2346. From goths to planets! A smashing good time!! 09/21/23
2345. Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!09/15/23
2344. Selling out! Various degrees of Selling out!! 09/14/23
2343. Embrace the Stupid! How to trap the Author - You'll Swear by it!! 09/13/23
2342. It's not easy to walk on water! P(r)ay to the Moon Goddess for Great Success!!09/07/23
2341. The best part of waking up! It's Caffeine in your cup [noodle]!!09/06/23
2340. Sasuke, the original Ninja Sex party! And Hotaru, is that how you relax?!08/31/23
2339. The many rabbits of the moon! Historical blackmail revealed!! 08/28/23
2338. The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!08/25/23
2337. Lingering on that Cliffhanger! The Pain of Hard Cheese!! 08/24/23
2336. Orichimaru: It's what's for Dinner! Also, Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 12!!08/23/23
2335. Naruto and Rei-chan have something in common!? Believe it!! 08/22/23
2334. The future of Suburban Senshi's Blog Revealed?? Also, Part Eleven of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!" 08/21/23
2333. It's good caculation! Episode 10 of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/20/23
2332. Better than Pizza at the push of a button? It's Episode Nine of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/18/23
2331. Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/16/23
2330. Stop mixing your fluids with things! Also, it's Episode 7 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/13/23
2329. Why sleep? It's Episode Six of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/11/23
2328. It's the morning! Time for Part FIVE of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/08/23
2327. Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!08/04/23
2326. Mister Stark she doesn't feel so good! It's Episode Three of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/03/23
2325. It's a little big problem! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 2! 08/02/23
2324. Haruka is a child! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Part I!!07/31/23
2323. The Future starts now! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities - Prologue!! 07/28/23
2322. Explained! The NARUTO!!07/25/23
2321. Portents! Signs! Problems! The next arc is about to begin!! 07/23/23
2320. Portent for the future? A Procrastinator's Promise!! 06/20/23
2319. A Parent's Pride! It's Father's Day!! 06/18/23
2318. Someone get than man a mech! His Heroic Dreams!! 05/06/23
2317. It's pizza time! Fun for all good girls and boys!! 05/05/23
2316. Trek into Awesome! Make it so!! (Star Trek Picard Season 3 Spoilers)05/01/23
2315. It's Magic! Daddy's Elixir of Love!! 04/18/23
2314. Forbidden Lore dump! In which Haruka takes a dump on Lore!! 04/08/23
2313. It's Cheesy fun! A quick review of Mad Heidi!!04/08/23
2312. Ding Ding Ding! Vince is back in the ring!! 04/04/23
2311. Creepy Moustache Sky Bikes! It's WrestleMania Weekend!!04/02/23
2310. Dinosaurs, Spaghetti and Big Cats, oh my! 03/31/23
2309. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!!03/30/23
2308. The computers are taking over! AI, AI, AI!!03/30/23
2307. It's Quality Lifestyle Choice! Bootleg Sailor Moon!!03/28/23
2306. From WWE Universe to the Metaverse! Random Ramblings Abound!!03/27/23
2305. [Politics] When wishes for "justice" turn reality into fantasy! Can we trust anything any more??03/23/23
2304. Is it 2003 again? A heartfelt wish for a better tomorrow!! 03/20/23
2303. The One is back?? Review: Matrix Resurrections!!03/19/23
2302. Power up! Review: Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!!03/17/23
2301. The future is frightening! Predicting the AI Apocalypse!! 03/16/23
2300. Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!03/15/23
2299. Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!03/14/23
2298. Let's try this again, again~! Blogging without limits!!03/13/23
2297. This fight gives you wood! Witness: HIDARI!! 03/12/23
2296. Lighting up the stage once again! Sailor Scene Stealers!!01/31/23
2295. AI AI AI friends don't let friends let AI write for them01/16/23
2294. Burdensome Destiny! A Mother's love!! 12/29/22
2293. What Price Lulz?12/12/22
2292. [Nobody November] Behold! Michiru's final Piece of Resistance!! 11/30/22
2291. [Nobody November] Behold! Pure Animal Desire!! 11/29/22
2290. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat in a Hat!!11/28/22
2289. [Nobody November] Behold! Senshi? No! Superhero!!11/27/22
2288. [Nobody November] Behold! What do I see from the sea??11/26/22
2287. [Nobody November] Behold! The historic kiss of historical hysterics!!11/25/22
2286. [Nobody November] Behold! The true power couple!! 11/24/22
2285. [Nobody November] Behold! Hotaru's Bizarre Adventure!!11/23/22
2284. [Nobody November] Behold! the 99th bottle of beer! 11/22/22
2283. [Nobody November] Behold! She Who Screams at the World!!11/21/22
