Suburban Senshi Entry #2121 - “Now you too can be a creepy peeping tom with Sakura Taisen: Song of Sakura”

#2121 “Now you too can be a creepy peeping tom with Sakura Taisen: Song of Sakura”

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
But then Enma-Daiou got pissed because they had to keep kicking me out of hell since I was banned so he cut a deal with fate for me to get infected with the prof's Germatoid cells so now I'm an infinite regenerator and can't die, thus eliminating all the heavenly paperwork

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
so that's how that works

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
ror i jast uze mai slivar kistal 2 mak mi imorel

RedCrow 05/04/2018
You were immoral even before the Silver Crystal :P

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
I SED IMOREL BICH NAT IMMOREL

RedCrow 05/04/2018
... I don't even know where to start with that, turnip

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
Speaking of immorality yo, I found the best new thing yo

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
So there's a new Sakura Taisen mobile game yo

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
w00t and there's going to be a be a new mainstream game too!

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
You think SEGA will give you royalties?

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
LOL I wouldn't hold my breath

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
Naw man the best part is this is a gatcha game so you get cards yo, but unlike the last one where you just got them a list yo, now they got the BEST mechanic yo

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
LOL what you obtain new cards by peeping on the girls in the bath or something

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
HOW DID YOU KNOW, YO

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
...wait what

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Are you kiddin' me

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
...

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
CHECK IT OUT THIS IS GREAT YO

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
JUST WHAT PART OF THAT IS GREAT

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
The legs, the hips, the--

The Flame Lotus 05/04/2018
has kicked Reverend_H (reason: a[BLEEP]le)

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
So wait, since this is a game, are they playing as dad or Shinjiro?

Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 05/04/2018
Shinjiro peeped on me in the onsen once~ and Mr. Wong.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
....did he offer you a microscopic towel, too ><

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
Actually given that Shinjiro and Oogami are collectable characters, this means that you the player are the pervert. It also means that in theory you could end up spying on them~

Capt. Jack Harkness 05/04/2018
I have no issues with this.

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
Damn it, Jack :P

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Ain't gonna lie, that's dang creepy in operation. It ain't like an accidential stumble inta th' bath...

GERMATOID 05/04/2018
THE PLAYER WAS LITERALLY BARGING IN PAST SAKURA

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
That's Oogami for you ><

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
He uhh, never could quite keep "the Japanese Rocket" holstered

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
Okay I'm a reasonably worldly kinda girl but hearing you describe that about dad just makes me want to crack my own skull in.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
hshshsh ogemi kan peap at mi anytim

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
YOUR HIGHNESS NO

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
The family tree is already TERRIBLE

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
i went 2 ryde da japanese rackit

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
Oh god.

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
The only thing that kept him away from Iris and Coquelicot was their age. You're over 900 years old

ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/04/2018
Tell me more about this "Iris" and "Coquelicot"?

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
popA NEW I FORBAD TIT

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
>< Well one became a god-level being of wrathful capriciousness weidling a dameonic teddy bear and the other is like a top secret CIA Beastmaster but working for France so.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Wait Miss Coquelicot's alive too?

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
I'll explain later