They always make fun of my husband until someone remembers he's rich and then the sucking up starts.

Humanity, I tell you.

Yeah well you know who's not right? Umino

Oh did Gurio run out of our royalty money again?

Yeah and this time he's teamed up with the other loser, Usagi, who probably found out that cosplaying as herself and trying to be a cartoonist when you can't f[BLEEP]king draw doesn't keep one in the snacks

Oh god, what's happening now.

Well Sailor Moon Crystal is almost done, and we know what a s[BLEEP]tshow that was

I WAS ROBBED

#VenuswasROBBED

Well you know, Moon wants to be the center of everything

So yeah the plan is a "retro-reboot" going back to basics

They even roped Beryl back into this

I'd forgotten she'd come back to life.

Well she doesn't need this job, she's making tons of money as a Gravure idol but I think it's a pity thing

So some promo material came out

That actress looks nothing like me

Same. This is insulting.

What does the Engrish say down there?

"Usagi Tsukino is a clumsy cry-baby, but at the sometime is an energetic 8th grade school girl.

One Day, she runs into a black cat named "Luna", who has a crecent-shaped scar on her forehead and speaks human languages.

Luna reveals to Usagi that she had been chosen as soldier by the Queen of Moon.

Usagi is thrown off by this relveation but decides to turn herself into Pretty Soldier SAILORMOON", the defender of love and justice, with a brooch given by Luna.

Then she begins to defend the Handsome Soldiers which have been under attacks by the Evil Queen Beryl seeking the young energy.

hshshshs i seak da yung anargi 2

Wait, so Lunar-cat has a scar in this? Tsukino is the one who decides to be Moon? And who the hell are the "Handsome Soldiers?"

I have a scar too. In my heart.

Why couldn't I be chosen by Queen of Moon.

Queen of Moon sounds like Bump of Chicken.

There's another poster too

Beryl looks like she's sending them all outside to play.

I love how the moons in that logo look like boobs yo

Cannot unsee. Don't want to unsee

God the actresses playing myself and Rei-chan are so fat-faced

Tuxedo Kamen is desperately trying to play catch up in the background

but the third piece of key art is what intrigues me the most

...

Wait are they going to team up?

And are they fangirling over Tuxedo Kamen?

Why wouldn't they?!

Well I mean look at you. The answer's obvious.

T_T

I suppose we won't see royalties out of this one either

Well you know if they're getting paid Crunchyroll rates they'll get like 300 bucks to do the whole series so it's not like there's going to be a whole lot left over.