 51 MP] Super Jedite has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[09:08] <Super Jedite> :d
[09:08] * Super Jedite HOLDS HIS GROUND with all his might
[09:08] [50 HP / 51 MP] Super Jedite hits Tomoe with a DDT into the jagged glass covered floor (-0 MP)
[09:09] [21 HP / 35 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (29 damage)
[09:09] * GERMATOID IS IMPALED BY GLASS BUT GETS TO HIS FEET
[09:09] [21 HP / 6 MP] GERMATOID YANKS OUT THE GLASS AND SLASHES JEDITE WITH IT (-29 MP)
[09:09] [33 HP / 68 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[09:10] * Super Jedite jerks back, ichor exploding from his chest
[09:10] [33 HP / 46 MP] Super Jedite presses his fingertips to tomoe's head and fires off a ki blast (-22 MP)
[09:10] [-2 HP / 36 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (23 damage)
[09:10] GERMATOID has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[09:11] * GERMATOID SCREAMS OUT WITH HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AS HIS HEAD EXPLODES
[09:11] * GERMATOID DROPS TO THE GROUND
[09:11] <Super Jedite> I blew his head off... O_O
[09:11] <Super Jedite> >>
[09:11] <Super Jedite> <<
[09:11] <Super Jedite> Err...
[09:12] <Super Jedite> Uhm.
[09:12] <Super Jedite> f[BLEEP]k not that I care but Tomoe the younger has that knife
[09:12] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP A HAND
[09:12] <Super Jedite> :O
[09:12] * GERMATOID 'S HEAD STARTS TO GROW BACK SLOWLY
[09:12] <Super Jedite> What the hell are you?
[09:13] * GERMATOID IS A REGENERATOR
[09:13] <Super Jedite> So that's what the proper fusion of human / alien DNA does...
[09:13] * GERMATOID IS THE SUPERHUMAN! MUAHAHAHAHAAH
[09:14] <Super Jedite> Well anyway I am still the kind of evilTM around here
[09:14] <Super Jedite> You had a good plan; it might have worked
[09:14] <Super Jedite> But I'm just that damn good
[09:14] <GERMATOID> LUCKY, YOU MEAN.
[09:14] <Super Jedite> Luck is a valid factor in the theatre of war
[09:14] * Super Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[09:14] * // J_Daito // helps up tomoe
[09:15] <// J_Daito //> Let's go see what that idiot pervert horse is doing
[09:15] *** back at the surface
[09:15] * H3LLi05 lies on the ground, bleeding out from the head in a coma
[09:15] * H3LLi05 's golden crystal has been ripped from his forehead
[09:16] <// J_Daito //> what the hell? WHERE WAS SECURITY
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Who the f[BLEEP]k woudl be security at a big brawl like this
[09:17] <flame_SNIPER> There was a fast blur and before we knew it the crystal was gone
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> Oh if it isn't the light of my loins
[09:17] <flame_SNIPER> Don't make me BURN YOU AGAIN
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> anytime, Sexy no Senshi
[09:18] <flame_SNIPER> WHY YOU
[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> PEOPLE
[09:18] <Mizunomics01> Elios is in a deep coma
[09:18] <Thundr_Dragon> While you two were fighting we kept watch on the perimeter but saw nothing
[09:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko, you see anything?
[09:19] <C'est_la_V> No
[09:19] * C'est_la_V turns away and huddles with the other inners
[09:19] <FireFly_9> I sensed nothing. One minute the crystal was there, the next it was gone.
[09:20] <flame_SNIPER> We've decided. We're doing our own investigation because you people are incompetent.
[09:20] <@SpeedRcrX> This is our f[BLEEP]king turf hothead
[09:21] <=^catablanca^=> Can we please not have this peeing contest now
[09:21] <@SpeedRcrX> rei did you sense anything?
[09:21] <flame_SNIPER> No.
[09:21] <@SpeedRcrX> NOT YOU the kickass one
[09:21] <@spiritflame> a twitch in time
[09:22] <flame_SNIPER> Oh what the hell does SHE know
[09:22] * @spiritflame recorded everything
[09:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Can you show us
[09:22] * @spiritflame plays back a loop, only in one frame of video does a dark blur appear over elios, and the next instant the crystal is gone
[09:23] <Mizunomics01> That's incredibly fast
[09:23] <flame_SNIPER> How can we trust her! She might be in on it! I want that footage analyzed
[09:23] <@spiritflame> i replay my memory directly
[09:23] <flame_SNIPER> Then let's crack open your head
[09:24] <@spiritflame> - yours first, child -
[09:24] <flame_SNIPER> grrr
[09:24] <FireFly_9> ENOUGH
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> So all the talismans are gone, and now the golden crystal and Sneaky future Girl who might be able to use the Talismans to make the Holy Grail / Sacred Jockstrap whatever the hell it is
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> But at least I'm the baddest of the bad motherf[BLEEP]kers here
[09:25] <@SpeedRcrX> That's great Jed, ya.
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[09:25] *** Disconnected
[09:25] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING END ***