Suburban Senshi Entry #2124 - “Darling in the FranXXX”

Charm_BUSTer 05/05/2018
But when you put it in like that, conversations get really awkward the next day :P

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
I just... No, none of that, didn't see it, nope~

GERMATOID 05/05/2018
MUAHAHAHAHA!

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
So i t looks like some stores in Akihabara are trying to get in on the "Free Comic Book Day" craze in America.

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Ooh, got any good loot?

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
:/ they didn't have any good BL.

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
BL?

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
You're too young to know, Vermellia~

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Barnacles to that! I'm over 21!

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Your fragile innocence would be destroyed, Angrycat the younger.

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
I'm tough! I can take it!

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
sighs

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Okay, sis~

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
explains over DM

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
THEY PUT THEM WHERE

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
....

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Why would you...? There's bacteria and waste and nasty stuff and doesn't it HURT and and

Mizunomics01 05/05/2018
Vermellia-chan, allow me to explain to you the functions of the male prostrate gland. You see, when it is struck--

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
NO STOP I REGRET EVEN ASKING Rei aren;'t you a Priestess or something WHAT THE HECK

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
...for miko it takes eight years of purity to regain the spirit power lost by indulging in mortal pleasures.

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
unlike rei.bot I can't just perform ritual purification by flying into the sun and burning away the impurity.

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Wait. But you're married. Does that Mean you and Chewbacca or whatever his name is

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
Hino Yuuichiro and shut up :P

C'est_La_V 05/05/2018
No wonder she has such a large H-manga collection...

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
YOU TOO MINAKO-CHAN SHUT UP ><

The Flame Lotus 05/05/2018
...why do you not just henshin into Sailor Mars and use your control over the fire element to ritually cleanse yourself quickly?

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
...wait what

The Flame Lotus 05/05/2018
just waits

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
OMG LOL she had no idea she could do that

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
...................

Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
Flame_Sniper is AFK: ( ...I have... business to attend to )

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
I am legitimately overcome by mirth

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
....wow

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
is still stumped on the concept of BL

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Okay so... the idea is supposed to be you're just able to freely ogle guys without seeing girls involved so you can self-insert or something.

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
BUT THEY'RE ALREADY DOING THE INSERTING. SO MUCH INSERTING

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Yeah I can't... you'll need to ask your mom about this. This is above my pay grade.

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Oh by Metallia I can see that conversation now. "Mom what's so fun about two guys doing it?"

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
texts that to her mom

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
OMG YOU TEXTED THAT TO AUNT NORIKO

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
holy s[BLEEP]t

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
....I'm somewha curious as to how she'll respond.

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Oh god she's going to think I corrupted her precious daughter ><

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
She's going to gut me like a fish ><

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
hmm

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
WHAT WHAT DID SHE SAY?

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
She replied "Well, are they doing it to you?"

Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
D:

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
...I did not expect that reply.

FireFly_9 05/05/2018
has taken delivery of an Oculus Go headset

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
So that's it. You've just decided to leave humanity behind now, is that it?

FireFly_9 05/05/2018
Why would you say that?

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
You never go out, your pale skin knows not the kiss of the sun. You ensconce yourself in piles of dusty books poorly illuminated by your yard-sale lamps, and you rock back and forth in your arms murmuring Yeats quotes in the perpetual twilight of your room. Now you can strap on a whole new world and just put this one all away. your own personal eschaton.

SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Hotaru you got a strap on?

FireFly_9 05/05/2018
OH MY GOD PLEASE READ WHAT PEOPLE TYPE HARUKA-POPPA

SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Look, like all the super-elite, my time is extraordinarily precious.

FireFly_9 05/05/2018
What does that have to do with anything?

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
It means that for her, reading closely is a wasteful exercise.

SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Exactly. My brain is finely tuned to "lock on" on to words of significance and interest to my elite lifestyle.

FireFly_9 05/05/2018
...So of course you only saw the words "Strap on"

FireFly_9 05/05/2018
After all this time, I can't say I'm surprised.

ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/05/2018
I wonder if there's ever been a Kamen Rider whose gimmick was a belt that yelled "STRAP! ON!"

Texas Samurai 05/05/2018
... th' heck did I just walk into?

Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Something very straaange

EmaSkye_LAPD 05/05/2018
Would that be Kame Rider or Super Sentai? I can't tell the difference.

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
One has people dressed like bugs. The other has people dressed like space shuttles and fruit and hood ornaments.

SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Hood Ornaments is Ultraman

// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Oh yes.

SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Still I HAVE to imagine there is a subgenre of the pr0n where the spandex-wearing heroes get it on

Capt. Jack Harkness 05/05/2018
Your ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
We could call it "Kamen Rider XXX! The ULTRA-MAN vs Super Orange Tangerine Fighter whatever the hell Sentai does

Reverend_H 05/05/2018
First they fight then they f

The Flame Lotus 05/05/2018
has kicked Reverend_H (okay let us just end this chat here:P)