[16:47] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Finally, the showdown 10 years in the making! Our boss, the CEO of Ginga TV, Aino Minako, vs. the head of Ten'ou House,Ten'ou Haruka!
[16:50] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ they've always had their rivalries! Most historically, they fought over control over Ten'ou House, with Haruka winning and orcing a merger between the then-split Ten'ou and Aino Houses!
[16:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ not to mention the question of who's the better group of Sailor Soldiers? The inner senshi of the Sol system or the outer senshi!
[16:51] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ and we're not talking bellybuttons here!
[16:51] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #budokai
[16:51] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[16:51] * @SpeedRcrX steps into the arena, carrying a big-ass box
[16:51] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #budokai
*** ♫ B♡M ChikKA W♡W W♡W~~ ♫
[16:51] * C'est_la_V waves to the crowd, who cheer wildly for her
[16:52] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ they're also both famous media idols! Aino Minako the singer, and Ten'ou Haruka the pianist!
[16:53] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ snnrk, pianist
[16:53] * @SpeedRcrX gives Karasuma the finger
[16:53] * @SpeedRcrX deploys perfection field, and the crowd roars loudly for her
[17:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Impressed, neko-chan~?
[17:18] <C'est_la_V> That stuff doesn't work on me anymore :P
[17:18] * C'est_la_V is now known as Super Sailor Venus
[17:18] <Super Sailor Venus> Let's go!! I'm going to strangle the score once and for all!
[17:23] ☼ Scouter indicates SpeedRcrX has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[17:23] <Super Sailor Venus> ... You're not going to transform??
[17:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Heh.
[17:24] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm going to beat you using just my normal strength. And this box.
[17:24] * @SpeedRcrX taps her biagass box.
[17:24] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Venus has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[17:25] <Super Sailor Venus> Don't be overconfident!! Xbox Live and Online video reviewers might allow it, but I won't! Being a jackass online is wrong, and in the name of nice people everywhere, I, Sailor Venus, will stop you!!
[17:25] * @SpeedRcrX yawns
[17:25] <spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[17:25] <spiritflame> Super Sailor Venus rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[17:28] <Super Sailor Venus> hehe ♡
[17:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh. I'm not going to use any special attacks, either.
[17:28] * The Crowd gasps
[17:29] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ a daring declaration of awesomeness from Ten'ou Haruka! No transformation and no special attacks! What will boss-chan do?
[17:29] <Super Sailor Venus> Fine!! We'll slay it your way!!
[17:30] <Super Sailor Venus> But I'm staying transformed!!
[17:30] * @SpeedRcrX waves her hand in a Neo Gesture.
[17:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Bring it!
[17:33] [250 HP / 990 MP] Super Sailor Venus RUNS towards Haruka-san and punches her in the face!! (-11 MP)
[17:34] [237 HP / 1008 MP] SpeedRcrX has been HIT!! (13 damage)
[17:34] * @SpeedRcrX takes a bloody nose, spining aroun in slow mo
[17:34] [237 HP / 973 MP] SpeedRcrX raises her left leg as she spins and kicks venus in the head (-35 MP)
[17:34] [249 HP / 998 MP] Super Sailor Venus has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[17:34] * Super Sailor Venus CATCHES Haruka-san's leg
[17:35] [249 HP / 963 MP] Super Sailor Venus HURLS Haruka-san into the ground by her leg (-35 MP)
[17:35] [178 HP / 993 MP] SpeedRcrX has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[17:35] * @SpeedRcrX CRASHES into the gound, tiles exploding around her
[17:44] [178 HP / 953 MP] SpeedRcrX grabs a tile and HURLS it at Venus' midsection (-40 MP)
[17:44] [200 HP / 980 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[17:44] <Super Sailor Venus> IITAI ><
[17:44] * Super Sailor Venus skids back, the front of her fuku chipped and damaged
[17:45] * Super Sailor Venus points her two fingers at Haruka-san
[17:45] [200 HP / 962 MP] Super Sailor Venus CRESCENT BEAM! (-18 MP)
[17:45] [139 HP / 958 MP] SpeedRcrX has been HIT!! (39 damage)
[17:45] * @SpeedRcrX raises her arms to block in an X in front of hetr, but the beam stil lburns like a motherf[BLEEP]k\
[17:46] [139 HP / 922 MP] SpeedRcrX pulls a huge flash of spoiled milk from the box\ (-36 MP)
[17:46] * @SpeedRcrX drank and made a huge fart with that <_<
[17:46] [174 HP / 983 MP] Super Sailor Venus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (26 damage)
[17:46] <Super Sailor Venus> Kami-sama ugh
[17:47] * Super Sailor Venus staggers back, coughing and spluttering
[17:47] [174 HP / 949 MP] Super Sailor Venus throws a blind punch through the cloud of farty gas (-34 MP)
[17:47] [125 HP / 934 MP] SpeedRcrX has been HIT!! (14 damage)
[17:47] * @SpeedRcrX takes it in the face again
[17:48] [125 HP / 895 MP] SpeedRcrX grabs a glass of fake puke out of the box and SLIMES Venus\ (-39 MP)
[17:48] [163 HP / 950 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (11 damage)
[17:48] <Super Sailor Venus> NAni... what are ytou doing?!
