Suburban Senshi Chat #1962 - “Schrodinger's Rapper”

#1962 “Schrodinger's Rapper”

#thesuburbansenshikickass chat log - March 15, 2013, 10:24 pm

Paisley Pythia Peinforte: Lil Wayne is currently being given his last rites at L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Hospital after suffering a series of seizures, if TMZ is to be believed. But close friends of Wayne's say Weezy is "alive and well." WHICH IS IT OMFG?!

	Franziska von Karma: Who is this "Little Wayne" and why do we care?
	Karasuma Akane: TMZ said the man basically took down too much Robitussin trying to get high and is now convulsing to death.
	Reverend H. Elios: "Sizzurp". It's called "Sizzurp".
	Franziska von Karma: ... And why do you know this, Mister Hentai Elios?
	Paisley Pythia Peinforte: ...Is that his full name, holy s[BLEEP]t. LOL
	Reverend H. Elios: REVEREND Hentai Elios TO YOU, Hotness von Karma~
	Aya Reiko: Lil' Wayne's Twitter says he's alive!
	Tomoe Hotaru: TMZ said he was asleep at the time of that tweet and couldn't have possibly made it.
	Aino Minako: Why are YOU checking this, Hotaru-chan!?!?
	Tomoe Hotaru: I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE. I'M DEAD IN THE AFTERLIFE WAITING FOR PICCOLO TO WISH ON SOME DRAGON'S BALLS SO I CAN LIVE AGAIN I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL RIGHT?!
	Reverend H. Elios: Yo I'm right here there's lots we can do, babe~
	Tomoe Hotaru: :/ Your new powerup makes you look like you're on steroids; steroid abusers have small genitals; yours can be reshaped by my glaive to make the appearance complete.
	Reverend H. Elios: Yo yo yo I ain't no Lance Armstrong, yo!
	Gemini Sunrise: Gawd, that fella burns me up ><
	Paisley Pythia Peinforte: HEY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LIL' WAYNE HERE
	Tomoe Hotaru: and I am talking about making Elios' BIG Wayne into a LIL' WAYNE. IT'S ON TOPIC!
	Paisley Pythia Peinforte: <_<

Tags: Lil' Wayne, Drugs, Robitussin, Dibs on the Teeth

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