[22:33] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Yeah I just want to wash the last match out of my head.
[22:33] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ There's not enough mind-bleach for that!
[22:34] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Anyway, Mamoru Chiba versus the Mad Professor Tomoe. MAKE IT EXCITING
[22:34] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has joined #budokai
[22:35] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #budokai
[22:35] * Chiba_M is wearing his stylish shades, and has a rose in his teeth, waving to the young girls in the crowd
[22:35] * The sound of crickets is heard.
[22:35] <GERMATOID> YO EVERYONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[22:36] * THE CROWD ERUPTS IN A MASSIVE CHEER
[22:36] <GERMATOID> YEAH~
[22:36] <Chiba_M> ¬_¬
[22:36] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[22:36] ☼ Scouter indicates Chiba_M has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[22:36] <spiritflame> Chiba_M rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[22:36] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[22:37] <Chiba_M> Sorry, Professor~ But it's just your damn luck~
[22:37] * Chiba_M fans out five roses in his hand, one for each extremity~
[22:37] * GERMATOID ONLY COUNTS... UH OH
[22:37] [250 HP / 980 MP] Chiba_M hurls roses to pin his arms, legs, and "little professor" (-21 MP)
[22:37] [232 HP / 1016 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (18 damage)
[22:38] * GERMATOID IS PINNED TO THE WALL OF THE ARENA AND OH GOD THAT HURTS MORE THAN IT SHOUKD
[22:39] [232 HP / 1002 MP] GERMATOID FLEXES HIS MUSCLES TO RIP OUT OF HIS SHIRT AND PANTS, SHOOTING THE ROSES BACK AT CHIBA, LOOKING LIKE A GRAY-HAIRED INCREDIBLE HULK (-14 MP)
[22:39] * FANGIRLS CHEER!
[22:39] [245 HP / 981 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[22:39] * Chiba_M bats the roses aside with his pimp-cane
[22:39] * Chiba_M 's Dub Music two-note hero theme plays
[22:40] <Chiba_M> Nuh-uh-uh~
[22:40] [245 HP / 972 MP] Chiba_M walks over to Tomoe, turns his back to him and lets loose... TUXEDO LA SMOKING BOMBER (-9 MP)
[22:40] [232 HP / 1012 MP] GERMATOID has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[22:41] * GERMATOID TURNS HIS BACK AND LETS LOOSE HIS OWN SMOKING BOMBER~
[22:41] [212 HP / 981 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[22:41] * Chiba_M reels back, coughing and spluttering
[22:41] <Chiba_M> Can't... can't breathe...
[22:43] [212 HP / 976 MP] Chiba_M dons his Tuxedo Mask cape and FLIES over Tomoe, whacking him over the head repeatedly with his cane (-5 MP)
[22:43] [232 HP / 1017 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[22:43] * GERMATOID DUCKS AND WEAVES
[22:44] [232 HP / 1013 MP] GERMATOID GRABS TUX OUT OF THE AIR WITH HIS BIG BURLY SUPERHUMAN ARMS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CROWD (-4 MP)
[22:44] [163 HP / 995 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[22:45] * Chiba_M CRASHES into the people, but avoids touching the bleachers for a ringout
[22:46] [163 HP / 961 MP] Chiba_M LAUNCHES himself off an audience member's head and spins himself like a corkscrew, jabbing hundreds of times at Souichi with his cane (-34 MP)
[22:46] [199 HP / 1021 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[22:46] * GERMATOID IS POKED AND JABBED AND RIDDLED WITH CANE MARKS SHOVIGN OUT OF HIS BACK
[22:47] [199 HP / 1002 MP] GERMATOID SUCKS IN A DEEP BREATH AND USES HIS STRONG ABS TO GRANB THE CANE, PULLING IT AND MAMORU-KUN INTO HIS CHEST (-19 MP)
[22:47] [161 HP / 967 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[22:47] <Chiba_M> Eww Bro, no homo!
[22:47] * Chiba_M shoves himself away
[22:48] [161 HP / 932 MP] Chiba_M Dazzles Tomoe with a toothglint (-35 MP)
[22:48] [174 HP / 1007 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (25 damage)
[22:48] * GERMATOID REELS, EWWW WHAT WAS THAT
[22:48] <GERMATOID> I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO HOMO!
[22:49] [174 HP / 971 MP] GERMATOID WHIPS OUT A DEATH BUSTER RIFLE AND SHOOTS OUT MAMORU'S PURE HEART (-36 MP)
[22:49] [159 HP / 937 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[22:49] * Chiba_M IS A LECH WHO LIKES UNDERAGED WOMEN. WHAT PURE HEART
[22:50] <GERMATOID> TOUCHÉ
[22:50] [159 HP / 925 MP] Chiba_M turns into prince endymion and goes to fillet tomoe with his sword (-12 MP)
[22:50] [170 HP / 975 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[22:51] * GERMATOID GRABS HIS FIRM, HARD SWORD IS HIS HANDS
[22:51] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ ....