[17:48] * Super Sailor Venus looks HORRIBLE
[17:48] <Super Sailor Venus> \/me SMACKS Haruka-san for that
[17:48] [125 HP / 896 MP] SpeedRcrX has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[17:48] * @SpeedRcrX grins "Getting you angry, Neko~
[17:48] [125 HP / 865 MP] SpeedRcrX SMACKS her back... on the ass (-31 MP)
[17:49] [112 HP / 960 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (51 damage)
[17:49] <Super Sailor Venus> OOF!
[17:49] <Super Sailor Venus> RUDE! \
[17:49] [112 HP / 945 MP] Super Sailor Venus KNEES Haruka-san for that (-15 MP)
[17:49] [125 HP / 868 MP] SpeedRcrX has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[17:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Got you now~
[17:49] * @SpeedRcrX is used to that counterattack from the womens
[17:53] [125 HP / 850 MP] SpeedRcrX gives Neko a hug "It's not your fault" (-18 MP)
[17:53] [79 HP / 955 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[17:53] <Super Sailor Venus> Wh-what's that supposed to mean?!
[17:53] [79 HP / 949 MP] Super Sailor Venus shoves Haruka back hard (-6 MP)
[17:53] [76 HP / 861 MP] SpeedRcrX has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[17:54] * @SpeedRcrX staggers back, dammit, that pissed her off more than it should
[17:58] [76 HP / 835 MP] SpeedRcrX goes for a super ultra badass Haruka-hadoken (i.e. suckerpunch) (-26 MP)
[17:58] [50 HP / 972 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (29 damage)
[17:58] * Super Sailor Venus is knocked out O_o\
[17:59] [76 HP / 825 MP] SpeedRcrX pulls out a "haruka is better than minako" poster she had printed up at Staples and pins it to Venus' chest (-10 MP)
[17:59] [9 HP / 1022 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (41 damage)
[17:59] * Super Sailor Venus jerks and spasms
[18:00] [76 HP / 818 MP] SpeedRcrX signs it "love, Haruka" (-7 MP)
[18:00] [5 HP / 1031 MP] Super Sailor Venus has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[18:00] * Super Sailor Venus grabs the paper ><
[18:00] <@SpeedRcrX> ..
[18:01] [76 HP / 801 MP] SpeedRcrX <_< >_> lkicks her while she's down in the Outer Senshi Way™ (-17 MP)
[18:01] [1 HP / 1033 MP] Super Sailor Venus has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[18:01] * Super Sailor Venus valiantly raises her leg and blocks the kick
[18:02] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT \
[18:02] <@SpeedRcrX> GODDAMNIT
[18:02] [76 HP / 783 MP] SpeedRcrX STRANGLES Venus like she did Usagi that one time (-18 MP)
[18:03] [-23 HP / 1049 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[18:03] Super Sailor Venus has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[18:03] * Super Sailor Venus passes out, limp
[18:03] * THE CROWD BOOOS
[18:54] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ OH COME ON, THAT WAS OUTRAGEOUS, SHE WAS HALFWAY OUT ANYWAY!
[18:55] * @SpeedRcrX just stands there, looking at her hands
[18:55] * beer cans get shot into the arean as was pre-arranged if Haruka won
[18:55] * @SpeedRcrX catches one... and then... a slow, sick smile spreads across her face
[18:56] * @SpeedRcrX cracks open on the cans, and slwoly pours the beer over Venus' prone form, angling the can and the camera so it looks like she's peeing
[18:56] * THE CROWD ROARS WITH BOOS
[18:56] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ What-- what is this!?
[18:57] * @SpeedRcrX then holds her can up to the skky and gives the audience the finger as they boor even MORE
[18:57] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS INSANE!
[18:57] * @SpeedRcrX smirks and makes her way out of ring as irate fans start pitching cups and popcorn bags onto the ring
[18:58] * the camera zooms in on Venus' prone form as medics coem in to drag her out, and the image fades to black on the boos as Aya announces the next match, Hino Rei vs Chibiusa
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