2282. [Nobody November] Behold! The new Hotness - It'll burn your brain!!11/20/22
2281. [Nobody November] Behold! The Gothic Princess of Saturn!! 11/19/22
2280. [Nobody November] Behold! Ass Musk!!11/18/22
2279. [Nobody November] Behold! Boob-arm!!11/17/22
2278. [Nobody November] Behold! The Hot cooking not-the-Mama!!11/16/22
2277. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat's Meow!!11/15/22
2276. [Nobody November] Behold! That fire in your soul!!11/14/22
2275. [Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!11/13/22
2274. [Nobody November] Behold! A Cat in a Hat!!11/12/22
2273. [Nobody Novemeber] Behold! The Fitness of a Crimefighting Idol!11/11/22
2272. [Nobody November] Art is a contrast! The Quality of Life!!11/10/22
2271. [Nobody November] Behold! The Mad Mentality of Mercury!11/09/22
2270. [Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!11/08/22
2269. [Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!11/07/22
2268. [Nobody November] Behold! The Beholder Beholding things Best not Beholden!!11/06/22
2267. [Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!11/05/22
2266. [Nobody November] Behold! Doctor Xadium!!11/04/22
2265. [Nobody November] Revealed! The Unseen Artemis!!11/03/22
2264. [Nobody November] Behold! The Everywoman!!11/02/22
2263. [Nobody November] Foxy Babes! Nature's Warriors of the Space!!11/01/22
2262. It's a revolution!! Scarier than Halloween, Kaioh Michiru presents 'Nobody November!'10/31/22
2261. Even a Hotaru can smile! The Pleasures of Destruction!! 10/06/22
2260. Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! 09/21/22
2259. Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!09/20/22
2258. There are some fights you can't win! Hotaru's Marsellus Wallace moment!!09/19/22
2257. The Burning was Imperfect! Senshi's bad day!! 09/18/22
2256. 20 years later, a radical new approach appears! The Senshi in peril!! 09/08/22
2255. A broken man! Artemis is rescued... maybe??09/06/22
2254. His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!09/05/22
2253. In anime, the older you get the hotter you get! The golden rule shown once again!!09/04/22
2252. Enough is Enough! One man's Rebellion against The Disrespect!!09/03/22
2251. All hail the new Moon Queen! Danny DevitOH MY GOD!!09/02/22
2250. Now there are two of them?! A Dark Lord of the Sh!t appears??!09/01/22
2249. Time, the destroyer of all things! Artemis learns a shocking fact!! 08/31/22
2248. It's an Optimus Crime I tell you! Dead body of the fallen leader for Sale!!08/30/22
2247. Catboy Ramen Water high on Protein! Haruka high on Life!!08/28/22
2246. HISTORIC! It's Suburban Senshi's 20th Anniversary! Saban Moon MiST!!08/25/22
2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

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Suburban Senshi Entry #2193 - “DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!”
#2193 “DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!”
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/15/2020
and den aftar dey boialed da farsuite ov ov ham hi was god
FireFly_9 05/15/2020
I would have thought boiling him alive to get him out of the fursuit would have caused its own set of problems.
The Intern 05/15/2020
I was going over some readings from the monitoring stations around the Solar System and have detected some strange sonic emissions from the planets.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/15/2020
dewnt b stopad intarn deres no sewnd in spase
The Intern 05/15/2020
That's not strictly true, Chibisua. While space is a vacuum and as such there's no medium for sound waves to propagate through, there are electromagnetic vibrations from objects in space that pulsate in similar wavelengths... and they are, as you humans say, creepy.
The Intern 05/15/2020
have a listen to what my probes have captured.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
...Intern-san, those aren't exactly the sounds of the planets as you think.
The Intern 05/15/2020
What do you mean?
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Those are the screams of the planetary crystals within each world.
The Intern 05/15/2020
Planetary crystals?
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Crystals spawned from Galaxy Cauldron aeons ago. Every Sailor Senshi has a "Sailor crystal" within them that lets them link to the planetary crystal, which is why they can draw forth on the "planet power" of each fo the planets.
FireFly_9 05/15/2020
These sounds are haunting and terrifying.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Well, Hotaru-chan, that's because each one is telling a story of its worlds. Just like all your memories and essence are being copied into your Sailor Crystal every day that you live (which is why you can be brought back again and again even if your body is destroyed) , so too do the planets "remember" their past from the Silver Millennium.
