2346. From goths to planets! A smashing good time!! 09/21/23
2345. Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!09/15/23
2344. Selling out! Various degrees of Selling out!! 09/14/23
2343. Embrace the Stupid! How to trap the Author - You'll Swear by it!! 09/13/23
2342. It's not easy to walk on water! P(r)ay to the Moon Goddess for Great Success!!09/07/23
2341. The best part of waking up! It's Caffeine in your cup [noodle]!!09/06/23
2340. Sasuke, the original Ninja Sex party! And Hotaru, is that how you relax?!08/31/23
2339. The many rabbits of the moon! Historical blackmail revealed!! 08/28/23
2338. The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!08/25/23
2337. Lingering on that Cliffhanger! The Pain of Hard Cheese!! 08/24/23
2336. Orichimaru: It's what's for Dinner! Also, Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 12!!08/23/23
2335. Naruto and Rei-chan have something in common!? Believe it!! 08/22/23
2334. The future of Suburban Senshi's Blog Revealed?? Also, Part Eleven of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!" 08/21/23
2333. It's good caculation! Episode 10 of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/20/23
2332. Better than Pizza at the push of a button? It's Episode Nine of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/18/23
2331. Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/16/23
2330. Stop mixing your fluids with things! Also, it's Episode 7 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/13/23
2329. Why sleep? It's Episode Six of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/11/23
2328. It's the morning! Time for Part FIVE of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/08/23
2327. Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!08/04/23
2326. Mister Stark she doesn't feel so good! It's Episode Three of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/03/23
2325. It's a little big problem! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 2! 08/02/23
2324. Haruka is a child! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Part I!!07/31/23
2323. The Future starts now! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities - Prologue!! 07/28/23
2322. Explained! The NARUTO!!07/25/23
2321. Portents! Signs! Problems! The next arc is about to begin!! 07/23/23
2320. Portent for the future? A Procrastinator's Promise!! 06/20/23
2319. A Parent's Pride! It's Father's Day!! 06/18/23
2318. Someone get than man a mech! His Heroic Dreams!! 05/06/23
2317. It's pizza time! Fun for all good girls and boys!! 05/05/23
2316. Trek into Awesome! Make it so!! (Star Trek Picard Season 3 Spoilers)05/01/23
2315. It's Magic! Daddy's Elixir of Love!! 04/18/23
2314. Forbidden Lore dump! In which Haruka takes a dump on Lore!! 04/08/23
2313. It's Cheesy fun! A quick review of Mad Heidi!!04/08/23
2312. Ding Ding Ding! Vince is back in the ring!! 04/04/23
2311. Creepy Moustache Sky Bikes! It's WrestleMania Weekend!!04/02/23
2310. Dinosaurs, Spaghetti and Big Cats, oh my! 03/31/23
2309. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!!03/30/23
2308. The computers are taking over! AI, AI, AI!!03/30/23
2307. It's Quality Lifestyle Choice! Bootleg Sailor Moon!!03/28/23
2306. From WWE Universe to the Metaverse! Random Ramblings Abound!!03/27/23
2305. [Politics] When wishes for "justice" turn reality into fantasy! Can we trust anything any more??03/23/23
2304. Is it 2003 again? A heartfelt wish for a better tomorrow!! 03/20/23
2303. The One is back?? Review: Matrix Resurrections!!03/19/23
2302. Power up! Review: Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!!03/17/23
2301. The future is frightening! Predicting the AI Apocalypse!! 03/16/23
2300. Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!03/15/23
2299. Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!03/14/23
2298. Let's try this again, again~! Blogging without limits!!03/13/23
2297. This fight gives you wood! Witness: HIDARI!! 03/12/23
2296. Lighting up the stage once again! Sailor Scene Stealers!!01/31/23
2295. AI AI AI friends don't let friends let AI write for them01/16/23
2295.
