Suburban Senshi Entry #2155 - “The Random Tragedies of the Suburban Senshi and Friends”

Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
Hey.

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Hey?

Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
I can't sleep :/

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
I can. Goodnight.

FireFly_9 09/20/2018
You know that 100% of all private messages from hot singles in your area are scams, right?

SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
Why do you know this?

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
can humans even wake up at six in the morning

Gol_D_Lux 09/20/2018
People who say "no pun intended" are cowards! OWN UP TO YOUR AWESOME!

Perfect1 09/20/2018
How is this place not getting sued

Reverend_H 09/20/2018
.... yo do I look like the kind of gy who would be interested in that sorta thing, yo?

SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
...dude

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
sirzli, hav u mat urslaf

Mdm_Maestro 09/20/2018
If "sorry" was enough, dear, we wouldn't have seppuku.

SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
SpeedRcr_X is AFK: ( I just remembered a dental appointment)

Charm_BUSTer 09/20/2018
There's a huge omnidimensional city hovering upside down in the skies over tokyo!!

GERMATOID 09/20/2018
-SIGH- SAME S[BLEEP]T, DIFFERENT DAY

Mizunomics01 09/20/2018
Any last words, scum?

// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
I see you're still single ;>

Reverend_H 09/20/2018
OHH S[BLEEP]T

SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
Damn he went there

Mizunomics01 09/20/2018
Mizunomics01 is AFK: ( rekt)

=/\catablanca/\= 09/20/2018
Mina it's not fair! Peoiple everywhere are going places in life and I still s[BLEEP]t in a box ><

C'est_La_V 09/20/2018
...When you're not dropping it on my rug ><

=/\catablanca/\= 09/20/2018
...or your sweater

C'est_La_V 09/20/2018
wait what

Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
So Paise, on a scale of 1-10 how lonely are you?

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
...it stops at 10?

OG_Iron_Man 09/20/2018
Look I told you the problem is you keep using your tongue on the screen and it's not a touchscreen

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
k

ThatGuyWith_Maskses 09/20/2018
...If I die in this battle I SWEAR MY GHOST WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER

// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
Then your ghost is going to see some f[BLEEP]ked up s[BLEEP]t.

OG_Iron_Man 09/20/2018
I sent you a friend request but I think your account might have a bug, I got blocked.

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
I blocked you.

Reverend_H 09/20/2018
Goddamnit yo I've been in Tokyo for years now yo... why isn't there a harem of high school girls that worship me, yo?

Aya-chan! 09/20/2018
Maybe you should have gone to a High School in that time??

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
What the hell is this noise my phone is making?

Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
Someone's calling you.

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Inconceivable.

Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
God made the world... and the rest is made in China!

Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
E C O N O M I C S

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell. ♡

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
jezus midal skool reali facked u pu

Mdm_Maestro 09/20/2018
Haruka, you're drunk.

SpeedRcr_X 09/20/2018
hweewlew; ye s im dsfr8ink

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Why don't you just act like yourself?

Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
Because when I do, they all leave

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/20/2018
JAST B MAI FRAND I GAT AMNEY GADDIMMIT

Capt. Jack Harkness 09/20/2018
Talk dirty to me

setsy_meioh 09/20/2018
Every minute one garbage truck worth of plastic is dumped into the ocean

EmaSkye_LAPD 09/20/2018
...the incident report says "his gender and true identity are unknown."

EmaSkye_LAPD 09/20/2018
...wait a sec

FireFly_9 09/20/2018
When I was little, I thought people would die without a brain.

FireFly_9 09/20/2018
Facebook has taught me other.

"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Lyrica

"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Answer Lyrica are u awake?

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
huh

"Silicon" Momoko 09/20/2018
Sorry, I woke you, didn't I?

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
no s[BLEEP]t dumbass

setsy_meioh 09/20/2018
Everytime I see you, you're undressing me with your eyes

// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
I'm actually adding more clothes.

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
I should warn you, I'm an animal in bed ♫

Dr_Xadium 09/20/2018
As in you expect to lie there uselessly, be doted over and brought food?

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
...basically.

setsy_meioh 09/20/2018
The cliff I have selected will be the perfect spot for my first date with him~

// J_Daito // 09/20/2018
Yes. As soon as he gets on look at you, he can conveniently jump off.

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Hahaha one time someone tried to scam their way into my mansion by saying they were a friend of mine, but they were fools. Wodehouse knew I had no friends.

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
Being a NEET has its advantages

Agent McFUNderson 09/20/2018
...dude T_T

Rule34Rocks 09/20/2018
what

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018
If all goes well, I'll be a couch potato tonight.

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 09/20/2018