Suburban Senshi Entry #2209 - “In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! ”
#2209 “In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! ”
Flame_Sniper 10/19/2020
You know we really do need to hang out online more. It's been like two months since we posted.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Look I haven't had the will to post since I found out a horrible truth.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
What horrible truth? That your whole life has been a waste?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Wow, you're harsh today.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I'm sorry, it's too early for me today. As someone who appreciates the tender embrace of the darkness, this is far too early for me.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah well I know a truth that will break your mind into little pieces.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
And what would that be?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Well you know how the universe is so ridiculously big that the scale of it, if we could comprehend it, would break our minds?
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Yes~?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Well the mind-breakery of scale has damagedly corrupted my mind in the other direction. And it should break you too.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I don't understand. I'm well aware of the awe ad majesty of both the cosmos and the microverse.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah well you're not ready for this
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Ready for what will you just tell me already, Haruka-poppa?!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
YOU'RE NOT READY
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I AM!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
...so? Kryllin-san is short. We know this.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
Yeah we know that.
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
That's not the issue.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
What is the issue, then?
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
...
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
And Boom goes the dynamite.
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
Wait what surely
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
The numbers don't f[BLEEP]king lie
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
But... Usagi-san... Kryllin-san... she can't be... he's so short... she... she can't...
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020




FireFly_9 10/19/2020
HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE NOTICED?!
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
RIGHT?! DO YOU SEE?! DO YOU SEE?! OUR LEADER IS A MIDGET!!!
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I .. I ... I...
FireFly_9 10/19/2020
I need to go lay down
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
EVERYTHING I HAVE KNOWN TO BE ACCURATE AND TRUE IS A LIE
SpeedRcr_X 10/19/2020
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE











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