Suburban Senshi Entry #2213 - “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”

#2213 “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well that was an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.

C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
What happened??

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
thinks of how to put this delicately, but can't

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
...You know how... "massagers" are generally also... "dual purpose" items?

C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
You mean like Ami-chan's Hello Kitty??

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Yes, well... Haruka saw an ad for a massager the other day.

// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
How do you get from a massager to the ER?

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well, in her quest for supreme.... "relaxation" she acquired this:

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020

// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
That... is a *gun*.

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
As she discovered when she applied it... to herself.

// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
I can still hear the screams.

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