Suburban Senshi Entry #2149 - “What's on your phone? [NSFW]”

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
The surgery to pull it out of her cost ¥500000 and took six days.

setsy_meioh 06/20/2018
I told her not to use it like that.

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
IT WAS SO WORTH IT.

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Oh my god have you guys seen the news?

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Is it those wanna be Senshi again?

RedCrow 06/20/2018
No it's on Ginga... oh god I'm going to get fired

// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
turns on the tv

// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
Oh hahahah by Metallia this is the BEST. I need to videotape this

RedCrow 06/20/2018
Don't jump me, f[BLEEP]king tin Nyanko came back to life or something and somehow wormed her way into the company, and immediately went for IMMEDIATE SCANDAL

Aya-chan! 06/20/2018
Ara, I'm so sorry

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
What exactly did she do?

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...."For the first time ever, Phone hacking reveals WHAT'S ON THE PHONES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE!!"

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...which famous people.. . exactly?

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
"First up, we see who the famous International Race Car Driver Ten'ou Haruka keeps sexy shots of on her phone"

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
....

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
now hang on

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018

Reverend_H 06/20/2018
...Whoa I ain't never seen that side of her before yo

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
WHY is this PUBLIC...

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
At least it's you on there and not some random Green Orion Slave Woman.

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
"Yes! It's her wife, the famous violinist, Kaioh Michiru.... but wait, there's MORE on her phone!"

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
...more?

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

"For some reason, Haruka-san has a SCANDALOUSLY HOT SELFIE OF GINGA'S CEO, AINO MINAKO"

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
... HARUKA!!!

=/\catablanca/\= 06/20/2018
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C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
NANI?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE!? I SENT THAT TO X-KUN WHEN WE WERE DATING!!!

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
Yes, Haruka... why DO you have that

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...BLACKMAIL MATERIAL.

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
What

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
For the eventual great war btween us when we battle again for leadership of the Sailor Senshi!

PoundMYMochi 06/20/2018
I'm the leader!!

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Yeah right

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Guys it's not over

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

"Also, we have found images of their adopted goth daughter, Tomoe Hotaru one someone else's phone..."

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...THAT PICTURE ISN'T EVEN REAL. The hair is wrong. The head is the wrong size!

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
I don't know dear, I could swear you wore your hair like that for a while.

C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
Yeah after the divorce trial...

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...Artemis why didn't you delete that...

=/\catablanca/\= 06/20/2018
I DID

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Wait what

C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
...what

Reverend_H 06/20/2018
YO AINO THOSE F[BLEEP]KERS HACKED MY PHONE YO

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
..YOUR PHONE!? WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!

Reverend_H 06/20/2018
<_<

Reverend_H 06/20/2018
I totally din't pay off your dad to get me the picture yo

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
.....................................................

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Speaking of, they got his phone too...

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Oh god what freak of nature is on his thing

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
.....

Charm_BUSTer 06/20/2018
Don't be jealous, ladies~

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
hits save

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
.........................................

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
save..... on her complaint ot GINGA for this INAPPROPRIATE STUFF

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

And continuing with selfies from other famous people, this one was found of the star of the Grand Imperial Theatre, Gemini Sunrise"

Dr_Xadium 06/20/2018
WHAT THEY GOT MY PHONE TOO?!

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...I've never seen her with her hair down before.

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
I'm sure it's the hair you're looking at, Haruka-poppa.

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
ignores her, saving another complaint

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
This is incredibly sexist. There are no men represented.

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Careful what you wish for...

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

"The famed priestess of the Hikawa Shrine in Azabu-Juuban keeps the most interesting commissioned art on her phone"

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
vomits a little

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
Is that...Kumada-san and.. papa?

GERMATOID 06/20/2018
...HOW INTRIGUING

Flame_Sniper 06/20/2018
....

Flame_Sniper 06/20/2018
What do you mean "intriguing" <_<

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
...Don't pimp out your husband, Rei-chan.

Flame_Sniper 06/20/2018
For science?

setsy_meioh 06/20/2018
You should see what small lady keeps on her phone :/

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 06/20/2018
hay dats privat!111

setsy_meioh 06/20/2018

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
What the f[BLEEP]k...

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 06/20/2018
♡

ThatGuyWith_Maskses 06/20/2018
Chibiusa-chan WHAT

PoundMYMochi 06/20/2018
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE SCIENTIFIC BONDAGE WITH_MY_ MAN

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
...scientific?

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
..speaking of which they found a selfie on Mizuno Ami's phone...

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...I'm not... surprised.

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
And the last of their "Famous people around town" series, the owner of crown game parlor, Furuhata Motoki.

Reverend_H 06/20/2018
YES SOME HOT SAILOR JUPITER ACTION

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
I'm right here a[BLEEP]le

SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Yeah she's right here! And maybe right on TV <_<

Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
...

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Here it is...

EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
MOTOKI WHAT THE HELL

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
WHAT. THE. HRLL

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
$@#%$%#$%#$%^#$%$%^%$^W

Crwn_Frt_Gmer 06/20/2018
Look I can explain that was a long tie ago there's nothing more between us

// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
I'm sure there was nothing more between you that night too.

// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
Must have been a "SHOCKING" experience

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
I ... I JUST... I... IIII

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
WELL I

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
I'LL SHOW YOU MY PAST EXPERIENCE TOO

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018

Reverend_H 06/20/2018
OH S[BLEEP]T COOKBOOK CONFIRMED YO

Rule34Rocks 06/20/2018
...that is the best ship name

Mizunomics01 06/20/2018
...there's a reason I've forsworn human love :P

IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
T_T

C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
..............

C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
Akane-san.. Aya-san....MY OFFICE NOW

// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
Some Vice-presidents gonna get fiiired~ ♫