2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

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Suburban Senshi Entry #2221 - “A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!”
#2221 “A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!”
Excerpt Start - 10:41 PM 06/04/21

OKAY. I'm sorry I got us banned from Discord for hacking my client so I could install the naked Tifa theme. I'm SORRY the Prof had to end up making a whole new app for us to talk on because Twitter and Facebook banned me for s[BLEEP]t talking the Japanese racing teams that won't take me on because I keep wrecking cars, and I'm SUPER SORRY I got our IRC server melted because I tried to mine Beercoin so I could afford the naked Kim Kardashian NFT.
Agent McFUNderson
There's sure a lot of "naked"s in there.
ror shi neadz 2 gew 2 horni jayl
I'm pretty sure our little group chat is the horny jail.
The Intern
I'm still working on integrating this into the server.
♡ Darienz_BAE ♡
wow this is so shiny and bubbly and cool!!
Like me~
♡ Darienz_BAE ♡
That's MAMORU you exchange student jerk! Stay away from my man!!
But will anyone end up using it~ also, Haruka, tonight you sleep on the floor, dear.
Not the couch~?
you're lucky you're not sleeping outside.
SpeedRcr_X has started a private conversation
Hey Jed
// J_Daito //
How do I get out of this?
// J_Daito //
Go get greviously injured so she will pity you and welcome you back into her bed. If you like, I have a grenade you can leap on.
...You just want to see me get blown up <_<
// J_Daito //
SpeedRcr_X has ended the private conversation
This can't be the horny jail, Paisley.
ror bcuz he kant gat ani
I am :3
The best part is, he never tires. When we're finished, I just rewind the tape, and if I stuff Ruxpin-sama with a heavy metal tape things become oh so very intense!
You know, Artemis, if you just stayed in human form more...
Look human form for me is like a transformation for you. We only used it on Planet Mau so we could reach things on high shelves and work can openers.
It's very hard on the body.
ror abewt da onli tang abut u dats hurd
Don't listen to her, Artemis! Just train yourself and get stronger!
Moh, Cressida-chan, he's only good at telling me to train, he won't do anything on his own! He's super lazy!
* doesn't have to sit here and take this <_< *
=/\catablanca/\= is away
MOH! Come back, Artemis!!
C'est_La_V is away
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has joined the chat
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Oh god what the hell this is so bright where's the dark mode I live in a blacked-out dark mansion my EYES ARE BURNING
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert has left the chat
Agent McFUNderson
I love the colors! I'm going to use this all the time!
It reminds me of the old iChats we used to have...
Once again I've missed the chance to dominate the means of our communication.
Mizuno-san what can you tell me about turtles?
As much as you want. You may rely on me~
...I'm pretty sure Kamekichi the first cursed him. We need to undo it.
Yeah, really.
Mako-chan, don't be so quick to judge. Perhaps you need to admit his true destiny lies with Testudines.
Texas Samurai
Ah heard of love fer pet's but that's a bit much...
This foolish association with the turtle is against the laws of man and god and this unhealthy chapter of this foolish life must be dealt with once and for all!
I blended up one of the Kamekichis and fed it to him, it didn't solve the problem.
All it did was solve your boredom?
It didn't even do that
Masta Pimp KyuBAE
IF yoU wanT to FreE hIm jUsT mAkE a ConTRAct wiTH ME
Why the hell is this dude still here
Masta Pimp KyuBAE
iM geTTinG a NeW MoViE sOoN anD I'Ll bbE SuPer PopULAr! YoU SenShi aRe YesTerDay's NeWS
Oh, didn't you know about the new story I sold TOEI and they made movies for? The one that's making me a ton of money??
Moon_Princess has left the chat
Excerpt End - 11:15 PM 06/04/21


July 21, 2000: Luna and Artemis were angered after a big argument, when Sailor Aluminum Siren attacked using Renjii, determined to seduce Sailor Moon. As the Senshi were picked off one at a time, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. The Moonlight Knight got knocked on his butt, unable to do anything to help. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used a sudden powerup via the Holy Grail to win.
<CÚst_la_V> For X-chan I will exact an extra helping of cold vengeance!!

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