MiST: Dalek Pr0n Trailer
November 29th, 2005

[23:10] *** Tue Nov 29 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[23:10] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[23:10] *** Topic is - I come not to bury Caesar, but to gross him out -
[23:10] *** Set by @S.X. Aino on Tue Nov 29 23:10 2005
[23:11] <// J_Daito //> Look I'm telling you fat ones have more energy
[23:11] <@SpeedRcrX> But they're f[BLEEP]king slothful
[23:11] <// J_Daito //> WHO IS THE PRO AT EXTRACTION HERE
[23:12] <Dr_Xadium> I hate to interrupt, well... no I don't
[23:12] <@SpeedRcrX> What, man we're having a deep discussion about the kinetic vs. potential energy of the lardass
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> Don't MAKE me bust out the equations.
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> Because I will.
[23:13] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]ker you would wait till I'm drunk and can't calculate that s[BLEEP]t
[23:13] <Dr_Xadium> AHEM
[23:13] <@SpeedRcrX> What man
[23:14] <Dr_Xadium> First of all, I would like to give fair warning that there will be a MiST shortly. And it will be... hmm
[23:14] <Dr_Xadium> needs more emphasis
[23:15] <Dr_Xadium> ♦ THERE WILL BE A VERY NSFW MIST TO COME SHORTLY SO BE READY TO NOT SCROLL DOWN WHEN YOU ARE WARNED
[23:15] <@SpeedRcrX> ....boobs?
[23:15] * @spiritflame changes topic to `[23:15] <@SpeedRcrX> ....boobs?`
[23:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Dammit rei
[23:15] <Dr_Xadium> But before that, some misc housekeeping tidbits.
[23:17] <Dr_Xadium> Genvid is still taking emails for those interested in the Warriors of Legend Tour of Japan. Please be sure to read the information carefully if you think you might be interested. --> http:// www.genvid.com
[23:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Hahaha punks we live here
[23:17] <@SpeedRcrX> I see Japan by going outside
[23:17] <@SpeedRcrX> I want to visit the exotic hinterlands of Toronto
[23:17] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[23:18] <Dr_Xadium> ALSO
[23:19] <Dr_Xadium> For those who want to order Warriors of Legend to give as a Christmas Gift, (hint hint) you need to order it from Amazon immediately due to shipping concerns. I have enclosed this handy link to it:




[23:23] <FireFly_9> Oh, very subtle.
[23:23] <Dr_Xadium> Isn't it? :D
[23:23] <@SpeedRcrX> I. Love. Warriors. Of. Legend. I read. It. All the. Time. It. Is. the Best.
[23:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Everyone. Should. Buy. It. For. the. One. They. Love.
[23:24] <@SpeedRcrX> And. Remember. One. Copy. Is. Never. Enough.
[23:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Buy. A Copy. For every room. In the. House. Today.
[23:24] * Dr_Xadium slips Haruka ¥10,000
[23:24] <@SpeedRcrX> ^_^ b
[23:26] <Dr_Xadium> Now... for the NFSW MiST
[23:27] <Dr_Xadium> My thanks to Lunar Archivist for helping point our attention to this, and to kevryn for helping me acquire the video.
[23:27] <GERMATOID> HERE ON THE INTERNET, THERE ARE LOTS OF SICK AND DEPRAVED THINGS
[23:27] <GERMATOID> PEOPLE. ANIMALS. DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER.
[23:28] <GERMATOID> BUT RECENT ADVANCES IN THE FIELDS OF PR0N HAVE GONE EVEN BEYOND HUMANITY'S GREATEST LIMITS
[23:28] <@S.X. Aino> Ahem.
[23:28] <@S.X. Aino> These delightfully dreary dustbin-styled pepperpots are known as Daleks.





[23:30] <@S.X. Aino> In the future this warlike army of mutants, safely stowed away in their shells of bonded polycarbide armour will terrorise the 7 galaxies in their quest for universal domination.
[23:31] <@S.X. Aino> Known for their warlike cries of EX-TER-MI-NATE! They have struck fear into the hearts of billions of sentient lifeforms.
[23:31] <@S.X. Aino> Ruthless. Pitiless. Implacable. A danger to all life itself.
[23:31] <@S.X. Aino> But even deadly destroyers of doom like the daleks have other darker desires.
[23:32] <@S.X. Aino> What follows will be spoiler space. After that: the most frightening thing humanity has ever experienced: Dalek pr0n.
[23:32] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:32] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[23:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ok sit sew skankura sed cum 2 channal an mak sum spiolar spase sew im gona dew dat sit. im gn tlak abot pr0n cuz datz wat dis mizts gona b abut. hoe da fack iz tit dad dere's new madget pr0n i meen sort poepal ned da luv 2 bat were da fack r dey u kno i tink itz discraminashun. i went 2 strat a campagn 4 madget pr9n becuz den i ken c ppl mai syza gatting dere grove on
[23:34] <@SpeedRcrX> That is so f[BLEEP]king disgusting
[23:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da fick pu bich das i mai spolar spase
[23:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona rite a stori 4 u
[23:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ' o chabusa' taxseed kaman siged az he lok at has datar, hoe wuz da most bootyful ting head eavar sean, hi new hi hed 2 haf har rite den
[23:36] <FireFly_9> NO, CHIBIUSA-CHAN
[23:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> 'O HSHSHSHSHSHS' si kiried az h usad har az his racking hoarse
[23:37] *** @spiritflame has kicked .`~SugaBB_2999~`. from #suburbansenshi REASON: (no)
[23:37] <@S.X. Aino> I think that's enough spoiler space.
[23:38] <@S.X. Aino> It all starts when 4 scantily clad women are driving down a deserted road in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night.





