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IRC Chat #1442
“Romance denied and the perils of Self Insertion”
[11:31] *** Sun Nov 09 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[11:31] *** Topic is - There's never enough time - [11:31] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Sun Nov 09 11:31 2008 [11:32] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k so Vista imploded on me and I had to reinstall it, now I have to put back all my applications [11:36] <// J_Daito //> Time to hit the Bittorrent store, eh? [11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k you :P [11:36] <// J_Daito //> "F[BLEEP]k you Mister President." [11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Do I look like Monica Lewinsky to you. [11:37] <// J_Daito //> I dunno put on a blue dress and we'll see [11:37] <// J_Daito //> Of course then you'd just look like a transvestite. [11:37] <// J_Daito //> But you already are so... [11:37] <// J_Daito //> >< [11:37] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k you I'm not a transvestite women can wear men's clothing assipe [11:41] <// J_Daito //> Assipe? [11:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Shut up it's early I can't type go to hell [11:41] <// J_Daito //> It's almost noon [11:41] <@SpeedRcrX> As I said early [11:42] <@Dr. Xadium> Did anyone catch the reference to Captain Jack Harkness on Knight Rider last night? [11:42] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked @Dr. Xadium from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( yes and who cares I'm pissed about KARR not being KARR WTF is up with that) [11:43] <// J_Daito //> I'm looking in flyers to see what my new presidential computer should be [11:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude. Aren't they going to pay you like 200k a year why do you need a flyer, just buy the top of the line s[BLEEP]t [11:44] <// J_Daito //> ... Only 200 thousand to be the head of the American Empire? [11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> It's not an Empire [11:44] <// J_Daito //> and it never will be if they don't pay their Maximum leader more than a baseball player gets for sitting out half the season with a torn hamstring [11:45] <// J_Daito //> It hardly seems worth it [11:58] *** Y_Sado [torgo@juubanhikawajinja.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi [11:58] <+Luna-P> y0 Y_Sado [11:58] <// J_Daito //> ... a n00b? [11:58] <Y_Sado> So this is where you all are [11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Sado... Chado? Chad? [11:59] <Y_Sado> NO. [11:59] <Y_Sado> That's just the handle I took because I like Bleach :P [11:59] <Y_Sado> It's been a long time, Ten'ou-san :P [12:00] <// J_Daito //> LOL it called you "-san" [12:00] <// J_Daito //> Obviously doesn't know you very well [12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k off Jed [12:00] <Y_Sado> NO YOU F[BLEEP]K OFF TEN'OU-SAN [12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> huh [12:00] <Y_Sado> YOU LET HER GO AWAY AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE [12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Who are you Chad :P [12:01] <Y_Sado> Kumada. [12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Kumada... Kumada... [12:01] <// J_Daito //> AHAHAHAH the scraggly surfer-dude wannabe who hangs around Hikawa Jinja trying to get with Hino Rei [12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Yuuichiro?! [12:02] <Y_Sado> KUMADA to you, jerk. [12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey why am *I* the jerk a[BLEEP]le you're the one who once tried to get in a fight with me over Rei [12:02] <Y_Sado> And I'm goign to do it again [12:02] <Y_Sado> you're the jerk who gave her money so he could LEAVE JAPAN [12:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well I'm in Canada right now what are you going to do get in a Jet plane and come after me :P [12:03] <Y_Sado> DAMN IT >< [12:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway I gave her that cash because she'd been stuck in Japan, T*A and the shrine all her life and she was feelign constricted [12:04] <@SpeedRcrX> I wanted to let her live a little [12:04] <Y_Sado> Damn it [12:04] <Y_Sado> while she was at the shrine theere might have been a chance she'd have been interested in me [12:04] <Y_Sado> but now she'll be on her own in strange and exotic foreign places, with gaijin... [12:05] <// J_Daito //> (and their big d[BLEEP]ks) [12:05] <Y_Sado> AGGGGGHHHH [12:05] <Y_Sado> I've lost her, and it's YOUR FAULT Ten'ou Haruka [12:05] <// J_Daito //> LOL Ten'ou you destroy lives like other people eat happy meals [12:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Man [12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Chad why don't you go after