[09:34] *** Sat Dec 23 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[09:34] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[09:34] *** Topic is - O Festivus My Festivus -
[09:34] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Sat Dec 23 09:34 2006
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GERMATOID> MANY CHRISTMASES AGO, I WENT TO BUY A DOLL FOR MY DAUGHTER. I REACHED FOR THE LAST ONE THEY HAD, BUT SO DID ANOTHER MAN. AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM, I REALIZED THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER WAY.
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flame_SNIPER> What happened to the doll?
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GERMATOID> IT WAS DESTROYED. BUT OUT OF THAT A NEW HOLIDAY WAS BORN: A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
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IrnChef_Jovian> That must've been some kind of doll.
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GERMATOID> SHE WAS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
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@SpeedRcrX> Before the Annual Suburban Senshi Festivus Begins, I would like to take a moment to get us caught up on the calendar because SOMEONE didn't update yesterday
[09:37] * @Dr_Xadium is having back pains mmkay :P
[09:37] * @SpeedRcrX will blame Neko for her X-injuriousness later at the Festivus airing of grievances on your behalf
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hey how did *I* get involved in this?!
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// J_Daito //> So Ten'ou, are we going to battle in the Festivus feat of strength?
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@SpeedRcrX> After dinner Jed
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Festivus, huh
[09:41] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane looks at her watch "Do we really have time to do the full airing of grievances thing?"
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@SpeedRcrX> As head of the household I declare that we will each air our one most pressing grievance so as to prevent Festivus from spilling over into next year
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> Wait Wait!! Before you do that!!
[09:43] * [gTV]C'est_la_V fishes out the last surprise of the 2007 calendar!!
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Mdm_Maestro> ....
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Mdm_Maestro> This is MY most pressing gripe. Why does SHE get all the attention!
[09:46] * Reverend_H can give you two good reasons in that pic yo
[09:46] * @Dr_Xadium huggles Mina
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> *^_^*
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Mdm_Maestro> This nepotism has gone on for YEARS and it's DISGUSTING!
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> Well *I'M* tired of Michiru-san B
[BLEEP]CHING! IF SHE'S SO PERFECT WHY IS SHE SO INSECURE!
[09:48] * IrnChef_Jovian looks between Minako-chan and Michiru-san wide-eyed
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[09:48] <flame_SNIPER> Bet you never thought you'd see that, huh, Mako-chan
[09:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya
[09:49] <IrnChef_Jovian> What the heck, back in the day we worshipped the ground Michiru-san walked on
[09:49] <IrnChef_Jovian> Now Minako-chan is hurling insults at her across the dinner table
[09:50] <flame_SNIPER> I guess that's what you get when you get past the perfection field
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@SpeedRcrX> Well I hate the fact that you aren't GIVING ME ANY MICHI
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Mdm_Maestro> If I wanted to be covered in a foul, slobbering beast, I'd get a DOG
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@SpeedRcrX> You just want something that'll take orders without question!
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Reverend_H> I'll do whatever you want, baby
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Mdm_Maestro> HELIOS go jump out the window!
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[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I hate the fact that Boss Minako promoted Aya over me when I'm the better newswoman!
[09:53] * [gTV]C'est_la_V promoted you for christmas, you're teammates :D
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko> YAY!
[09:53] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane has bad flashbacks to Galaxia doing the exact same thing
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Mizunomics01> Well I hate the fact Minako-chan HAS a network. I mean here I sit, slaving day in and day out for forge a new silicon valley empire and she just wished on the Dragonballs and got her heart's desire!
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IrnChef_Jovian> I wish I could wish on the .....
[09:54] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: :D YES!!
[09:55] <
FireFly_9> That cannot end well?
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=^catablanca^=> I hate that no one remembers I exist anymore ><
[09:55] <
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I remember you, you smooth, slick furry friend!
[09:55] <
=^catablanca^=> I HATE THAT YOU REMEMBER ME AT ALL
[09:56] <
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak i h8 dat i dadn't gat sit 2 dew dis yar
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@SpeedRcrX> MY ASS your sex tape is still giving me f
[BLEEP]king nightmares
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko> I hate that there's never enough food around
[09:57] * FireFly_9 thankfully stayed under the radar this year
[09:57] * @spiritflame does not foresee that staying the course next year
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Dark Pluto> I hate the international astronomical union
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GERMATOID> THERE THERE BABY YOU HAVE ME NOW
[09:58] * Dark Pluto is now known as setsy_meiou
[09:58] * setsy_meiou dehenshins JUST for you ♡
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Mdm_Maestro> DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT ON THE TABLE
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flame_SNIPER> s
[BLEEP]t I can't eat now ><
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ScoutGrl_95> I hate the fact that all the signs in Tokyo have these squiggly drawings on them
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@SpeedRcrX> You mean hiragana, Katakana and Kanji :/
[10:00] <
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I hate the fact that the Gaijin is still here
[10:00] <
Silicon Momoko> I hate that my bust is too small
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IrnChef_Jovian> ... Your boobs are larger than MINE and you're not even out of MIDDLE SCHOOL
[10:01] * flame_SNIPER hates that Minako's chest got bigger and hers didn't ><
[10:01] <
=^catablanca^=> DO we NEED to hear this at the TABLE
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> You're just pissed because we're not talking about your boobs
[10:02] <
=^catablanca^=> I DON'T HAVE BOOBS
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> Exactly
[10:02] <
=^catablanca^=> .... You make LESS SENSE as time goes on ><
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// J_Daito //> I hate the fact that I was sidelined for that idiot Kunzite
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@SpeedRcrX> Dude that was the work of kami-sama
[10:03] * // J_Daito // is away: teleporting to Kami's lookout
[10:04] * // J_Daito // is back
[10:04] * // J_Daito // drops Dende's SEVERED HEAD on the table, his lifeless white eyes staring out accusingly at ALL OF YOU for letting this happen, his mouth hanging wide open
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@SpeedRcrX> OMFGWTFBBQ
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flame_SNIPER> :O
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@spiritflame> oh my god you killed kami-sama ^H^H^H^H^H^H^ dende-sama
[10:05] <
IrnChef_Jovian> Holy s
[BLEEP]t!
