#1197: “Kiss me, you Potter Mouth”


[14:04] *** Sun Jul 22 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[14:04] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[14:04] *** Topic is - He dies on page 163... I dunno i just wish he would like die or some s[BLEEP]t -
[14:04] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Sun Jul 22 14:04 2007

[14:04] <FireFly_9> The screaming all night is driving me insane
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> ..I thought Ten'ou and Kaioh had re-entered that frigid time in their lives and Aino's man was locked up in a wheelchair beeping impotently at the world
[14:05] <FireFly_9> Not _that_ kind of screaming ><
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> Then what's going on.
[14:06] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan managed to "skor" an advance copy of the Harry Potter book.
[14:06] <// J_Daito //> I thought that only came out yesterday.
[14:06] <FireFly_9> This is _Asia_.
[14:06] <// J_Daito //> Ahh... she bought a bootleg?
[14:06] <FireFly_9> "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
[14:07] * // J_Daito // snorts
[14:07] <// J_Daito //> Looks like the Yaoi contingent finally got their wish, eh?
[14:07] <FireFly_9> Yes, and incredibly, given her myriad perversions, Chibiusa-chan is quite, quite damaged.
[14:09] <FireFly_9> Apparently, there is a rather raunchy scene in which A Dinosaur, an Ant, the crippled ghost of Dumbledore, Snape, and some new teacher only just now introduced engage in a magic ceremony to drive out the negative "wa" in Hogwart's.
[14:09] <FireFly_9> The Ceremony involved copious amounts of massage oils and whipped creams.
[14:09] <FireFly_9> There are also apparently positional diagrams included in fold-out form.
[14:10] <// J_Daito //> That causes a cold shiver to run down my cold heart, Tomoe.
[14:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well I got s[BLEEP]t that's even WORSE than Harry Potty or whatever the f[BLEEP]k the kids are mass ingesting
[14:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Soething SO f[BLEEP]king WRONG and BAD that it can only be called BADONG.
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> That's a word I don't hear you use much these days, Ten'ou
[14:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Kiss Players takes place in the year 2006, which in the Japanese continuity is one year after the movie and four years before the third season of the cartoon.
[14:14] <// J_Daito //> Continuity of what.
[14:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Its name comes from the controversial gimmick of the show, which involves Transformers getting "power-ups" when they are kissed by human girls, who fuse with the robots and share their adventures
[14:14] <// J_Daito //> ... what
[14:14] <GERMATOID> I FIND THIS IDEA INTRIGUING AND WOULD LIEK TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER
[14:15] <@SpeedRcrX> This fusion occurs when the human kisses the robot, physically combining (minus most clothing) and bestowing special abilities and enhanced regeneration upon the target mechanoid. The human gains some degree of control or influence over the robot's actions for the duration of the fusion. If the human remains fused for too long, she is involuntarily ejected from her robot partner. This can be a disorienting experience and often leaves the Kiss Player unconscious. And naked. And covered in goo.
[14:15] <GERMATOID> YUM
[14:15] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[14:15] <GERMATOID> WHAT I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP :P
[14:23] <@SpeedRcrX> The also like to... eat... the girls...
[14:23] * FireFly_9 is scandalized
[14:23] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa!?
[14:23] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT




[14:23] <FireFly_9> OH
[14:23] <FireFly_9> You meant LITERALLY.
[14:23] <@SpeedRcrX> The F[BLEEP]K did you THINK I meant?!
[14:23] * FireFly_9 is away: I have work, at the library
[14:25] <// J_Daito //> heh
[14:25] <GERMATOID> THAT IMAGE COULD BE SO USEFUL FOR SO MANY MACROS
[14:25] <@SpeedRcrX> anyway the manga is here
[14:25] <@SpeedRcrX> https://www.toyvey.com/kisskiss/
[14:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Well some of it anyway
[14:28] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (I _HAVE_ TO SEE THIS! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!)
[14:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude if giant robo start coming after my ass
[14:29] <@SpeedRcrX> You got my back right
[14:29] <// J_Daito //> heh
[14:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Right!?
[14:29] <// J_Daito //> Yes, if only to spare myself the horrific sight of you lying ejected on the ground naked and covered in goo
[14:29] *** Disconnected
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