MiST: nomarriage.com [NFSW site]
June 26th, 2006

[13:31] <C'est_la_V> So I'm on the internet looking for things for X-chan to buy me
[13:32] <FireFly_9> Ugh
[13:32] <C'est_la_V> When what do I see but a site called "nomarriage.com"
[13:32] <FireFly_9> Sounds interesting...
[13:32] * C'est_la_V glares at Hotaru-chan
[13:32] <FireFly_9> What?
[13:33] <C'est_la_V> As the Goddess of Love I can't stand people who go against the sanctity of marriage!!
[13:33] <FireFly_9> But as the incarnation of the Goddess Aphrodite, surely you must espouse a bit more wanton a position?
[13:33] <C'est_la_V> Nani
[13:34] <FireFly_9> Aprhrodite was notoriously wanton and loose.
[13:34] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan don't talk about things you're too young to understand
[13:35] <FireFly_9> I'm *25*.
[13:36] <C'est_la_V> Still too young
[13:36] <C'est_la_V> You're not prepared for it
[13:36] <C'est_la_V> Anyway I want to make fun of this site
[13:37] *** SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:37] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX
[13:37] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcrX
[13:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm up for this s[BLEEP]t
[13:37] <FireFly_9> I thought you were trying to *dodge* your marriage to Michiru-momma, Haruka-poppa.
[13:37] * @SpeedRcrX is not looking for a way out, no sir
[13:37] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬
[13:38] <@SpeedRcrX> So let's get started
The purpose of NoMarriage.com website is to allow men to better understand two very important issues that get very little attention:

[13:40] <@SpeedRcrX> No the purpose of nomarriage.com is to sell your book
[13:41] <FireFly_9> I don't know, I think very valid points could be raised.
An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:
2. Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.

[13:42] <FireFly_9> Oh look, It's Michiru-momma
[13:43] <@SpeedRcrX> You said it, not me
[13:43] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[13:43] <FireFly_9> Oh, you were there?
Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.

[13:44] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh look, it's Hotaru-chan :P
[13:44] <FireFly_9> There's absolutely nothing wrong with me!
[13:44] <// J_Daito //> No, of course not, miss "I want to blow up the world OOH OOH the Silence it makes me so HOT"
[13:45] * FireFly_9 GLARES at Jedite
Dating or being married to an American woman is like driving a beat-up Ford Escort. If you are only used to driving a beat-up Ford Escort, then you have no idea what it feels like when you drive a Bentley or Ferrari.

[13:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Heh, I concur
[13:47] <// J_Daito //> Oh really?
[13:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I drive a Fiat~
[13:47] <Mdm_Maestro> Italian....
[13:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Uhh... I mean you I mean YOU
[13:47] <Mdm_Maestro> So I'm something to be DRIVEN eh?!
[13:48] <@SpeedRcrX> That's not what I mean?!
[13:48] <C'est_la_V> HEY!! Can we attack the SITE and not each other!!
[13:48] <@SpeedRcrX> FINE
Women to avoid are women interested in Career, Personal Success, Personal Growth, Finding Themselves, and Self-improvement. That includes all career women and the majority of other North American and Western European women. I mostly use "American woman" throughout the website because it bacame synonymous with everything that is wrong with modern western women. Substitute American with British, Canadian, Australian, Scandinavian, etc if you don't live in the US.

[13:50] <// J_Daito //> Damn those women who want to make something of themselves!
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Cartman> GET YO b[BLEEP]ch ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND BAKE ME SOME PIE
[13:51] <FireFly_9> My god... if we let women have personal success... they might actually start to formulate their OWN ideas!
[13:51] <Reverend_H> Women should be seen and not heard, yo
[13:51] <C'est_la_V> That goes for pervert horses!!
I am 34. I have never been married and I don't have children. At this point I have very little contact with western women.

[13:53] <GERMATOID> NICE TO KNOW HE SPEAKS FROM EXPERIENCE
[13:54] <@SpeedRcrX> My bartender's third cousin's wife's sister's uncle's goat emailed me this SO IT MUST BE TRUE
[13:54] <FireFly_9> Purchase my truth for $9.95!
[13:54] <@spiritflame> el ron hubbard demands it

[13:56] <@SpeedRcrX> That stuff was from his FAQ page
[13:57] <@SpeedRcrX> But the real meat of it comes when you start digging around
[13:57] <Reverend_H> Hey yo wat da f[BLEEP]k's he got against Americans yo, we is tite!
[13:57] <FireFly_9> You are not American, Elios.
[13:58] <Reverend_H> America's a state of mind my Slender-hipped goddess of Darkness
[13:58] <FireFly_9> YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN
[13:59] <FireFly_9> YOU ARE NOT A 'WHITE BOY'
[13:59] <FireFly_9> YOU ARE NOT A "WRAPPER", A "THUG" OR A "HOMIE"
[13:59] <Reverend_H> 'rapper' yo
[14:00] <FireFly_9> SHUT UP
[14:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn Hotaru, you ok there
[14:00] <Reverend_H> Miss H is feelin' da heat yo
[14:00] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan??
[14:01] * @SpeedRcrX clicks on "Sex after marriage stops"
[14:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmph, it's not like it happens BEFORE marriage, either
[14:01] <@SpeedRcrX> I'M NOT THE ONE DENYING
[14:02] <=catablanca=> Why am I hearing this
[14:02] <FireFly_9> TMI...
My wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me