[10:05] * IrnChef_Jovian covers her mouth, embarassed
[10:05] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane types up a quick story
[10:06]
// GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Looks like Nietzsche was right after all · ·
[10:07] * FireFly_9 just stares slackjawed at Jedite
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// J_Daito //> I often have that effect on women :D
[10:07] <
Chiba_M> I hate getting no respect!
[10:07] * GERMATOID WANTS TO DISSECT THE NAMEK HEAD
[10:07] <
Mizunomics01> *I* want to
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GERMATOID> BACK OFF LITTLE GIRL, YOU'RE A DILLETANTE WHEN IT COMES TO THE MAGICAL WORLD OF MAD SCIENCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[10:08] <
Mizunomics01> Souichi Tomoe, you continually interfere with my plans!
[10:09] <
GERMATOID> MIZUNO AMI, YOU WILL BE MY PADAWAN TWISTER-LEARNER
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FireFly_9> I hate that I am related to you people.
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Chiba_M> I hate GETTING NO RESPECT
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Reverend_H> No one is listening, yo
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Chiba_M> RAAAARGH
[10:10] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has quit IRC (T_T)
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// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, I will now defeat you in the Festivus Test of Strength.
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@SpeedRcrX> Do your WORST.
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// J_Daito //> January. The year begins with you quoting that inspid sunscreen song to Tomoe the younger on her Birthday.
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// J_Daito //> Tomoe the Elder says "[07:52] <GERMATOID> LAST YEAR WAS A SLOW YEAR FOR ME, I WANT TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA1 "
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// J_Daito //> We all know how THAT turned out
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GERMATOID> JUST YOU WAIT THIS YEAR JED
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@SpeedRcrX> Jedite what are you doing
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// J_Daito //> I will defeat you... THE BEST LINES OF 2006
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// J_Daito //>
♦ [08:00] * @spiritflame is away: at least i never locked lips with chiba mamoru
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// J_Daito //>
♦ [08:19] * Mdm_Maestro looks at Haruka
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// J_Daito //>
♦ [08:20] <Mdm_Maestro> I suppose I do deserve something that was once a lump of coal sitting on my finger
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@SpeedRcrX> ................
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Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO
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// J_Daito //>
♦ [07:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak sk00l wat dad sk00l evar dew 4 mi
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// J_Daito //>
♦ [07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Not my fault A WHOLE SEASON of our anime was given over to you attempting to GET LUCKY with a f[[BLEEP]]kinf HORSE
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@SpeedRcrX>
♦ [07:53] <// J_Daito //> I remember the second-to-last episode of Dragonball Z, where it was revealed that after winning the peace, Goku had spent 5 years not even having visited Bulma
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@SpeedRcrX>
♦ [07:53] <// J_Daito //> I thought "what an idiot, all he has to do is fly there, or use shunkan idou"
[10:25] <
@SpeedRcrX>
♦ [07:53] <// J_Daito //> I said "I would be visiting my friends all the time."
[10:25] <
@SpeedRcrX>
♦ [07:53] <FireFly_9> But then you realized you had no friends, yes?
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// J_Daito //> BAH
[10:27] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane sees Aya's Filler Season featuring the spore that thankfully tanked
[10:28] * @SpeedRcrX wouldn't mind giving Aya some filler~
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[gTV]Aya_Reiko> *^_^*
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Mdm_Maestro> .....................
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// J_Daito //>
♦ [07:50] <// J_Daito //> The only s[[BLEEP]]t you guard is in Uranus
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@SpeedRcrX> That joke is f
[BLEEP]king older than YOU Jed
[10:31] <
flame_SNIPER>
♦ [10:57] <@S.X. Aino> Like the Insane Clown Posse of the Moon Kingdom?
[10:31] <
flame_SNIPER>
♦ [10:58] <flame_SNIPER> Insane Who?
[10:31] <
flame_SNIPER>
♦ [10:58] <C'est_la_V> These Gaijin Rappers who dress like clowns and crab their crotches
[10:34] <
Mizunomics01>
♦ [07:54] <FireFly_9> Why am I pregnant.
[10:36] <
IrnChef_Jovian>
♦ [07:53] <@Dr_Xadium> I think Hotaru blew up the system when we weren't looking.
[10:36] <
Reverend_H>
♦ [07:56] <@S.X. Aino> Where the hell did she get Midichlorians anyway?
[10:36] <
Reverend_H>
♦ [07:56] <@Dr_Xadium> Comic books.
[10:36] <
Reverend_H>
♦ [07:56] <@S.X. Aino> Comic books?
[10:37] <
Reverend_H>
♦ [07:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes the Sand People of Tatooine sell them like Sea Monkeys now.
[10:39] <
Mdm_Maestro>
♦ [08:24] <FireFly_9> Why does it not surprise me that Haruka-poppa answers to "Uncultured Oaf"?
[10:40] <
Reverend_H>
♦ [23:16] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Our polls indicate the audience loves seeing you transformed just so they can stare at your chest.
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Reverend_H>
♦ [23:16] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, that won us the rights to this "Suburban Senshi", don't forget.
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IrnChef_Jovian>
♦ [23:20] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> This is the man who made Ayanami Rei condoms.
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[gTV]C'est_la_V>
♦ [07:02] <flame_SNIPER> It's early and I'm still not used to hearing Michiru-san make those sounds
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[gTV]C'est_la_V>
♦ [07:02] <C'est_la_V> They frightened me too at first
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flame_SNIPER>
♦ [07:05] <flame_SNIPER> You had boyfriends
[10:43] <
flame_SNIPER>
♦ [07:05] <C'est_la_V> Hai
[10:43] <
flame_SNIPER>
♦ [07:05] <flame_SNIPER> You. Boyfriends.
[10:43] <
flame_SNIPER>
♦ [07:05] <C'est_la_V> HAI
[10:43] <
>
♦ [07:06] <flame_SNIPER> You. Who got dumped by the janitor at Kodansha when the cosplaying sentai monster batted an eyelid at him
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Mdm_Maestro>
♦ [11:28] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san, I hate to say this, but ever since moving here I've come to realize you are kind of stupid
[10:45] <
=^catablanca^=>
♦ [11:36] <flame_SNIPER> I wouldn't give you the pleasure :P
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=^catablanca^=>
♦ [11:36] <SugaBB_2999> u culdnt gav an1 da plesare
[10:45] <
=^catablanca^=>
♦ [11:36] <flame_SNIPER> Chibiusa-chan, I WILL punish you
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=^catablanca^=> ♦ [11:37] * C'est_la_V thinks she has that manga...
