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#2159 “Something Fishy This Way Comes”
SpeedRcr_X
01/17/2019
Oh, yeah. A rink. Anything that makes you physically exert yourself is anathema.
// J_Daito //
01/17/2019
I disguised myself as "Hip Millennial Internet-Savvy Marketer Jedite" and went to the management with a plan they could not refuse.
// J_Daito //
01/17/2019
Well I had a surplus of brainwashed sea creatures from an earlier plan involving the Lawson convenience store chain
// J_Daito //
01/17/2019
And I needed the hostile flesh eaters assassinated so I leveraged a synergy
FireFly_9
01/17/2019
What... I don't even... how can you even skate on those, wouldn't you trip over the fish heads?
// J_Daito //
01/17/2019
Oh yes the broken limbs of the small children (not mentioned) were particularly pleasing to me. Their moans and cries of pain as they called out for "Mommy", "Daddy" and "Police-san" warmed the c[BLEEP]kles of my dark heart.
RedCrow
01/17/2019
No, no, the actual article is here: https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/28/asia/japan-frozen-fish-rink-trnd/index.html | ||||
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