Jan 22 2011
For god's sake, Internet
, your bloody astrological signs aren't changing. No,
There's no new 13th sign. Just because some damn Astronomer did a little historical research and decided to troll the internet
with his "findings" doesn't mean that your entire lives have suddenly, irrevocably changed.
When a parent dies, when a loved one walks out on you, when you move thousands of miles, that's
when you've experienced a life-changing event. One man publishing a paper on "OMG LOOK THERE WAS OPHIUCHUS" does not to the universe of your life a change of any significance make.
Astronomers have known about this since 130 B.C.
and No one cared
You're being trolled, and now your collective paroxysm of breathless "OH F[BLEEP]
K WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MYSELF" is trolling me, and giving me a massive headache.
Just stop it, for heaven's sake. Damn. THERE. IS. NO. NEW. ZODIAC.