[10:48] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:35] <@SpeedRcrX> HI MY NAME IS BRAD [ichigo] AND ONE DAY I WAS FOUND BY A SOUL FIGHTER NAMED RUTH [Rukia]
[10:48] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:36] <@SpeedRcrX> RUTH COMES FROM SPIRIT CLUB [Soul Society] AND SHE GAVE ME SOUL FIGHTER POWERS SO I COULD DEFEAT THE EVIL HOLLOWS
[10:48] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> TOGETHER WITH MY FRIENDS OPHELIA [Orihime], TOMMY [Ishida] AND CHAD [Sado] WE FIGHT THE EVIL
[10:49] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> BUT OH s[[BLEEP]]t, PEOPLE ARE COMING AFTER RUTH INCLUDING HER BROTHER KURGAN [Byakyua] AND REGINALD [Renji] TWO EVIL PEOPLE FROM SPIRIT CLUB
[10:49] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:39] <J_Daito> Oh no it's Kurgan and Reginald whatever shall we do
[10:49] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:40] <@SpeedRcrX> BUT I HAVE A "PIMPED SPIRIT" [Mod Soul] NAMED KHAN [Kon] GIVEN TO ME BY THE HAT WEARING DUDE WHO WILL AID ME ON MY WACKY ADVENTURES
[10:50] <FireFly_9> ♦ [08:42] <J_Daito> What was that "Amara" I didn't hear you, too much CHAIN SMOKING LATELY
[10:51] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [08:48] <J_Daito> Oh like it needs spermicide, the picture of the spore isn't enough of one?
[10:53] * =^catablanca^= has flashbacks to haveing been eaten in a Korean BBQ ><
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [03:06] <GERMATOID> EVERYONE KNOWS SILVERSTREAK AND SIDESWIPE HAD IT GOING ON
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [03:07] <@Anger_Ragefury> Dude they were brothers
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [03:07] <GERMATOID> AND
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [03:07] * FireFly_9 facepalms
[10:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:10] <SugaBB_2999> o sit steave lacky who wrote sailor moan??//
[10:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:10] <@Anger_Ragefury> HE wrote sailor moon s[[BLEEP]]t now I know who to BLAME
[10:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:11] <Reverend_H> No dude I wrote Sailor Moon, my name is hidden in the newsprint behind the ED to season 1, yo
[10:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:11] <@Dr_Xadium> I wrote a book on Sailor Moon
[10:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:11] <@Anger_Ragefury> Yes you did, X, and you just f[[BLEEP]]king killed the joke
[11:00] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [08:14] <J_Daito> I could catch more rats than Lunar Cat there
[11:00] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [08:14] <catablanca> Only because that's what you EAT
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:14] <catablanca> Down in your cave
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:15] <J_Daito> I eat at McDonald's now
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:15] <catablanca> Same difference
[11:01] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:22] <@Anger_Ragefury> I'm the Goddess of Beer, everyone should beer me
[11:01] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:22] <J_Daito> You're the goddess of ASS, Uranus
[11:01] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:22] <@Anger_Ragefury> And a fine ASS it is too :P
[11:01] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:22] <FireFly_9> "Ass-Goddess Haruka", that almost fits.
[11:02] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:22] <SugaBB_2999> OMG HORATRU sed AZZZ
[11:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:28] <@Dr_Xadium> I can only ever think of Tsukino Usagi as some kind of kid sister
[11:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [08:28] <@Anger_Ragefury> Whereas until the timeline split you could only think of Neko as pure female hotness to be ravished at every opportunity?
[11:03] * @Dr_Xadium coughs heheh
[11:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> kekekekekek ^_~
[11:03] <FireFly_9> God not now ><
[11:06] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:26] <J_Daito> What are you so hopped up about, you'll only be facing the spore
[11:06] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> On like you don't relish the chance to cave her skull in sometimes
[11:06] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> She's the "Sailormoon babies" disease that cost us our anime
[11:07] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:49] * Mdm_Maestro is away: No, once you've had Anger Ragefury.... there's no returning...
[11:07] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[11:09] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:50] <GERMATOID> HEY GUYS I FOUND A LIST OF EASILY MISPRONOUNCED DOMAIN NAMES
[11:10] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:56] <GERMATOID> WHOREPRESENTS.COM
[11:10] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:56] <J_Daito> Aww, A domain JUST for Chibiusa
[11:10] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:57] <SugaBB_2999> HAY FACK U BICHAZZ SKANK
[11:10] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:58] <GERMATOID> THEPENISMIGHTIER.COM
[11:11] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:58] <SugaBB_2999> elioz ccould uz a pinaz mitier
[11:11] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:00] <GERMATOID> WWW.BABYSMASHER.COM
[11:11] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:00] <FireFly_9> That doesn't count, that site really is about Smashing babies.
[11:12] <FireFly_9> ♦ [13:43] * @Anger_Ragefury gets slashed in the thigh and grins
[11:13] <FireFly_9> ♦ [13:43] * @Anger_Ragefury licks some of the blood and tastes it
[11:13] <FireFly_9> ♦ [13:43] <@Anger_Ragefury> XP
[11:13] <FireFly_9> ♦ [13:43] <@Darkness> Off your thigh?
[11:13] <FireFly_9> ♦ [13:44] <@Anger_Ragefury> I mean... ANGER RAGEFURY IS ENRAGED LIKE BRUCE LEE
[11:17] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:45] <@SX_Aino> Neogerman has always captured my hearts ♡
[11:17] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:45] <Mdm_Maestro> Neo German?