[22:51] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ ara...
[22:51] [170 HP / 954 MP] GERMATOID TWISTS ENDYMION'S SWORD SO HARD IT SNAPS! (-21 MP)
[22:51] [103 HP / 940 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (56 damage)
[22:52] * Chiba_M SCREAMS
[22:52] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ God, even I crossed my legs for that one
[22:52] <Chiba_M> Dammit now you've done it!
[22:53] * Chiba_M grabs the GOLDEN CRYSTAL OF EARFF (™ Will smith)
[22:56] [103 HP / 440 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M uses the golden crystal to TELEPORT SETSUNA MEIOH IN FRONT OF HIM... and she's in the MOOD (-500 MP)
[22:56] [158 HP / 958 MP ] GERMATOID has BLOCKED a special attack! (12 damage)
[22:57] * GERMATOID _SMACKS_ HER ASIDE, HE HAS HIS MIMI-CHAN NOW!
[22:57] <Chiba_M> ....
[22:57] <Chiba_M> Dammit I blew my load too fast <_<
[22:57] <GERMATOID> - SEEMS LIKE YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT PROBLEM... MAMORU-KUN -
[22:58] * GERMATOID STALKS MAMORU-KUN NOW
[22:59] [158 HP / 953 MP] GERMATOID GRABS THE TILE OF THE ARENA FLOOR UNDER MAMORU-KUN, RIPS IT OUT OF THE GROUND WITH HIM ON IT, THEN SLAMS THEM BOTH BACK DOWN (-5 MP)
[22:59] [50 HP / 451 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[22:59] * Chiba_M CRASHES onto the bare ground...
[23:00] * Chiba_M is almost at the end of the line...
[23:00] <Chiba_M> If I can hold out.... build up my power for one last... bang...
[23:00] <GERMATOID> REALLY?
[23:01] <GERMATOID> I DID 53 DAMAGE WITH THAT LAST HIT~
[23:01] <GERMATOID> YOU'VE ONLY GOT 50 LEFT...
[23:01] <GERMATOID> CAN YOU TAKE ME ONE MORE TIME~
[23:01] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ nothing gay about this at all
[23:02] * [gTV]Aya-chan! scrambles to cut the mike
[23:06] <Chiba_M> I'll risk it!
[23:06] [50 HP / 491 MP] Chiba_M assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[23:06] <Chiba_M> ...aww s[BLEEP]t
[23:06] <GERMATOID> HEHEHEHEH
[23:06] <GERMATOID> MUA...AHAHHAHAHA...
[23:07] * GERMATOID PULLS OUT A BEAKER OF SCALDING HOT TOMOE'S TASTY COFFEE™
[23:08] [158 HP / 922 MP] GERMATOID THROWS IT IN CHIBA'S FACE (-31 MP)
[23:08] [49 HP / 501 MP] Chiba_M has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[23:09] * Chiba_M HAS SUNGLASSES ON B[BLEEP]CH
[23:09] <GERMATOID> ....
[23:09] <GERMATOID> F[BLEEP]K
[23:09] <Chiba_M> Looks like My gamble's going to pay off OLD MAN~
[23:09] [49 HP / 1 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Chiba_M THROWS A ROSE RIGHT UP YOUR [BLEEP] (-500 MP)
[23:09] [158 HP / 923 MP ] GERMATOID has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[23:10] * GERMATOID GRINS, CATCHING IT IN HIS TEETH
[23:10] <Chiba_M> Wh-what...
[23:10] <Chiba_M> This c-can't....
[23:11] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ In a crazy turn of events, this battle's seesawed back and forth like 2 girls passing a cup around!!
[23:12] * GERMATOID GOES NEAR CHIBA, RELAXING, SLOWLY, CAREFULLY BREWING ANOTHER BATCH OF TASTY COFFEE.... IN A TASSIMO.... ONE OF THE ONES THAT WERE RECALLED BECAUSE THEY HAD A TENDENCY TO...
[23:12] [158 HP / 423 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID EXPLODE SCALDING HOT TASTY COFFEE ALL OVER YOUR BODY AND SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE (-500 MP)
[23:12] [-93 HP/ 2 MP] Chiba_M has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (142 damage)
[23:12] Chiba_M has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[23:13] * Chiba_M IS SCORCHED BY THE TASTY COFFEE and rolls out of the ring screaming and tearing at his own clothes, streaking through the crowd accompanied by the screams of terrified women
[23:13] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has quit IRC (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH)
[23:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Yeah, this is more like the Budokai I remember...
[23:16] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Well next time it'll be Haruka versus our Boss, Aino Minako! Won't that be a match for the ages?!
[23:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Yeah if this one was bad, that one will be off the chain. We're talking years of outstanding grudge here. And this is still just the Round of 32!
[23:16] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ See you next time!
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