2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

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Suburban Senshi Entry #2233 - “[Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!”
#2233 “[Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!”

[20:31] *** Connected to irc469@ImperiumNet.SSN.ETH

[20:32] *** Sometime in the 51st Century...
[20:33] <Cressida Sumire Xadium-Aino> [Age 8] So mom... how did the Suburban Senshi of legend ever free the mind of Crystal Tokyo's Royal Beastmaster from the evil clutches of Kamekichi?
[20:36] <@Sakura X. Aino> A lot of the records from that traumatically tempestuous time are sadly lost, but furtive fragments of the final fight still remain in some damaged datacrystals... this is what archaeologists were able to retrieve
[20:36] <@Sakura X. Aino>

[20:36] <Cressida Sumire Xadium-Aino> [Age 8] What.... am I looking at
[20:43] <@Sakura X. Aino> Well to make a long story short, Kaiju-sized Kamekichi in Motoki's mad mental mindscape vs. Michiru's Modoka Magica Magical Girl Fleshly Colossus-chan.
[20:51] <@Sakura X. Aino> There's also an excerpt from the log of the Snotilus that gives us some idea of what happened there:

"What's he whipping out there?"

"Kami-sama, it's gigantic!"

"I can see why Motoki-san won't let him go."

"He's spinning it around like some kind of helicopter blade!"

"Ugh I think I lost my chastity with that last attack!"

"Oh my god he's a SNAPPING TURTLE?!"

"Oh s[BLEEP]t Michiru's Magical Maiden just got cut clean in half! It's a massacre!"

"Haruka stop being so happy about it!"

"Wait wait they were fusions! All it did was undo the fusion form, so now there's two of them! The Mami and the ot-- oh he JUST BIT MAMI'S HEAD OFF"

"That happens to her a lot tho?"


"That's poetic justice for you."


"Get back to the snotilus we need to get the hell out of dodge before he flattens us like Hotaru's chest!"



"Why is he exploding like that? Did he swallow a tank of nitroglycerin or something?!"

"It's just the way! Full speed out the ass before the explosion catches us!"

"The Curse is broken!"

"Curse? But I just really like animals...?"

"You know, Motoki-san... humans are animals too."

"WHY DID YOU tell HIM! Now Mako-chan will never be--"

"Be what, Ami-san?"





-DATA ERROR 12334322224

[21:01] <Cressida Sumire Xadium-Aino> [Age 8] I think I'm gonna throw up now.
[21:02] <@Sakura X. Aino> Yeah I think that's the general consensus
[21:02] *** Disconnected
[21:02] *** LOGGING END ***

March 9, 1997: Chibiusa and Diana were accused of falling in love with a nun, when Karaberas attacked using Gureepu, determined to stop Princess Sailor Moon from Destroying the Earth in a fit of Emo. As the Senshi gasped at the heartlessness of it all, The Amazon Trio joined them, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. Tuxedo Mask got killed. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.
"The RIGHT solution is the one that ends with me coming out alive!"
"But you 're already dead!"

--Haruka and Kaiou-sama in the afterlife games

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