2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2184 - “The Perils of Commercialization”
#2184 “The Perils of Commercialization”
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
So I'm sure everyone remembers the Folgers incest commercial.
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
...wait, the what
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
You probably weren't alive at the time
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
anyway, it was a Folgers commercial about a brother coming back from the Peace Corps and meeting his sister for the first time in years who is all grown up™ and the way they are interacting it's pretty clear they have a Lannister thing going on
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Why are we talking about this
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Because I've found the continuation of that saga
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Really...?
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Rei-san?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Yeah check it.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
This is the best thing ever
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
What the f[BLEEP]k did I just walk into
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Siblings who want to f[BLEEP]k, apparently
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
So is this like Alabama, where "cousins" are lovers?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
LOOK just because we had to go undercover there that ONE TIME and didn't really think the cover story through
Mdm_Maestro 12/20/2019
You mean you didn't think the cover story through, dear.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
DETAILS
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 12/20/2019
ror "i jast went 2 fak mai brudar!" hshsshshshshshshshs
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Oh god, I need a brain cleanser after that.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
here
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Baby Yoda? It's not like you to like cute s[BLEEP]t, Lyrica.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Haruka.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Have you seen the Fangs on that thing? And it doesn't bat an eye when Mando murders for it. I'm telling you, we're going to see an evil Yoda when it grows up. MARK MY WORDS.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
(and I can't wait)
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
That would be an interesting twist for everyone buying into the merch now.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
It'll be f[BLEEP]king delicious
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
But REMEMBER. For DELICIOUS F[BLEEP]KING, Folgers INCEST COFFEE!
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
ugh





June 11, 1998: Ami and Haruka were rebelling against being told to stay away from Hotaru, when the Makaijuu attacked using Burizaa, determined to capture Sailor V. As the Senshi leapt in from nowhere, Sailor Saturn appeared, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. Tuxedo Mask got distracted dreaming of Princess Serenity. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used a boost of energy from Pegasus to win.
Hit!Graph
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror lif iz jast a craeul liy
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im meen lik lok at katz, katz lok lik dey R smilang, bat dats jast cuz dere facez are shapped lik dat
<=^catablanca^=> Uhh, cats look like they're smiling because they *are*... trust me on this
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fack wuld u kno abut it, atremis
<=^catablanca^=> ...




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