[11:17] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:46] <@SX_Aino> 51st century Germanic which is actually German re-fused with English due to a major corporatist movement in 49th century, it's like English with more spittle
[11:17] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:46] <@SX_Aino> das sentencethingen ist ein examplisch of neodeutsche speakenschtuffen, fraulein kaioh
[11:18] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:55] *** @SX_Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (Ja, das crossendressen seafighteren warriorfraulein planetassenholen)
[11:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:48] <@SpeedRcrX> But this week's episode 80 was filler
[11:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <C'est_la_V> Wait but isn't this a whole filler arc
[11:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah but see neko, this was filler.... IN FILLER.
[11:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <C'est_la_V> filler in filler
[11:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <C'est_la_V> @_@
[11:20] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah I don't get it either
[11:20] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean how f[[BLEEP]]king lazy *is* that
[11:20] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:50] <FireFly_9> About as lazy as you are, Haruka-poppa.
[11:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /flesh [19:40] <Reverend_H> I'm at da McDonald's of Sex yo, EROTI-SIZE ME
[11:21] <FireFly_9> "/FLASH"
[11:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> do you REALLY want her flashing people
[11:22] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[11:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:41] <=catablanca=> Haruak why did you call me here
[11:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Artemis don't worry, hop in this bag.
[11:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:41] * @SpeedRcrX produces a brown canvas bag.
[11:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll carry you
[11:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:42] * =catablanca= hops into the bag
[11:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:42] * @SpeedRcrX ties it.
[11:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:42] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY GM I DECLARE POSSESSION OF ONE EMERGENCY FOOD SUPPLY
[11:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:42] *** You have one Menchi
[11:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:50] <@SpeedRcrX> look beer
[11:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:50] *** Haruka there is no beer
[11:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [19:51] <@SpeedRcrX> God dammit ever been to a ren faire all they do is f[[BLEEP]]king inhale mead
[11:26] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:54] *** Naruto_5678 has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:27] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Who the f[[BLEEP]]k?
[11:27] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:54] <// J_Daito //> Must be one of the newbs I set out to attract to the channel with promises of "schoolgirl lolita upskirt anime"
[11:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [09:11] <Naruto_5678> sailormoon is gay
[11:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [09:11] <@SpeedRcrX> God I so wish that were true
[11:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [09:11] <@SpeedRcrX> she's got a butt to kill for
[11:30] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [10:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Why are you so cheap man, you live in a f[[BLEEP]]king cave and sleep in a bearskin hammock and s[[BLEEP]]t
[11:30] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [10:20] <// J_Daito //> I save every day for the revolution
[11:32] * Mizunomics01 sees that on 6/13/06 Setsuna-san revealed we would all be coming back in time
[11:32] <Reverend_H> ♦ [10:47] <FireFly_9> Papa, honestly, why must you lust after all the women here?
[11:33] <Reverend_H> ♦ [10:47] <GERMATOID> I AM A GENETICALLY ENHANCED SUPERHUMAN, THAT MEANS MY NEEDS ARE SUPERHUMAN TOO
[11:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [10:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Haruka-kun we use dot be such good friends...
[11:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> yeah then you started f[[BLEEP]]king turtles
[11:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [10:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> DON'T CHEAPEN IT LIKE THAT
[11:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [10:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> WE MADE LOVE
[11:34] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [12:05] <// J_Daito //> I've gotten USED to the idea of a pink-haired midget freak with an electra complex vigorously mating with a horse.
[11:35] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [12:05] <// J_Daito //> That terrifies me on some base level
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [11:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [11:14] <FireFly_9> ............................
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [11:14] <J_Daito> :O
[11:36] <> ♦ [11:15] <Mdm_Maestro> what
[11:38] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [11:58] <@spiritflame> suburban senshi: passed around more than a bong at sesame street
[11:38] <FireFly_9> ♦ [12:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Ian Miller says I AM THE LEADER
[11:39] <FireFly_9> ♦ [12:04] <catablanca> Jesus Christ not Miller.
[11:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [12:06] <catablanca> You know what Mina SHUT UP
[11:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [12:07] <C'est_la_V> ...
[11:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [12:07] <catablanca> OH GOD I'VE WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR OVER FIFTEEN YEARS I FEEL SO CLEANSED
[11:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [16:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Even the 10 man battle royale with weapons was just people slamming signs and trash can lids into Big Show
[11:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [16:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Sabu didn't even spit fire.
[11:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [16:51] <FireFly_9> Oh no, no spitting of fire at other human beings, how horrible.
[11:41] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [16:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Dammit Hotaru shut up about s[[BLEEP]]t you don't udnerstand
[11:41] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [16:51] <FireFly_9> If you lived by that rule you would be mostly silent, Haruka-poppa.
[11:43] <FireFly_9> ♦ [14:44] <Mdm_Maestro> It matters to me! Haruka without her libido is...
[11:43] <FireFly_9> ♦ [14:44] <// J_Daito //> Is Ten'ou every time she looks at you, Am I right?
[11:44] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ♦ [07:58] <FireFly_9> Does skunk Rei have a rabbit's foot in her hand?
[11:45] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ♦ [07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> For all their nature loving bulls[[BLEEP]]t the furs sure don't seem to mind ripping the feet off smaller ass creatures
[11:46] <FireFly_9> ♦ [10:36] <@SpeedRcrX> We're talking about a nation that went bats[[BLEEP]]t insane over Latoya Jackson's boob.
[11:46] <FireFly_9> ♦ [10:36] <Mdm_Maestro> It wasn't the "boob", you know.
[11:47] <FireFly_9> ♦ [10:37] <Mdm_Maestro> It was the fear that somewhere, somehow, they were getting a look at Michael Jackson as well
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:17] <// J_Daito //> They won't notice you until your eyes start glowing purple and you start sucking the life out of creatures
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:18] <// J_Daito //> you remember how it was in the old days, you were the focus of their attention
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:18] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh> OH SHI IT'S HOTARU
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [08:18] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou> *s[[BLEEP]]ts her pants*
[11:49] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [08:21] <=catablanca=> Jedite what are you doing
[11:49] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [08:21] <// J_Daito //> I'm bored this could be fun
[11:49] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [08:22] <=catablanca=> Turning Hotaru EVIL just to curte your boredom is NOT a good thing to do
[11:49] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [08:22] <// J_Daito //> Oh shut up you're just afraid because you can't teleport away in the nick of time
[11:50] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [08:29] <=catablanca=> YOU GO TO HELL JEDITE
[11:50] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [08:29] <=catablanca=> YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE
[11:50] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [08:29] <// J_Daito //> I live in the sub-subbasement of Ten'ou Haruka's house
[11:51] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [08:29] <// J_Daito //> Hell would be an improvement
[11:51] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:31] <// J_Daito //> WILL THIS TOUCHING MOMENT DEVOLVE INTO RAMPANT LESBIANISM
[11:51] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:31] <// J_Daito //> I MUST KNOW SO THAT I CAN FETCH THE 16MM CAMERA
[11:52] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:36] <FireFly_9> Depending upon whether or not Haruka-poppa ate beans
[11:52] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:37] <FireFly_9> I may have to destroy the world again.