2294. Burdensome Destiny! A Mother's love!! 12/29/22
2293. What Price Lulz?12/12/22
2292. [Nobody November] Behold! Michiru's final Piece of Resistance!! 11/30/22
2291. [Nobody November] Behold! Pure Animal Desire!! 11/29/22
2290. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat in a Hat!!11/28/22
2289. [Nobody November] Behold! Senshi? No! Superhero!!11/27/22
2288. [Nobody November] Behold! What do I see from the sea??11/26/22
2287. [Nobody November] Behold! The historic kiss of historical hysterics!!11/25/22
2286. [Nobody November] Behold! The true power couple!! 11/24/22
2285. [Nobody November] Behold! Hotaru's Bizarre Adventure!!11/23/22
2284. [Nobody November] Behold! the 99th bottle of beer! 11/22/22
2283. [Nobody November] Behold! She Who Screams at the World!!11/21/22
2282. [Nobody November] Behold! The new Hotness - It'll burn your brain!!11/20/22
2281. [Nobody November] Behold! The Gothic Princess of Saturn!! 11/19/22
2280. [Nobody November] Behold! Ass Musk!!11/18/22
2279. [Nobody November] Behold! Boob-arm!!11/17/22
2278. [Nobody November] Behold! The Hot cooking not-the-Mama!!11/16/22
2277. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat's Meow!!11/15/22
2276. [Nobody November] Behold! That fire in your soul!!11/14/22
2275. [Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!11/13/22
2274. [Nobody November] Behold! A Cat in a Hat!!11/12/22
2273. [Nobody Novemeber] Behold! The Fitness of a Crimefighting Idol!11/11/22
2272. [Nobody November] Art is a contrast! The Quality of Life!!11/10/22
2271. [Nobody November] Behold! The Mad Mentality of Mercury!11/09/22
2270. [Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!11/08/22
2269. [Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!11/07/22
2268. [Nobody November] Behold! The Beholder Beholding things Best not Beholden!!11/06/22
2267. [Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!11/05/22
2266. [Nobody November] Behold! Doctor Xadium!!11/04/22
2265. [Nobody November] Revealed! The Unseen Artemis!!11/03/22
2264. [Nobody November] Behold! The Everywoman!!11/02/22
2263. [Nobody November] Foxy Babes! Nature's Warriors of the Space!!11/01/22
2262. It's a revolution!! Scarier than Halloween, Kaioh Michiru presents 'Nobody November!'10/31/22
2261. Even a Hotaru can smile! The Pleasures of Destruction!! 10/06/22
2260. Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! 09/21/22
2259. Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!09/20/22
2258. There are some fights you can't win! Hotaru's Marsellus Wallace moment!!09/19/22
2257. The Burning was Imperfect! Senshi's bad day!! 09/18/22
2256. 20 years later, a radical new approach appears! The Senshi in peril!! 09/08/22
2255. A broken man! Artemis is rescued... maybe??09/06/22
2254. His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!09/05/22
2253. In anime, the older you get the hotter you get! The golden rule shown once again!!09/04/22
2252. Enough is Enough! One man's Rebellion against The Disrespect!!09/03/22
2251. All hail the new Moon Queen! Danny DevitOH MY GOD!!09/02/22
2250. Now there are two of them?! A Dark Lord of the Sh!t appears??!09/01/22
2249. Time, the destroyer of all things! Artemis learns a shocking fact!! 08/31/22
2248. It's an Optimus Crime I tell you! Dead body of the fallen leader for Sale!!08/30/22
2247. Catboy Ramen Water high on Protein! Haruka high on Life!!08/28/22
2246. HISTORIC! It's Suburban Senshi's 20th Anniversary! Saban Moon MiST!!08/25/22
2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2205 - “14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!”
#2205 “14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!”
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
It's 2020 and I'm bored AF. I think I want to do a watch party like we used to in the old days
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
I'm game, what are we watching?
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
A legendary(?) anime that we all know the overall story of but for whatever reason we never got around to seeing aside from the live action versions.
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
Let me guess, the show with my Ex-boyfriend L
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Oh, you're finally admitting to that?
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
shrugs
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Yes, Death Note. A horrible show about horrible people doing horrible things.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
That's Seinfeld.
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
True.
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
But yeah its' on Netflix so why the hell not
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
LET'S DO THIS
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
A heavy metal J-POP opening, that's how you know it's the year 2000
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Oh look Gary Busey sitting on a rock.
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
That's Ryuk
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
I can't tell the difference they both look coked out of their minds
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
"If I write someone's name in this and they die does this make me a murderer?" WHADDYA THINK
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
"Death Note and How to use it: An Idiot's guide."
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
"im bak maym an im a ceral kaller"
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
"I'm the only one who can do it" he says~
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
..And just like that he went from wanting to dispense justice to wanting to become the new god of humanity.
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Well he is the "most diligent and honorable student in all of Japan."
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
So the message is hat Honorable and diligent students are psychopaths. Got it.
Mizunomics01 08/08/2020
I take offense at that!
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Okay miss 30th century killer gundams mad scientist
GERMATOID 08/08/2020
TIME FOR EPISODE 2
Perfect1 08/08/2020
Episode 2 - where all the police decide that doing their job is too difficult, so they farm it all out to L.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
No no episode two , where "Light teaches us how to make a drawer with a fake base"
C'est_La_V 08/08/2020
Like yours where you hid your special magazines and catnip!!