The Intern 05/15/2020
Fascinating.. if only we knew what they were screaming into the void...
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
I'm old enough to know.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
As you watch the video again, bear my explanations in mind.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
The sun is sending forth a calming regulation across the space that harmonizes the other planets. It's why the Golden Crystal of Elysion is so powerful and can easily allow one to navigate the dreamlands. It's linked to everyone in the system.
Mizunomics01 05/15/2020
Listening... I think I can "Feel" the song of my planet...
Mizunomics01 05/15/2020
Mercury is torn betwen the heat of the sun and the ice of space, hot passion versus cold logic, always struggling and fighting to find balance between the two...
FireFly_9 05/15/2020
Venus sounds like Didgeridooos.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Venus was a cpatured planet from another solar system and as such has its own ancient secrets and wisdom. Aside from having the most wealth of the Silver Millennium, there's a reason why its princess could also wield the Ginzuishou... and why she looks os much like the Pricess of the Moon.
// J_Daito // 05/15/2020
Which is?
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
A secret from the likes of you :P
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
But like Uluru, the sacred aboriginal rock at the heart of this world's collective unconscious, so too is Venus, despite its youth, an anchor of this system's soul.
The Intern 05/15/2020
is not sure sure about the metaphysics of all this but listens
The Intern 05/15/2020
Earth just sounds like a windstorm.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
It's the youngest planet in terms of life and is boiling with "Adolescent passion" if you will.
The Intern 05/15/2020
Is that why humans are so obsessed with mating?
Gol_D_Lux 05/15/2020
I don't hear you complaining :P
The Intern 05/15/2020
... shall we move on
// J_Daito // 05/15/2020
Let's examine this a bit more. This is relevant to my interests
The Intern 05/15/2020
Let's talk about Mars :P
// J_Daito // 05/15/2020
She is also relevant to my interests.
Flame_Sniper 05/15/2020
F[BLEEP]k off :P
Flame_Sniper 05/15/2020
Mars... is the ancient foreboding guardian of the inner system sounding the solemn drumbeat of war. Always watching and preparing for the battles to come.
IrnChef_Jovian 05/15/2020
Jupiter... sits high in the heavens... the last outpost of the inner Solar system... watching... the place from which the Silver Millennium could rise again if the inner worlds were savaged...
SpeedRcr_X 05/15/2020
Except someone had to f[BLEEP]k that up :P
FireFly_9 05/15/2020
...Ever the uninvited guest, is Saturn :P
FireFly_9 05/15/2020
If Jupiter was the hills of Rome, Saturn, as you can hear, was a place of howling secrets and mystery, where reality itself bent into knots around the planes of the rings.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Saturn was old when the system was young.
SpeedRcr_X 05/15/2020
Uranus... was like the guard-post of the outer planets, just a massive watchtower hiding all the industry of the Silver Millennium under the gas-clouds...
SpeedRcr_X 05/15/2020
Like the industrial parks at the edges of cities...
Mdm_Maestro 05/15/2020
Neptune was... so warm and yet so cold...
Mdm_Maestro 05/15/2020
You can still hear the sea-breezes.. It was a paradise of the outer worlds...
Flame_Sniper 05/15/2020
Pluto just sounds... wrong...
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Because time runs differently across Pluto than the other worlds. There's a reason the Plutonians guarded the gates of Time.
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Those sounds are from a future yet to be when cultists from The Cult of Mondas have finally risen to do their terrible works.
Mizunomics01 05/15/2020
Didn't they start just a few years ago?
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
As I said, time runs differently. To burrow beneath the surface of Pluto is to burrow through time. They have Always been there.
Mizunomics01 05/15/2020
So the mythological underworld of Hades...
setsy_meioh 05/15/2020
Yes, Pluto is the "Underworld" of the Solar Ssytem. If you know how to navigate its depths you can access anything... past, present, or potential future.
// J_Daito // 05/15/2020
// J_Daito // 05/15/2020

January 5, 2001: Makoto and Haruka were taken in by the new handsome bishounen, when Nephlite attacked using Kyokubadanko, determined to find the golden dream mirror. As the Senshi powered up in righteous anger, Nephlite joined them, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Mamoru got relentlessly hit on by Fish-Eye. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.
"Motherf*cking smurf shot my ass in the head, then went all Rodney king AND Abner Louima on my ass! DAMN! Haruka needs the preparation H!"

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