[11:52] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:37] <=catablanca=> Believe me if she ate beans, the world would welcome death
[11:54] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:09] <GERMATOID> IT'S LIKE THE TOY SURPRISE IN A CRACKER JACK OF SICK PERVERSITY
[11:56] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [08:31] <FireFly_9> Don't you long for the days when "Paris Hilton" was just a hotel?
[11:57] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [08:36] <// J_Daito //> By Metallia Britney Spears made rei.bot cry
[11:57] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:39] <FireFly_9> Hmm, so what somes to your mind when I say "tiger"?
[11:57] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Mary Jane and Peter Parker wrestling between the sheets and J. Jonah Jameson watching and alughing hysterically and J. Jonah Jameson's last name always reminds me of a pr0n star named Jenna Jameson and she's got big headlights and god I love headlights, my Toyota has headlights, cars are fast, yes Michi the back seat now please
[11:59] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [12:18] <FireFly_9> Don't you know, "the bust of Mikuru Asahina" is the new style these days ><
[11:59] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [12:18] * C'est_la_V can beat that
[11:59] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [12:18] *** Matsumoto Rangiku has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:59] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [12:18] * C'est_la_V can't beat that
[12:00] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [12:18] * C'est_la_V is away: but at least I have a network
[12:01] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:10] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I'm coming over there)
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:10] <@SpeedRcrX> rei.bot what's the probability she wants to have angry sex with me instead of kicking my ass like i imminently fear
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:11] * @spiritflame calculates the odds
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:11] <@SpeedRcrX> well!?
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:11] * @spiritflame calculates...
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:11] <@SpeedRcrX> I know you're made to think like a human and s[[BLEEP]]t but don't you go faster than that?
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:11] * @spiritflame is calculating...
[12:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:11] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (broken pipe)
[12:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:12] <@spiritflame> ...0
[12:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:12] <// J_Daito //> EIHGF, you waited for Kaioh to go down to the lab, get the fire extinguisher, come back up and brain Ten'ou before you announced the answer, didn't you?
[12:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [03:13] * @spiritflame chuckles
[12:04] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [03:14] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san is a drunk, foul mouthed lech who thinks dirty thoughts about us...
[12:04] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [03:14] <FireFly_9> Welcome to the reality of the Outer Senshi, Rei-san.
[12:04] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [03:15] <// J_Daito //> And just think, PMS no Senshi, all those times in battle, when you bent down, she was there... looking~
[12:04] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [03:15] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[12:06] <Reverend_H> ♦ [18:20] <// J_Daito //> Dammit I just wanted a sex toy I didn't realize you'd evolve into some kind of demi-god a year down the road
[12:08] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [15:25] <// KuNZiT3 //> I am looking for ways to reestablish the power fo the Dark Kingdom
[12:08] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [15:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Tattoo goldenpalace.com on your forehead
[12:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [15:35] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY KUNZITE GO PLAY WITH YOUR NINTNEDO WII
[12:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [15:35] <FireFly_9> 1 - He's gone, 2 - That joke is over
[12:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [15:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Shut up it took me this long to think of it
[12:10] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [01:17] <setsy_meiou> GAH! Damn you all, I thought you might have some sympathy!
[12:11] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [01:18] <FireFly_9> After four years of living here how can you honestly believe that.
[12:11] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [01:23] <Mizunomics01> I wish science was a man so I could caress it, possess it, subjugate it and break it to my will.
[12:11] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [01:24] <Reverend_H> s[[BLEEP]]t merc is into the BSSM
[12:12] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [01:33] <flame_SNIPER> Ano.... Zoicite was a man.
[12:12] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [01:33] <// KuNZiT3 //> YOU'RE A LIAR
[12:13] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [01:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara... there is no closet deep enough for this one
[12:15] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [01:57] <@SpeedRcrX> There is a tropical storm over my head
[12:15] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [01:58] <=^catablanca^=> No Chibiusa missed her chamberpot with the light out
[12:15] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [01:58] <@SpeedRcrX> f[[BLEEP]]k me
[12:17] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [13:21] <=^catablanca^=> I hate Xadium because he always picks the logs that make me look like a clumsy socially awkward loser
[12:17] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [13:21] <@SpeedRcrX> There are other logs?
[12:18] <> ♦ [13:32] <@S.X. Aino> I hate pop because... he will have not given me enough of an allowance in two thousand years' time and because of that I will have had been unable to buy that Panini "Yu-Gi-Oh dies when his card is banned by bureaucratic accident" card I always wanted :
[12:21] <FireFly_9> ♦ [10:22] <Mizunomics01> Think about it. He spent his whole life sacrificing himself for Usagi and looking cool in the process.
[12:21] <FireFly_9> ♦ [10:22] <Mizunomics01> "Oh, let me take Fiore's claws in the back" for instance
[12:21] <FireFly_9> ♦ [10:23] <@SpeedRcrX> No that was him just wanting to be penetrated by Fiore
[12:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [09:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> LISTEN PEOPLE
[12:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [09:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan won't need ANY BATTERIES for her birthday!
[12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [09:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey rei.bot do a haiku for me for old time's sake
[12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [09:17] <@spiritflame> a flash of blue hair
[12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [09:17] <@spiritflame> eyes wandering to her butt
[12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [09:17] <@spiritflame> bulma's slap resounds
[12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> OH GOD DAMMIT
[12:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [11:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Poor Setsuna-san... to have her career end like this...