her [12:06] <Y_Sado> KUMADA, JERKFACE [12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah whatever Chad [12:06] <Y_Sado> How the hell can I go after her I make minimum wage at the shrine [12:07] <Y_Sado> The master takes all my money and uses it to buy "speed seduction" tapes that don't work [12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Speed Seduction... [12:07] <// J_Daito //> He just said they don't work. [12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Speed seduction [12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> tell me more Kumada [12:07] <Y_Sado> ... [12:08] <Y_Sado> Maybe they din't work because the Master was old and shriveled... not young and vital like you Ten'ou-san... [12:08] <// J_Daito //> what [12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Indeed [12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Tell me more of these tapes [12:08] <Y_Sado> I can do better. [12:08] <Y_Sado> I can get them for you [12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Ho s[BLEEP]t, really? [12:09] <Y_Sado> But it would cost a lot to get past the defenses and enchantments the master has put up around them [12:09] <// J_Daito //> What defenses and enchantments he probably has them wedged under his futon [12:10] <Y_Sado> The master is a Shinto Priest, he knows many arcane and supernatural ways fo protecting his stash [12:10] * @SpeedRcrX nodnods raptly [12:10] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll pay whatever it takes [12:10] <Y_Sado> Are you sure? [12:10] <@SpeedRcrX> WHATEVER. IT. TAKES. [12:10] <Y_Sado> Then I shall bring them to you [12:10] <// J_Daito //> unbelievable [12:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Do that, my good man [12:11] * Y_Sado bows [12:11] *** Y_Sado [torgo@juubanhikawajinja.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I take care of the place while the master is away) [12:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Speed seduction huh [12:11] * @SpeedRcrX is away: Oh yeah~ [12:11] <// J_Daito //> I'd say something, but this is too delicious. [12:12] * // J_Daito // contemplates his strategy for destroying the senshi. [12:12] <// J_Daito //> Kumada will be perfect. [12:12] <// J_Daito //> He'll be the final nail in the coffin of the inner Senshi. [12:12] * // J_Daito // is away: now to find out where Hino Rei is in the world~ [12:12] * FireFly_9 is back [12:13] <FireFly_9> What is Jedite talking about? [12:13] <GERMATOID> HIS PLAN TO DEFEAT THE SAILOR SENSHI BY MAKING THEM ALL HAPPY AND SO CONTENT WITH LIFE THEY WON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE [12:13] <FireFly_9> you mean like how Haruka-poppa is too lazy to fight now? [12:14] <GERMATOID> YUP [12:15] <GERMATOID> HE FIGURES BY HOOKING THEM UP WITH LOVERS THEY WILL SETTLE INTO DOMESTIC BLISS [12:15] <FireFly_9> Those poor people. [12:15] <GERMATOID> THE SENSHI? [12:16] <FireFly_9> No, the people they end up with: [12:16] <GERMATOID> LOL [12:16] <GERMATOID> IT'S NOT ALWAYS A BED OF ROSES IS IT [12:16] <FireFly_9> I've often wondered what a potential husband would think of me when I revealed my capacity to destroy creation. [12:17] <GERMATOID> MY LITTLE GIRL WANTS TO GET MARRIED? MUAAHAHAHAHAH [12:18] <FireFly_9> No I do not :P [12:18] * FireFly_9 is away: certainly not. [12:20] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Heh I'm glad the boss stopped syndicating the chatlogs of this house as a reality TV show [12:20] <GERMATOID> WHY [12:20] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Because we'd be smashed in the ratings right now [12:21] <GERMATOID> ? [12:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> My source "SaturnMavi" has pointed me to this, which bascially blows Suburban Senshi right out of the water. [12:22] <GERMATOID> SAILOR MOON ABRIDGED [12:22] <GERMATOID> AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A VOICE CAST WHO ACTUALLY DOES THE LINES THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO [12:22] *** OOH BURN [12:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Now now, lots of the remoon people did their lines [12:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It's just a handful who haven't [12:24] <@Dr. Xadium> ahem [12:24] <@Dr. Xadium> I just want to say, regarding Remoon: [12:24] <@Dr. Xadium> If you don't do your lines by January 15th, I'm doing them. You don't want this. Trust me. [12:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah I've heard your voice. It's certainly not wanted [12:25] <GERMATOID> SO HOW WAS THE SPONGEBOB SPONGEBATH [12:25] * @Dr. Xadium is away: *screaming in terror* [12:25] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [12:25] *** Sun Nov 09 2008 - LOGGING STOP *** |
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