Suburban Senshi: If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave

2245.	Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell	07/09/22
2244.	...	06/25/22
2243.	Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT	04/26/22
2242.	[Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 2	04/10/22
2241.	[ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 2	04/09/22
2240.	A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!!	02/14/22
2239.	Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)	12/14/21
2238.	Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!	12/11/21
2237.	[SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!	11/08/21
2236.	Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!	10/18/21
2235.	Hit 'em with your best shot	10/15/21
2234.	A Star Treks into musings of mortality	10/14/21
2233.	[Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!	10/03/21
2232.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!	10/02/21
2231.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!	09/29/21
2230.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!	09/19/21
2229.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'	09/08/21
2228.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!	08/24/21
2227.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!	08/02/21
2226.	[MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded	07/23/21
2225.	[Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS	06/23/21
2224.	[ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!!	06/16/21
2223.	Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!	06/12/21
2222.	What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?	06/05/21
2221.	A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!	06/04/21
2220.	The Name Blame Game	05/11/21
2219.	Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!	03/09/21
2218.	Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)	03/08/21
2217.	A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!	03/01/21
2216.	Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time	01/28/21
2215.	The Cream Rises to the Top	12/07/20
2214.	Panic at the Discord	11/30/20
2213.	Haruka's Black Friday Mistake	11/27/20
2212.	Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi!	11/26/20
2211.	Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster	11/06/20
2210.	A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 01	11/05/20
2209.	In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you!	10/19/20
2208.	WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!	08/25/20
2207.	We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~	08/17/20
2206.	Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!	08/09/20
2205.	14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!	08/09/20
2204.	Back in Blargh~	08/04/20
2203.	In a Hot Spot	06/25/20
2202.	[GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~	06/04/20
2201.	Art is in the voice of the beholder	06/01/20
2200.	[ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten	05/30/20
2199.	[ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~	05/26/20
2198.	Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?	05/25/20
2197.	Smile! You're in the Picture at last!	05/24/20
2196.	Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!	05/21/20
2195.	Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure	05/19/20
2194.	Family Flashback Fun 90's style	05/17/20
2193.	DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!	05/15/20
2192.	Lockdown Diversionary Tactics	05/14/20
2191.	BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!	04/17/20
2190.	Blame Big Papa	04/06/20
2189.	In poor taste	03/12/20
2188.	More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!	01/14/20
2187.	Alexa, we're in the sh*t now.	01/08/20
2186.	MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit	01/07/20
2185.	Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?	01/03/20
2184.	The Perils of Commercialization	12/20/19
2183.	That's one Powerful P*ssy	12/19/19
2182.	Flushed with Anticipation	11/21/19
2181.	Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!	09/15/19
2180.	Beryl got Back (and got back~)	09/14/19
2179.	Twitter Test	09/13/19
2178.	The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)	09/01/19
2177.	Quality Parenting	08/30/19
2176.	Science	08/29/19
2175.	Medical Heroics Plus Ultra	08/28/19
2174.	Motoki Finds True Love?	08/27/19
2173.	Hotaru wut u doing	08/26/19
2172.	Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<	08/25/19
2171.	Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (	08/25/19
2170.	You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!	08/13/19
2169.	Back to the IRC II (Test)	08/11/19

	May 28, 2002: Makoto and Haruka were embarassing everyone with drunken antics at a party for foreign exchange students, when Mimete attacked using Sailor Chef, determined to settle a grudge with the Sailor Soldiers. As the Senshi were knocked out, the Starlights showed up, jumping into battle only when attacked. Mamoru got confronted by confusing images of a past life. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.

[Dammit nail PLYWOOD over the window OUTSIDE the HOUSE," Haruka yelled to Elios, who was covering the inside of the house windows with steel plate. [ "I only nail hot chicks, yo," Elios replied.