[12:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [11:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, "Minor Dwarf Planet Power Make-Up" just don't cut it
[12:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ♦ [12:01] * 134340 has nothing but RESPECT for Mamoru-san
[12:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ♦ [12:02] <Mizunomics01> You respect him in much the same way Rei-chan does. With offerings of dripping Saliva.
[12:30] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Sets was like the master of the enigmatic smile and s[[BLEEP]]t
[12:30] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Anytime you asked her a f[[BLEEP]]king question of substance all you got back was that damn smile
[12:30] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> "Yo Sets the talismans are back together does that mean the world is going to end?" --Enigmatic smile
[12:30] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> "Yo sets the helicopter is exploding can you help us get out" --Enigmatic smile
[12:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [12:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Chiba, You're under my spell
[12:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [12:15] <Chiba_M> ok
[12:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [12:15] <@SpeedRcrX> f[[BLEEP]]k that was easy
[12:32] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [12:38] <Chiba_M> So what will you do with yourself now, Setsuna-san?
[12:33] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [12:38] <@spiritflame> this channel is rated PG-13 mamoru-san
[12:33] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [12:56] <Chiba_M> Want to go for a drink and talk about it
[12:34] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [12:56] <=^catablanca^=> Sure
[12:34] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [12:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Watch out he's hitting on you!
[12:34] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [12:56] <Chiba_M> The hell!?
[12:34] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [12:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You're small and have no chest, the pedo part of his brain probably thinks you're a fur-covered girl!
[12:35] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ [13:11] <@SpeedRcrX> There is not enough wasabi in the f[[BLEEP]]king universe to hold all that bitter
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:58] <FireFly_9> you knew you were Sailor Uranus?
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Kinda
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I like saw images of myself in the past... and it scared em s[[BLEEP]]tless
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, I was standing there, transformed, over a mountain of corpses...
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> How horrible!!
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> You're telling me... that s[[BLEEP]]t traumatized me
[12:37] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> I was in a f[[BLEEP]]king SKIRT
[12:37] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> I was like HELL NO I don't want this
[12:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [08:04] <maf54@aol.com> You're shaping up to be quite a nice young man, Hotaru
[12:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [08:04] <FireFly_9> I'm a GIRL.
[12:40] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [08:05] <maf54@aol.com> oh a girl
[12:40] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [08:05] <maf54@aol.com> didn't Shingo used to come here, wasn't he a young man
[12:40] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [08:05] <maf54@aol.com> Can you send me his picture?
[12:41] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> This s[[BLEEP]]t is a defilement of the spirit of Bionicism
[12:42] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [07:24] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan do you have something against monosyllables?
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> ♦ [07:43] <Mizunomics01> I had wasted my life studying medical science only to be trumped by the equivalent of C-3P0 and David Blaine
[12:44] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ [07:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> And as they say, "an Idle Hans is the Devil's Workman"
[12:44] <Reverend_H> ♦ [07:52] <Mizunomics01> I lunch with Sir William of Gates. Richard Branson taps me for Materials science knowledge.
[12:45] <Reverend_H> ♦ [07:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> I hope that's all he taps ><
[12:46] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:57] <Mizunomics01> Hoe can I possibly make you appreciate the subtle nuances of my catharsis when you constantly badger me for definitions ><
[12:46] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:58] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What do cats and badgers have to do with--
[12:46] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:58] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has quit IRC (GRAHHH)
[12:46] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> You don't know what she said, do you :P
[12:47] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:59] * [gTV]C'est_la_V knows what "badgers" means, baka, is not stupid.
[12:47] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> What about "catharsis"
[12:47] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [08:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Obviously the sister of a Cathar, historically an adherent to Catharism, a belief-system which was based on an extremely heretical form of Christianity.
[12:50] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [22:50] <IrnChef_Jovian> Haruka-san, I think Kunzite is a fragile man trying to hide his shame
[12:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> He better hide that shame because s[[BLEEP]]t this may be the intenet but we got laws
[12:52] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:57] <Reverend_H> Hey baby you know what's neat about the IRC?
[12:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:57] <Reverend_H> Everythign gets logged
[12:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:57] <Reverend_H> I have a log right here
[12:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:57] <Reverend_H> A big one, I got it while looking at you out the window
[12:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:58] <Reverend_H> Logs sometimes get so big they need to be reset
[12:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:58] <IrnChef_Jovian> right
[12:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:58] * Reverend_H starts manually resettign his log
[12:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:58] <Reverend_H> oh yeah
[12:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:58] <Reverend_H> that's it
[12:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:59] <Reverend_H> talk to me baby
[12:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> Elios
[12:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [22:59] <Reverend_H> That's it! SAY MY NAME
[12:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [23:00] *** IrnChef_Jovian [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has quit IRC (God dammit WTF is with this place *balls up fists*)
[12:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [23:00] <Reverend_H> uy7767857ytfbn xcbncbncbncn
[12:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [23:01] <Reverend_H> THIS IS KINO MAKOTO
[12:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [23:01] <Reverend_H> THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT BETWEEN ELIOS' CROTCH AND MY FIST
[12:57] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [23:02] <Reverend_H> IF YOU SEE THIS CALL 911 BECAUSE I SURE WON'T
[12:57] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [23:02] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (Broken Pipe)
[12:58] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [03:58] * IrnChef_Jovian tries out a /WHOIS on you :D
[12:58] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [03:58] <=^catablanca^=> :O
[12:58] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:03] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [03:58] *** =^catablanca^= is on #suburbansenshi, #suburbansenshi2, #i-love-cute, #hotrussianpussy-catz
[12:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:04] <=^catablanca^=> I need company...? ^_^;;
[12:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> uhh
[12:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> okay
[13:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:05] <=^catablanca^=> Please don't think less of me Makoto!