[14:03] <Reverend_H> That is so like you Hotaru
[14:04] <FireFly_9> What the HELL?
[14:04] <Reverend_H> Reading instead of pleasure, yo
[14:04] <FireFly_9> Reading IS pleasure!
[14:04] * Reverend_H saw you with "Lady Chatterly's Lover"
[14:04] <FireFly_9> I don't know what you're talking about.
[14:05] <C'est_la_V> ..
[14:05] <C'est_la_V> WE'RE HERE TO BASH THE SITE NOT EACH OTHER
Up to four years of marriage: Sex is great and when you finish with the foreplay (usually 30 minutes of begging), you have a pretty good time.

[14:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmph, in my case it's more like thirty HOURS of Begging and a "pretty sub-par time."
[14:07] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY
[14:07] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm not the one who dated Michael JACKSON!
[14:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh really?




[14:09] <Mdm_Maestro> AND IT WAS Michael KNIGHT NOT JACKSON
[14:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I THOUGHT THAT WAS LATOYA
After four or more years of marriage: Sex = Been there, done that, nothing new. Porn is now the better since at least you're seeing something new and fresh.

[14:12] <FireFly_9> "New and Fresh?" How many times can you see "Tab A goes into Slot B" before it gets old?
[14:12] <Reverend_H> You're forgetting Slots C D and E dude
[14:12] <FireFly_9> Elios you sicken me.
[14:13] <@SpeedRcrX> No really there is lots of new and fresh s[BLEEP]t
[14:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Seduction at the Gas Pump
[14:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Seduction at the Deli counter
[14:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Seduction on top of the moving check-out conveyor at the supermarket
[14:14] <GERMATOID> SEDUCTION IN THE FUME HOOD OF THE CHEMISTRY LAB
[14:14] <C'est_la_V> Seduction in the Soda Machine
[14:14] <// J_Daito //> Seduction on the edge of a hot jagged obsidian outcrop covered with millions of centipedes
[14:15] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Seduction in the pet store turtle cage!!
[14:15] <FireFly_9> Oh god...
I've been married 15 years and my wife and I have lived most of that as brother and sister.

[14:17] <@SpeedRcrX> WA HEY Virigina
[14:17] <Reverend_H> It's for lovers, yo
Here is a typical married woman:
I give birth to your kids and you complain we don't have sex? How do you think they were born, osmosis? Who takes care of them, drives them to school, picks them up for after school activities, drives them to sports, takes them to their friends houses, plays chauffeur, cleans, cooks, goes to PTA meetings and then caters to your sorry whiney ass when you get home. To top it off after you eat, fart or burp you walk out the door and go out with your buddies.

[14:20] * Mdm_Maestro looks at Haruka
[14:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I've NEVER said that to you
[14:20] <Mdm_Maestro> BUT I'VE SAID IT TO YOU
[14:20] <// J_Daito //> You have kids?
[14:20] * Mdm_Maestro points to Hotaru
[14:21] <FireFly_9> Don't drag ME into this!

[14:27] * @SpeedRcrX skips through a bunch of the bulls[BLEEP]t because otherwise we'll be here all day
[14:34] * @SpeedRcrX hits http://www.nomarriage.com/valentines.html
You are a freak and are into some weird s[BLEEP]t. I am not talking about bondage, anal or anything like that (we would welcome that). I am talking about that you are into witchcraft, crystals, new age bulls[BLEEP]t, etc... Stop it and become normal.

[14:34] * GERMATOID LOOKS TO HOTARU-CHAN
[14:35] * C'est_la_V looks to Hotaru-chan
[14:35] * @SpeedRcrX looks to Hotaru
[14:35] * Mdm_Maestro looks to Hotaru
[14:35] * // J_Daito // looks to tomoe the Younger
[14:35] <FireFly_9> ...
[14:35] <FireFly_9> WHAT.
[14:36] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (blast you all)
[14:36] <Reverend_H> just stop it and become normal, yo

[14:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey Michi he's got a marriage contract here
[14:39] <@SpeedRcrX> --> [URL entered - NSFW Text!]
[14:39] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[14:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, if you EVER... EVER hand me something like that to sign... I will cut it off
[14:40] <@SpeedRcrX> My hand?
[14:40] <Mdm_Maestro> you WISH.
[14:40] <@SpeedRcrX> . . .
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[14:41] <C'est_la_V> Moh! You guys spent all the time arguing and No Time mocking the site!!
[14:42] <GERMATOID> SO THIS EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE?
[14:42] <=catablanca=> For the first time... a MiST has failed...
[14:43] <Mdm_Maestro> Are we all that dysfunctional here, that a site like this actually SPEAKS to us?
[14:43] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has quit IRC (I'm happily married so :P)
[14:43] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I THINK IT'S JUST YOU, KAIOH-KUN)
[14:43] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara...
[14:43] <Mdm_Maestro> . . .