Suburban Senshi Entry #2186 - “MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit”
#2186 “MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit”
FireFly_901/07/2020 Today, we bring you a full length MST of a website Mango-chan showed us that is so... frankly ridiculous we struggled for a long time after reading it, trying to determine if it was real, or just some kind of well-done parody. (Because surely nothing this asinine could really be real, right?)
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Fortunately (?) Google-fu tells us this is a real thing. And while that sucks for humanity and womankind as a whole, it's just pure gold for us from a "point and laugh (and cry, and shake our head)" perspective.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 Now while we are about to present to you is especially offensive to women, it offends me as well. Why? Because I didn't think of this idea first as a way to separate the victims of gaping misogynist a[BLEEP]les from their money.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 To the tune of almost $2,000 a head for the women foolish enough to sign up for a course BY MEN for WOMEN, I present something called "The 22 Convention".
FireFly_901/07/2020 (No link to this site because they deserve 0 traffic - if you think they're just made up by us so much the better. No one needs this reality in their lives. As you can see, it's a convention created by Men to Make Women Great Again.
C'est_La_V01/07/2020 Women are pretty great right now!!
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Not according to these guys. And they've made a $ 2,000 a head seminar for self-hating women to learn how to subordinate themselves to then men in their lives.
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 These guys literally call it "the mansplaining event of the century"
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 ...And they expect women to pay two thousand bucks a head to get mainsplained to?
So "the first president of the Manosphere" whose name has, I s[BLEEP]t you not, the word dream in it, claims that this event will teach women how to "no longer...go against [their] ancient, biological nature as a woman".
Mdm_Maestro01/07/2020 This "biological nature" apparently to be a subservient, sexed-up baby-making machine for Red-Hatted incels.
So according to them, "positive femininity" is what's "hard-coded in your DNA" and "anti-feminine propaganda spanning generations" has caused women to deny it, making them feel "unhappy, confused, frustrated and hopeless. "
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Yeah I sure feel frustrated, unhappy and hopeless being able to drive, vote, choose my own clothes and think for myself. I should just let a man do these things for me :/
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.01/07/2020 i feal frastarated, hopleazz, an unhappi wen machiru c[BLEEP]ks
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Can we not descend to the level of these jackasses at least while we're mocking them <_<
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Did you all know there's an "attack on dating"?
where "men act like women, women act like men, everyone's confused and nothing 'works'"?
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 So it sounds like basically they can't handle a world where men are expected to be sensitive to their partner's needs, the women can be assertive in what they want out of a relationship and bulls[BLEEP]t isn't tolerated? They don't know how to handle a new world where just whipping your d[BLEEP]k out doesn't give you a free pass to the bedroom?
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 They say you can learn "what you can do to heal the damage and pain it's caused you." This is aimed at the women, right? Are they really honestly saying women have been damaged because they're empowered? This sounds like wording aimed at frustrated incels.
FireFly_901/07/2020 "Get pregnant and have unlimited babies." Jesus Christ.
FireFly_901/07/2020 THAT, to them, is the epitome of women? Really?
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 But BUT "these clever manipulations were designed to weed you out of the gene pool and forever prevent you from embracing the sacred responsibility, honor and adventure of motherhood"
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 Why the HELL would I want to have a ton of kids for some guy who only sees me as a piece of meat and wants me to be nothing more than a housebound slave who exists to get f[BLEEP]ked by him, and to churn out more babies? What kind of environment would that be for the kids? What example would that set? (I really want to punch these guys in the d[BLEEP]k)
Reverend_H01/07/2020 "How many women say they want to 'get married' but how many truly want to become the best wives for their husbands and themselves? [...] Learn the truth about submission, dominance and functional, healthy relationship that respect your nature as a woman."
FireFly_901/07/2020 So much nonsense to unpack in that one. "the best wives for their husbands" is where they should have ended that first sentence, because that's all these organizers care about. "Submission and Dominance" is their game. They want the women to be submissive and the men dominant, full stop.
