2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2184 - “The Perils of Commercialization”
#2184 “The Perils of Commercialization”
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
So I'm sure everyone remembers the Folgers incest commercial.
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
...wait, the what
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
You probably weren't alive at the time
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
anyway, it was a Folgers commercial about a brother coming back from the Peace Corps and meeting his sister for the first time in years who is all grown up™ and the way they are interacting it's pretty clear they have a Lannister thing going on
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Why are we talking about this
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Because I've found the continuation of that saga
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Really...?
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Rei-san?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Yeah check it.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
This is the best thing ever
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
What the f[BLEEP]k did I just walk into
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Siblings who want to f[BLEEP]k, apparently
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
So is this like Alabama, where "cousins" are lovers?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
LOOK just because we had to go undercover there that ONE TIME and didn't really think the cover story through
Mdm_Maestro 12/20/2019
You mean you didn't think the cover story through, dear.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
DETAILS
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 12/20/2019
ror "i jast went 2 fak mai brudar!" hshsshshshshshshshs
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Oh god, I need a brain cleanser after that.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
here
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Baby Yoda? It's not like you to like cute s[BLEEP]t, Lyrica.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Haruka.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Have you seen the Fangs on that thing? And it doesn't bat an eye when Mando murders for it. I'm telling you, we're going to see an evil Yoda when it grows up. MARK MY WORDS.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
(and I can't wait)
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
That would be an interesting twist for everyone buying into the merch now.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
It'll be f[BLEEP]king delicious
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
But REMEMBER. For DELICIOUS F[BLEEP]KING, Folgers INCEST COFFEE!
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
ugh





July 16, 2002: Ms. Haruna was on a cooking show broadcast live all over Japan, when Eudial attacked using U-Ndookai, determined to capture Sailor Moon. As the Senshi gasped at the heartlessness of it all, The Amazon Trio joined them, callously watching from the distance. Tuxedo Mask got impaled in the shoulder. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through new information which someone only just now rememebered. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
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[08:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dunno wat da fick krack rok u ppl smokang bat shar dat sit
[08:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Small Lady! Your manners!
[08:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bich stfu




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