#196: “Mr. Sparkle is Disrespectful to Dirt!”

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*** Topic is '-= Natto 5ux0r5 =-'
<// J_Daito //> Blast it all
<GERMATOID> ?
<// J_Daito //> I didn't get the job
<GERMATOID> YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WORK?
<// J_Daito //> Yes
<// J_Daito //> A Dark General's got to pay the bills, you know
<GERMATOID> YOU COULD ALWAYS WORK FOR ME, YOU KNOW!
<// J_Daito //> Sorry, but you're too happy-smiley for my taste
<GERMATOID> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> Yes
<// J_Daito //> Well
<// J_Daito //> I screwed up
<GERMATOID> HOW SO?
<// J_Daito //> First of all, I neglected to bow to the Super Boss of the company
<// J_Daito //> He was so old and decrepit, I thought he was some kind of super ancient security guard
<// J_Daito //> Then I apparently failed to get off the stairs so the vice-president and his lackeys could march down unimpeded by my lowly presence
<// J_Daito //> and to top it all off I wrote on the business card my interviewer gave me in red ink after shoving it in my pocket
<// J_Daito //> without reading it
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<GERMATOID> WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SHOOT YOURSELF RIGHT THEN AND THERE?
<// J_Daito //> STFU
<// J_Daito //> And then after the interview I offered to pay for the meal
<// J_Daito //> You'd think the boss would be pleased I was willing to take one for the company
<// J_Daito //> Instead he said I was insinuating he was too poor to waste his money
<GERMATOID> HEHHEHEH
<GERMATOID> YOU NEED A REFRESHER COURSE ON THE OBSCENE MINUTIAE OF JAPANESE ETIQUETTE
<// J_Daito //> And where would I get such a thing
<// J_Daito //> I'd rather poke red-hot needles in my eyes than take lessons from Michiru
<GERMATOID> https://WWW.NORA-KRUG.COM/BOWL/
<// J_Daito //> GAH
<// J_Daito //> Those VOICES
<// J_Daito //> The stuttering "animation"
<// J_Daito //> When does Vegita arrive to kill them all?
<GERMATOID> SORRY FRIEND
<// J_Daito //> Someone *does* come to put a painful end to them, yes?
* // J_Daito // hopes
<GERMATOID> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SOL! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
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