FireFly_901/07/2020 "healthy relationships" (that's a laugh) "that respect your nature as a woman." In other words, dysfunctional servitude that puts women in their ostensible place as sex objects who exist only to serve men and breed children into their dystopian world
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Also why is this whole website like breast cancer pink
FireFly_901/07/2020 Because in their simple view girls like pink. Because that's the only color girls can like, you know? We have a very limited pallete.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 And again, we're reminded of how much women are being asked to pay to subject themselves to brainwashing:
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Wow I can totally save a thousand dollars if I sign up early for my Stepford Wife indoctrination. Oh I know, how about I save two thousand dollars, skip this shit altogether, take a nice trip and pamper myself and not date any of these assholes? (In case we forgot to mention, MEN are running this panel completely. There's no women panelists (would there be), so it's women paying a bunch of men to just basically tell them to go be pin-up baby factories.)
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 Really any woman who pays for this unironically needs help.
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 I can't see how this "convention" is going to end up being anything less than a sausage party by incels hoping to get dates with women too damaged to understand the sheer levels of bulls[BLEEP]t this promises.
C'est_La_V01/07/2020 So who sets something like this up, anyway?
Reverend_H01/07/2020 Be glad you're not really "getting that", yo. Besides, yo, I'm the only one with the "Dream Johnson", yo, and not just because of size, yo, Because I'm the Dream master, yo. W O R D
Reverend_H01/07/2020 Horse wit Da Force 12-inch C[BLEEP]K YO
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 The first president of the "Manosphere". It would be cool if that was a planet dedicated to Manos: The Hands of Fate or something.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Maybe it is. Didn't that dude have like 12 wives all chained up to pillars that would wrestle in their underwear over him? Sounds exactly like that this crew wants out of the women in their life.
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 Get a load of the other guy's bio. "Winning the minds of men and women." Not this woman.
Mizunomics0101/07/2020 Any mind he could win is probably not a prize, in any case? Also he claims "50 million women love him" for "teaching them 'how to be beautiful'".
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 Yeah I really want a list of that. Notarized and witnessed by all 50 million women. Hell, I'll take 500.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Like, what do you even say to s[BLEEP]t like this
FireFly_901/07/2020 So before we get to a few more of the speakers at this noble assemblage, there's actually an ad for another event. A "patriarch edition" for men.
with a warning that "your man will walk out a certified badass 100% leading your family and relationship forever."
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Certified by a dollar store fill in the blank certificate no doubt.
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 Oh yeah like I'd really want to pay them to turn my sweet man into some jerkface who would "lead" my relationship forever. It's like the concept of a 50 / 50 partnership scares them.
FireFly_901/07/2020 Again, Dominance and Submission. It's clear they're not interested in working with women. The thing is even called the Patriarch edition, which hearkens back to Old Testament notions of men being the masters of their wives.
FireFly_901/07/2020 I honestly think if they could breed a blow-up doll with no brains and perpetually spread legs they would do it.
RedCrow01/07/2020 Not an image I needed this morning, thanks
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 You miss the point. In order to enjoy "control" you need to have something that was once capable of resistance bent meekly to your will. A simple toy won't do.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 They want to reduce their women to a pathetic state of weakness.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 To point and say "I broke this." "I own this." To really exert their authority. It's like a power-tripping prison guard. It's no fun for them without a challenge.
setsy_meioh01/07/2020 So one of these people is a real Therapist? Who influences the world for the betterment of "MANkind"?
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 And I don't think he means Mick Foley
FireFly_901/07/2020 So basically, if you go to this person for marriage counseling, and you weren't aware of his... interesting views... you'd be vulnerable and set up for manipulation into a situation where your husband just dominates.
C'est_La_V01/07/2020 That's really creepy and disturbing. Shouldn't counselors be neutral or something?
Reverend_H01/07/2020 Yo let's not forget the other dude literally calls himself Socrates yo
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 And his using his little girl as a MAGA (sorry MWGA) prop. Great. I wonder what kind of world he thinks he's leaving for his daughter. Is he really good with turning her into some guy's property?
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 Well he advertises a personal guide to the "Sexual marketplace" so who knows. I wonder what he tells his kid when she asks what he does for a living. then.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 A female? Asking questions? What a fantasy world you live in, Jedite!
