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[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> hey boss

[gTV] C'est_la_V> ?

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Have you read this review from our Osaka division?

[gTV] C'est_la_V> I've been busy playing "Sexy Santa-san"

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> ...

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Yeah people will be demanding pics of that, I'm sure. Anyway, read that thing.

[gTV] C'est_la_V> ...

[gTV] C'est_la_V> A "s[BLEEP]tennou ramen" shop that shouldn't exist but does...

[gTV] C'est_la_V> Where's Jedite

// J_Daito //> Hi there~ would you all like some hot delicious Ramen~

[gTV] C'est_la_V> I thought you stopped your schemes

// J_Daito //> What scheme? The world deserves the kind of tasty noodle that only 10,000 years of culinary perfection could provide!

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Why are you sucking the energy out of Nerd town

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Otaku barely have any as it is

// J_Daito //> First of all, as a news type you should know better than to make baseless, unfounded accusations.

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Right, because a "S[BLEEP]tennou Ramen" shop that just magically appears doesn't have your fingerprints all over it ::rollseyes::

// J_Daito //> Secondly-- even if I *was* in charge of a nefarious scheme, it's well known that the libido of the average otaku is 10-50 times more powerful than that of the average human begin due to repressed, unfulfilled burning desire.

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> What, do you people do studies of this kind of thing?

// J_Daito //> It's a scientific fact.

// J_Daito //> All their energy is usually diverted into the PVC / resin idols of their favorite busty or bishonen anime characters.

// J_Daito //> The love, care and worshipful devotion they lavish upon them makes them incredibly potent totems if they can be located and properly harnessed.

[gTV] C'est_la_V> - Why am I thinking I'm going to be seeing a quest by Dark Forces to take the toys of desperate otaku -

// J_Daito //> Isn't it better for all that repressed energy to serve a greater good?

// J_Daito //> (Assuming anyone was even planning that)

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Okay assuming that this ramen is *allegedly* sucking the power from people, would it make Genki people less so?

// J_Daito //> In theory

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> *gives Aya the address of this place*

// J_Daito //> Oh, the Animamate eating machine Aluminum Siren--- excellent.

Mdm_Maestro> "Seiren", dear.

// J_Daito //> Yeah.... how about no.

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Oh god please let's not get into the whole "Siren" / "Seiren" linguistic clusterf[BLEEP]k.

@SpeedRcrX> I wouldn't mind a clusterf[BLEEP]k involving Aya

Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA

@SpeedRcrX> God dammit I really should check whose in the chat before I talk, shouldn't I

Mdm_Maestro> "Who's"

@SpeedRcrX> It's prior to noon, I shouldn't be expected to be able to type dammit

@SpeedRcrX> Besides, I was watching "Scott Baio is 45 and single" on the TV and that s[BLEEP]t is so depressing it's scarred my brain

[gTV] C'est_la_V> I was thinking of picking that up for Ginga!!

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> What, is that the reality show that shows how he's basically become a player and a shifty human being and is trying to climb out of that hole?

// J_Daito //> Clearly he needs to eat S[BLEEP]tennou Ramen.

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> how do the two relate?

// J_Daito //> Child stars are full of energy.

// J_Daito //> just look at the s[BLEEP]t the olsens and Lohan get into

// J_Daito //> If all that power could be twisted to the ends of evil... I mean good.

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> In my book Child stars are tools of evil in and of themselves.

// J_Daito //> EVERYONE SHOULD EAT S[BLEEP]T

// J_Daito // has signed off (Please. Make me Destroy you.)

@SpeedRcrX> LOL WHAT

GERMATOID> HE GOT A PHONE CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING "EVERYONE SHOULD EAT S[BLEEP]TTENOU RAMEN" AND THE CALL WAITING KNOCKED HIS MODEM OFFLINE! MUAHAHAHAHA

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