2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2187 - “Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. ”
#2187 “Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. ”
Texas Samurai 01/08/2020
So here Ah am doin' shoppin' an' Ah see that Crockpot's makin' a new slow cooker that's got Alexa voice control built right in.




Does EVERY dang thing gotta have voice control up in it?
// J_Daito // 01/08/2020
One day those things are going to have full on AI and critique your cooking as the contents heat up. In Kaioh's case it will beg for the sweet release of death
GERMATOID 01/08/2020
THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I RIGGED UP THE HOUSE TOILET WITH AI
Texas Samurai 01/08/2020
You put AI where
// J_Daito // 01/08/2020
Well Japanese toilets are pretty much on the road to being supercomputers anyway so it makes sense
GERMATOID 01/08/2020
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN EXPERIENCE TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD DO - BUT UNFORTUNATELY HARUKA-KUN WAS THE FIRST ONE TO USE THE TOILET
Texas Samurai 01/08/2020
...
// J_Daito // 01/08/2020
I know where this is going
GERMATOID 01/08/2020
I STILL CAN'T GET THE SCREAMS OUT OF MY MIND :< POOR BIDET-CHAN LITERALLY SHORTED ITSELF OUT SCREECHING ABOUT CHUNKS OF SAVORY CORN
Texas Samurai 01/08/2020
This ain't a mental picture Ah need this early in th' mornin'... or ever.
FireFly_9 01/08/2020
So basically this is the final answer to the Golden toilet question.




// J_Daito // 01/08/2020
The s[BLEEP]t that thing has seen...





February 5, 2000: Ami was trapped on an airline flight to hell, when Zirconia attacked using Akumuuda, determined to stop Princess Sailor Moon from Destroying the Earth in a fit of Emo. As the Senshi stalled for time, the Starlights showed up, castigating the girls for their sentimentality. Mamoru got tortured by horrible dreams. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used the Rainbow Moon Heartache attack to win.
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[14:39] <GERMATOID> WELL I WAS CRUISING AROUND ONE DAY PLAYING WITH MY AGING RAY




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