Suburban Senshi: Wow.
#206: “And So it Begins... [PGSM]”

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*** Topic is '-= All your base... well you know the rest =-'
<GERMATOID> I FOUND MORE INFO ON LIVE ACTION SAILOR MOON!
<FireFly_9> Good for you, papa!
<GERMATOID> https://www.sponichi.co.jp/entertainment/kiji/2003/06/08/02.html
<GERMATOID> IT WAS IN JAPANESE
<GERMATOID> SO BABELFISHED IT
<FireFly_9> ...
* FireFly_9 blinks
<FireFly_9> But we're Japanese...
<GERMATOID> SOMETIMES YOU WOULDN'T THINK SO
<GERMATOID> BESIDES, IT WAS FUNNY
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So spill the beans already...
<// J_Daito //> Wait
<// J_Daito //> Tomoe, paste it to me, or it'll all come out in caps
<GERMATOID> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
<// J_Daito //> You need to get a ing shift key on that mainframe
<GERMATOID> HMPH
<GERMATOID> HERE
<// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHA now I can suppress the information!
* .'~SugaBB_2999~'. lds up da japnese pg
* .'~SugaBB_2999~'. runz it thru bblefish
<// J_Daito //> Runt!
<// J_Daito //> They need Babelsifh just for your defective typing!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> go 2 hl ashoe
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There's something mildy amusing about watching her try to swear without any conception of proper spelling
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U fkig bch
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE HELL YOU SAY!! Don't make me come over there!!
<FireFly_9> Play nice, everyone.... Chibiusa-chan, can you paste what you found?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hi
<FireFly_9> Hello
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no i meen hi as n yes
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> here ges
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> " Changing in month, punishment! "
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<// J_Daito //> She wants to punish us for a change she's had in the month?
<// J_Daito //> I thought only Sailor Mars was testy enough to do that
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why do men always associate aggression with PMS?
<Mdm_Maestro> So true... when they can look at you, the perfect counterexample of aggression without reason
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, I liked it better when you were *offline*
<Mdm_Maestro> :P
<FireFly_9> Rather undignified, coming from you, Michiru-mama?
<Mdm_Maestro> My fingers must have slipped
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> "With the deciding large the animation " beauty girl soldier sailor moon " which is broken (the direct child inside the original military affairs)"
<// J_Daito //> Crap
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
<// J_Daito //> They are talking about Chubby-usa
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WTF u tking abt willis
<// J_Daito //> A "broken" Sailor Moon? A "Direct Child" inside the "original military affairs"?
<// J_Daito //> 1 - you are the only other "Sailor Moon" around, and you are definitely defective, i.e. "broken"
<// J_Daito //> and 2, you are the "Child" who came "direct"ly from the "original military affair" i.e. Enydmion getting it on with Soldier Setsuna
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL
<GERMATOID> LOL
<FireFly_9> Worthy of Nostradamus indeed
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sn f a bich
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kll U
<// J_Daito //> Oh you kill me everyday
<// J_Daito //> with your gross displays of acute idiocy
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> RRAGH
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> AAHG
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan. please continue
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> "being broadcasted with TBS system from October as photograph taken on the spot edition drama it was decided in nineties."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If I try not to think about that Engrish too hard, it means Tokyo Broadcasting Service will film it as a sort of live action documentary sryle deal?
<FireFly_9> Good god... "COPS" meets "Sailor Moon"...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There's a fanfic in there somewhere...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> "The beauty girls change to " the soldier " and the scene which fights freely using also the CG in addition to genuine action, makes active image with real."
<GERMATOID> SO THEY WILL USE CGI!
<// J_Daito //> No , sherlock
<// J_Daito //> Did you expect them to do those henshin sequences via striptease?
<FireFly_9> I don't use a henshin sequence
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's just because you're in such a hurry to get to the killing
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You just switch and go
<FireFly_9> EXCUSE me? You're the homicidal senshi, not me!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who killed the Moon Kingdom?
<FireFly_9> ... that and this are two different things!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Suuuuuuure they are
<// J_Daito //> I wonder if the moon cats will be CGI
<GERMATOID> MAYBE THEY'LL BE POPPETS LIKE SALEM IN SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH
<GERMATOID> POPPETS I CAN STUFF WITH DAIMON SEEDS!
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> You still make those?
<GERMATOID> ...
<GERMATOID> WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS MORNING'S TASTY COFFEE CAME FROM?
<// J_Daito //>
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You didn't know? That's some good !
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> "The costume which is called to the sailor suit the may gather also the expectation the man fan."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *Snort*
<FireFly_9> Honestly...