=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
W-WAIT YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT?!
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
...what "special magazines?"
C'est_La_V 08/08/2020
I'll tell you when you're older, Hotaru-chan!!
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
I AM THIRTY NINE
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Not right now lol you're eleven years old again
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
ONLY IN THE FLESH
Reverend_H 08/08/2020
still yo that s[BLEEP]t would get me arrested yo
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
fak tal mi abutit imnyne handrad an savatean yearsz ol
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
The Loli princess of the future everyone.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
battar dan facking tramp
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
"Those who have a clear conscience are cheering Kira from the sidelines" *shows picture of girl who texted her wish to have Kira murder everyone*
GERMATOID 08/08/2020
THIS IS SUBTEXT KIDS
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
On to Episode 3
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
OH S[BLEEP]T KIRA'S DAD IS_WHO_
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
♡ Derecious ♡
IrnChef_Jovian 08/08/2020
I'm enjoying the battle of wits they're setting up between L and Kira.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
Someone is stalking Kira?
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
"Give me half your life and I'll give you my eyes."
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
He just just pull a Seth Rollins and steal it with steel steps to the face.
Flame_Sniper 08/08/2020
Oh wow the bus scene I only ever saw the clip on youtube long ago.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
Episode 5 - "Once you have a family you'll be so busy you'll forget you ever were an agent."
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
That's not stereotypical at all
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Forget about your critical thinking skills, woman, and focus on having my babies!
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
SAYONARA RAY PEMBER
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
hloy krap
Flame_Sniper 08/08/2020
L's introduction was kind of normal...?
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Episode 7 - man I love that Netflix autoskips OPs and EDs you save so much time
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
I wonder if Maki was lying about the kanji used in her name.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
HAHAHA IT WAS AN ALIAS
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Now he has to kill her before she can reach the police. This is getting intense.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
OH S[BLEEP]T DON'T TELL HIM
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
What do you have in your bag of Potato chips, Kira?
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
That is one intense potato chip eating scene.
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
Though I feel that bag of chips with a TV in it would be totally awesome. Portable entertainment and snacks
Flame_Sniper 08/09/2020
Now I want potato chips
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/09/2020
itz like midnyte
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
If we can power through we can get through at least the first cour
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Did they even do cour for anime back in 2007?
Mizunomics01 08/09/2020
L's remark that the idea that a god would need a person's face and name to kill them is ridiculous is ironic, because they actually do.
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
It shows that no matter how smart he is,, he can still be wrong.
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
So why did you break up with him, 'taru?
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Have you seen how intense he gets
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
THIS COMING FROM THE GIRL WHO ROCKS BACK AND FORTH QUOTING YEATS AND DROOLING FOR THE ESCHATON
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Look this and that are two completely separate things.
IrnChef_Jovian 08/09/2020
I just realized... where are L's eyebrows? People without eyebrows creep me out a little <_<
C'est_La_V 08/09/2020
I never thought a scene of two people just sitting next to each other could be so intense!
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
L going right up to Kira was a masterstroke. This is getting ridiculously super tense.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/09/2020
WAIT WHAT HIS DAT WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
=/\catablanca/\= 08/09/2020
^DAD
Mizunomics01 08/09/2020
His father seemed stressed, what if it was a natural heart attack?
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
LOL you called it - even though it was fatigue
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/09/2020
KIRA went to the Press?! Or is this a copycat?
IrnChef_Jovian 08/09/2020
Guys I can't stay up any more
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
All right, next time we pick back up from Episode 11!





May 9, 2001: Ami and Urawa were rebelling against being told to stay away from Hotaru, when Cere-Cere attacked using Widow, determined to contaminate a crystal point. As the Senshi teleported in, Helios appeared, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. The Moonlight Knight got to use a steel-tipped rose in battle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden turn towards and ethical lifestyle by the Villain. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
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<GERMATOID> WHOA LOOK AT THOSE THATCHED HUTS EXPLODE
<// J_Daito //> The HELL are those peasants keeping in their huts, Nitroglycerin? <=^catablanca^=> Aww c'mon, are you still mad at me for that joke?
<CÚst_la_V> ...no...
* CÚst_la_V pets Artemis
<=^catablanca^=> OH GOD THE BURNS THE PAIN AUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[01:58] <// J_Daito //> You are a cold woman, Aino Minako




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