Omedetou Xadium! Birthday Party 2007!!

 Sun Sep 30 19:43 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[gTV] C'est_la_V> He's coming he's coming!
@SpeedRcrX> TMI
[gTV] C'est_la_V> ... OH GOD SHUT UP HARUKA-SAN!!

 @Ðøctør · X has joined suburbansenshi-chat

@Ðøctør · X> Hello~
@S.X. Aino> WILKOMMEN, MEIN PAPA, TO DAS BIRTHENDAY PARTENSCHTUF!!!
@Ðøctør · X> hehe
[gTV] C'est_la_V> We realized we didn't have a party last year, so we KNEW we had to do one for you!!
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, I mean the bills are paid, s[BLEEP]t is looking good~
@SpeedRcrX> Time to kick back and relax
@Ðøctør · X> It has been a fairly good year, yeah.
@Ðøctør · X> It's been fun
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Anyway! Anyway!! Time to get the presents!!
Mdm_Maestro> Heh, Minako-chan has all the patience of a rabid gerbil confronted with a piece of cheese.
@S.X. Aino> I'm surprised Mom is in good spirits after what happened to her Nako farm...
[gTV] C'est_la_V> My Nako farm??
@S.X. Aino> ...O shoots
[gTV] C'est_la_V> What happened to my nako farm.
@S.X. Aino> Well uhh, one of Chibiusa's Mandroids went bats[BLEEP]t insane and kind of... rodgered them all to death.
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
@S.X. Aino> I thought someone had told you!!
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
// J_Daito //> Well not *all* of them died.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Oh?
// J_Daito //> I caught one trying to hide under the sofa and ate it :d
[gTV] C'est_la_V> OH GOD
[gTV] C'est_la_V> *is broken*
// J_Daito //> sic transit the sickness that was PGSM
[gTV] C'est_la_V> ...
@SpeedRcrX> WAY TO CRASH THE PARTY A[BLEEP]LE
@SpeedRcrX> Now I have to get it back on track with my BADASS contribution!
@SpeedRcrX> X, my good man! If there's one thing anybody needs it's stylish vehicular transportation.
@SpeedRcrX> So, after spending A S[BLEEP]TLOAD on eBay, I tracked down this SWEET Ride




@Ðøctør · X> Haruka... that's a lovely matchbox car... I used to collect them all the time in my youth. Thanks!
@SpeedRcrX> ...Whadday mean matchbox car.
IrnChef_Jovian> Haruka-san, that's a Matchbox toy.
@SpeedRcrX> ...
@SpeedRcrX> I paid £17,000 FOR THAT S[BLEEP]T
FireFly_9> Could you not SEE it was a TOY?!
@SpeedRcrX> I was eBaying drunk at the time
@SpeedRcrX> *loads the auction and sees the disclaimer that she was bidding on a toy in REALLY small 1pt txt*
@SpeedRcrX> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FireFly_9> v_V typical.
Mdm_Maestro> Ara, well Haruka tried, at least, which is more than I can say for _my_ birthday .
FireFly_9> I still remember the time she bought herself a present on my birthday.
@SpeedRcrX> No one in this house is capable of letting s[BLEEP]t go, are they?
FireFly_9> Nope.
Mdm_Maestro> Xadium-san, I carefully selected my present to inspire, to motivate, to bring you a source of never-ending joy in the year to come.




@Ðøctør · X> ...
Mdm_Maestro> Isn't it so elegantly appropriate~
@Ðøctør · X> Isn't it just.
Mdm_Maestro> Do try to be more dynamic this year, dear.
Reverend_H> LOL I know man
Reverend_H> Two years ago I got him that wicked pimpmasta suit and he didn't do S[BLEEP]T with it yo
@Ðøctør · X> Maybe because I'm not a pimp
Reverend_H> Yeah well I got you somethin' cool anyway yo
Reverend_H> Check it
Reverend_H> Badass bling from the ring, baby~




@Ðøctør · X>
FireFly_9> God, after all that's happened over the past year in Pro Wrestling, how can you still be so supportive of it?
@Ðøctør · X> I'm just as torn as Haruka... but I have hope that this isn't the end, that things will become safer and healthier.
Mizunomics01> Xadium-san is living in a dream world.
@Ðøctør · X>
Mizunomics01> It's true.
Mizunomics01> Obviously, his long association with Minako-chan has dulled his rational centers, so, in conjunction with Mako-chan, I have made him a present which goes back to the very foundations of Scientific Inquiry.
IrnChef_Jovian> Oh, you made something with the cake supplies I made you?
Mizunomics01> Yes, a functional, exploding cake volcano.




