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Suburban Senshi Entry #2213 - “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”
#2213 “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well that was an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.
C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
What happened??
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
thinks of how to put this delicately, but can't
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
...You know how... "massagers" are generally also... "dual purpose" items?
C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
You mean like Ami-chan's Hello Kitty??
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Yes, well... Haruka saw an ad for a massager the other day.
// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
How do you get from a massager to the ER?
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well, in her quest for supreme.... "relaxation" she acquired this:
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020




// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
That... is a *gun*.
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
As she discovered when she applied it... to herself.
// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
I can still hear the screams.





January 21, 2002: Hotaru and Chibiusa were at a weight loss center, when Mimete attacked using Paku Paku Rascal, determined to steal a pure heart. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Demando joined them, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. Prince Endymion got relentlessly hit on by Rei. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Seiya. Sailor Moon used an appeal to the inherent goodness of the heretofore irredeemable villain to win.
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<=^catablanca^=> Let's see, it's your sword, your fingerprints on the sword, high-res digital photographs of yourself holding the sword, and a gag newspaper with the headline "Haruka impales Nako-Nako in the eye socket with her Space Sword"




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