#1193: “Budokai 2k7: Setsuna v Momoko”

[10:25] *** Fri Jun 15 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[10:25] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[11:28] * setsy_meiou is now known as Dark Pluto
[11:29] <Silicon Momoko> That name doesn't really suit you, Obasaan
[11:29] <Dark Pluto> Obaasan!?
[11:30] * Dark Pluto is sexier than you, you silicon-filled barbie doll of a kogal!
[11:32] <Silicon Momoko> Oh yeah?
[11:33] <Silicon Momoko> Well at least I *get some* you old hag
[11:33] <Dark Pluto> Oh that's it
[11:33] * Dark Pluto powers up
[11:33] ☼ Scouter indicates Dark Pluto has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[11:33] ☼ Scouter indicates Silicon Momoko has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[11:33] <Dark Pluto> I didn't spend over twen thousand years as a slave to the royal Family to get mocked by a little s[BLEEP]t like you
[11:33] <Silicon Momoko> Bring it, crone
[11:34] <Joey Styles> Catfight! CATFIIIGHT!
[11:34] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane smacks styles out of the Announce box
[11:35] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Silicon Momoko rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[11:35] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Dark Pluto rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[11:38] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Dark Pluto uses her cheap Korean Knockoff Time Staff to age All the organic parts of Momoko's body 30 years (-500 MP)
[11:38] [1000 HP / 1501 MP ] Silicon Momoko has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[11:38] * Silicon Momoko HAS no organic parts :D
[11:39] <Dark Pluto> ...
[11:40] [1000 HP / 1001 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko just walks over to Chiba Mamoru in her most sultry way and drags him down behind a tree letting Pluto hear *exactly* who's hailing the King honey ^___~ (-500 MP)
[11:40] [986 HP / 1004 MP ] Dark Pluto has BLOCKED a special attack! (14 damage)
[11:40] * Dark Pluto GRABS Endymion away and GLOMPS him before that SLUT can get her hands on him
[11:40] <Silicon Momoko> OH is that how you want to play this!?
[11:41] <Silicon Momoko> First woman to get Mamoru WINS
[11:41] <Dark Pluto> So be it
[11:41] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Uhh can we even HAVE stipulation matches in the Budokai?
[11:41] <Joey Styles> I don't care, as long I can see these Divas go at it! RRWOR!
[11:42] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> God I can't wait for Aya to heal up ><
[11:42] * [gTV]C'est_la_V will Allow it!
[11:42] <Joey Styles> ♦ Director of Authority Aino is going to allow it! the firs twoman to seduce Chiba Mamoru will advance in the Budokai! This is INSANE!
[11:44] [986 HP / 504 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Dark Pluto Pins Mamoru to the ground and gives him a sexy lapdance (-500 MP)
[11:45] <Silicon Momoko> ><
[11:45] [1000 HP / 1021 MP ] Silicon Momoko has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[11:45] * Silicon Momoko knocks Mamoru out of the way
[11:45] [1000 HP / 521 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko smothers Mamoru's face in her chest and grins wickedly at Pluto (-500 MP)
[11:46] [697 HP / 511 MP ] Dark Pluto has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (289 damage)
[11:46] * Dark Pluto cries out in grinf as she sees the king thoroughly enjoying his "predicament"
[11:47] [697 HP / 11 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Dark Pluto PUSHES Momoko off and gives the King a horseback ride.... except not on his back (-500 MP)
[11:47] [748 HP / 535 MP ] Silicon Momoko has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (252 damage)
[11:47] * Silicon Momoko pukes at the sight of that old hag riding Rosebud
[11:47] <Joey Styles> OH MY GAWD! This is OBSCENE!
[11:48] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> They're just wasting their energy and not getting anything done. Well... except for Chiba Mamoru.
[11:49] [748 HP / 35 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko TEARS (-500 MP)
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> ^Pluto off Endymion and Pole dances for him; using Endymion as the pole
[11:49] [534 HP / 27 MP ] Dark Pluto has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (163 damage)
[11:50] * Dark Pluto CAN'T STAND THE WAY HE'S ENJOYING HER RUBBIGN UP AGAINST HIM LIKE A CAT AGAINST A LEG
[11:50] <Dark Pluto> MOMOKO!
[11:50] <Silicon Momoko> ♡ Yeah, Haggy? ♡
[11:50] <Dark Pluto> One shot to determine everything
[11:50] <Silicon Momoko> ...
[11:50] <Dark Pluto> We both show the King all our assets~
[11:51] <Silicon Momoko> So be it, but you're gonna regret it, lady.
[11:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Silicon Momoko has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[11:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Dark Pluto has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[11:52] <Reverend_H> Oh s[BLEEP]t, are they gonna do what I THINK they're gonna do, yo?
[11:52] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane has her finger on the body censor overlay ><
[11:53] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Dark Pluto Jiggles it like there's no tomorow and lets her clothes drop ala Demi Moore in Striptease (-500 MP)
[11:53] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko Does a slow, sultry striptease for Mamoru very close-up and personal~ (-500 MP)
[11:53] * [gTV]C'est_la_V watches the ratings explode... along with half the male population <_<
[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh, it's not just the men >_>
[11:55] [545 HP / 1001 MP ] Silicon Momoko has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (455 damage)
[11:55] [744 HP / 514 MP ] Dark Pluto has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (256 damage)
[11:56] * Chiba_M appreciates Momoko's "Talents" but Setsuna knows just what buttons to hit~
[11:56] * Chiba_M drags Setsuna to the bushes
[11:56] <Dark Pluto> ♡ OH YES MY KING! YES! ♡
[11:56] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ><
[11:57] <Joey Styles> Well! IT looks like an old dog can STILL turn new tricks!
[11:57] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ...Did you have to say that?
[11:57] <Joey Styles> Setsuna Meioh ADVANCES!
[11:58] <FireFly_9> and the Feminist cause retreats 40 years ><
[11:58] *** Disconnected
[11:58] *** Fri Jun 15 2007 - LOGGING END ***