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 Jedite used to be like that too. We had to run him over with a plane to set him straight.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 You KNOW women in miniskirts running over men with PLANES might make them a bit more MISOGYNIST
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Dude looks to be 50 and calls himself a "proud patriarch" who will teach you "how to have the best sex ever"
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 His idea of "the best sex" - Woman staring off vacantly into space muttering "oh that's so good, that's great, you have the biggest d[BLEEP]k, yes, yes" for the five seconds he takes to get the job done
=/\catablanca/\=01/07/2020 LOOK IT'S BIOLOGY OKAY SOME OF US CAN ONLY TAKE FIVE SECONDS
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Dude. Over sharing. Also, as a cat, your d[BLEEP]k has spikes on it.
Mdm_Maestro01/07/2020 Just reading their "Resumés" on this site... again, all they're qualified in is writing garbage designed to trick men into thinking they have some edge in seducing women, or "empowering" them to make women their slaves. What is there, in any of their curriculum vitae that would entice a woman to come hear them speak?
FireFly_901/07/2020 Well that's why I felt this had to be a parody. It's just too ridiculous.
RedCrow01/07/2020 Unless they are so far up their own rabbit holes that they really think their raw machismo will attract women to them at 2k a head. And did you notice this thing is going to be held in Florida at an undisclosed location™?
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 For "privacy and quality concerns." I bet. If people knew where the f[BLEEP]k this was they would be camped outside mocking it and exposing this s[BLEEP]t to the light of day
RedCrow01/07/2020 All it would take is one person to buy a ticket and leak the info.
FireFly_901/07/2020 Again, that's giving them two thousand dollars. Which is two thousand more than they deserve.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 So we're getting to the end here. (Thank god) They go into a bit of how it all started:
FireFly_901/07/2020 So their speakers have been "medical doctors, dating coaches, Navy SEALs, ex-FBI Agents, 9 figure millionaire entrepreneurs, PhD exercise physiologists and more." They have "helped 35 million men" and have "235,000 fans."
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 Being a supportive partner. Emotionally building up your wife. Teaching your kids to have respect for anyone regardless of gender. Taking a stand for the right of men to express their feeings and not have to live up to some Charlton Heston like bulls[BLEEP]t stoic stereotype that leaves them stressed out and dying early. Encouraging your daughters to be all they can be in life as opposed to sex objects for fedora wearing neckbeards.
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 That legitimately disturbs me. That there are people who think this way for real about other people and they take pride in this. And they are such bigots. "This event is for natural born biological women only... "being a biologically born natural female"
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 Looks like they've been having discussions with JK Rowling.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 It's funny, they paint themselves as such big, macho PATRIARCHS but the mere thought of a women that has surprise d[BLEEP]k sends them into conniptions
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 To the point where they spell it out twice. And it's not even just someone with a penis, this excludes those who have transitioned.
FireFly_901/07/2020 Because to them it's all about sex and dominance. And a simple, binary world they can understand. Where women are women, i.e. walking submissive wombs to be plundered by them as they see fit.
RedCrow01/07/2020 Ugh, I'm sick of looking at this, are we done?
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 But it makes me sick. I mean I laugh because the things they're advocating are so preposterous right? But at the same time I'm chilled because they think it's perfectly natural.
// J_Daito //01/07/2020 I'm sure some of hem have to be grifters just looking to score quick cash, the same way you had those people hawking seminars for quick real estate riches
Flame_Sniper01/07/2020 Yeah but these days guys are being told that if they're just "nice" women will always come up to them like it's a sure thing but people's feelings are more complicated, and when they don't get what they want, those vulnerable guys are fed this diet of Red Pill patriarch crap and poisoned into real women-hating jerks. I hate that this exists.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 Well the first step in avoiding a trap is knowing about its existence right.
SpeedRcr_X01/07/2020 So hopefully being able to point and laugh at the ludicrousness of this s[BLEEP]tty worldview will rob it of some of its power.
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 Look - for any guys reading this... if you want a girl to like you, treat them like equal human beings. And even then it might not work, because people's tastes are different. But don't give up on being kind. Eventually, if you keep looking, you'll find someone. Just don't assume it's automatically going to be the first person you meet, or that they have to be into you because you're not being a jerk to them.
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 You're not owed anything by anyone, but by the same token there's no conspiracy to deny you someone either. Relationships are hard
IrnChef_Jovian01/07/2020 ....like I said, relationships are hard <_<. But it's not impossible. You don't need snake-oil salesmen peddling Red Pill stories to "help you". You can get there on your own.
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