@SpeedRcrX> ....
Reverend_H> Dude.
Mizunomics01> I shaped and molded with my own hands, fingers stroking the soft frosting, pressing and teasing it into shape...
Reverend_H> Ami, DUDE.
flame_SNIPER> Umm.
Mizunomics01> Working it ever faster and deeper until finally the pressure built to intolerable levels and the frsting EXPLODED outwards!
Reverend_H> It looks like the tip of a giant d[BLEEP]k.
flame_SNIPER> ..yeah.
Mizunomics01> *blinks and looks at it again*

 Mizunomics01 has signed off (OH MY)

IrnChef_Jovian> Ami chan
// J_Daito //> hah So repressed.
// J_Daito //> I myself have gotten you a proper gift, one with myriad industrial applications.




flame_SNIPER> Jedite, you DO know NO one uses 1.44 floppies anymore, right?
@Ðøctør · X> I use one as a coaster
// J_Daito //> ...
GERMATOID> THEY USE DVDS NOW, AND SOON THOSE WILL PHASE OUT FOR HD DVD AND BLU-RAY
// J_Daito //> WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE ONE STANDARD AND STICK TO IT?!
@Ðøctør · X> I appreicate the thought though
FireFly_9> Xadium-san, Artemis and I pooled our resources for your present. I haven't seen what he bought, so I'll let him present it.
@S.X. Aino> Present the present w000~
=^catablanca^=>
=^catablanca^=>
=^catablanca^=> I'M SORRY HOTARU IT WAS LATE LUNA WAS MOCKING ME ON HER MYSPACE AND I WAS DRUNK ON SAKE AND AND AND
FireFly_9> ... Artemis, what did you do?




FireFly_9> ... what
=^catablanca^=> I was just thanking X that he took Mina off my hands and that I no longer had to deal with her crazy schemes and insane plans and dating misfortunes and and OH GOD she's still here isn't she
[gTV] C'est_la_V> That's right, Bakayaro.
=^catablanca^=> eeeep
@Ðøctør · X> L-L-Look at it this way Mina, at least hedistracted you from thinking about the untimely death of all your pet Nakos~
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
flame_SNIPER> Idiot.
@Ðøctør · X>
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror u biches gav SIT presentz men
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> profasser tomio an i kam pu wit da BREST presant
Reverend_H> No that was V-babe's present to X last time, yo
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshs
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lok
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wi want an remayde ur favorat TB shoe frum da 80z




@Ðøctør · X> .............
@Ðøctør · X> Not the worst remake I've seen in recent years
@SpeedRcrX> Oh god my childhood.
flame_SNIPER> Ugh, That hurts.
flame_SNIPER> Well, I left Setsuna-san in charge our the present for you, Xadium-san, since I don't know you all that well. I hope you don't mind
@Ðøctør · X> That's fine
setsy_meiou> Oh I got you a wonderful present, Time Lord... oh yes.
// J_Daito //> Yeah I saw it
setsy_meiou> What
// J_Daito //> It came in the mail while you were out. There were some errors on it, so Sporetacus and I fixed it for you.
setsy_meiou> ...fixed?
// J_Daito //> Take a look:




setsy_meiou> I HATE ALL YOU F[BLEEP]KING LITTLE B[BLEEP]CHES
// J_Daito //> Aww Emo 134340 is Emo.
setsy_meiou> THAT NUMBER AGAIN! GOD DAMN IT!
// J_Daito //> Go run along now, back to your little hole, and compose your emo poetry about the IAU
setsy_meiou> Grrr
// J_Daito //> And rest assured... we ARE laughing at you behind your back.
setsy_meiou> YOU F[BLEEP]KING S[BLEEP]T
@SpeedRcrX> GUYS
@SpeedRcrX> NO FIGHTING unless it's two chicks naked in MUD!

 setsy_meiou has signed off (coming to beat your sorry S[BLEEP]T enou ass, Jedite)


 // J_Daito // has signed off (BRING IT)

@Ðøctør · X> Well... that was certainly interesting.
flame_SNIPER> Ugh, I'll get you something better later.
@Ðøctør · X> Don't worry about it
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I'll get you something better right now, X-chan~
@S.X. Aino> WAITWAITWAITWAIT first he has to see the present r.chan and I got him!!
@Ðøctør · X> rei.bot and you got me a present?
@spiritflame> hai
@S.X. Aino> YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!




@Ðøctør · X>
@Ðøctør · X> Is that REAL?!
@S.X. Aino> Heck yeah! Pizza from a VENDING MACHINE!
@S.X. Aino> Here's where they come from!
@Ðøctør · X> We must invest in one of these
[gTV] C'est_la_V> X-chan you know you'd just eat all the profits
@Ðøctør · X> hehehehe STILL!
flame_SNIPER> hah It takes PIZZA to get him excited
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Oh, I can get him plenty excited... ... X-chan.. it's time for my present




@Ðøctør · X> *turns so red*
flame_SNIPER> Oh god.
FireFly_9> *gets earplugs at the ready*
[gTV] C'est_la_V> you can collect anytime you want... and oh, there's also this...




@Ðøctør · X> *cough* Wh-- what would I do witha red hairbow?
flame_SNIPER> That isn't a mental image I want
[gTV] C'est_la_V> That's not for you, silly, it's for me...
@Ðøctør · X> ?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> it's all I'm wearing right now~
@Ðøctør · X>
FireFly_9> OH GOD THAT'S A MENTAL IMAGE I DON'T WANT
Reverend_H> I'll take it, yo!

 @Ðøctør · X has signed off (taking his present!)


 C'est_la_V has signed off (Oh, X-chan!! )

FireFly_9> Ugh.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> WAIT NO HE LEFT?!
FireFly_9> I'm sure we'll all be hearing from hism again momentarily... whether we want to or not. *dons earplugs*.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> DAMN! I came to give him my present!
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I set him up with this REALLY hot chick!
@SpeedRcrX> Mo
@SpeedRcrX> He's married to a really hot chick and reaping that reward right now, according to the seismograph.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> NO he's having an AFFAIR with my REIKO-CHAN
@SpeedRcrX> WE TOLD YOU BEFORE
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