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Suburban Senshi Entry #2254 - “His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!”
#2254 “His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!”
Excerpt Start - 12:46 AM 09/05/22

#suburbansenshisquad
SpeedRcr_X
Look I put the clothes on eventually
FireFly_9
It's still a crime.
C'est_La_V
Artemis... I'm sorry.
FireFly_9
YOU APOLOGIZED? Astonishing. I thought that wasn't how your relationship worked.
C'est_La_V
Well he... he just isn't talking to me
C'est_La_V
This hasn't happened before. Ever.
FireFly_9
Really?
C'est_La_V
Well look!
C'est_La_V
He just sits there staring at me!




SpeedRcr_X
JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THAT
C'est_La_V
It's... Artemis?
FireFly_9
That is not Artemis. And oh my god what's happened to its tail
// J_Daito //
That thing is like if Artemis had a baby with the exploded-turnip spore-child.
spiritflame
it is possessed
GERMATOID
OH YOU ALL FOUND THE CLONE
C'est_La_V
...clone?
// J_Daito //
Not content with cloning the spore you cloned loser-cat as well?
C'est_La_V
ARTEMIS IS NOT A LOSER!!
// J_Daito //
Really
// J_Daito //
Then how come I saw him selling himself on eBay




FireFly_9
Artemis...
C'est_La_V
:<
// J_Daito //
But no one would buy him and so he started advertising other... services.
// J_Daito //




Flame_Sniper
...oh my god he's s[BLEEP]tting out a label
Flame_Sniper
Whose sick fetish was that?
Charm_BUSTer
Organization is next to godliness
C'est_La_V
MIMETE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH ARTEMIS?!!?
Charm_BUSTer
:P
// J_Daito //
So you're the one who worked him over till he was like this




C'est_La_V
Oh my god it's like all the fluids are gone from his body...
Charm_BUSTer
Hey I only had him s[BLEEP]t out labels for me... that's after I saw him last!
RedCrow
Uhh... boss?
C'est_La_V
What
RedCrow
Breaking news
RedCrow
Someone may have associated Artemis with Sailor V
C'est_La_V
They saw through his disguise as "Power P[BLEEP]y?"
RedCrow
Yeah
RedCrow
They caught him and uh...
RedCrow
They dd the merchandise thing
FireFly_9
The...merchandise thing?
RedCrow
Yeah they turned him...




...into a bag.
C'est_La_V
OH MY GOD ARTEMIS NO!!!!!!!!
RedCrow
But apparently he wasn't a very good bag and so now...
RedCrow




he's just a head and they say if Sailor V doesn't pay the ransom they'll suck out his brains and drink coffee from his skull.
C'est_La_V is away: NOBODY HURTS ARTMIS BUT ME! IN THE NAME OF VENUS SAILOR V WILL HAVE HER VENGEANCE AND SAVE HER FRIEND!!!!
// J_Daito //
That cat really has no luck.
FireFly_9
Even if she saves him... he's just a head...
GERMATOID
WE'LL JUST CUT THE BODY OFF THE CLONE AND STICK IT ON THERE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Excerpt End - 01:04 AM 09/05/22

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February 3, 1998: Grandpa Hino and Rei were at the MS department store in Shinjuku, when Mimete attacked using Soyaa, determined to find the golden dream mirror. As the Senshi break and attack, Safir joined them, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. Prince Endymion got mocked severely. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used Artemis' sudden recollection of obscure Silver Millennium trivia to win.


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You always win because you beat the s[BLEEP]t out of the other player and steal all their cards.
<// J_Daito //> It's a foolproof solution
* @spiritflame offers to play Jedite
* @spiritflame holds out her cards
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
*** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (for every rule there has to be a f[BLEEP]king exception)


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