Suburban Senshi iChat #1234: “The Dannon Conspiracy w/ Bruce Lee”
#1234: “The Dannon Conspiracy w/ Bruce Lee”
Sun Sep 09 18:46 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
Ara... why do they make "fruit on the bottom yogurt?"
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
I don't want to waste time dredging it up-- I just want to eat it!!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
It's a plan to get you to buy more yogurt, Aya.
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
How so??
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
Well, the way they advertise it you see the people dig their spoons down into the bottom of the cup, lifting out the fruit flavour. Along with ALL the other yogurt on top.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
Which means one spoonful basically carves out a huge chunk out of food out of the small cup
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
Thus, a cup lasts less time.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
So you want more.
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
Ara, that's so sinister!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
That's how you make money.
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
I just use a laser copier to make money
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
You really want an answer there, Aya?
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
I don't copy money-- just pictures of Boss-chan from the changing room which I then sell on the internet at "ainominakoidolexposed.com"
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
You've got quite the brain there....
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
Thank you!!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
So let's talk about my cut.
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
Your.. cut?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
The amount you're going to pay me to keep me from going right to the Boss with this >
[gTV] Aya_Reiko>
SpeedRcrX>
Sorry to interrupt this touching moment of blackmail but I got something kinda cool
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
What's that, Haruka?
SpeedRcrX>
Bruce Lee's screen test for The Green Hornet
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
Impressive.
spiritflame>
he would have been 67 this year
SpeedRcrX>
Damn
spiritflame is away: be the water
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