2346. From goths to planets! A smashing good time!! 09/21/23
2345. Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!09/15/23
2344. Selling out! Various degrees of Selling out!! 09/14/23
2343. Embrace the Stupid! How to trap the Author - You'll Swear by it!! 09/13/23
2342. It's not easy to walk on water! P(r)ay to the Moon Goddess for Great Success!!09/07/23
2341. The best part of waking up! It's Caffeine in your cup [noodle]!!09/06/23
2340. Sasuke, the original Ninja Sex party! And Hotaru, is that how you relax?!08/31/23
2339. The many rabbits of the moon! Historical blackmail revealed!! 08/28/23
2338. The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!08/25/23
2337. Lingering on that Cliffhanger! The Pain of Hard Cheese!! 08/24/23
2336. Orichimaru: It's what's for Dinner! Also, Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 12!!08/23/23
2335. Naruto and Rei-chan have something in common!? Believe it!! 08/22/23
2334. The future of Suburban Senshi's Blog Revealed?? Also, Part Eleven of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!" 08/21/23
2333. It's good caculation! Episode 10 of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/20/23
2332. Better than Pizza at the push of a button? It's Episode Nine of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/18/23
2331. Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/16/23
2330. Stop mixing your fluids with things! Also, it's Episode 7 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/13/23
2329. Why sleep? It's Episode Six of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/11/23
2328. It's the morning! Time for Part FIVE of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/08/23
2327. Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!08/04/23
2326. Mister Stark she doesn't feel so good! It's Episode Three of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/03/23
2325. It's a little big problem! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 2! 08/02/23
2324. Haruka is a child! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Part I!!07/31/23
2323. The Future starts now! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities - Prologue!! 07/28/23
2322. Explained! The NARUTO!!07/25/23
2321. Portents! Signs! Problems! The next arc is about to begin!! 07/23/23
2320. Portent for the future? A Procrastinator's Promise!! 06/20/23
2319. A Parent's Pride! It's Father's Day!! 06/18/23
2318. Someone get than man a mech! His Heroic Dreams!! 05/06/23
2317. It's pizza time! Fun for all good girls and boys!! 05/05/23
2316. Trek into Awesome! Make it so!! (Star Trek Picard Season 3 Spoilers)05/01/23
2315. It's Magic! Daddy's Elixir of Love!! 04/18/23
2314. Forbidden Lore dump! In which Haruka takes a dump on Lore!! 04/08/23
2313. It's Cheesy fun! A quick review of Mad Heidi!!04/08/23
2312. Ding Ding Ding! Vince is back in the ring!! 04/04/23
2311. Creepy Moustache Sky Bikes! It's WrestleMania Weekend!!04/02/23
2310. Dinosaurs, Spaghetti and Big Cats, oh my! 03/31/23
2309. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!!03/30/23
2308. The computers are taking over! AI, AI, AI!!03/30/23
2307. It's Quality Lifestyle Choice! Bootleg Sailor Moon!!03/28/23
2306. From WWE Universe to the Metaverse! Random Ramblings Abound!!03/27/23
2305. [Politics] When wishes for "justice" turn reality into fantasy! Can we trust anything any more??03/23/23
2304. Is it 2003 again? A heartfelt wish for a better tomorrow!! 03/20/23
2303. The One is back?? Review: Matrix Resurrections!!03/19/23
2302. Power up! Review: Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!!03/17/23
2301. The future is frightening! Predicting the AI Apocalypse!! 03/16/23
2300. Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!03/15/23
2299. Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!03/14/23
2298. Let's try this again, again~! Blogging without limits!!03/13/23
2297. This fight gives you wood! Witness: HIDARI!! 03/12/23
2296. Lighting up the stage once again! Sailor Scene Stealers!!01/31/23
2295. AI AI AI friends don't let friends let AI write for them01/16/23
2295.
2294. Burdensome Destiny! A Mother's love!! 12/29/22
2293. What Price Lulz?12/12/22
2292. [Nobody November] Behold! Michiru's final Piece of Resistance!! 11/30/22
2291. [Nobody November] Behold! Pure Animal Desire!! 11/29/22
2290. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat in a Hat!!11/28/22
2289. [Nobody November] Behold! Senshi? No! Superhero!!11/27/22
2288. [Nobody November] Behold! What do I see from the sea??11/26/22
2287. [Nobody November] Behold! The historic kiss of historical hysterics!!11/25/22
2286. [Nobody November] Behold! The true power couple!! 11/24/22
2285. [Nobody November] Behold! Hotaru's Bizarre Adventure!!11/23/22
2284. [Nobody November] Behold! the 99th bottle of beer! 11/22/22
2283. [Nobody November] Behold! She Who Screams at the World!!11/21/22
2282. [Nobody November] Behold! The new Hotness - It'll burn your brain!!11/20/22
2281. [Nobody November] Behold! The Gothic Princess of Saturn!! 11/19/22
2280. [Nobody November] Behold! Ass Musk!!11/18/22
2279. [Nobody November] Behold! Boob-arm!!11/17/22
2278. [Nobody November] Behold! The Hot cooking not-the-Mama!!11/16/22
2277. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat's Meow!!11/15/22
2276. [Nobody November] Behold! That fire in your soul!!11/14/22
2275. [Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!11/13/22
2274. [Nobody November] Behold! A Cat in a Hat!!11/12/22
2273. [Nobody Novemeber] Behold! The Fitness of a Crimefighting Idol!11/11/22
2272. [Nobody November] Art is a contrast! The Quality of Life!!11/10/22
2271. [Nobody November] Behold! The Mad Mentality of Mercury!11/09/22
2270. [Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!11/08/22
2269. [Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!11/07/22
2268. [Nobody November] Behold! The Beholder Beholding things Best not Beholden!!11/06/22
2267. [Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!11/05/22
2266. [Nobody November] Behold! Doctor Xadium!!11/04/22
2265. [Nobody November] Revealed! The Unseen Artemis!!11/03/22
2264. [Nobody November] Behold! The Everywoman!!11/02/22
2263. [Nobody November] Foxy Babes! Nature's Warriors of the Space!!11/01/22
2262. It's a revolution!! Scarier than Halloween, Kaioh Michiru presents 'Nobody November!'10/31/22
2261. Even a Hotaru can smile! The Pleasures of Destruction!! 10/06/22
2260. Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! 09/21/22
2259. Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!09/20/22
2258. There are some fights you can't win! Hotaru's Marsellus Wallace moment!!09/19/22
2257. The Burning was Imperfect! Senshi's bad day!! 09/18/22
2256. 20 years later, a radical new approach appears! The Senshi in peril!! 09/08/22
2255. A broken man! Artemis is rescued... maybe??09/06/22
2254. His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!09/05/22
2253. In anime, the older you get the hotter you get! The golden rule shown once again!!09/04/22
2252. Enough is Enough! One man's Rebellion against The Disrespect!!09/03/22
2251. All hail the new Moon Queen! Danny DevitOH MY GOD!!09/02/22
2250. Now there are two of them?! A Dark Lord of the Sh!t appears??!09/01/22
2249. Time, the destroyer of all things! Artemis learns a shocking fact!! 08/31/22
2248. It's an Optimus Crime I tell you! Dead body of the fallen leader for Sale!!08/30/22
2247. Catboy Ramen Water high on Protein! Haruka high on Life!!08/28/22
2246. HISTORIC! It's Suburban Senshi's 20th Anniversary! Saban Moon MiST!!08/25/22
2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2188 - “More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!”
#2188 “More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!”
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
Look, Motoki, if we're going to stay married you really need to get over your fixation with turtles.
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
Turtles are awesome and have so many lessons they would teach mankind if only you'd listen to their QUIET WISDOM!
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
MOTOKI THERE IS NOTHING A TURTLE'S PHILOSOPHY CAN BRING TO OUR WEDDED LIFE
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
OH REALLY
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
REALLY
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020




Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
TURTLES CAN GO AT IT LIKE NO OTHER CREATURE IN NATURE
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
<_< i'm listening
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
ANYWAY
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
As part of the project to bring the Suburban Senshi Corpus up to date and make it more accessible, two more story collections have been added to the Collections Pauge.
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
We have 2002's "Hiatus - Spamlet":
FireFly_9 01/14/2020
And 2009-2014's "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi"
Agent McFUNderson 01/14/2020
I remember living through that!!
SpeedRcr_X 01/14/2020
Man You got lucky, we got jipped because we got delayed on our way slingshotting around the sun
Agent McFUNderson 01/14/2020
Oh yeah I got so lucky living through my childhood trauma :P
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
That should have been my sister's story :P
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
Shh Motoki we need to discuss some turtle-related facts some more... elsewhere <_<
IrnChef_Jovian 01/14/2020
IrnChef_Jovian is AFK: ( ^_~)
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 01/14/2020
Crwn_Frt_Gmer is AFK: ( ...You know a Turtle's Shell isn't the only thing about it's that's hard)
Agent McFUNderson 01/14/2020
GROSSSSSSSS





December 14, 1999: Shingo was worried about the mysterious new disease sweeping the nation, when Viluy attacked using Atsugesho, determined to steal a pure heart. As the Senshi berated Sailor Moon for being late, Sailor Venus made the scene, castigating the girls for their sentimentality. Prince Endymion got knocked down, having taken the hit for Sailor Moon. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used an appeal to the inherent goodness of the heretofore irredeemable villain to win.
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<Cést_la_V> It's too late, Artemis... you crossed the Rubix Cube... I told you not to post that painting...
<FireFly_9> "Rubicon"...




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