[23:39] <// J_Daito //> you know I'd like to find the town where this happens.
[23:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Funkytown?
[23:39] <FireFly_9> They seem to have blacklights in their car.
[23:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah they are getting insta-tans as they drive it rocks.
[23:40] <@S.X. Aino> then they come across a hapless looking alien...





[23:40] <@S.X. Aino> ... and run over it
[23:41] <// J_Daito //> Hapless, it looks like Gumby had his eyes gouged out and his head pinched up
[23:41] <@SpeedRcrX> "Agent Mulder, I ran over E.T. but I got good news! I saved 15% on my car insurance thanks to GEICO."
[23:43] <@S.X. Aino> Having run over the creature and presumably knocked it somewhere into the woods, the women decide to go out exploring.





[23:43] <FireFly_9> In lingerie. ¬_¬
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> Hey that dress is cut higher than your fuku
[23:43] <@SpeedRcrX> WHOSE FUKU
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> Not yours because I don't look at yours
[23:44] <@SpeedRcrX> What too much to handle?
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> shave your f[BLEEP]king legs once in a while
[23:44] <@SpeedRcrX> screw you
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> That's why you run so fast so no one can see the WOOLY MAMMOTH
[23:45] <@SpeedRcrX> My legs are as smooth as a baby's ass
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> A hairy baby platypus maybe
[23:49] <@S.X. Aino> Guys~
[23:50] <@S.X. Aino> Anyways, so while they are searching for the alien that they splatted like a bug against like a windshield, they are intercepted... by daleks.
[23:50] <@S.X. Aino> Who transmat them into their spaceship... naked.





[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Whoa I see flash
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> Flesh?
[23:52] <@SpeedRcrX> A flasher, flesh who cares I wanna know what part that is exactly.
[23:52] <FireFly_9> So the Daleks are abducting women? Why?
[23:53] <Dr_Xadium> Skaro needs women?
[23:53] <GERMATOID> LOL THAT CAMERA ANGLE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THE DALEK IS GROPING
[23:54] <FireFly_9> Miroku no Dalek?
[23:55] <@S.X. Aino> PAR-DON ME BUT WOULD YOU BEAR MY CHIL-DREN
[23:55] <Dr_Xadium> nonono Saki
[23:55] <Dr_Xadium> It's a Dalek so it works like this:
[23:55] <Dr_Xadium> BEAR MY CHIL-DREN OR I WILL EX-TERM-IN-ATE YOU
[23:56] * @S.X. Aino defers to daddy dearest
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> Is that how you got Aino, Time Lord?
[23:57] <Dr_Xadium> :P
[00:02] <@S.X. Aino> Anyways yes well, the Daleks... having thoroughly failed to capture the galaxy... they decided well, it was time to... engage in a new strategy of alien subjugation.





[00:03] <@SpeedRcrX> DAMMIT CENSOR BAR
[00:03] <// J_Daito //> Oh just watch Kaioh Henshin
[00:04] <FireFly_9> So that's what they use the sucker for...
[00:05] <H3LLi05> No dey use da sucker to suck h[BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] and then her [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] arm [BLEEP][BLEEP] leg [BLEEP][BLEEP] airplane [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] toes
[00:06] *** @spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi REASON: (disgusting )
[00:09] <@S.X. Aino> So anyway depraved mating experiements etc etc etc





[00:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow that Dalek's eyestalk is quite... elevated
[00:11] <// J_Daito //> I can see why
[00:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I can't damn censor bars
[00:14] <@S.X. Aino> The official description of this thing is

[00:14] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ The story centers around three sexy young disco babes who have met the mysterious Anna. As they journey through the woods they discuss the legend of The Serial Skinner not knowing that they are already being observed by a more ambitious and ruthless species of Alien.

[00:14] <FireFly_9> *snort* the Serial Skinner
[00:14] <GERMATOID> YES, IT SHOWS SKIN IN A GREATER AND GREATER SERIAL FASHION

[00:16] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ WARNING: This film contains nudity and some strong scenes - especially in the second part of the feature. This film also contains some strobing effects.

[00:17] <@SpeedRcrX> OMG STROBING O SHI
[00:17] * @SpeedRcrX has an epileptic pokemon fit and curls into the fetal position
[00:20] <FireFly_9> I think "curls into the fetal position" describes how I feel about this whole sad tale, Sakura-chan.
[00:20] * @S.X. Aino has to admit that despite her awesome anthropological assets, she can't quite stomach the notion of sadomasochistic daleks sating sexual desires
[00:21] <GERMATOID> WAIT THAT'S WHY THEY HAD A BLACK DALEK FOR THE SUPREME DALEK IT WAS FETISH GEAR
[00:21] <@S.X. Aino> :O
[00:21] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (brainy breaky)
[00:21] <Dr_Xadium> Wonderful you broke Sakura.
[00:21] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:22] *** Disconnected
[00:22] *** Wed Nov 30 2005 - LOGGING END ***