2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2219 - “Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!”
#2219 “Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!”
SpeedRcr_X 03/09/2021
One uh, one thing I do wanna...gotta mic? Mic?...Does this work?...oh this is much better...Hold on a second...Just let me test this out here...Well Hotaru, I guess I should...I guess I should gets...really, get what's...on my chest off and...I should be talking to you right now...y'know? So I guess I should say it...well...face-to-face. Huh?...So Hotaru, I uh uh uh I can see you've been out here, y'know, and you've been talking about the events that have transpired, and that has caused me to do a little...well...
FireFly_9 03/09/2021
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SpeedRcr_X 03/09/2021
smacks lips together..."self-introspection,"
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if you will. And...hmph...what have I been doing?...Did I have fun last week?...Did I have fun last week...well absolutely I did, I mean, that's what I do, Hotaru, I have fun huh relax a little bit, it's all in good fun here. But that's what I do in life, I have fun you should, too...Y'know? Do I have fun sometimes at others' expenses? Yeah, I totally do. No problem, I have fun at others' expense. But that's okay...y'know? It's okay in my book as long as it benefits me...y'know? And I'm not the only one who thinks like that. No, there's many other people that do as well. I can tell you're not one of them, though...Y'know, it's okay Hotaru, just relax a little bit.
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Hotaru, one thing...we have to get done...
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I wanted to get stuff done and talk to you about other peoples'...
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Hotaru...
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One thing I need to get done...is I need to come to an understanding with you.
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One thing, Hotaru...
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HEAVY F[BLEEP]KING BREATHING
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Hotaru, one of the things I would never, ever, ever, ever do...is come out here, and make you look...stupid...No Hotaru, never...I would never, ever do that...Matter of fact, "stupid," I find, is an abhorrent word...terrible word...y'know? I can tell by one of the things that you're, you're pacing around and you're all upset about me and...y'know, quite frankly, Hotaru...y'know, one of the things you have in there, I can tell by your non-verbal cues that, I guess...you're quite upset with me...y'know?...
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I'm not playing games with you Hotaru.
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Again, going back, Hotaru, never, ever want to make you feel stupid, I would never, ever say those words to you. Those are disgusting and cruel and abhorrent words...abhorrent words...and, again, never would I make you feel like that...so Hotaru...there are a few others that, y'know, you...you may say or may have heard specifically in your life, y'know, such as...y'know..."stupid is as stupid does?"...or "you fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?"...Or just quite simply..."this kid is so, stupid!"...Now Hotaru, again...that's not me saying those things...and that...doestailes maybe into a little bit of a stereotype of, y'know..."big power, little brain," y'know, kind of like the dinosaurs...But Hotaru, hear me out on one thing...again...I have never...would I ever...specifically, call you..."stupid"...would I?...Ho-Ho-Ho-HO-HOTARU
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SpeedRcr_X 03/09/2021
Uh-oh, hey, she's there!?
// J_Daito // 03/09/2021
Ten'ou how f[BLEEP]king drunk are you
C'est_La_V 03/09/2021
I want these minutes of my life back....
FireFly_9 03/09/2021
FireFly_9 is AFK: ( This is the s[BLEEP]t I have to to put up with on a daily basis)
SpeedRcr_X 03/09/2021
So stupid~ :D





March 1, 1998: Haruka and Yuuichiro were marvelling at the wonder of 30th Century Tokyo, when Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon attacked using Minodauron, determined to steal a pure heart. As the Senshi just kind of waited for Pegasus to show up so they could actually do something, Endymion appeared, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. The Moonlight Knight got relentlessly hit on by Chibiusa. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden turn towards and ethical lifestyle by the Villain. Sailor Moon used a boost of energy from Pegasus to win.
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