[13:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> I feel like a part of me got soiled
[13:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [04:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> Like I'll never be innocent again
[13:02] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> (=o=)
[13:02] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:38] <FireFly_9> GOD CHIBIUSA
[13:02] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshs i wal mak tit mai massion 2 spred des far n wyde
[13:03] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> (=( )=)
[13:04] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsh
[13:05] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:44] <@Yaijinden> EPIC STRETCHING
[13:05] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:45] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. turns inside out :O
[13:05] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as .'~9992_BBaguS~'
[13:05] <FireFly_9> ♦ [19:46] <@Yaijinden> Her ass divided itself by zero OSHI
[13:06] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:49] <FireFly_9> I hate Haruka-poppa with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
[13:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:22] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san, you shock me
[13:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:22] <flame_SNIPER> Well no you don't, not anymore
[13:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ 07:22] <flame_SNIPER> and that frightens me
[13:10] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:35] <Reverend_H> LOL I'm looking at the website for Rei's school
[13:10] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:35] <Reverend_H> Teh graduate part
[13:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:35] <Reverend_H> https://www.toyoeiwa.ac.jp/eng/e_08.html
[13:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:35] <Reverend_H> ♦ Applicants are restricted to females who fufill criteria a, c and d, or b, c, and d below.
[13:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:36] <Reverend_H> That covers about all bra sizes yo
[13:22] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:36] <flame_SNIPER> God you're a pig
[13:22] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:36] <Reverend_H> *horse* baby, get it straight
[13:23] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [07:54] <Reverend_H> Hey I don't hit on cologne or A cups I got standards yo
[13:24] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, but now my faith in the Shinjesus is broken, for Turkish Star Wars has exploded my mind into a new realm of the impossible.
[13:30] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [07:55] <@spiritflame> ♦ suburban senshi: the feeble ones are dying. the galaxy era is my immortality era
[13:32] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [16:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No these are cookies... cookies so good... that they are BETTER THAN SEX
[13:32] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [16:03] <@SpeedRcrX> HOLY s[[BLEEP]]t BOLD STATEMENT FROM THE GODDESS OF LOVE CAN THIS BE CORRECT
[13:34] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:07] <flame_SNIPER> Lookin' back on it all I can't understand why we didn't have more luck with guys
[13:34] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> Because guys were jerks?
[13:34] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:07] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Our duty as senshi got in the way?
[13:34] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:07] <Mizunomics01> Schoolwork was more important
[13:34] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:08] * flame_SNIPER gives Ami-chan this look
[13:34] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:08] <Mizunomics01> What
[13:35] <FireFly_9> ♦ [07:08] <Mizunomics01> God forbid one of us actually, you know, LIKE the process of getting educated
[13:36] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [07:18] <flame_SNIPER> On please, ALL of you went "Ahh, Tuxedo-kamen-sama!!" when he showed up
[13:36] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [07:18] <Mizunomics01> I didn't.
[13:36] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ 07:19] <flame_SNIPER> No you just turned beet red and crossed your legs in that dumb way you stand that makes it constantly look like you're fighting the urge to pee
[13:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [07:42] <Mizunomics01> I estimate the odds of Minako-chan's statement being correct as 1, which is horribly ironic considering the average mean of Minako-chan's from her correct statements over time as a whole where the sum length of our friendship has been expressed as a constant "T".
[13:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [07:43] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> God it's like chatting with Data from Star Trek
[13:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [07:43] <Mizunomics01> Thank you :D
[13:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [07:43] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> that wasn't a compliment
[13:40] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [00:03] <@SpeedRcrX> I always knew that fatass ba[[BLEEP]]rd was up to something
[13:40] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [00:04] <flame_SNIPER> But isn't the Elder of Namek supoposed to be a good person?
[13:41] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [00:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Man the elder of Namek was a scheming conniving old man who just wanted to get his pedo jollies with the bald ass kryllin
[13:41] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [00:04] <Reverend_H> Kryllin wasn't a baby
[13:41] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [00:05] <@SpeedRcrX> No but he was bald and short in stature and thus RESEMBLED a baby for which pedophilic tendencies could be had
[13:42] <FireFly_9> ♦ [00:07] <maf54@aol.com> id... liek.... to see proof too... pleese... haurka...8 :)
[13:42] <FireFly_9> ♦ [00:07] <@SpeedRcrX> I got proof right here b[[BLEEP]]ches and WTF @ Foley
[13:42] <FireFly_9> ♦ [00:08] * flame_SNIPER takes a good look at Mark Foley (Kami-sama I never believed I'd say that)
[13:42] <FireFly_9> ♦ [00:08] <flame_SNIPER> That's no child-molesting senator.
[13:42] <FireFly_9> ♦ [00:09] <=^catablanca^=> IT IS A FULLY OPERATIONAL DEATH STAR
[13:45] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bich dwent fack wit mi i hed a vasaion frum god
[13:45] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:47] <// KuNZiT3 //> The only vision you can have is that of my rippling, muscled, manly chest, as exposed by my so-carefulyl unbuttoned jacket, driving you insane with thoughts fo carnal desire.
[13:45] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bich i kan shoew u sumtang dat onse seen kan navar b unsean
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:49] <// KuNZiT3 //> A likely story.
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ^o^
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:51] <// KuNZiT3 //> that is merely an emoticon for a laugh, you stupid girl
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> r u sur
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lok closar ^o^.... da "o" is a moth, wyde opan....
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:52] <// KuNZiT3 //> Of course, it's a mouth wide open in laughter
[13:46] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> poutang laps... sew rond... serw opan... redi 2 tak in a sigar.... lyke moanika lewdinski....
[13:47] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:57] <flame_SNIPER> Eww, you mean...
[13:47] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yeh lyke... "im redi to fynd ot hoe mani liks it takz 2 gat 2 da centar of ur lolipop"
[13:47] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:58] * // KuNZiT3 // can't... not see it that way now ><
[13:47] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gid toald mi 2 spred da wurd 2 da intarnat dat ^o^ iz for falltio
[13:48] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [08:01] <@spiritflame> this is the first sight i see on my third birthday
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [23:07] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ... oh what the f[[BLEEP]]k.
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [23:07] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Language, Akane-san!!
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [23:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> OH COME ON WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [23:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> "jumping jimeny crickets it's a 4 year old with her pantsu on display on the BACK OF A VAN!
[13:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [23:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> OH GOLLY."
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [07:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh, I wish Sailormoon had been done by gainax, then licensing would be SO simple.