<// J_Daito //> Yes... I'm sure it will gather the "expectations" of the "Man fans"
<GERMATOID> ARE YOU A "MAN FAN", JEDITE?
<// J_Daito //> You're thinking of Zosite and Kunzite, Prof.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So the miniskirt does nothing for you, then?
<// J_Daito //> Not with you! You look like a man in drag!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why you--
<GERMATOID> IT'S TRUE
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Re... Really?
<GERMATOID> TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE, BAYBEE
<GERMATOID> MAUAHAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No.. way...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wt abut me? my miniskrt trn U on Jed?
<// J_Daito //> BLEAUGH
* // J_Daito // coughs up blood
<// J_Daito //> That's pedophilic!
<FireFly_9> It seems to work for Elios...
* FireFly_9 frowns
<// J_Daito //> That's bestial!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look sho's talking!
<// J_Daito //> Huh? What?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What about that Youma... Tetis... that was trans-species...
<// J_Daito //> You may not know this
<// J_Daito //> But all humans were Youma
<// J_Daito //> That's why the Moon Kingdsom was helping them evolve
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik pokeman?
<// J_Daito //> Dry up and die
<// J_Daito //> So I mean there was no real trans species thing there... why do you thing it was so easy for us to turn humans into Youma and Sailor Moon to switch it back again?
<FireFly_9> By that logic, then, human-ape pairing would also not be beastiality.
<GERMATOID> WHAT A TANGENT
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What else is there, Chibi-chan?
<GERMATOID> "IS THIS ALL THAT THERE IS, IS THERE NOTHING MORE?"
<FireFly_9> Spock, Star Trek I
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Spock!
<FireFly_9> How do you know that?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It was the Science Fiction I used to watch as the Child
<FireFly_9> Thank you, VKLL
<GERMATOID> WE NEED A VKLL-FISH TRANSLATOR
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> " The sailor... " as for the story, those which protect peace from the organization where the normal junior high school student is wicked. "
<// J_Daito //> The Hell?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The Dark Kingdom is reduced to a petty high School Gang
<// J_Daito //> MOTHERERS! NOOOOOOOOO!
<// J_Daito //> THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
<FireFly_9> But didn't Sailor Venus say once
<FireFly_9> That the original plan of the Dark Kingdom was to interfere with high school students via the Dark Agency?
<// J_Daito //> The Dark Agency was WEAK
<// J_Daito //> Kunzite never knew how to manage them properly
<// J_Daito //> He was too busy playing "spot the submarine" with certain other staff members
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I sense some venom
<// J_Daito //> Everyone likes him because he had long hair
<// J_Daito //> That's it
<// J_Daito //> I have more skills than him!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> at sunbarine spitgn?
<FireFly_9> Please don't get involved in this conversation, Chibiusa. It's not age-appropriate.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Im 903 yrs old u kno
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<GERMATOID> ANY MORE OF THAT ARTICLE?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> "It cries with the ?? and the insect the girl, is led by destiny and with other 4 girls fights with wicked organization as a 'sailor soldier '".
<// J_Daito //> "The 'insect' the Girl?"
<GERMATOID> MAYBE SHE "BUGS" PEOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> Well Tsukino sure did bug me...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I have problems with this... are they "fighting with" as in "against" or "alongside"?
<FireFly_9> Do you really have to ask? Why would the senshi work with the evil ones?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Pay? Dental benefits?
<GERMATOID> LUNA IS EVIL!
<// J_Daito //> I've often thought so, too...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dats all d goof stuf
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what do we make of it all?
<FireFly_9> It said "4 other girls"...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you don't think it'll be... "Moon, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto and Saturn", do you...?
<FireFly_9> Highly doubtful.
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- cries
<// J_Daito //> So much for your royalty checks!
<// J_Daito //> But it looks like *I* get to collect!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> In such a hurry to get fried / frozen again, are you?!
<// J_Daito //> ...?
<FireFly_9> In the age of CGI, they may choose to hit you with something more substantial than a plane...
<// J_Daito //> err...
<GERMATOID> YOUR REPUTATION COULD BE CRUSHED
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Assuming you even get to be in it
<// J_Daito //> Why wouldn't I be?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If they only have a few episodes
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They may just go with the Bishounen General...
<// J_Daito //> ING KUNZITE!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They need to "gather also the expectation the woman fan"
<// J_Daito //> I'LL GATHER THEIR FREAKING EXPECTATION!!!
<FireFly_9> I think this is going to get ugly...
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