Wed Jan 02 14:28 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

@SpeedRcrX> Why does my life have to be so full of fail.

FireFly_9> What happened, Haruka-poppa?

@SpeedRcrX> Man, so I take a plane flight to the states just to see a live TNA House show. When I get there I get the chance to get a photo of me with Kurt Angle, belt and all.

FireFly_9> Well that's the sort of thing you like, isn't it?

@SpeedRcrX> Yeah but there was like 200 people in line and we were rushed in and out of the ring so fast I wasn't even looking into the camera when they snapped the shot

FireFly_9> Well at least you're recognizable in it, right?

@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, but I'm f[BLEEP]king looking in it THE WRONG WAY. I look at best like a moron, at worst like the photo is a hack job.

@SpeedRcrX>

FireFly_9> There, there. I'm sure you'll get another chance

@SpeedRcrX> Maybe, but this just reminds me how much s[BLEEP]t in my life is imperfect

@SpeedRcrX> I always get close to the brass ring and then f[BLEEP]k it up somehow at the last minute.

FireFly_9> Well, surely not everything in your life is horrible.

@SpeedRcrX> Naw, I got my friends and Michi, who I love very much, so I'm all glad for that.

@SpeedRcrX> I just wish I had less failsauce in my life.

FireFly_9> -nods-

@SpeedRcrX> OH BUT I DID SOMETHING COOL

FireFly_9> ?

@SpeedRcrX> Ten'ou Haruka has made her own cosplay outfit!

FireFly_9> ... Really now.

FireFly_9> What are you going as?

@SpeedRcrX> Check it... a Gundam.

FireFly_9> ... I hate to say this but...

@SpeedRcrX> ?

FireFly_9> More "failsauce" as you put it.

@SpeedRcrX> GOD DAMMIT

Mdm_Maestro> Ara, I told you not to make that costume while drunk, dear.

@SpeedRcrX> Maaan

Mdm_Maestro> Cheer up, darling, I've bought you a copy of Hard boiled starring Chow-Yun Fat.

@SpeedRcrX> O SHI

@SpeedRcrX> The ultraviolent HK movie that's one f[BLEEP]king running gun battle

@SpeedRcrX> The one that makes Death Wish 3 look like a block party

Mdm_Maestro> Happy early birthday, dear

FireFly_9> This is perhaps the first time in...

FireFly_9> *counts*

FireFly_9> five years(?) that there's been a nonsexual overy show of affection my Michiru-momma to Haruka-poppa

Mdm_Maestro> Don't be crude, dear. It's not becoming. :/

@S.X. Aino> I got a nice new shiny picture too~

@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah?

@S.X. Aino> look~

@SpeedRcrX> And now my costume looks like s[BLEEP]t THANKS SAKURA

@S.X. Aino>

FireFly_9> Point... it always did...

FireFly_9 has signed off (*flees*)

@SpeedRcrX> RAA

Wed Jan 02 14:40 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)