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [07:41] <@SpeedRcrX> You just wish it was done by Gainax because then neko-chan would have Gainax BounceTM
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [07:41] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[13:52] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ 07:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> God covering international politics for a countty on the other side of the planet is such a pain in the ass
[13:53] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [07:12] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, we have time zones because the Earth is so big
[13:53] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [07:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Then I will strangulate the maker of Earth
[13:53] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [07:13] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> You're going to strangle kami-sama??
[13:53] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ♦ [07:13] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Are you that strong
[13:53] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:14] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> In the window of time between when I've been forced to crawl out of my comfy warm bed and that first delectable sip of life-giving black coffee, I'm f[[BLEEP]]king invincible
[13:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So you miss the "good old days?"
[13:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:25] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Not really
[13:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:25] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> but sometimes I miss being able to kill people who annoy me
[13:55] <Reverend_H> ♦ [07:38] * [gTV]C'est_la_V walks by and appoints Karasuma-san her Vice President of KICKING ASS
[13:55] <Reverend_H> ♦ [07:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> God some days I love our boss
[13:55] <Reverend_H> ♦ [07:39] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> yuri is such a sweet and pure idea, ne?
[13:55] <Reverend_H> ♦ [07:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT
[13:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [07:45] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane is away: get in my way and I'll f[[BLEEP]]k you up so bad you'll think Uranus is pleading for love and peace like that little girl Sailor Moon
[13:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ♦ [07:46] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, she really does get b[[BLEEP]]chy when she hasn't had her coffee
[13:57] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:54] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:57] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:55] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> =) o (=
[13:57] <setsy_meiou> ♦ [07:55] <FireFly_9> For the love of god will you please stop trying to innovate the goatse emoticon, Chibiusa-chan.
[14:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Then all of a sudden we're back on Earth, in an Aaprtment building. Somehow I know it's an episode of Highlander the Series
[14:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:18] <Mizunomics01> Is this a sith from the planet?
[14:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> I guess, but a sith who wants to take MacLeod's head, and not in the Yaoi way
[14:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:20] <Mizunomics01> I didn't need that image, thanks, but please go on
[14:03] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> So what's the diagnosis?
[14:03] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:39] <Mizunomics01> Well considerign analysis both Jungian and Freudian
[14:03] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:39] <Mizunomics01> And all the pertinent allegory and metaphor
[14:03] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:39] <Mizunomics01> My clinical diagnosis is
[14:04] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:39] <Mizunomics01> You're "bats[[BLEEP]]t insane".
[14:05] <Reverend_H> ♦ [23:16] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan it's not nice to tie a man up.
[14:05] <Reverend_H> ♦ [23:16] <Mizunomics01> there were extenuating circumstances owing to gravity
[14:08] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:05] <@Mdm_Maestro> Ara, that brings back unplesaeant memories of my nights undercover in Mugen Gakuen...
[14:08] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:05] <Reverend_H> I can help you relive those yo
[14:08] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:06] <@Mdm_Maestro> Why thank you for the assistance, dear ♡
[14:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:06] <Reverend_H> ♡ Yeah baby ♡
[14:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:06] * @Mdm_Maestro remembers... oh how did it go with Hakase?
[14:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:06] * @Mdm_Maestro kicks you in the gonads
[14:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ [00:06] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (broken balls yo)
[14:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [09:15] * [gTV]C'est_La_V [Office] ponders airing the Young Mamoru adventures but if that was true to form he'd be hitting on babies.
[14:25] <// J_Daito //> ♦ [07:45] <Mdm_Maestro> A wii is better than anything you have to offer, Haruka
[14:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [15:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude he was just in disguise warming up Mamoru for the day when his little elephant would be sufficient to gain entrance into Fiore's exclusive club
[14:30] <Reverend_H> ♦ [08:03] * @SpeedRcrX gives you a thong and offers you up in sacrifice to his god of badass
[14:31] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:30] <GERMATOID> DO YOU KNOW WHY THE DEATH BUSTERS LOGO HAD FIVE POINTS
[14:31] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [07:30] <FireFly_9> Because it was a star?
[14:32] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ [07:32] <FireFly_9> The last time I had anything to do with the Death Busters I developed Prehensile Hair.
[14:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:51] <GERMATOID> YOU WERE A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY DAUGHTER LAST TIME
[14:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat
[14:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:52] <GERMATOID> YOU MADE HER REJECT THE POWER OF DAIMON AND EXPEL MISTRESS NINE THROUGH THE POWER OF "FRIENDSHIP"
[14:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> ♦ [07:52] * GERMATOID VOMITS
[14:34] <Mdm_Maestro> ♦ [07:36] <@GERMATOID> BY MY ESTIMATION, SINCE HE IS PURSUING HIS OWN AGENDA, AND ANY AGENDA THAT INVOLVES TEN'OU HARUKA INEVITABLY ENDS UP IN MASS DESTRUCTION OR CLOUDS OF S[[BLEEP]]T OVER AZABU
[14:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ [07:40] <@GERMATOID> I ATTRIBUTE MY LACK OF TRULY COMPREHENSIVE EVIL TO THE ABSENCE OF COMPETENT SUPPORT STAFF
[14:36] <Mizunomics01> ♦ [09:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Look all I want to know is should I just swap with Aya, because I don't need to be henshining in front of a 24.97 HD NTSC camera that can still-frame on the blurry lines of my 2.654 second naked body and fighting off the leers of your grandfather just so I can unfurl my wings, fly up there and kick the everliving crap out of your guardian crows.
[14:37] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ♦ [10:42] <=^catablanca^=> You know you better be glad your name isn't Dick Grayson and mine isn't Bruce Wayne otherwise we'd be having a very uncomfortable Guardian / Ward moment right now.
[14:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn what a year it's been
[14:38] <// J_Daito //> Concede defeat!
[14:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Only for Festivus, not the Channelwar!
[14:39] * @SpeedRcrX needs to eat
[14:39] <// J_Daito //> The Channelwar will come to a STARTLING Climax, Ten'ou!
[14:39] <Mdm_Maestro> any climax involving Haruka is startling :P
[14:40] * // J_Daito // is away: By new year's... my victory will be absolute
[14:40] * @SpeedRcrX is away: f[BLEEP]k that s[BLEEP]t someone give me egg nog
[14:40] *** Disconnected
[14:40] *** Sat Dec 23 2006 - LOGGING END ***
